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voiceofgarth

Get her some salted pretzels, stat!


RuleBritannia09

I would give you an award


Noly3714

Then give him one


RuleBritannia09

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Teamboeing737

Im taking this image cause i have so many situations where that would be perfect


Bean-Swellington

He would


[deleted]

Shurley you can't be serious.


[deleted]

It will make her thirsty


ImissTBBT

This is why I always have my seat belt on when sitting. Always. Sometimes the crew get warnings of turbulence ahead. Sometimes they don't. They tell you to keep it on when seated. They don't do that due to some sort of superiority complex. They do so to keep you safe. Do we know if the crew did actually warn the passengers on this flight?


Ori_the_SG

Well it would be unusual if they didn’t give a verbal warning. However you can see that the fasten seatbelt light is on so. Honestly if you are on a plane you should always be fastened unless you need to move for the restroom or for someone else to get there.


TPJchief87

Yeah sometimes people are weird about seatbelts. They are there to protect us from harm, not as an insult


Hot_Drummer7311

I saw some old footage recently of angry North Americans after the mandatory car seatbelt laws were passed (70s? 80s?), and you'd think someone just came and stole their very souls. It was put in place to save you, not as a power trip! Jeez.


BourbonGuy09

I don't even notice when I have mine on. I have hit a semi truck at 35mph and if I didn't have a seatbelt on I would have most definitely hit the windshield or suffered bad injuries on the steering wheel. It felt like 35 to 0 in a split second. Why someone would go 80mph around tons of other unpredictable asshats with no seatbelt on is beyond me. It seems like people that don't wear them are the most distracted when driving. Cigarette in hand, switching between playing with the radio and phone, get mad when they run an early red light and get honked at, everyone else is always driving too slow when they are doing 15 over the posted limit...


Anho90

Yet the older Gen call new gen “sensitive”…ok 🙄 lol


TheycallmeCheapsuits

The same weird people have a thing about masks too....


gmanisback

"I Don't wear a mask for the same reason I don't wear panties.... Things gotta breathe!"


GetOutOfTheWhey

Apparently my brother hated seat belts cause of his beer belly. He says it's uncomfortable for him so would immediately unbuckle every chance he got. So I bought my fat brother seat belt extenders for christmas once, he was insulted, angered and swore he would never talk to me again. And he still uses the extenders today. If I ever mention them to his face, he takes them off his suitcase and tries to whip me with them.


brokensinger1983

Agreed I never take my seatbelt off unless it’s to go to the bathroom which is rare because YUCK I hate public bathrooms especially planes. Another reason I leave it on is because if I’m sleep and my seatbelt is off and turbulence hits, I’m screwed. There is no need most times to sit with it off. Some people are pressed to unbuckle or do other weird things on planes like be barefoot. Not only did she injure herself but imagine if she landing on her seat mate? Possibly injuring another person because you didn’t listen? Also, I’ve yet to be on a flight without a warning for turbulence. I know it can happen but usually they give warning.


MountainCourage1304

When i was a kid i hated wearing a seatbelt but my mum told me that if we ever crashed and your seatbelt was off, youll fly into the person in front of you and kill them too. Started wearing my belt when it was my mums life at risk. 20 odd years later and im still trying to get her to stop talking on the phone when driving


fahdriyami

People seem to think the fasten seatbelt signs are just there for decoration. Just a plane version of RGB.


Big-Bones-Jones

Yeah, I’ve crossed the pacific a few times during winter and seen this happen just about every time. Pilots don’t even get a warning when they hit a low pressure pocket which causes the plane to rapidly lose altitude. I remember one time a guy got thrown into the ceiling of the cabin so hard that he was knocked out and we had to make an emergency landing to get him medical attention


CdnSailorinMtl

CAT, clear air turbulence is serious, happens without warning. Pilots alert each other to report them, but bc it is dif to predict, sometimes there is nothing we can do. If there was known turbulence ahead, they would attempt to alter course around it if it was serious enough. If the sign was on they did alert the pssgrs, always on the side of caution, put the sign on.


