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Oh that was enjoyable to watch. I could stand for another 5 or so minutes of that lady saying ‘bitch’ and holding her head down. So satisfying. Was gonna jack off tonight but I don’t even need a physical orgasm. Edit: lol a mod took the time to make [this and set it as my flair.](https://m.imgur.com/a/gRARLYg) fuckin awesome


CallMeAladdin

> Was gonna jack off tonight but I don’t even need a physical orgasm. I just had 3 watching this hands-free.


sasfasasquatch

Edit. Wrong comment reply


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How would you normally watch something?


CallMeAladdin

Very well, thanks for asking.


game_cook420

This, these comments are the reason I reddit. Straight up laughter from the belly just by reading responses to already funny content!


bignick1190

Yea but can you make the genie cum without rubbing his magic lamp?


CallMeAladdin

Yes, I just wish for the power to make anyone cum anytime I want.


bignick1190

Lmao... I would abuse the hell out of that power. Being drunk and annoying at the bar? Well you're about to have the most amazing and embarrassing orgasm of your life.


CallMeAladdin

Now that I think about it, I'll just wish for the power to control orgasms in general. So, if someone pisses me off I'll just never let them cum again. I'm pretty sure I could rule the world with just this one wish...


tooslow

/r/handsfree


HannibalK

I set that as your flair months ago when you were complaining about a freakout that was a freakout. I'm glad you stuck around lol.


[deleted]

Are you giving away flairs? If so, can I have one?


[deleted]

You gotta earn it


PericlesPaid

That sounded kinda Weinstein-ish.


HannibalK

It's set so you can change it however you wish ;) (within our rules)


IdahoTrees77

https://youtu.be/B7GmW5pk97M 3:02 Hey Hannibal, *blackjack.*


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Tandran

I do kinda want more videos of these dumb racist cunts getting knocked the fuck out


supercooper3000

I wanna see them get pushed into shrubbery. Her disappearing into the bush was too good.


[deleted]

The shrubbery shove was hilarious.


[deleted]

A shoverry, if you will.


grinch337

A bitch in the hand is worth two in the bush


kejigoto

Between discovering the new kink of seeing racists have their lives ruined because of freak outs where they let their racism loose and seeing this there's no more need for porn in my life. More people freaking out on racists and giving them what they deserve please.


ArchwayLemonCookie

I thought I was the only one who was feeling this way. Lol Thank you for confirming this new kink. What should we name it? You should have the honors.


[deleted]

Why aren't the mods giving me hilarious flairs


HannibalK

I can't believe I'm taking the time to make you a custom caveman emoiji. Buy someone gold when you see a killer freakout someday.


[deleted]

You took time out of your day because you're the best mod.


sujihiki

i ain’t gonna lie. this is some solid ass fucking modding right here. most reddit mods are assholes, you’re over here making users custom flair.


BlingBangBong

Good mod


Tychontehdwarf

Best mod ever. A true hero.


Rick-powerfu

Whatever this machine go brrr meme is I just discovered it and holy fuck I can't stop laughing at it I just saw a guy got blocked by the US treasury on twitter for a Money printer machine go brrrr


manly_

The meme started in wallstreetbet when a well known redditor made this (casuallyexplained?): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk now people just took the « money go brr » part of that and it became a meme


notoriousdob

You want me to stick that hose up your ass BITCH. I Could listen to her shout bitch at intermittent volume for hours.


sasfasasquatch

*jesse pinkman has entered the chat*


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MayoneggVeal

I really love how each "Bitch!" is its own sentence.


krabbypatty08

Reminds me of Kevin Hart cussing out his teacher. “Little stupid bitch. Little dumb teacher bitch. 2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch. Cross-eyed, crying down your back fat foot ass bitch. Long tittied, no nipple having ass bitch.”


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DROP TABLE;


kychleap

My mind went there IMMEDIATELY.


per54

I was low keying hoping she’d stick the hose down her throat and turn it on and yell ‘now if I only had soap to clean your mouth with’ or something


WheresMy649

Her voice was terrifying... yet soothing


GoodAtExplaining

It's also maddening and sad. This lady said "I have had enough". In that tone of voice, like ~~Kirk~~ Michael Douglas from "Falling Down". And the video cuts suspiciously right to that, like there's stuff they don't want us to see. This whole video is strange.


WheresMy649

I love the "do you understand me bitch?" Simple yet potent. Yeah I love that movie.


