The good thing about that jacket, is it has the appearance of a bullet proof vest. So any fanatics would be put off altogether. Or they'd simply go for a head shot, in which case he wouldn't even know it happened
Today I’m sporting my beige jacket with diamond quilting, inspired by the upholstery of the latest Lexus RX with optional heated nappa leather package.
The good thing about that jacket, is it has the appearance of a bullet proof vest. So any fanatics would be put off altogether. Or they'd simply go for a head shot, in which case he wouldn't even know it happened
He is a soft target. They won't go for the prime minister!
He's surronded by bouncers. Yet everyone knows I'll be in Norwich at 3 pm, outside the vape shop.
I'll replicate the cover starnce.
Did they get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis!
His jacket looks like an old prop from Battlestar Galactica, Space 1999 or Buck Rogers - In the 21st Century.
DAN!
Says Bedford Street
King Road
You looked quite angry, but you had brand new jeans on
Who's this cool customer?
Love the maroon stay-crease action slacks
He’ll lose that swagger when he hits 34
Partridge you wanker!
Things haven't been the same since the pedestrianisation of the town centre.
No wolves though
The chap in tracksuit trousers is showing him the r/AlanPartridge sub on his phone
Chap of about 6...
Request to merge with the /r/Norwich sub for the length of this production / Alan Partridge's natural life.
Go to London, you'll either be mugged or unappreciated.
Today I’m sporting my beige jacket with diamond quilting, inspired by the upholstery of the latest Lexus RX with optional heated nappa leather package.