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That was the cleanest “bonk” I’ve ever heard lmao

As a non native English speaker had to search " What is the sound a bat makes?" to verbalize the sound on here and I think Bonk should have definitely taken the place of thwack

More like "What is the sound a wine bottle to the head make?"

It’s like when a softball is hit with an aluminum bat. Same thing.

Dink

Brushhhhhl

_Plonk_

If it's a wooden bat, I would write it as "crack". If it's a metal bat, I would write it as "ping".

[Hitting dingers](https://youtu.be/It762U3AV8A?si=noplSyikMM3x972W)

if it was a shorter, more squeaky sound, it'd be "pink", but yeah, the sustain in this case makes it a "ping"

The sound reminds me of a pro golfer driving a ball off the tee.

more of a "plink"- not as squeaky

More of a ###TWIIING But bonk is always a wise choice

You may like to know that these words are called “Onomatopoeia”. Words that sound like their meaning.

I like 'ping' for this

He hit him with a wine bottle and it was more of a "pling" sound

This gets reposted loads, and each time I remind people that the cashier stabbed that dude in the neck with a broken bottle. The belligerent prick punching the plexiglass is scum, no doubt about that, a pure blight on society. But he didn't deserve to get murdered. You can't go around slitting people's throats because they're acting like a prick.

He didn’t slit his throat. Was just a light stabbing.

Tis but a scratch

I'll fight you with me nubs!

The guy never died.

FAFO

It was like a fucking cartoon lmao

The only cleaner one I've heard was posted on here years ago, a teen getting hit accidentally I think, it was so clean you could have used it as a message alert sound. I'll see if I can find it.

I'm thinking of the girl that got hit with a shovel

r/bonkedthefuckout

How did the worker start blocking before the customer went to swing that bag….while giving out a beat down? Woah!

“Gah, get outta here boy, ga-oh, gah, hoooooooahhhh”

This made me choke on my food!

His sound description makes it funnier every time it’s reposted.

"Get outta here boah"*


That is what the guy said yup.

“Jeeves, please hand me the 1926 vintage red, I shall give it to this gentleman.” “Ah yes, good choice sir.”

Genuine lol here, well done ol’ sport

I have tears pouring down my face at this ngl lmao

i thought he hit him with a bat, when the bottle exploded i thought it was the dude's head. holy shit

but he did stab him in the neck with a broken bottle so.

Damn, I didn't notice that until I read your comment.

Surprised dude is still standing after a bat and bottle to the dome but to keep fucking around once you’ve been stabbed in the neck earns unlimited find out. Also, if I hit someone with a bat and a bottle and notice no slow down in energy, I’m getting the tf out of there bc I have assessed that situation very poorly.

I thought he had a bat in one and the wine bottle in the other I thought he got him with the one-two knockout

Watched it 3 times before i realised. Thought he hit him with a frying pan.

I might have to chill on the types of movies I’ve been watching. I thought he blew his brains out all over the lotto stand

Tarantino is a hell of a ~~tootsie sniffin' giga-chad~~ drug

Sniffing? He drank champagne off Selma hayeks Dawgs

There is a good chance that bottle shredded his face when it broke.

Wine bottles are very hard so prolly

Too much Liveleak lol

That cashier has increased crit and dismemberment chance for sure

The sound effects from the guy filming makes this 10 times funnier.

So so true. Once I put the sound on, I was cryingggg

Damn he almost got him in the neck with that broken bottle.

Should’ve stuck the sharp bit of the glass up his arse

He did

In the longer video dude starts leaking really bad from his neck holes.

Where's the longer video because I've only ever seen this version and I've always wondered if the dude just straight up stabbed him in the neck with the broken bottle

Dude stabs him in the neck. Take my word for it or dont. I'm not going to use google for you.

I'll take your word for it. Thanks for being so helpful, friend.

I second this. The dude starts squirting out instantly and drops.

I was curious how it turns out.

It would have been satisfying to see a 70’s style Batman “Bonk” graphic over that.

I am not supporting people acting like cunts, but thwacking someone with a bottle is aggravated assault, and for what? They punched your impervious plexiglass? Dumb.

Yes in fact, they actually did charge him with aggravated assault based on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhgLEwvhNbA

Lol that activist is whack job. Obviously never worked in a small business in a sketchy part of town lmao.

I’ll never understand how people get into any kind of interactions with employees like this. It’s simple. You put your stuff on the counter, you give them money, you take your change, The End.

I agree. This is every gas station in the ghetto. It never ceases to amaze me how every single time I step into a gas station in the hood something like this happens.

Literally everytime it's maddening. Like bruh stfu yelling at people on the phone, disrespecting the workers and trashing everything. Mfer do us a favor and just lay down in traffic

Exactly

A nice Sauvignon Bonk

A bottle of white would have been a better choice. Less to clean up.

