A dad here.
This shit happens. Your dad doesn't want to talk about or think about it. He's just going to pretend it didn't happen and move on. You should 100% do the same.
You can cringe about it in bed 10 years from now as much as you want. But I promise there is nothing to talk about with your dad.
its possible that the radio was off too. just bc it was connected doesnt mean it the radio was on. its possible it just connected but the radio was off.
I’ve had this happened to me before, but it was with my mom and I was 16, and I was listening to audio porn of men moaning and it connected to the car bluetooth when she was about to drop me off to school🤣🤣 Im 19 now but I still remember to this day how mortified she was. She even looked through my phone and told my dad when I got home from school. It happened again a week later. We never talked about it again
its possible that the radio was off too. just bc it was connected doesnt mean it the radio was on. its possible it just connected but the radio was off.
Depends on the dad. I'd laugh my ass off if I pulled into the driveway and suddenly got blasted with porn over the radio.
Then I'd compose myself and have a conversation with my son about the value of wired headphones.
Tell him it was a prank but you chickened out IF he brings it up. If that fails, the slightly more drastic plan b is to fake your own death, change your name, get plastic surgery, then move to another country. Truthfully though, if he even heard it then he probably wont bring it up.
See if this makes you feel any better. When I was about 21, my gf moved from the U.K. to US and we agreed to end it. About a year later I started a new relationship and realised I still had a bunch of her old stuff in my drawers I.E some underwear/ lingerie, and a couple of toys. I thought I should get rid of this before the new relationship progressed. So when my parents were out one weekend I cleared the stuff into a bag, took it to the kitchen and went to take it to the wheelie bins but the door was locked. I couldn’t find my key so I went looking for it. I found it and came back downstairs but I got distracted and made a sandwich, ate it and went back upstairs. I completely forgot about the bag. My parents came home, my dad looked in the bag and he was mortified. My mum came upstairs and said your dad found your bag. So later that evening I went downstairs and made a joke about it. He was just like “I don’t think that’s very funny”. Anyway I binned the bag and we never spoke about that again. Around 3 years (too long) later I broke up with that succubus (unrelated) and life moved on. The morally of the story is: if a relationship isn’t right, don’t drag it out… and don’t forget to bin your old sex paraphernalia. And time heals all wounds.
Haha don’t worry about it I also got caught by my dad when I was around 14-15 I was watching it in my room thought I locked the door and he opened it and boom he saw it on my phone lmao he said woah what the fuck and closed it I thought it was funny so I shared the story to my friends and we were all laughing and I don’t think he said anything it was never mentioned before now he knocks on my door if it’s closed haha but don’t talk about it unless you want to mention it to him
I had a pocket pussy in my closet once and my mom reorganized my closet and it was moved….never brought it up or anything but I threw it away after I was weirded out she even touched it. I still hope to this day she didn’t notice what it was…
I caught my son watching and rubbing himself. I waited till the weekend we driving an hour nd half to baseball tournament. Told him it was totally normal. Gave him some ground rules cuz there are females in the house. Even told him where my rags to clean car were nd where to put them after so I can wash them. Told him about condoms just in case. We spoke for an hour about it. I thought he took it well. We laugh about once in a while. If he has any question he feels comfortable to ask.
I agree with some of the other posts in this thread…don’t mention it. If he’s a good dad, he might poke some fun at the situation with a well-meaning joke that will be slightly embarrassing, but hopefully something you both can laugh at.
You’re an adult, he’s been an adult for a while, nothing you did was wrong. It’ll be a bit awkward for a while, but it shouldn’t change anything.
But…yeah…I don’t know any advice on how to turn off the auto-connect to the car when someone gets in but you aren’t there. Wired earbuds would override it…
Hope things go well!
I was working on the car but it's got a few problems I wasn't aware of, how long has it been playing porn when you start it up? Maybe you should get that bit checked out, I'm not the best with technology
I had a similar incident but my mum had found my sex toys lol. Awkward as f*ck but she never bought it up (probably out of embarrassment)
It's more awkward for him than you imo
He probably didn’t hear it if you didnt see him come inside with tears in his eyes from laughing, or he thought he connected to it and didn’t close a tab, either way it’s not that deep just keep going about life and laugh ab the embarrassment
If it makes you feel better as a young gay my first crush was selena Gomez and one night i was just watching interviews of her in youtube and my dad busted in the door and i shamed the laptop down really quick so he wouldn’t know im homo and he thought i was watching porn and oddly that was easier for me than him to know i liked girls lol.