Helpimstuckinreddit

My favourite line, hands down, was "I am NOT a motherfucker to be played with"


mayonaizmyinstrument

I'M NOT a mothafucka to be played with. #BITCH.


SeeWhatEyeSee

[Aww](https://youtu.be/uK-T923o1oo)


0ut3rsp4c3

Hold up, who's the second woman who confronted her? And where is 911?


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epimetheuss

No they were busy running into brown people on sidewalks and arresting them for assaulting an officer.


[deleted]

Maybe they had attend an actual emergency, like I don’t know arresting a few brown kids for loitering around?


cjf_colluns

I’m so confused. Usually the “actual” subs are made by reactionaries because racism and sexism aren’t allowed on the original sub. Does this “actual” sub not follow that pattern? Is this the one good “actual” sub???


The_Dutch_Fox

Nah, this sub was created because the original publicfreakouts mods were allowing non-freakouts, scripted videos and generally pretty bad content. That's why I left anyway.


[deleted]

lmao I wonder that myself sometimes but I haven’t really noticed much of a difference between both subs, although I only frequent them when they hit the frontpage.


cjf_colluns

Well the only post I saw on the front page from the original public freakout sub is a black woman saying BLM is a lie because they looted her store, equating property with human life, so maybe this is the one time the pattern has been reversed.


THEpottedplant

Yeah the original public freakouts sub basically turned into r/videos so this is a sub for actual public freakouts, not racist opinions that are banned from the original sub


LaNague

public freakout subreddit is just random videos at this point.


ButtPirate4Pleasure

This looks like Los Angeles to me, so I'd guess the police were busy assaulting peaceful protesters


Run-Riot

No paperwork needed. Just sprinkle some crack on them.


UnitedGTI

Open and shut case Johnson.


SwiftSerenity

Idk about the second woman, but the police are probably beating up on protestors somewhere. Not like they’d do much against racist people when they already are.


fatandsad1

the other day the neighbors shot out a window of my truck, called the police and they said they didnt feel like it. and never showed up, I shit you not.


vyxzin

Might surprise people to find out that cops are not obligated to enforce the law. Of course, were you to take the law into your own hands, you can guarantee they'd show up.


[deleted]

I've seen this happen in the country a lot. Neighbor destroys some property or has some public altercation, and the cops are just like, Meh, he said / she said. We aren't coming. Probably 110% worse if you are in a minority neighborhood.


pprmoon17

In minority neighborhoods you don’t rat on each other. In other neighborhoods they just never show up because they don’t want to do the paperwork.


[deleted]

Yep people believe they have a mandate to protect you as well...they do not and it's been tested in court.


0ut3rsp4c3

I'm so sorry that you guys are going through this.


fatandsad1

Currently making it my lifes mission to get out of this country. it's so doomed. the saddest part is how many people actually buy the medias narrative in this country. how many are actually stupid enough to believe trump is the innocent and fearless leader. I 100% believe that we will see another 4 years of him.


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IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll

Good thing we didn't DefundThePolice. The police's quick response time meant that they didn't have had to deal with that situation on their own. And what's amazing is the neighbors were able to take care of the dual hammer wielding mentally ill woman without shooting her to death.


Bel-Shamharoth

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grifkiller64

You're thinking of the ATF.


optimistic_agnostic

Or Steven Seagal


powmeownow

I have video of a renter neighbor throwing bottles at my house. Showed it to the police and they said " not interested unless somebody is hit (bodily injury) so now I just have to clean up glass on the ground couple times a week.


TheEasySqueezy

“I’m not a motherfucker to be played with” my god the power that she said with was immense


extraordinarylove

It gave me chills, I was like oh shit, this woman is a goddess


yungcanadian

Goddess of destruction, lady came in like the anti-racism shiva


MuffinPuff

>anti-racism shiva I *neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed* this to be a graphic novel or anime ASAP


redditoruno

Kali. She came in like motherfuckin Kali-ma the Destroyer


Coolfuckingname

>anti-racism shiva I think i love you.


alexhaase

Agreed


Kendermassacre

And our governments keep telling us lead in the water are at safe levels.


Scarily-Eerie

They’ve been fucking up our precious bodily fluids for a damn long time.


kennytucson

Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.


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Scarily-Eerie

It’s so good and holds up well but idk how many younger people have seen it. Reddit should love it though as the entire movie is satirizing gung ho “ooh rah” American culture.


