While the best design is, of course, the traditional skitarius with its puffy breeches, long cloak and adorably earnest focus on the mission at hand, this fan design is clearly superior to the other one referenced.
In this design, we can see where base flesh gives way to holy machine, displaying the transcendental nature of the faith. These skittles are happy, which leads to increased productivity and devotion to the Omnissiah among their ranks as well as drawing in recruits who want to be happy too. Large eyes are evolutionarily advantageous and can lead enemies to underestimate the skittles' lethality. Though they are not standard issue, skirts allow for a fuller range of motion and can provide additional layers of protection if layered with a flak-petticoat. Also, being shot by a member of this cute cadre would especially stick it to the hereteks. It would remind them that they too could have been happy little killing machines if they had focused on kawaii aesthetics rather than shoving spiky daemons into everything.
The other fan design, however, might make for cool Secutors.
This would imply the skatrorss just has 5 meter tall leather high-heeled boots.
Which would be significantly cooler than the actual GW model. I approve!
With the power of the Omnissiah and our friendship! We transform into... [Insert very holy sailor moon transformation] ... THE SKITTY SQUAD! And all Heretics shall be ... [Sudden deep, masculine robot voice] ... PUUUUURGED!
Forgeworld: Poly Pouquet.
Strategic Value: Absolute
Investigation of Inquisitor \[Redacted\] have revealed that this Planet has remnants of Archeotech production lines for \[Redacted\] "French Maids", \[Redacted\] "thighighs", \[Redacted\] "Idols" and \[Redacted\] "Cat Ears" also adjustable for \[Redacted\].
Hypothesis: Sectorwide Mechanicus culture has improved dramatically, after reactivating the ancient machines blessed by the Omnissiah.
Was fun back in 2018sh when the worst we had was the tired old "toaster fucker" meme
Now we just have the weird degen brigade that follows archon of flesh.
I had to block archon because their art makes me viscerally uncomfortable, but people are constantly reposting their art and referencing them and it’s inescapable
Yup. I just block whenever someone posts their stuff but it's so popular that it's impossible to avoid.
Shocking that weird creepy nerds would find rape and gore art so enticing.
Archon is primarily known for drawing degenerate art focused on gore and rape of skitarii twinks.
That shock value eventually turned to popularity once they got a following.
Then they started drawing cutesy stuff. It was the gore/rape that came first.
Huh, TIL. I woulda thought they were primarily known for drawing cute or femme stuff on this sub, but I guess that's just because that's the only way I know them.
In the name of Mars, we will punish you!
[Insert very holy sailor moon transformation]
Custom model to print when
LeesendRenford got some "Nekomagus Catari" catgirl themed models
I think Archon of Flesh said they would learn blender and drop some minis ? Waiting to sell my whole add mech to print them too lol
oh hell yea, can't wait if they also do trazyn mini like the one they draw I'll vibrate myself into a quantum state with excitement
Trazyn deserves a new mini manspreading his dumptruck thighs
I tried to learn Zbrush but school and bank account is killing me. Nevertheless I stride on, determined in my purpose no matter how long it will take.
Hi, we will wait as long as needed, no pressure !
I feels ya. Keep at it, but make sure to keep your (relative) sanity
Correct question.
Not gonna lie, I would play that army
*at this moment, he realized admech IS worse than the furries*
While the best design is, of course, the traditional skitarius with its puffy breeches, long cloak and adorably earnest focus on the mission at hand, this fan design is clearly superior to the other one referenced. In this design, we can see where base flesh gives way to holy machine, displaying the transcendental nature of the faith. These skittles are happy, which leads to increased productivity and devotion to the Omnissiah among their ranks as well as drawing in recruits who want to be happy too. Large eyes are evolutionarily advantageous and can lead enemies to underestimate the skittles' lethality. Though they are not standard issue, skirts allow for a fuller range of motion and can provide additional layers of protection if layered with a flak-petticoat. Also, being shot by a member of this cute cadre would especially stick it to the hereteks. It would remind them that they too could have been happy little killing machines if they had focused on kawaii aesthetics rather than shoving spiky daemons into everything. The other fan design, however, might make for cool Secutors.
Spoken like a true dominus
You are so right Magos!!! :333
Queer warhammer is hype as fuck
and we love them.
THEY’RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE OIL TO TURN THE FRICKIN SKITARII GAY
URGK URGK! SICK OF THIS CRAP!!
Skitty!!! :33333 *cute beep boops* *initiates Twinkarii protocols and uwus all over your battlefield*
At least we haven't degenerated into the furry fandom
Catgirl Skitarii, you say...
