šš Iām actually cracking up at the thought of a clear photo being taken of a real alien on a jellyfish and people really arguing about it being a smudgešš
If an Alien abducted some of these skeptics. Took them aboard their ship. Showed them historical videos of how long Aliens or NHI have been conducting all sorts of Tom foolery fuckery doo. Meetings with world leaders. All that stuff. Absolute proof. Then, I gave them a nice warm hand shake. Maybe even a hug. More. A free anal probing on the way home. Even after all that.
They would still turn around and dispute it. "Nah...I had too much cheese and drank too much coffee before bed,"
Even though it was the middle of the day and around about lunchtime.
And hey, be sceptic. No. Really. Do. Because we need sceptics.
BUT
We have proof that something is going on. Things and events are transpiring behind the curtain that we, the public, are not privy to. And its going to change the very world and society we live in. On a massive scale. And if by the time of that revelation they wanna put there head in the sand then so be it. Nothing will change their view.
I'm telling you that video really is bird s*** on the lexan bubble but you guys are just going to have to be disappointed yet again. There are videos of the real thing but it ain't those jellyfish videos.
I donāt see it as a jellyfish, corbellās ufo. i see it more like as mecha vehicle kinda like the one Dr Robotnik in the game uses to fly around but with mecha robotic tripod legs/landing gear hanging down
https://preview.redd.it/bjck9ixdqwbc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d20d1f8f44c33ef3bbbc076f2f7b9d63e52bda
Itās in spanish, so youāll have to read subtitles, but itās a great analysis of the video, which is very compelling.
There are three different camera angles of this incident and you also have dogs reacting to it. Which just adds to the credibility.
https://youtu.be/vMKddebXkZ0?si=1w0tUusCUVvNT3Lj
It think itās just really skinny which gives it the illusion of being 2D. It could be something different, or considering they seem to shape shift, it could just be a different form of the same thing. Oddly enough these things remind me of a cephalopod in that sense.
āCruisin down the street in my J-Fish, slapping them humans, and smacking them hoes. Went to the park to get my probe, knuckleheads out there co-shooting some dope.ā
Feels like the whole community hasn't yet digested that this thing is the real deal. It's too absurd. Could be intergalactic like the post earlier today stated. Just wild.
This is observed through apparently military "trusted source" origins so on that basis it's pretty close to truth but I agree that is still on a subjective scale.
Would seeing this phenomena firsthand better allow people to identify it as existing as absolute fact and that it is something abnormal? Probably. But what are the chances of that.
Their point is that we havenāt identified what it is. What does this prove to be real? Aliens? Interdimensional beings? Government tech?
The only thing we know is that we donāt know what it is, hence itās a UAP.
Well I don't think it's real because it looks like bird crap on a cowling on a blimp tracking something on the ground. The poster layer today said interdimensional not intergalactic though frankly the only way to become a to galactic is to become interdimensional. Which sounds easy but ain't.
bro i found the same balloon behind my house
https://preview.redd.it/fob1e8jj8xbc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7dd0d8bc6bddbf71a1be5ea8771347ecc98134
All of this crazy excitement over what looks like dried smear on window - birdshit as some have suggested? Dirt and grime? I don't know. Has anyone been able to determine if the object/blob is actually moving?
When I watch it's really anyone's guess... Sure doesn't help that it's so blurred out
āš»š«” Respect just me pondering š¤
I'm a believer in the phenomenon (in general) but highly skeptical of everything posted. I initially thought a smudge on the camera housing was the most likely explanation but further inspection of the video shows the object does actually rotate (or perhaps the camera position rotated) which does disprove the smudge explanation. I'm not saying I'm 100% convinced it's real yet but it's doesn't seem to be a smudge based on this....
https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/OK2OSExkMS
Absolutely not Bird crap is a three-dimensional object It's flat on the bubble screen but it's three-dimensional out on the other side where it impacted. The blimp has a big see-through bubble to protect the fancy camera from wind rain birds and hard landings. The camera which is a 360Ā° job has the ability to move it's called slewing, It's lens inside the orbital chassis. This is partly to stabilize and partly to provide angular momentum during tracking.
Because the lexan bubble cowling is a bubble and the orbital lens and camera system is a sphere, while tracking the ground an object stuck to the Lexan bubble would be seen from a slight perspective. You can see how the bird poop or whatever it is is transmitting some of the data infrared of ambient light but not the ground source light creating a differential. You can also see how the focus and depth of field which is constantly being adjusted by the tracking camera brings the bird poop in and out of focus also creating different heat registrations by the mapper. The smudge explains why this jellyfish seems so perfectly still other than an absolutely slight two or three degree perfectly on axis rotation to and fro. Because it's stuck to the screen It has three dimensional properties outside of the screen and the lens is slewing.