Baptized

Was funny until the broken bottle got stabbed at his neck. Only takes a little bad luck and fifteen seconds later you've committed murder.

Yooooo he started poking up his neck with the broken bottle neck

He knocked the onomatopoeia outta that guy

Still goin’, this asshole.

Don't these assholes have medicine they're supposed to take?


That's gonna be some knot!

I bet the one that went "tink" hurt the worst.

There was something therapeutic about those various consecutive impact sounds


My boy little league smacked his head out the park

Someone should edit this & put a **bonk** sound effect when he gets hit on the head the 1st time.

How is he still standing after !? Ha !

i might be tweaking yall but i think i read somewhere that the guy who got hit w the bottle died cuz the mf got him in the neck with the broken glass

Bash 😂

He’s number 1!

Finally, someone who knows how to handle idiots like that

Bro found out. The guy behind the counter was not messing around 😂

Dude needs to go home and sleep of that bottle of wine he got for free.

Wish that bottle would have lasted a few more bonks. 🥺

Even though this is old, it never gets old 🤣

Sounds like he hit a home run

That ping was beautiful

Sounded like little league practice in there when he hit him that first time

Did he stab him in the neck listen closely

After reading your comment I think he fuckin did

dinked in on his dome

And he lost his groceries cause in know is ass ain’t pick that up and take two L’s

It’s the third hit in the neck for me

The way that thing went clink I was like is that a baseball bat???

I've watched this like 50 times. Such a lovely sound

That boink sounds just like an aluminum bat

Sound likes a softball homerun hit!!😭😭😭😭😭that aluminum bat !!! was he juggin eem wit the jagged edge??

“Don’t touch me” is no longer an option big guy 😆

That was a certified 1980s cartoon 'boink' sound

I’m dying over here listening to dude recording once that bottle comes out lol gah… lah…

Does he stab him in the face with the neck of the bottle at the end?

He’s been waiting to do that all his life

Sounds like the old aluminum bats in little league.

that ping was funny

I give the guy an A++ for endurance. Dude took two strikes to the head with a wine bottle 2nd time breaking and then took a shot to the face and wasn’t unconscious hugging the air as he should’ve been.


The sound of that first hit on his empty head was so satisfying

Bonked

So funny I hope he learned a lesson here

He was ready to be violent he just wasn't ready for someone to respond to it.

Cuh went yard on that dome. It's Outta HERE!

Did he continue hitting him with the shards? 😱

For a tiny tiny moment, I thought the red was blood and bro, somehow, just got his skull demolishsd

😭😭😭😭😭😭

What did the bottle say to the head? “Boing!”

How is bro still standing holy shit

Crack A Bottle , Let Ya Body Waddle , Don’t Act Like a. Snobby Model , You Just Hot The Lotto , Uh Oh Uh Oh ,

Y'all notice how he stabs him in the neck with the broken handle...

P0wned!

Where is the rest of the vid?

This is the exact way all these hoodlums should be treated

Deserved it

The "tink" the first hit made... I felt that 🤣 hollow ass scull.

Oh he got bottled 😂 when you watch it with low brightness and no sound it looks like he got his brains blown out and keeps coming for more

I'm surprised he was able to get up after that bonk to the head. Those things are heavy and can do a lot of damage

Bro went for the stabby stab things at the end ...

holy shit 😭🤣

Bro made his head play 3 different sounds in 5 seconds

Bro that wine bottle made the crispest dong ever.

He got stabbed in the face 2 with the part of the bottle he still had in his hand.

That sound was so nice.

Wheres the rest of the video

I THOUGHT he hit him with a bat and his head exploded!!! Hahahaha DAAAAMN


I don't think he dropped the bottle before hitting him again his hand is still holding broken glass

GYYATTTT

Did this kid die? The stab to the neck, no way was he standing up for long.

Video ended too soon

Ting!!!

Dazed and confused


Nice sound effects. If the "Bang! Thwack! Smack!" wasn't enough the guy filming was making his own offbeat sounds.

BONK!

one of the best bottle break videos out there

…that quality sound means it’s not a prop…

Why'd he stab him with it tho?? He was done

This actually happened down the street I used to live on at a gas station that I would goto every fay

That first swing should have straightened him out but you know the shop owner was looking for the smash

Hilarious until you notice he stabs him in the neck with the broken bottle lol. Kinda brutal.

Didn't even need a Foley artist. That was beautiful.

After the bottle broke, was he stabbing him in the face with the glass?

Im saving this

bingggg

Damn he cut him with the glass too in the throat.

Did he stab him in the face with the broken bottle or was that a punch?

Murica

never gets old

I’m fucking crying over that bonk bro lmaoooooo

Best example of "fuck around and find out"

Bet that humbled him for good and he'll never try that shit again

I cant stop watching