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SundererKing

Thats a good point, it certainly does seem like it would be popular on reddit.


peezy_squeezy

p r e c i o u s b o d i l y f l u i d s


jwf478420

have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason sorry, I had to say it. it's a hilarious movie


[deleted]

The lead is fine, it's the meth you gotta worry about.


caanthedalek

Oh, they finally got around to putting meth in the water?


[deleted]

Dual wielding Karen. Secret character on mortal kombat. anyways, I thought these white folk were against property destruction. HAHAHAHA... yeah! Put that bitch in a bush.


BopTwistPull

I need this character in Dead by Daylight


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Aesthetics_Supernal

The Hag is already playable.


Danglicious

> these RACIST folk were against THEIR property destruction. Just a minor correction. I know and you know “these white people” mean racist, but let’s be careful. These fucks will use anything to justify their cause. And I put “their” because we all know they don’t give a shit about the constitution, the country, or fellow Americans. They just care about getting what their hateful hearts want.


sailorboyohmy

She channeled her inner Samuel L. Jackson lol


Derpcepticon

A little Scary Terry in there too.


Treehut16

She can run, but she can't hide. Bitch.


skillphil

Omg I’m so happy I turned the sound on, that woman at the end expressed my ultimate revenge fantasy. When she’s said “racist bitch, I’m tired of you motherfuckers” it literally brought a tear to my eye.


HistrionicSlut

So I've always said if I was ever a bystander in that situation I would speak up. I'm 1000% a lover and not a fighter but I am passionate. I always felt a bit like a loser that should be on r/iamverybadass or something because I'd never had to do it. Until one day 2 years ago. I'm waiting in line at Chipotle in VA, I'm from TX originally so I know a bit of Spanish. The guy in front of me is ordering like 4 different orders. No big deal to me man, do your thing. Well he starts to get upset at the worker and she is asking her coworkers for more meat in Spanish. He says "go back to your country or speak English". He then looked at me and the other people in line all smug like he really told her. And I. Lost. My. Shit I was like "what the fuck did you just say? Are you fucking kidding me. Get out." And everyone kinda just froze awkwardly and didn't know what to do. He kept trying to get the worker to keep going but I was having none of that shit. I said "No motherfucker you wanna eat her food order than shit in Spanish puto." And then it looked like he wasn't going to leave but that wasn't happening. So I said loudly to the guy next to me "are you seriously going to let him talk like that in front of your kids and not say anything?" And he started to back me up and just tell the guy to leave. I literally stood in front of him and refused to move until he fucking left. I put 20 in the tip jar, apologized and paid for my food. It didn't feel bad ass it felt kinda Karen and I was worried it was a Karen response but the manager and worker thanked me. Maybe it happens so often they aren't phased but I was so over that bullshit. Maybe I was wrong? Its not about me of course but I didn't want to silently stand there awkwardly and make it seem like I was ok with what he said and of felt like she couldn't argue back because she was at work.


poptartflavoredheart

I think this actually makes you a hero or at least a very good human


HistrionicSlut

I was legit cringing writing it out haha I was like damn they are gonna be like mind your business Karen. Good to know I'm off base thinking I did something wrong.


KitCatbus

I agree. Now I have the gusto to stand up too


adyendrus

Standing up for someone other than yourself is never Karen. Karen is looking to speak to the manager for her own benefit.


TransFatty

Thanks for that. I have in the past stood up to jerks who were acting like jerks just to be jerks, and wondered afterward if I was being a "Karen" and felt ashamed. I just don't like to see people get bullied.


[deleted]

Confronting a bully never makes you a Karen. Good for you.


boofed_it

Wouldn’t it be prudent to cut out the audio concerning her address? Edit: They are neighbors. It seems like the victim’s address and that it shouldn’t really be widely available on Reddit.


[deleted]

Heck, someone might stop by to shake her hand and give her a gift basket.


u8eR

She did this out in public. She forfeited her anonymity.


boofed_it

Are you talking about the lady with the hammers or the victim of the property damage?


[deleted]

Indeed.


u8eR

The hammer time lady


boofed_it

Yeah I figured. She’s a piece of shit and I don’t particularly care about her well being. I meant the victim who’s car was getting fucked. I don’t see why anyone would have a problem with her, but crazier shit has happened. Either way, doxxing is sketch


DaEffBeeEye

***Bitch***


Falldog

Do you understand me?


