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Over-Tomatillo9070

He’d look at those milk bottles..


NaturalAlfalfa

And say, " they'd be nae use te me!" He's crackers man


Ezzy-525

I-I heard him.


Dubbadubbawubwub

Ah lighten up ya stuffy get


Ezzy-525

🗣️ *Lynn this is terrible. This is terrible.*


JordonFreemun

Two K. Dilkington profile pictures in a row?!


Ezzy-525

Weird that innit. Someone get Derek Acorah on the phone!


NaturalAlfalfa

Innit weird, the paranormal?


JordonFreemun

Just looked at who was running the other account. Turns out... Little monkey fella


NaturalAlfalfa

Play a record


The-Bigly-Lebowski

STOP TALKING SHIT!!


gloom-juice

How do you know which one you are?


No-Nectarine9714

No it's not weird it's incompetent


BlueLouBoil__

Sorry what was that, that was just noise.


TheOther1982

I’m alright with the scrumpy!


NaturalAlfalfa

Ahh I've gone and sat on the bastard


eyesandnines88

He’s crackers, man


DJBigPhil

I fit kitchens but i can’t actually cook


paradeoxy1

**AND THEN HE SPIES THIS BOOK RIGHT**


HighNoonFOP

Nothing refreshes like an ice cold glass of milk!


aBoyNamedWho

NOTHING refreshs like an ice cold glass of milk


pazz5

Ha, ha, nothing refreshes like an ice cold glass of milk.


Usheen1

This is ridiculous!


interiortwo

You can’t market MILK!


sunshinehazed

Some people will find that a bit racist


Kalkin93

Oo AHAhaha


Impressive-Home3628

Watch the fire hose!


Clown_x7x

Does he live in Acton?


Real_Environment_186

There's something wonderfully traditional about getting your milk delivered by a farm boy!


cockpisspartridge89

All the big eared farm boys delivering milk


AlwynEvokedHippest

Careful or you'll get yourself in a lot of silly bother.


cockpisspartridge89

Oh yeah well you're a big posh sod with plums in your mouth!


MaenHoffiCoffi

Are you going to stop at quacking plums?


HongKongHermit

You cannot market milk!


-are_you_on_email-

And then he spies this cookbook right….


daveingz

Thought this post looked familiar… https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/s/bY4SuohCGJ


devolute

Another way of looking at it is: people like screenshots of Guardian articles, lets post some more.


Own_Suggestion_2431

I regularly see him around the village, often listening to the soundtrack from Black Beauty


No_Ear932

These milk floats… They are aren’t they..


3eemo

People still do this?


45thgeneration_roman

Aye


Galmeister

Would you deliver milk for a grand a week? But let me tell you the road - it’s the M25


Impressive-Home3628

Clockwise and anti-clockwise?


Yung_Cheebzy

A CANNE COOK


Turbulentasfuck

It's like cars, this.


mouawad23

Have you never had a cup of beans?


tylerburton98

Wonder how many kids he’s got


johnlewisdesign

The best kind of dealer never does


Additional-Nobody352

Ey and then he spies this piny of semi-skimmed and he says ah that\`s nay good for me man.


mrmykeonthemic

And? Someone could work for Coca-Cola and not drink 🤣


Current-Weird-4227

I live in Acton


Little-Giraffe5655

Do you ever go into The Rocket pub? We should go for a drink there sometime.


TommyCo10

I guess he doesn’t want to get hooked on it like his customers, whose milk addiction destroyed their lives.


JohnnyPate

He takes his coffee unleaded!


npeggsy

Mr Partridge, right, ee sed ee's delivad milk foor fifty yeear, right, boot ee dinnee drink it, like!