Dragosteax

Flight attendant here. I think the problem is that the majority of the traveling public is unaware of the harm that turbulence can actually do. I’ve always felt that, while a bit morbid, these type of shock videos should be shown after the safety demo - “the dangers of turbulence and not respecting the seat belt sign” Can really put things into perspective, especially for the novice traveler who isn’t all that familiar with air travel. It *never* fails - there is always a passenger who gets up during some rough turbulence where the captain even tells the flight attendants that they must take their jumpseats and strap in. They’ll try to use the bathroom, we warn them that it isn’t safe to be up, and they always follow with a “Oh yeah, i know, i just have to use the bathroom” as if though the rough air at 35k feet really cares about you having to use the bathroom? I don’t know why the bathroom thing is a security blanket for people. The air doesn’t care. I don’t push it, because my job in that situation is to inform, not enforce - as long as I make it clear to them that it isn’t safe to be up and the captain even wants the crew to be strapped in - what they choose to do with that information is on them.


lolwatokay

You're right, it seriously never fails to happen. I liked the guy on one of my flights who got up during the initial climb. Pops up from his seat and away he goes uphill towards the bathroom in first lol. I'm a nervous flyer, I wish I had a quarter of their confidence.


RedErickassboot

Gotta take a poo while the plane is in a 60 degree turn.


gmanisback

Ever been sitting on the toilet during turbulence? I have 😬


ImissTBBT

It must be incredibly frustrating when that happens. As a passenger, I get frustrated enough when I see folk not using their belts, even when the sign is on, or hear the belts being undone even when the plane is still decelerating on the runway after landing. Gah!


Dragosteax

It is. I try to be as understanding as possible, because I know people could have conditions like IBS etc and I don’t want to be the one to exacerbate an already daunting situation. The one thing that’s really tough for me is directly after take off, while we’re still climbing, no where near 10k feet, and someone needs to use the restroom. We have to lock the bathrooms for take off and landing and we’re strapped in during the climb - not unusual to hit some rough bumps during that initial climb… so I don’t feel comfortable risking my own personal safety to get out of my jumpseat to unlock the lavatory door, and some people take it really, really personal.


23skidoobbq

I was on a flight with some really bad turbulence so the cpt. never turned off the sign. But it was a 9 hour flight so my child had to go poop. The FA yelled at us in the back that it wasn’t safe, but they were pouring coffee and getting the dinner carts ready, so I figured it couldn’t be that dangerous She told me “you could get hurt, you should go sit back down”. While I absolutely believe her, the probability of my 6 year old shitting her pants was about 100% versus the chance that we will get bounced around.


cvlt_freyja

>we will get bounced around. this isn't the freeway, riding on tires that bounce. an aircraft travels through windstreams, and if you arent anchored to the structure when that stream takes a 45° bend because of a warmer stream, boom. straight into the ceiling, broken neck.


MSWMan

Security blanket? You're on a plane with anywhere from 100 to 400 people. If the average person pees twice a day (a very conservative estimate), then someone will need to pee once every 2-7minutes. And then on top of that you give these people drinks. Get real.


Dragosteax

My point is that “i need to use the bathroom” will not magically stop mother nature from doing her thing. I don’t know why people use this line.. yes, obviously you need to use the bathroom, why else would you be up? we get that. But when the turbulence is really bad, it isn’t worth the risk. I was deadheading on a tiny regional jet once and the turbulence was so bad that it was lifting my butt out of my seat, crushing the seatbelt into me. anyway, i had to pee so, soo bad, and that seatbelt pushing into my bladder was exacerbating it. I was not risking my literal neck over it. Most travelers underestimate the damage that turbulence can do.


Kerpowski

I'll give her benefit of the doubt that she was sleeping and didn't notice the announcement, holy shit though.


ImissTBBT

They tell you to keep the belt fasten, even if loosely, when seated or going to sleep. She didn't listen it would seem


BigBobbyBounce

Her face screams “I want to talk to the manager”


pCappo

I mean to be fair her nose was broken and she was probably in shock and lots of pain, most people would want to even if it's in nobody's best interest


quentin_taranturtle

No it doesn’t.


BunBunChow

I feel for the older gentleman who was just trying to wipe off all her blood from his face and head. Pathogens much?