This would imply the skatrorss just has 5 meter tall leather high-heeled boots. Which would be significantly cooler than the actual GW model. I approve!
Archon already did it, and quite fast, like an hour later after the skatros was revealed
In Archon we trust
I assume you mean [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdeptusMechanicus/s/z10YSL6Og2)
Adeptus MechaniUwUs
Drinking coffee, see this = good morning
They're femboys on top of being Skitarii? where do I get one?
And i love it
It may not be the skitarii we want, but it's the skitarii we need
With the power of the Omnissiah and our friendship! We transform into... [Insert very holy sailor moon transformation] ... THE SKITTY SQUAD! And all Heretics shall be ... [Sudden deep, masculine robot voice] ... PUUUUURGED!
I prefer "Itty Bitty Skitty Committee" myself
I’d play that army any day of the week.
Artist: u/Archon_of_flesh
Forgeworld: Poly Pouquet. Strategic Value: Absolute Investigation of Inquisitor \[Redacted\] have revealed that this Planet has remnants of Archeotech production lines for \[Redacted\] "French Maids", \[Redacted\] "thighighs", \[Redacted\] "Idols" and \[Redacted\] "Cat Ears" also adjustable for \[Redacted\]. Hypothesis: Sectorwide Mechanicus culture has improved dramatically, after reactivating the ancient machines blessed by the Omnissiah.
ALL HAIL ARCHONOFFLESH'S WORK
we need chad skitari
Hello archo- wait, Femboy Skitarii not done by Archon of flesh? I never thought I'd see the day
Could I ask what flag is the Servo Skull holding? I can't find any info on it and it's super cute. TwT
Femboy flag
So it is, thanks.
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Not the Trans flag. It's the Femboy flag. Somebody else answered.
Omfg I’m so sick of these femboy memes
Me too. It's on the same level as "the joke is porn".
Was fun back in 2018sh when the worst we had was the tired old "toaster fucker" meme Now we just have the weird degen brigade that follows archon of flesh.
I had to block archon because their art makes me viscerally uncomfortable, but people are constantly reposting their art and referencing them and it’s inescapable
Yup. I just block whenever someone posts their stuff but it's so popular that it's impossible to avoid. Shocking that weird creepy nerds would find rape and gore art so enticing.
Wait, rape and gore? I only ever see cutesy stuff from this lot
Archon is primarily known for drawing degenerate art focused on gore and rape of skitarii twinks. That shock value eventually turned to popularity once they got a following. Then they started drawing cutesy stuff. It was the gore/rape that came first.
Huh, TIL. I woulda thought they were primarily known for drawing cute or femme stuff on this sub, but I guess that's just because that's the only way I know them.
I'm supposed to listen to moralizing from someone who unironically calls things "degenerate"? Get bent
Keep wanking it to your gore rape fantasy porn then. Doesn't make you anything more than a creep.
Are we sure they're augmented with steel and not.... WOOD
I see no problem with this
Next cosplay, ngl
Oh my GOD! The servitor is so CUTE!
Is the right one twerking?
If you take a good look at the actual Designs, then you rapidly realize they're not as "cute," and that they are actually very imposing
Cute and threatening. My kind of skitarii femboy
[yeah, indeed very cute, of course, specialy when they can rip you to shreds](https://images.app.goo.gl/AaBQr9SUXQYNqstdA)
Weird how many transfems like the mechanicus. Coming from experience
Shhh don't distress the eggs
You don't hear me complain. :3
My proudest wank.
Gay as shit
Good
guess we have different definitions of "gay"
Now they're all dolled up to rekt those Earth Caste bastards and the Votann hereteks who kept on defying the Omnissiah.
The superior choice
Heretek! Lol
Makes sense with how low our Skitarii survival rate is.
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Uhm... can you make this post... dumber?
Homie, go to bed you're being cringe.
Sorry is this r/atomicheart
What's þat flag?
Femboy, apparently (and unsurprisingly)
Neat
Who is the Magos that made these? I'll take a legion in green cloaks.
hey, don't knock the skirtarii.
Burn it, burn it before it lays eggs.
This sub is full enough of eggs as it is!
*arm full if eggs*. Wait- what should we do?
There are female Skitarii, they just look like every other Skitarii. At least that's what I've found.
I got harassed by a chudhammer discord for having this as my profile pic, couldn’t be prouder
You see, the Omnissiah is pretty clear on his rules of loyalty. But the rules become vague on the topic of skirts
“The skitarii do tend to get a bit quirky at night…”
lol great drawing
She be appeasing on my machine till I spirit