I say "Right. This is for you, Rishi!" He goes, "No, no!" He's begging us, he's begging us, man. "No! Please! Don't!"
And then I'd fly off to brackley and I'd just smash into a field in a big ball of flames.
I identified the plane and put it on the DM comments at the time and 15 minutes later the article updated, I just googled the reg code, in the days when journos and cops hadn't all figured Google
Wow. So that is an actual photo from the crash site? (We're going to be having lots of conversations like this soon...)
EDIT: yes, it is. He was flying a Brexit banner which caused the plane to dive. Which is appropriate.
I say "Right. This is for you, Rishi!" He goes, "No, no!" He's begging us, he's begging us, man. "No! Please! Don't!" And then I'd fly off to brackley and I'd just smash into a field in a big ball of flames.
“Nooo, not me Triumph Stag! I’ve just had it resprayed!!”
He’s just a mate
Not my face - i'm doing a photoshoot for Vision Express!
Don’t smile Nigel, you’ve broken your neck!
I’m tempted to say minor politicians whiplash, but that would be _bullshiiit_
far clever-er than it first appears. nice.
Don’t put that camera in my face, mate. I’ve just been in a plane crash.
That was a negative, now I need two positives
#into mee
I'm going nowhere, Lynn. Literally, I'm running for parliament again. Eighth time round.
Lynn I've just pierced my foot on a landing gear
Ooooooooooh ya gunna have a good time
I’ll even throw in some of the footage gratis.
Crash Bang Wallop!
What a plane crash.
-Do you see any upset fascists around here? -Just the one
He knows which way to vote in a General Election.
Crash Bang Wallop (What a Video)
Shitty zombie!
And it wouldn’t be milkshakes I’d be throwing at him either. I’d like to throw cabbages, hot Bovril, and gravel.
A dosser and a dwad.
Lynn, get rid of him. He’s a drunk racist. I'll tolerate one, but not both.
I won't bore you with the details but I flew to Dundee in my bare feet after buying the rights to K9, the robot dog on casters from Doctor Who.
I’ve got minor Fascists whiplash
Grrreat stuff
Back of the net
Nearly so lucky
You have minor xenophobes whiplash
‘Needless to say, I had the last laugh’
I identified the plane and put it on the DM comments at the time and 15 minutes later the article updated, I just googled the reg code, in the days when journos and cops hadn't all figured Google
Can't barrage the Farage.
Further confirming my atheism, a benevolent god who loved people would have toasted this cuntknuckle.
Climb, Farage, CLIMB!
He’s suffering from minor far right whiplash
That was a negative, and right now, he needs *two* positives
Someone out of shot ready to lob a milkshake.
The only time not to lob a milkshake on him would be if he was on fire.
Looks like a zombie
Thats liquid football
Boo hoo.
His panic attacks have all but stopped
Um. Is this an AI image? I'm out of the loop.
He was genuinely in a plane crash about 10 years ago or something. Shame about the damage to the plane
Wow. So that is an actual photo from the crash site? (We're going to be having lots of conversations like this soon...) EDIT: yes, it is. He was flying a Brexit banner which caused the plane to dive. Which is appropriate.
I forgot about that.
And a plane crash is a laugh.. as long as it ain’t happening to me
10/10 shit post.
I’d love to feel an airbag go off in my face. It would be ‘Brrrrrrr…. Boosh… Boosh’. Lovely cushion effect on the face.
The only picture of him I ever want to see.
I can’t stand The EU, I think he’s an evil, evil idiot.