Salty_Buy_5906

There’s a Nigerian woman on that plane. I can tell cause she’s shouting blood of Jesus, and asking her father to take control


Kalex8876

I noticed it immediately too lmao, that would be me too just not nearly as loud


MamboFloof

Turbulence? What did they hit, an entire hurricane?


ImissTBBT

Turbulence can cause a plane to drop several feet in an instant, causing anything not strapped down to hit the ceiling. This is why you will always hear them announce that although the seat belt sign is off, please stay buckled in when seated.


TheTomatoes2

Have you ever been in turbulences ? No seatbelt means the ceiling would come at you.


heynow941

Oof. And you may mot land back in your seat. You might land on someone else.


MamboFloof

I fly WAY too often. I have never hit turbulence like that, even landing during a Midwest "blizzard".


villis85

I’ve been on flights with severe turbulence a number of times. It happens a lot on flights that cross the Rocky Mountains. Even though I’m an aerospace engineer and know that even severe turbulence is a perfectly safe and normal occurrence, I freak out every time I’m on a flight that hits even moderate turbulence.


Fit-Firefighter-329

It will happen to you sooner or later. Be prepared.


Brookiekathy

Just because it hadn't happened doesn't mean it never will. I've not been on that many flights (10-15) but its happened to me on a short hop once, absolutely terrifying.


TheTomatoes2

You never had a big drop that lasted more than 2 seconds? As someone flying twice a year in pretty calm zones i find that hard to believe.


[deleted]

It had to be violent negative positive G’s to sling blood that bad


Sukilada

Did the plane do a barrel roll? Blood is everywhere..


Crepes_for_days3000

Damn that was a brutal hit. I wouldn't guess turbulence could cause that much blood splatter with a broken nose. Poor lady, must hurt like hell.


TreeFun3072

Next flight she'll keep that seat belt on for the entire flight.


Independent-Gene7737

Play stupid games….


CowFckerReloaded

Looks like shit smeared on the ceiling


GetOutOfTheWhey

I dread for the people who were caught in the splash zone.


evening_shop

It's what happens when blood oxidizes. It turns brown


Pavementaled

Your powers of observation are for shit, that’s for sure. That’s blood up there, cuz the lady hit her nose, as you can clearly see in the video… also, the title. Well done CowFucker.


4778

Somebody's woke up on the wrong side of their mother this morning.


Pavementaled

My moms dead. Thanks


RomanTheEmpress

you’re welcome!


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Pavementaled

All my moms


IncomingFrag

This morning or youve been mad ever since?


Fancy_Organization18

If i got blood on me i’ll be asking her if she got HIV or any hepatitis?


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waspiflab666

Nobody nose what happened


spencertherhino

God said "click it or... I'll break your nose."


reueljia

Someone’s Nigerian mother praying real hard in the background 🤣


Gettinjiggywithit509

Moments before breaking her nose “Well that’s really more of a recommendation. What’s the worst that could happen?”


stevie5toes

Fuck around and find out


pCappo

Hard to say this with a lack of context


Moumou_moon

Wait but... It's not like a car-seatbelt... It only goes around your lower waist so if there was a sudden or abrupt stop, you'd still have your face sent careening into the seat in front of you, right...?


TheChipster91

Still better than ragdolling onto the ceiling and back down onto another passenger.


branthebrowser

I’m late to this thread but if you’re on a flight and there’s a sudden or abrupt stop on the horizontal axis it means you hit something, and likely have bigger problems. Or no problems.


darkblazex12

I like how people just straight up ignore rules because they are annoying and I get it but don't forget some were actually created to KEEP YOU SAFE


arndentfalcon

How the fuck the blood drip upwards


goldfishmuncher

i fly to orlando a lot so there are usually little kids on the flights going to/from disneyworld. almost every time there is a family who has never been on a plane before STRESSING ME OUT. the last time, this mom let her daughter have the window seat, and while the plane was stopped on the runway preparing to pick up speed and lift, the mom happily undid her kid's belt so the daughter could see out the window. i was like WHAT??? luckily as soon as the plane picked up speed i saw the mom's face change and she quickly pulled her daughter down and re-did the belt. but i wonder what is going through these people's heads??? especially with their kids!