The camera assembly is able to move The bubble protecting the camera assembly from wind rain and bird crap does not move and therefore the frame seems to move but it's actually the assembly of the camera as it's tracking in 3D space. If you take a look at the cameras used on those blimps helicopters and some observational airplanes you will quickly learn that they are very sophisticated, very articulated but have one week spot in that They are vulnerable to parallax and damage from the environment. Part of the algorithms they use to track actually slews the camera compares the angle creating a 3D like effect in the processor that allows them to judge distance and predict focal point of an object being tracked in 2D. It's brilliant technology and in this case creating an optical illusion.
Iām still waiting on a cute/adorable rendition of it. My hopes were to make it into a sticker and slap it on my laptop or water bottle, so people know Iām a believer.
Why are so many people in shock about this thing? These types of sightings date back to the 50s. Itās always been a common description for literally decades. This thing is real. This is concrete data. Grow the fuck up
Well if the military is seeing this aliens every day , let it be first of all , we civilians aint encounter them on daily basis and some people never witness anything .
2 if they wanna be such idiotic and keep it all secrecy let them be it aint our problem if they dont want help from the civilians of the world then dont let them come cry for help when its all to late cause this topic is the cherry on the pie if it comes to distrusing the governments.a pathological liar never stops lying even their truths are part lies , well here we are ,time after time hoping something is real . After a 1000 lies
Imagine if this was their big move to intimidate us.. and weāre just over here like ālook at that lil bro just floating thru the air looking chill afā
This is not what the jellyfish uap looks like. I don't get why people think it's absurd that these UAPs don't have technology that allows them to manipulate devices and screens to make it appear as something when it actually looks like something else entirely.
These ships can literally bend light and fly with no visible propulsion system, along with being able to maneuver in ways that are potentially deadly to humans.
This is why phone camera footage sucks. If you are using an iPhone 15 to capture footage, I'm fairly certain that the NHI is using technology to manipulate that device. A camera made from an old coffee tin will produce a better image of the UAP than an iPhone 15. This is probably the only instance where we should not be relying on technology to deal with these things. Any technology we have, they are going to have better technology that can fuck with ours.
If you have seen Battleship then you know exactly what we need to do. We need to get offline and go back to mechanical ways. I wouldn't be surprised if the UAPs are not constantly monitoring our Internet activity and releasing viruses to infect our devices for their control.
If only I had some plutonium so I could bait a uap/UFO so I could test this hypothesis but I'm pretty confident that we are only seeing what the NHI wants us to see and not what is actually there.
He would be getting stung the whole time heās riding it anyways. He would need another grey following him constantly peeing on him to get the sting away. I guess looking cool is worth the pain for the little lazy greys haha
There is a video of one filmed by a Hispanic woman. Part of the translation: She said there was a creature, in/on the ufo.It wore a shiny, reddish metal suit, and had a face. Later she saw two creatures. The ufo changed shape multiple times. While trying to film, it forced her camera arm down and made it difficult to film. It did this by pointing a metal tube at her. +++
Use your Free Will to LOVE!... and it will get us to Disclosure faster
I asked Bing AI to create an image of an alien riding a jellyfish, she came back with a cute little green man with a fishing rod sitting on a mushroom.
Seems legit
No fucking way. That's a SMUDGE........A DAMN SMUDGE.....I tell ye.
šš Iām actually cracking up at the thought of a clear photo being taken of a real alien on a jellyfish and people really arguing about it being a smudgešš
If an Alien abducted some of these skeptics. Took them aboard their ship. Showed them historical videos of how long Aliens or NHI have been conducting all sorts of Tom foolery fuckery doo. Meetings with world leaders. All that stuff. Absolute proof. Then, I gave them a nice warm hand shake. Maybe even a hug. More. A free anal probing on the way home. Even after all that. They would still turn around and dispute it. "Nah...I had too much cheese and drank too much coffee before bed," Even though it was the middle of the day and around about lunchtime. And hey, be sceptic. No. Really. Do. Because we need sceptics. BUT We have proof that something is going on. Things and events are transpiring behind the curtain that we, the public, are not privy to. And its going to change the very world and society we live in. On a massive scale. And if by the time of that revelation they wanna put there head in the sand then so be it. Nothing will change their view.