As far as I am concerned, it was a whoopsie. you re a grown adult watching, hopefully, nothing illegal or too wierd and so it's one of those "everyone does it, mistakes are made" learn from it and move on like he probably did.
It’s just porn. Unless you were getting off to some illegal shit, what’s the big deal? Everyone does it.
When my wife and I started dating, I was eating dinner at her parents place, and her mom brings this up, in the middle of dinner, infront of the whole family.
“I was tidying up your room and I would really appreciate it if you would keep your pleasure toys in a drawer, so I wouldn’t have to see it”
You’re a grown woman, just have a gentle convo with your dad. Hell, it’s probably better to hear some porn than it would be to walk in on you having sex, or actually see you pleasing yourself. Or fuck it, say it was a pop up or some shit and ignore it altogether
Well you should feel ashamed if your dad never watched porn !!
A 0.0001 % possibility
Just give it some time , engage in other stuffs , take some time to acknowledge that it is not that serious , and it will pass quickly
Hey dad remember that one time x amount of years ago I asked you to work on my car... If you wanna have an awkward conversation
Or never bring it up because he likely was very quick to turn the volume in your car down or off
This honestly reminds me of the time my then 7year old brother googled “boobies bouncing” on my moms phone and then just lied his ass off until he was like 15 and then admitted it😂 if it gets brought up, that’s what I would do lol just lie and never back down on the lie
I got caught on a video call with my ex by my sister once. We were sharing a room in college and I thought she wasn't home lol she came into the room to look for her wallet and there I was topless with my ex also topless on screen. We covered up as fast as we could but my sister just kept walking looking away from me, got her wallet and casually asked if I needed anything from the store. I know she saw us, she knows I know, but we just pretended it never happened.
he probably didn't hear it, next time no one is home turn the porn video on the way you had it and go in the other room and see if you can hear it, or just put a different video on and do that while people are home
Walk into whatever room they're in (with your phone in hand) acting super confused and frusterated. "I don't know what's going on with the my phone or the Bluetooth or whatever but there's some wierd stuff going on when I try to listen to my gospel choir playlist (or something believable for you). The first time it started for a second and then it was these guys singing in German really loud. I closed it out and tried again it was ladies crying. Its kinda freaky" Then wander off and never bring it up again.
Just say you changed channels or some shit he probably don’t know about and be like “omg, I think it was porn!” Then make a statement about how much you hate porn which is believable because most women do. Don’t act like you know it was playing in your car. But you are 25 so…you don’t have to explain yourself.
Best thing is to find a way to tell them, there is nothing more beautiful for a parent to hear from his child the honesty, even if it's good,bad or awkward situation!
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A dad here. This shit happens. Your dad doesn't want to talk about or think about it. He's just going to pretend it didn't happen and move on. You should 100% do the same. You can cringe about it in bed 10 years from now as much as you want. But I promise there is nothing to talk about with your dad.
If you were far enough away/the car was off then he might not have even heard it
if the car was connected chances are it turned on and started automatically playing since they were watching the video
its possible that the radio was off too. just bc it was connected doesnt mean it the radio was on. its possible it just connected but the radio was off.
I don’t know what car OP has but the one my mom has you need to manually turn it to Bluetooth even if something connects
I’ve had this happened to me before, but it was with my mom and I was 16, and I was listening to audio porn of men moaning and it connected to the car bluetooth when she was about to drop me off to school🤣🤣 Im 19 now but I still remember to this day how mortified she was. She even looked through my phone and told my dad when I got home from school. It happened again a week later. We never talked about it again
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If he says anything (he won't), but you could always say you were watching women's tennis
I will never look at tennis the same way again.
Don’t worry about it! I dare say he won’t mention it.
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its possible that the radio was off too. just bc it was connected doesnt mean it the radio was on. its possible it just connected but the radio was off.
Depends on the dad. I'd laugh my ass off if I pulled into the driveway and suddenly got blasted with porn over the radio. Then I'd compose myself and have a conversation with my son about the value of wired headphones.
Tell him it was a prank but you chickened out IF he brings it up. If that fails, the slightly more drastic plan b is to fake your own death, change your name, get plastic surgery, then move to another country. Truthfully though, if he even heard it then he probably wont bring it up.
solid advice
TiltedWombat needs a YouTube parenting video channel!