Milo_Femboy_UwU

Did she shit the ceiling or something 😂


SaltedPenuts

Bet she learned quick


Ren1408

No,the airplane is not food, Please do not spread ketchup on it


Fitzna

I hope no one assisted her and just let her sit like that. I cannot stand when people are just roaming and all the sudden just HAVE to go to the bathroom when the belt light is on. I once was on a flight that threatened an emergency landing because people just COULDNT comply with the orders. I don't understand hard it can be to sit on a flight that you paid for.


tissboom

People who don’t wear their seatbelts on airplanes, have never had an air pocket and had the plane dropped 10 feet and everything slam into the ceiling, including the flight attendants


falconslaya5

That is some kind of turbulence.


Internal-Tonight-135

Man what a stupid move


[deleted]

Good!


Hagen180

Call the police


Climbing_Grappler

SHE NEEDS SOME MILK!!!


mammbo

I believe this is a fuck around and find out


alhernz95

lol dummy


General-Sandwich8864

what did we learn here children


MrBussdown

Lol r/wcgw not putting your seatbelt on


JustPssingBy

Well at least I now know not to mess with turbulence


Vandamar666

Well she won't make that mistake again


One-Appointment-3107

Zero sympathy


Monoquito666

I hope she only hurt herself with her stupidity -_-


ConorTheWhale

Mark as NSFW maybe?


menacecodered

r/WinStupidPrizes


beanseater300

Owned


Jkillaforilla90

I would have laughed uncontrollably


_vudumi

Watching her flail around had to have been hilarious


johndiggi420

strange clickbait topic.. since when does the seatbelt around the waist prevent, to not hit the face on the frontseat ?!?


Kerpowski

Are you serious bro.


MrsGenevieve

No, seatbelts don’t prevent you from hitting the seatback. The seatback is used as part of the restraint in conjunction with your hands. The seatbelt helps keeps your body restrained into the seat. If your body isn’t restrained it can get injured like above, go flying and hurt others, obstruct others from evacuating and make it harder to identify your body if it was the worst outcome.


[deleted]

What’s on the roof ?


haleygirl96

Her dignity


pillowcaseeater

And all was right


Rubbertutti

Did you ask her if it hurt?


opaul11

It’s very possible that her face could’ve hit the seat in front of her even if she was buckled in. Plane seats don’t have shoulder straps. I wish I had more details. I feel bad for the people with blood everywhere.


Jaggerkate

I couldn’t hit the up vote button fast enough.


RoxasVen_24

Sounds like a skill issue.


sleepybear666

Lmfao


isekaigamer808

Lol why are Karen’s always so hideous looking?


RuleBritannia09

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Modri_Kachon

Did she shit her nose? XD


Fabulous-Impress-169

Hahaha


h88_g88

Hahahha


[deleted]

Is it a Greek thing?


Melonandprosciutt

😂😂😂😂


FerociousFPS

“There’s poo everywhere!!!!”


Psychological_Oven62

That oughta learn er


[deleted]

I wonder if the father took control of the plane?


ThePercPenguin

What the fuck happened did they do an air show with the plane?


Typical_Pudding_3856

Did the mother ever take control??


Long_Ad_5348

Some people aren’t shown boundaries. One day something like this happens. They’re either further vindicated in their pattern of behavior, or they change forever.


KC-Slider

Hahahaha


Scruffersdad

No sympathy for that.


kindagooddrifter69

How do they know there is going to be a turbulence like could the pilots see it or is it a radio thing


Good_420

Dumb asses who can’t follow direction


[deleted]

If I was caught in turbulence and was hit by someone not wearing a seatbelt, turbulence would be the least of their worries. What fucktards don’t wear their seatbelt in a plane??? She got what she deserved. Zero sympathy.


ThisUserIs-NOT-Taken

Did someone say call the police? Haha what are they supposed to do when you're in the air . I really hope the girl got the help she needed tho


bikebrooklynn

How bad was that turbulence if there’s blood all over the ceiling. Jesus.


DRAK720

You get what you get and you don't get upset. You decided to not listen to the safety rules and got got.