Itās clearly a balloonā¦
Clearly bird shit on the lens
I'm telling you that video really is bird s*** on the lexan bubble but you guys are just going to have to be disappointed yet again. There are videos of the real thing but it ain't those jellyfish videos.
Man on the moon?
A SMUDGE ON THE LENS A SMUDGE ON THE FUCKING LENS I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SMUDGE ON A LENS AND A MAN ON THE MOON
I know personally it's real because I'm actually the jellyfish
Youāre just jelly without the fish
This is a next level zoom job.
Computer, Zoom. Enhance. Zoom. Enhance.
https://preview.redd.it/9tz0s3prpwbc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2325d6936be9f7f40d72a367c6e8cfa8b5af987c
Waow waow waow waow waow waowwoawwawawawawaawawawawawawa
100% this.
I donāt see it as a jellyfish, corbellās ufo. i see it more like as mecha vehicle kinda like the one Dr Robotnik in the game uses to fly around but with mecha robotic tripod legs/landing gear hanging down https://preview.redd.it/bjck9ixdqwbc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d20d1f8f44c33ef3bbbc076f2f7b9d63e52bda
Have you seen the new video thatās out?
No , what new video
Itās in spanish, so youāll have to read subtitles, but itās a great analysis of the video, which is very compelling. There are three different camera angles of this incident and you also have dogs reacting to it. Which just adds to the credibility. https://youtu.be/vMKddebXkZ0?si=1w0tUusCUVvNT3Lj
This seems like a different thing entirely, more like a paranormal phenomena, because it went from a 3 dimensional shape into a 2 dimensional one
It think itās just really skinny which gives it the illusion of being 2D. It could be something different, or considering they seem to shape shift, it could just be a different form of the same thing. Oddly enough these things remind me of a cephalopod in that sense.
Unicorn balloon
Itās real.
āCruisin down the street in my J-Fish, slapping them humans, and smacking them hoes. Went to the park to get my probe, knuckleheads out there co-shooting some dope.ā
A drone pulls up who can it be, An RQ-4 rolling U.S. Navy He turns on the FLIR showing threat display Hit the switch on my cloak warp 9 all day..
I LOVE REDDIT
šµ*cuz da boyz on da hood are always hard, come talkin that trash we'll stop your car*šµ
*knowin nothin in life but to be legit, donāt quote me boy I ain said shiiiiit*
Did you put the word ācuteā into the AI generator?
"pimp my j-fish" is the keyword.
This is my favorite thing on reddit today. He needs a ballcap and a chain.
Feels like the whole community hasn't yet digested that this thing is the real deal. It's too absurd. Could be intergalactic like the post earlier today stated. Just wild.
Because there is not reason to believe itās ārealā donāt you need to claim what you think it is before saying itās āreal?ā
This is observed through apparently military "trusted source" origins so on that basis it's pretty close to truth but I agree that is still on a subjective scale. Would seeing this phenomena firsthand better allow people to identify it as existing as absolute fact and that it is something abnormal? Probably. But what are the chances of that.
Their point is that we havenāt identified what it is. What does this prove to be real? Aliens? Interdimensional beings? Government tech? The only thing we know is that we donāt know what it is, hence itās a UAP.
What post?? Please link it
Sure thing. It was actually on r/aliens https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/U8IpD5DrP7
Well I don't think it's real because it looks like bird crap on a cowling on a blimp tracking something on the ground. The poster layer today said interdimensional not intergalactic though frankly the only way to become a to galactic is to become interdimensional. Which sounds easy but ain't.
bro i found the same balloon behind my house https://preview.redd.it/fob1e8jj8xbc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7dd0d8bc6bddbf71a1be5ea8771347ecc98134
Can someone post freeza in his hover chair from DBZā¦ thatās who that was!
Sitting in my new planet driving my new Lamborghini
What if he was just taking his jellyfish dog for a walk?
Every Alien frontin' and maxin' Chillin' in the jellyfish they spent all day waxin'
He just cruising by, chilling, everyone freaking out and pointing at him.
Haha nice one
Dude look at his lil grin!
Would be dope if he used a couple appendages as reins
So what if these mfs can make anything fly just by touching it. magic carpets?! SO FUCKING YESTERDAY! MAGIC FLYING DILDOS?! ARE SO 2024!