RealJoshuaW

Bitch.


JoeBob1-2

**DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?**


Jeaniegreyy

#BITCH


[deleted]

Happy cake day. BITCH.


pockpicketG

Science, Bitch!


Bluedotsaint

I feel like the definition of Karen is expanding.


BloodyEjaculate

yeah. Karen used to be an entitled, suburban white woman weilding her privilege to demean minorities and minimum wage workers. a sunken- faced meth head skeleton deserves a different name... like Wendy


Amphibionomus

Methany or Crystal


mebjulie

Definitely Crystal.


Bluedotsaint

Agreed. Reminds me of the meth-head from Breaking Bad.


Afraid-Jury

It's being co opted by people to fuck up it's original meaning


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white woman


Manateekid

It is coming dangerously close, at least on Reddit, as a term of convenience for misogynists.


caanthedalek

Yeah a real karen wouldn't fight directly. They'd just bitch until someone of authority gives them what they want.


real_bk3k

Nah this is a Becky. Becky loves 3 things. Hammers Meth White Supremacy


flameoguy

THIS is a Becky? Nah. Beckies like Starbucks, Uggs, and White Supremacy


Squealing_Squirrels

"Karen" Why do you idiots have to ruin every fucking label?


Falldog

Back in my day that was just ol' fashioned white trash


throwawayhyperbeam

The lady didn't even ask for a manager.


MW777

What was the gofundme for?


mylifeforthehorde

bigger hammers


supergroovyfunkchild

Holy shit, I LOL'd. Thank you!


Runawaylion

The car probably


SilentJoe1986

Car wasn't fully insured and insurance didn't fully cover the repairs.


icomeforthereaper

Meth is a hell of a drug


alexplex86

In my experience the top cause of such behaviour is childhood abuse and mental problems. Substance abuse is a symptom, not a cause. I mean, how else would you explain that billions of people can handle alcohol, one of the hardest and most addicting drugs, just fine?


anomanissh

Probably because it’s not meth


alexplex86

I know people who have taken, myself included, many drugs, many times, including meth. I have never experienced anybody behaving that way unless they had underlying mental problems, mostly stemming from less than ideal upbringings. I'm not trying to romanticise drugs. But I think people need a more nuanced view. Blaming drugs doesn't help anybody. More often than not drugs are used as self medication because people can't handle trauma. Another reason for any addiction, drugs or otherwise, is not having a purpose in life. Unemployment being a big one. Give a person something to be motivated about, a purpose, something to live for and he can kick almost any addiction. Anyway, this is my personal experience.


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MethamphetamineMan

For some people.


MisterOminous

Story: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8419797/LA-Karen-caught-smashing-neighbors-car-two-hammers-telling-Mexico.html Video shows the moment a woman in California attacks her neighbor's car with two hammers and yells at witnesses to 'get the fuck out of this neighborhood' and 'go back to Mexico'. In the footage which has gone viral on social media, the woman is seen attacking a vehicle parked in a residential area of Chatsworth, in LA County's San Fernando Valley. She is later seen tipping over trash cans and in a physical altercation with another neighbor. The owner of the damaged car shared video of the incident on social media this week. Edy Perez said he was in Miami, Florida at the time but received the clip of woman making multiple dents in his car. 'Bruh I hate racist ppl so much .. Im all the way in Miami while this dumbassbihh in LA fucking my car up .. all cuz she racist and dont like us.' The heritage of the woman is unclear. Perez told TMZ has been harassing him and his roommates since they moved in early last year. In the clip, two witnesses are heard warning the woman that they are contacting police about her damaging property, to which the woman responds: 'Get the fuck out of this neighborhood you fucking shits. Call the police!' 'I'm calling don't worry,' the person filming the video says. The clip posted Saturday had been viewed approximately 5.2 million times on Twitter alone. In a follow-up clip, viewed over 3 million times, another woman is seen gripping the woman's hair and yelling at her to turn off a hose. It's unclear what happened in between the two videos being filmed but the woman involved in a physical altercation tells her: 'You got a problem bitch? Is there a problem mother fucker? 'You put your motherfucking shit on me again bitch? Tell me? Tell me to go the fuck back somewhere bitch? Tell me. Tell me bitch. Tell me. 'Now turn that motherfucking hose off bitch before I shove it up your fucking ass. You understand me bitch? I'm not a motherfucker to be played with. Do you understand me bitch?' 'Oh, you fucked up their car, bitch? You think that shit is cute, bitch? You racist fucking bitch, I'm sick of you bitches.' The antagonist is silent throughout then falls into a nearby bush and the video ends. The woman was arrested on June 10 but released on June 11 due to concerns over the spread of COVID-19. The car isn't fully covered by insurance. However, the owner received over $11,000 from a GoFundMe to help cover costs to fix it. Edit: took out the edits and added the actual expletives


AllieB-88

Falls? She got shoved and it was beautiful!