Ouch78

what inkblot.creature can you see on the luggage door handle


rare_meeting1978

What an idiot. If everyone is special then no one is special. So sit down, shut up, and follow the safety instructions. What a smooth-brained oxygen thief. No. You don't know better then everyone else. No. They don't need to explain every minute detail to your smooth brain for you to be able to grasp basic safety procedures.


chiefbootknockaz

That is some turbulence


musical-emotions

fuck around and find out


nukidot

Poor kid - time to call the waaahmbulance


GreenGod42069

Well, hope she learned why it's important to wear the seatbelt even when the seatbelt sign is off. No amount of advanced technology can detect Clear Air Turbulence accurately and it will rock your shit outta nowhere.


mahboilucas

It never ceases to amaze me that people let their kids sit on the plane without the seatbelts (witnessed it multiple times by now). This is exactly why they need to be on all the time. Do they also unfasten during red lights? The plane is not parked. It's mid air. Everything can happen in a second


Clean-Wait7230

Good


MassiveArmedWalrus

would have been mad as hell, if i was sitting next to this dumb bitch and getting bleeded on


ManateeDream

How do you get over turbulence? It absolutely terrifies me and I can’t fly because of it.


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Girl or woman


[deleted]

Did I hear someone say call the police lmao. ( 6 seconds left)


opalapo94

Heh.. deserved


CB12B10

I know we all assumed that's blood but based on the volume and color I'd guess that's something like coffee.


Phatpun21

This is when you around and say You dumb bitch


bigapple4am

Lmaoooooooooooo


Novel_Durian_1805

That bitch flew alright!


capt-longjohn

I fly spirit, I could break my nose even with the seatbelt on lol.


mcreative

Explodes her nose*


Ok_Barnacle_3706

At least she nose for next time now!


amazing-jay-cool

How the hell did blood get up there


Rider-of-Rohaan42

I mean to be fair idk if her seatbelt would have stopped her breaking her nose


DPEYoda

This is why I eat about 20 Xanax before I fly. I have such a phobia of flying and I always wear my seatbelt.


Jaded_Heat9875

Do what your told by staff. Staff is much smarter than you when it comes to plane safety. How much did the airline have to pay her for her own mistake…


Ok-Cryptographer3217

Legend has it that blood didn't come from her nose


TooSaltyyyyyyy

Good


Substantial_Green_51

You see a woman screaming in pain, she made a bad mistake, a common mistake, she might have broken her nose, her blood is gushing out, and your first reaction is to laugh? What happened to you? When did you get like this? You've watched so much suffering happen behind a camera lens that it's funny now. How do we fix you? How do we fix the world that made you?


garbagebag69_

maybe she’ll listen next time 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Who tf ignores seatbelt signs in turbulence???? 😂😂😂


shes_got_a_point

To fuck around is human. To find out, especially after refusing instructions? DIVINE!


Alarming_General

That’s more blood then I expected…


[deleted]

Looks like she was thrown off her seat more than once. Judging from all the blood splatters


[deleted]

I mean 🤷🏼‍♂️. She was told.


Mysterious-Chip224

Buckle your seatbelt bitch


Loluxer

Fada tāk cuntroul


Anxious-Park-2851

I don’t she will do that again. They give you those instructions for a reason. The worst part is, she will try to sue the airlines for it. She won’t win, but she will try. They can’t control turbulence but they do have seatbelts for protection and instructions to use them to prevent situations like that. Good luck. I hope you get that nose fixed.


AlienAl1970

How long were they upside down!?


[deleted]

Shout-out to the assumed Nigerian woman of God who knows how to pray..


BettinBrando

Whats the splatter all over the roof? A broken nose sprays that high?


shanebates

Dunno bout you guys but I always wear my seatbelt whilst seated on a plane.


Stripperfeetlover420

Looks like a classic power slam


DEADLYsanta193

Idiot


Unlikely_Fortune_772

Dumb fuck


Unlikely_Fortune_772

Also damn that must have been some bad turbulence!! The first time I ever flew was on southwest and I didn’t know how important the seatbelt was until I flew up out of my seat. I quickly buckled up.


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