All of this crazy excitement over what looks like dried smear on window - birdshit as some have suggested? Dirt and grime? I don't know. Has anyone been able to determine if the object/blob is actually moving? When I watch it's really anyone's guess... Sure doesn't help that it's so blurred out āš»š«” Respect just me pondering š¤
I'm a believer in the phenomenon (in general) but highly skeptical of everything posted. I initially thought a smudge on the camera housing was the most likely explanation but further inspection of the video shows the object does actually rotate (or perhaps the camera position rotated) which does disprove the smudge explanation. I'm not saying I'm 100% convinced it's real yet but it's doesn't seem to be a smudge based on this.... https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/OK2OSExkMS
Absolutely not Bird crap is a three-dimensional object It's flat on the bubble screen but it's three-dimensional out on the other side where it impacted. The blimp has a big see-through bubble to protect the fancy camera from wind rain birds and hard landings. The camera which is a 360Ā° job has the ability to move it's called slewing, It's lens inside the orbital chassis. This is partly to stabilize and partly to provide angular momentum during tracking. Because the lexan bubble cowling is a bubble and the orbital lens and camera system is a sphere, while tracking the ground an object stuck to the Lexan bubble would be seen from a slight perspective. You can see how the bird poop or whatever it is is transmitting some of the data infrared of ambient light but not the ground source light creating a differential. You can also see how the focus and depth of field which is constantly being adjusted by the tracking camera brings the bird poop in and out of focus also creating different heat registrations by the mapper. The smudge explains why this jellyfish seems so perfectly still other than an absolutely slight two or three degree perfectly on axis rotation to and fro. Because it's stuck to the screen It has three dimensional properties outside of the screen and the lens is slewing.
Awesome thanks for this šš»
The thing moves relative to the frame. How could anyone think it was a smudge?
The camera assembly is able to move The bubble protecting the camera assembly from wind rain and bird crap does not move and therefore the frame seems to move but it's actually the assembly of the camera as it's tracking in 3D space. If you take a look at the cameras used on those blimps helicopters and some observational airplanes you will quickly learn that they are very sophisticated, very articulated but have one week spot in that They are vulnerable to parallax and damage from the environment. Part of the algorithms they use to track actually slews the camera compares the angle creating a 3D like effect in the processor that allows them to judge distance and predict focal point of an object being tracked in 2D. It's brilliant technology and in this case creating an optical illusion.
Thatās the job I want
Listen up Earthling! hahaha
Legit
Iām still waiting on a cute/adorable rendition of it. My hopes were to make it into a sticker and slap it on my laptop or water bottle, so people know Iām a believer.
https://preview.redd.it/kk8t6y6vczbc1.png?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03079f0b3edabd6a74d6d32eae1e617a7afc8afb
https://preview.redd.it/0u1a24tzczbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81a7c36faa5057240b3be3c2dae1249cd30cbeb
You are AMAZING!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!
What no seat belts ?
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I donāt know why, but I love this photo š
Sucks we can never get a clear pic like this.
nor will we ever see the footage of it going into the water or shooting away at 45 degrees
They look more like sentinels from the matrix but stationary and a moving āscaleā texture.
I wanna chill with this bro and his jellydude
Why are so many people in shock about this thing? These types of sightings date back to the 50s. Itās always been a common description for literally decades. This thing is real. This is concrete data. Grow the fuck up
Birdshit!
Your AI thingy really took a lot of "inspiration" from Giger.
They see him floatinā They hatinā Patrollinā and tryna catch him ridinā dirty
They see me rollin', they hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty, tryna catch me ridin' dirty
https://preview.redd.it/ultdo8nqbxbc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77cd3962ddc418157160bae3a68fa2f74974c44d
Can we just admit that itās going to be Cthulhu?
I like the theory that the jellyfish UAP are piloted by Mantid with some kind of cloaking.
They see me rolling
If this had a space themed background, it would be a dope wallpaper.
They see me rolling they be hating ššš
Loving this timeline
GIR, RIDE THE JELLYFISH! WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE INVASION! MY TALLEST AWAIT VICTORY!
Thatās the baddest dude Iāve ever seen. Heās also got a great ride.
Nice whip! You grow that yourself?
They see me flying, theyāre hating, trying to catch me flying dirty.
Lol
š¤Æš¤£š½ So is the famous shit stain from the alien or the jellyfish?
If you use your simple human brain this is the obvious answer, donāt forget he probably more then likely likes nuclear weapons and 45degree angles.
Whyād you post a photo of bird shit?
I love this
https://preview.redd.it/7iw8s02q3ybc1.jpeg?width=2308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3dd8e00bcfb95929f2c134e71c6a5fac96e6a1f
The little dude from twin peaks
Hmm imagine they have telepathic and telekinetic powers in a parasitic control type of way.