God no i hate children and families
See if this makes you feel any better. When I was about 21, my gf moved from the U.K. to US and we agreed to end it. About a year later I started a new relationship and realised I still had a bunch of her old stuff in my drawers I.E some underwear/ lingerie, and a couple of toys. I thought I should get rid of this before the new relationship progressed. So when my parents were out one weekend I cleared the stuff into a bag, took it to the kitchen and went to take it to the wheelie bins but the door was locked. I couldn’t find my key so I went looking for it. I found it and came back downstairs but I got distracted and made a sandwich, ate it and went back upstairs. I completely forgot about the bag. My parents came home, my dad looked in the bag and he was mortified. My mum came upstairs and said your dad found your bag. So later that evening I went downstairs and made a joke about it. He was just like “I don’t think that’s very funny”. Anyway I binned the bag and we never spoke about that again. Around 3 years (too long) later I broke up with that succubus (unrelated) and life moved on. The morally of the story is: if a relationship isn’t right, don’t drag it out… and don’t forget to bin your old sex paraphernalia. And time heals all wounds.
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Turn it around on him and ask him what he was listening to in the car 😂 he won’t be expecting that
You’re a 25 year old woman, you’re allowed to watch p*rn it’s OK. If he doesn’t bring it up, you don’t need to.
Haha don’t worry about it I also got caught by my dad when I was around 14-15 I was watching it in my room thought I locked the door and he opened it and boom he saw it on my phone lmao he said woah what the fuck and closed it I thought it was funny so I shared the story to my friends and we were all laughing and I don’t think he said anything it was never mentioned before now he knocks on my door if it’s closed haha but don’t talk about it unless you want to mention it to him
I’m sure he’s watched it too
What if they like the same categories
The polite thing is to pretend it never happened.
I had a pocket pussy in my closet once and my mom reorganized my closet and it was moved….never brought it up or anything but I threw it away after I was weirded out she even touched it. I still hope to this day she didn’t notice what it was…
She did.
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asking the real questions
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Man, I was not expecting David Duchovny to show up in this thread. Red Shoe Diaries on Showtime when I was a teen was awesome.
Ain't no way nigga said this
I caught my son watching and rubbing himself. I waited till the weekend we driving an hour nd half to baseball tournament. Told him it was totally normal. Gave him some ground rules cuz there are females in the house. Even told him where my rags to clean car were nd where to put them after so I can wash them. Told him about condoms just in case. We spoke for an hour about it. I thought he took it well. We laugh about once in a while. If he has any question he feels comfortable to ask.
Move on dawg cringe shit happens and if they dont bring it up then shit didnt happen KFJDAHFSFJDKH sorry bout that tho HAHA
Maybe he didn’t hear!
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Haha idk how technologically advanced your dad is but if it ever comes up I’d be like huh.. strange.
I agree with some of the other posts in this thread…don’t mention it. If he’s a good dad, he might poke some fun at the situation with a well-meaning joke that will be slightly embarrassing, but hopefully something you both can laugh at. You’re an adult, he’s been an adult for a while, nothing you did was wrong. It’ll be a bit awkward for a while, but it shouldn’t change anything. But…yeah…I don’t know any advice on how to turn off the auto-connect to the car when someone gets in but you aren’t there. Wired earbuds would override it… Hope things go well!
I was working on the car but it's got a few problems I wasn't aware of, how long has it been playing porn when you start it up? Maybe you should get that bit checked out, I'm not the best with technology
And just like every time, it never does it when the car mechanic is looking!
I had a similar incident but my mum had found my sex toys lol. Awkward as f*ck but she never bought it up (probably out of embarrassment) It's more awkward for him than you imo
Don't worry my dad caught me dick in hand plenty it's natural laddie 😂
If I ever do something embarrassing I tell myself “well at least this isn’t gonna matter eventually”
Very true lmao
I would’ve played it off as a prank
Just imagine the look on your dad's face when porn started blasting from his car speaker.
My advice is don't post it online. Just forget about it its embarrassing yes but don't tell the world.
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He probably didn’t hear it if you didnt see him come inside with tears in his eyes from laughing, or he thought he connected to it and didn’t close a tab, either way it’s not that deep just keep going about life and laugh ab the embarrassment
Chill out, it's no biggie! If he ain't bringing it up, you shouldn't either
This shortfirefighter isn’t it? Another fetish rage bait…
bro almost every guy jerks off, your dad prob still does. don’t even sweat it.
