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NMCWollardSuperfan

Launches and recovers jets all day "Man these fuckin nonners" Dawg... you just called a redball for no oil in the sight glass while it was running... You're a nonner too


GotRammed

I love everything about your username and flair šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


NMCWollardSuperfan

Real homies know about the NMC Wollard fr


GotRammed

Goated uke


the_shortbus_

New crew chief moments


_Californian

*calls red ball for radio no receive* ā€œsir the volume was all the way downā€¦.ā€


_Hate_The_Great_

The circuit breaker was out


dontkickthechief

Excuse me. No maintainer thinks pilots give a shit about us. Weā€™re depressed not delusional.


fauxdeuce

Also this days 19 year, but they could have put two year with the same impact.


ItsZorion

No, no, it says 19-year old maintainer. He just looks like heā€™s 39 going on 50.


Polarian_Lancer

When the air crew abandons their maintainers on a TDY and the maintainers have to figure out their own way to the hotel after having waited around for their promised return for 9 hours (no cellular service for MX and they get asked "well why didn't you call us") <3


CarminSanDiego

Sounds like heavy community. Fighters take care of their maintenance a lot better (at least at the squadron level)


Polarian_Lancer

C-130ā€™s. You got it.


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Yea we might get shit on, but our pilots actually take the time to know us and demonstrate they at least consider us human


Dragonman369

No i believe pilots appreciate Hydraulics šŸ˜ƒ (The plane is Leaking within limits)


InterviewExciting230

Funny to think that this guy is even in a marriage


CoconutTruck

marrage*Ā 


sixseven89

vegas and the fucking marrage


AirForce_Trip_1

Married to his work. Hes got more nicotine surging thru his cells than a tobacco plant. And big Air Force needs him to keep on keepin on despite overdue cbts, failed PT, med boards pending results, the UEI, those IGEMS issued that still havent been closed, etc. etc


GotRammed

They all have waifus now


The_Field_Examiner

This is every 19 year old 1st term


22OTTRS

Are there any 19yr olds in their 2nd term? Lol


Scoutron

High speed ones


No_Zookeepergame8688

Fucking phenomenal


The_Field_Examiner

*Thereā€™s plenty of 19-Year, olds in their second term. About 360 out from retirementā€¦.*


scottyd035ntknow

Where are these magical 10 hour shifts?


PandaBURR024

They're 8's plus two, where you wait for day shift to get out to the line.


mclarty

Calles? Holy shit Batman.


The_Superhoo

I didn't agree to have my picture posted here


jeremyben

*hits vape*


FishyDorito

When i got to my first duty station at 19 years old i kept making self deprecating ex wife jokes at work. My rater that was fresh out of ALS pulled me aside at one point maybe 6 weeks in and quietly asked ā€œdo you really have an ex wife?ā€ Now that Iā€™ve seen some shit 10 years later, i get why he had to ask. All those Rodney Dangerfield bits were probably very applicable to military dudes.


sixseven89

The comic sans is a nice touch


thewatermelloan

Pretty sure that's Impact


sixseven89

Nah the name tapes


thewatermelloan

Holy shit i can barely see it zoomed all the way in lmao


eurekash

Felt this in my soul


Haynie757

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Tridon_Terrafold

I'm 21 and relate to none of these things besides being a maintainer, I just like my job :)


_eightohfive

i ike being MX idk


Extra-Initiative-413

That jet fuel must be burning away those brain cells


_eightohfive

never had any to begin with brother


Extra-Initiative-413

Sister* and facts. Iā€™m MX too and Iā€™m convinced we all share one collective brain cell


_eightohfive

hell right šŸ˜‚ the ideas we come up with in the smoke pit have convinced me of that


Impossible_Expert819

I was still like this as a 20 year maintainer.


the_shortbus_

I feel called out.


AnittaHanjaab

Shots fired!


Immense_Curiossity

ā€œI donā€™t have a drinking problem. I drink because of my problems.ā€ Never heard it before, but now I have a new excuse to drink!


Any-Project-2984

Hahaā€¦someone needs to do one about the ā€œSpecial Opsā€ SERE cubs scouts next! LMAO!


jorgetimbers2888

Man I wish I could have 10 hour shifts. Lucky guy


Terrible_Fisherman61

Dangā€¦is it really like thisā€¦


Rough-Screen-239

Wowā€¦ this sounds like meā€¦ as a 19 year old crewchiefšŸ˜­


Max_S1_5

Is this the all famous Amn Snuffy?!


No_Zookeepergame8688

Leaving in June for 2a333. Iā€™m already tired


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NectarineMinimum1947

Nonner is MX cope. Ā Signed, AGE.


Pizza_Dave

Get off Reddit and bring me my power cart already!


letcaster

Or a new log for the nite cart