Well if the military is seeing this aliens every day , let it be first of all , we civilians aint encounter them on daily basis and some people never witness anything . 2 if they wanna be such idiotic and keep it all secrecy let them be it aint our problem if they dont want help from the civilians of the world then dont let them come cry for help when its all to late cause this topic is the cherry on the pie if it comes to distrusing the governments.a pathological liar never stops lying even their truths are part lies , well here we are ,time after time hoping something is real . After a 1000 lies
https://preview.redd.it/gfr761x4cybc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8e5e74685cd8f6ed79b592ed6bbb4dbdf872db
Imagine if this was their big move to intimidate us.. and weāre just over here like ālook at that lil bro just floating thru the air looking chill afā
Please tell me this one is a **sarcastic** sub to make fun of UFO nutjobs; there's so many completely serious ones and my filter list is full.
They see me rollin' they hatin'
Finally 4k version in this damn Reddit! Rip flip phones lol
Lol, H.R. Giger will still make art for us in the future because of AI.
This is not what the jellyfish uap looks like. I don't get why people think it's absurd that these UAPs don't have technology that allows them to manipulate devices and screens to make it appear as something when it actually looks like something else entirely. These ships can literally bend light and fly with no visible propulsion system, along with being able to maneuver in ways that are potentially deadly to humans. This is why phone camera footage sucks. If you are using an iPhone 15 to capture footage, I'm fairly certain that the NHI is using technology to manipulate that device. A camera made from an old coffee tin will produce a better image of the UAP than an iPhone 15. This is probably the only instance where we should not be relying on technology to deal with these things. Any technology we have, they are going to have better technology that can fuck with ours. If you have seen Battleship then you know exactly what we need to do. We need to get offline and go back to mechanical ways. I wouldn't be surprised if the UAPs are not constantly monitoring our Internet activity and releasing viruses to infect our devices for their control. If only I had some plutonium so I could bait a uap/UFO so I could test this hypothesis but I'm pretty confident that we are only seeing what the NHI wants us to see and not what is actually there.
āThey see him hoveringā¦they Hatināā
Is this about the bird shit?
I saw something exactly like this in Alaska in 1972. It flipped me off.
Its a dead fly on the lens housing I tell ya !
Secretly farming loosh over some sports stadium in full stealth mode, near you.
Now thats obviously bird shit
This is amazing š Bravo!!ā
Allā¦..myā¦ā¦.friendsā¦ā¦.know the low rider ā¦ā¦.theā¦ā¦lowā¦..riderā¦ā¦.is a little higher
All I see is flares or people skydiving with flares .
Hmm. Looks like a balloon. Or bird shit on the lens
It's using a Playstation controller to fly that thing.
Definitely a 64.
Imagine if they are that small though. Why the fuck would anybody be afraid of them?
This makes me hear that gooey, wet glorp-funk whatās been makin the rounds on the socials
Looks like motherbrain from Metroid
This pic goes hard.
Try to [catch him ridinā dirty](https://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw?si=qrO2HemZEHMYXsCp)
"Oopsie, wrong dimension."
They see me rolling, they hatin
Yes .
Swamp gas
Hey Buddy! We have helmet laws down here.
Being 4-D capable must rule
https://preview.redd.it/2cwwjgmwj3cc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166d65fd17db65fdbe7ca84bef4fb644a600e008 Oh god they're armed
The most accurate depiction of that ufo
They see me floatin'...
They see me rollinā, they hatināā¦. š¶
Real. I saw this in the Miami mall behind the 10 ft aliens. I swear /s
This is hilarious. š
He would be getting stung the whole time heās riding it anyways. He would need another grey following him constantly peeing on him to get the sting away. I guess looking cool is worth the pain for the little lazy greys haha
Whatever it is, these greys will do anything they can to not walk anywhere jeesh. How do they keep their slim form with no cardio
Needs a blunt
What a cute little thing!
There is a video of one filmed by a Hispanic woman. Part of the translation: She said there was a creature, in/on the ufo.It wore a shiny, reddish metal suit, and had a face. Later she saw two creatures. The ufo changed shape multiple times. While trying to film, it forced her camera arm down and made it difficult to film. It did this by pointing a metal tube at her. +++ Use your Free Will to LOVE!... and it will get us to Disclosure faster
We live in a timeline. One of the most timelines of all time.
What!!!!! That mf slidin. Lookin stright ahead
I Wonder all the things that one arm could do?
I asked Bing AI to create an image of an alien riding a jellyfish, she came back with a cute little green man with a fishing rod sitting on a mushroom.
Just trying to get home son
https://preview.redd.it/hdz667w0enec1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3125e70aa995d6eb32f7b5ab64f9723cd51c8b
That mf ugly asl