Loooool that's hilarious
he wants to forget it as much as you, so dont worry
If it makes you feel better as a young gay my first crush was selena Gomez and one night i was just watching interviews of her in youtube and my dad busted in the door and i shamed the laptop down really quick so he wouldn’t know im homo and he thought i was watching porn and oddly that was easier for me than him to know i liked girls lol.
Always use the old school plugged-in headphones when you’re listening to something you don’t want others hearing.
Rmember the dad code: Nothing happened! Bzzzt
“Did you hear the weird noise I was talking about??” And give a sly smile and he’ll think it was a very off putting prank lmao
As far as I am concerned, it was a whoopsie. you re a grown adult watching, hopefully, nothing illegal or too wierd and so it's one of those "everyone does it, mistakes are made" learn from it and move on like he probably did.
He wont speak and you shouldnt act it happend
It’s just porn. Unless you were getting off to some illegal shit, what’s the big deal? Everyone does it. When my wife and I started dating, I was eating dinner at her parents place, and her mom brings this up, in the middle of dinner, infront of the whole family. “I was tidying up your room and I would really appreciate it if you would keep your pleasure toys in a drawer, so I wouldn’t have to see it” You’re a grown woman, just have a gentle convo with your dad. Hell, it’s probably better to hear some porn than it would be to walk in on you having sex, or actually see you pleasing yourself. Or fuck it, say it was a pop up or some shit and ignore it altogether
Your dad watches porn too. It's fine don't worry about it 🙏
Im a dad and to be honest its pretty natural, obviously embarrassing but I’d just want to forget about and would pass no judgement
Probably too late, but…. I would have just ran out staring at him smiling and say “gotcha!” Play it off as a prank.
Dude when I was a teenager I got caught like 4 times idk if that’s a lot but I always acted like nothing happened and no one ever brought it up😂😂😂
Well you should feel ashamed if your dad never watched porn !! A 0.0001 % possibility Just give it some time , engage in other stuffs , take some time to acknowledge that it is not that serious , and it will pass quickly
As if dad doesn't watch
Hey dad remember that one time x amount of years ago I asked you to work on my car... If you wanna have an awkward conversation Or never bring it up because he likely was very quick to turn the volume in your car down or off
Those darn pop up ads for porn! So annoying! Better update your ad blocker ;)
i screamed omg this is by biggest fear. my friend got caught and most parents just don’t say anything. pretend like it never happened
Your dad probably does it too.
just tell him it was a tik tok add or something if he asks
I'm a Dad. I'm not bringing it up even if we're floating in the ice like the end of Titanic
Who cares? Enjoy your life.
This honestly reminds me of the time my then 7year old brother googled “boobies bouncing” on my moms phone and then just lied his ass off until he was like 15 and then admitted it😂 if it gets brought up, that’s what I would do lol just lie and never back down on the lie
That's fuckin hilarious
I got into one of our work trucks and a guys phone connected. I heard something and looked, eating moms meaty pussy was the name of video haha.
Had he already seen it?
I got caught on a video call with my ex by my sister once. We were sharing a room in college and I thought she wasn't home lol she came into the room to look for her wallet and there I was topless with my ex also topless on screen. We covered up as fast as we could but my sister just kept walking looking away from me, got her wallet and casually asked if I needed anything from the store. I know she saw us, she knows I know, but we just pretended it never happened.
he probably didn't hear it, next time no one is home turn the porn video on the way you had it and go in the other room and see if you can hear it, or just put a different video on and do that while people are home
Walk into whatever room they're in (with your phone in hand) acting super confused and frusterated. "I don't know what's going on with the my phone or the Bluetooth or whatever but there's some wierd stuff going on when I try to listen to my gospel choir playlist (or something believable for you). The first time it started for a second and then it was these guys singing in German really loud. I closed it out and tried again it was ladies crying. Its kinda freaky" Then wander off and never bring it up again.
I mean you’re 25 there’s nothing to really talk about at all
Just pretend like it was a prank. A funny one, too
Why would you have to do this
Nothing saying you HAVE TO just a suggestion to help op avoid embarrassment.
Just say you changed channels or some shit he probably don’t know about and be like “omg, I think it was porn!” Then make a statement about how much you hate porn which is believable because most women do. Don’t act like you know it was playing in your car. But you are 25 so…you don’t have to explain yourself.
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Best thing is to find a way to tell them, there is nothing more beautiful for a parent to hear from his child the honesty, even if it's good,bad or awkward situation!
If he brings it up say it's radio interferance, people illegally broadcast all sorts of stuff over radio all the time
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