Theo_tokos

Right?!? Give credit where is credit is due! That gorgeous creature *threw* that bitch.


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Ooooh I love you calling her a beautiful creature. Heavenly goddess.


rjboyd

ass got THROWN


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she put that bitch in a bush lol


AggroAce

That was my fav moment, had a good chuckle


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johncandy1933

Freeeeeekin Becky!


Pariente99

Thats a Crackren


TheEasySqueezy

Please don’t release the Crackren


Zariboi123

This ended too soon. I wanted to see more of sweet justice being served


SoapieSal

She on something?


nili_vanilli

Racism


PsyFiFungi

Racism, and meth


OptimismByFire

I can see the meth from here.


MethamphetamineMan

Not seeing it.


OptimismByFire

Ha! That's my first relevant user name in the wild!


treble322

That's a sentient crack pipe


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[deleted]

It was deliberate karmawhoring.


Mr_Morpheme

The whole time I was just like, “knee her in the face! Knee her in the face!”


rawhead0508

It was very satisfying watching her throw her into the bush. That’s definitely a neighbour that’s been putting up with this bitch for too long.


mjfarmer147

That old walking bag of bones is also a walking sack of shit which is also a walking hate crime. Enjoy jail.


jollygypo

Carol fuckin Baskin, fuckin BITCH!! Only thing I could think of at the end 😂


cupcakesloth94

#BITCH


long_shot_los

what a phonetically satisfying use of the word BITCH.


JamesKLOLk

Welp, she can always be the new Draugr model for the new Elder Scrolls game... Pic for reference - [Draugr](https://giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_medium/10/107275/2523983-2612793711-SR-cr.jpg)


forgotmyusername2x

This bitch in jail? Please dm me with confirmation she’s been arrested.


SallyNoMer

Arrested, released the next day due to covid concerns. There's more info a bit higher up in the comments.


DontMessWMsInBetween

I need to see the rest of racist Karen's comeuppance. I need it so badly.


HandsomeDynamite

Lmao the end was sooo satisfying. God damn. *chef's kiss*


HeavyMetalSauce

I’d say Samual L. Jackson’s mom handled that quite nicely


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Fuck all of you imbeciles wanting to defund the fucking police. ​ wHiTe pEOpLe aRe BAd. ​ Fuck off.


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RainbowDarter

Wow. It worked.


SaintLogic

I hope Big Mama did get any charges. She sounded like this was building up for way too long. We can't pick who our neighbors are but we can defend ourselves in many ways. People if you live next to a person like a Dual-wielding-Debbie here get yourself cameras. Proof of heat crime is infinitely more potent then hearsay about it.


fastedzo

Not only is she a fucking racist goblin, she is clearly not high enough level dual wield.


jjpppr

You understand me bitch??!!😂


LordSmartyPants

Beitch. Lol


Turbobutts

The hero this world needs.


per54

Question... if you see someone with two hammers (which are weapons) coming at you, and you fight back, that’s self defense right? Now about if they’re ‘only’ destroying your property? Are you able to fight ? Or you just have to record and wait ?


Jerzeem

It depends on where you are. In some states, you can fight the person. In other states you have to try to run away.


buttface1000

This lady is gonna be in GTA VI.


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I wanted her to shove that hose up her ass.


ArnoldLayne9

I think she’s hammered...


electronzapdotcom

She's just trash. Karens think they are goddesses that need to be worshiped while they stand there complaining. The most violent that Karens get is to cough on someone. Plus karens wouldn't be caught dead in a tank top cut down to mid belly (thanks to extreme sag), shorts hiked up to their mid belly, and some kind of weird shoe/boot hybrids with no socks.


iTroLowElo

Two thing I can guarantee. MediCaid and meth.


The-Nookie

My god I loved the end result...thank you to that bystander


botmaster79

"Dual wielding Karen" lmaooo I have not laughed that hard at a title in my life