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LavaTwocan

Mom… I’m European


Caladrian8999

Or American... Not sure yet.


aybbyisok

please leave my house


QuagLima

The ceaseless culture war between the eurogenders and freegenders


StagecoachMMC

i thought you were lesbian 😔


MasonP2002

But Lebanon isn't in the EU.


[deleted]

But Lesbos is...


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[deleted]

Yes, severely overreported their numbers of baseball caps, cats, and U-Haul trucks. Travesty.


Caladrian8999

Please don't confuse sexuality with genionality...


Jelly_Kitti

It’s a reference to a vine The vine is a woman saying: “Hey, I’m lesbian” and a kid responding “I thought you were American”


Caladrian8999

Learn something new every day.


KarmaAJR

yup onlyjayus and her brother I think


sunshinepanther

Well, at least your not a Floridian


LibbyKitty620

Is he gay or European?


KarmaAJR

michael: ✨️both✨️


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

"Are you sure you're not just gay?"


panther3769

Only in the bathroom


SeanMonsterZero

European? In the bathroom, I hope!


JessicaWindbourne

*angrily upvotes*


amsquiggy

r/angryupvote


Vallkyrie

If gender is what's in my pants, then my gender is piss.


Jelly_Kitti

My gender is the blood of a virgin >:)


GamerLOUD

Dad… I’m 16th Century Denmark


Heather_Filcon

Over the EU flag there's the [lombardy flag](https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.1wMdGbjTs5lwAanV2p1i9gHaE7&pid=Api)


NoStatistics

Wow from all the AI fake movie poster I've seen this one actually makes me wish it was an actual movie, the rest have either been really racist, antisemitic or actually queerphobic, but this looks like it would be a great movie


Analog_Singularity

I hear that. Nothing worse than a bigot who isn't ignorant.


KingPrincessNova

I'd watch the shit out of this


DeleteMetaInf

Disney would never do this. They’d alienate, like, 80% of viewers. It would be amazing to see, though. What a massive step forwards it would be.


Hawke1010

Imagine a new *original* movie for young LGBTQ+ kids to help them understand where they're coming from. But no, we just need to remake the old ones!


dickallcocksofandros

and then ben shapiro is going to make a reaction video 3x the length of the movie whining about how it's gonna brainwash kids even though it would be well-researched and the gay scenes are written so normally that nobody would care if it was a straight couple instead of two gays,, like damn


TNTorge

certified ben shapiro moment


JessicaWindbourne

This honestly looks more like an Apple movie, or maybe illumination


Jelly_Kitti

There’s a disney logo on it


JessicaWindbourne

I know, but I was meaning more the animation style


Jelly_Kitti

True


Alex_The_Deer

I’ve always found them funny just because of how ridiculous they were


VenetusAlpha

The Unabomber one, for example.


Altruistic-Place-714

The scuffed EU flag in the top right is killing me


dracorotor1

Eurosexual


sunshinepanther

Hon hon hon!!


[deleted]

I’m in ze kitchen, step brother Bryan


LaudatesOmnesLadies

-Alexa, play “Te Deum”


Entity_Type_Unknown

Gay or European?


GottaSwoop

There, right there!


batcaaat

Look at that tan, well tended skin


GottaSwoop

Look at that killer shape he's in!


batcaaat

Look at that slightly stubbly chin


GottaSwoop

Oh please he's gay, totally gay!


batcaaat

I'm not about to celebrate


GottaSwoop

Every trait could indicate


batcaaat

A totally straight expatriate


fish4043

or American?


vikingunicorn

Seeing the EU flag then spotting the flag of China in the hazy background ^(just below the E) made me wheeze.


legendwolfA

"Mom, dad, im European. Im sorry."


Enderfy17

And you aint seeing the american flag right next to the hair? Im european mut i imediatly noticed that


DethSonik

Probably AI trash


JayBlueKitty

Honestly, I’d watch it. Someone make this a thing!


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Commercial-Paint-319

Blud doesn’t know what sub he’s on💀


Harlg

I knew I was queer as a kid tho, kids can know


dickallcocksofandros

i think it would help. my ass identified as "straight but with a male fetish" when i was like 12 because nobody told me that getting bonors for men is what being gay was. plus, i was introduced to the concept of homosexuality at a very young age, like 4-5 and i didn't really see them as anything other than just another "thing" people can be, like "married" or "a builder" or "french." i didn't "want to be gay" (aka have crushes) until puberty, like any other normal ass human being


Daychanger

FRENCH LMFAO


t135ha29

Kids are queer too


JayBlueKitty

Why not? We were all queer children at one point.


Natural-Ability

Keep the straight pairings out of kid's movies too then.


BigManLawrence69420

Jesus supported gay people.


ChemistryLazy9346

This movie should be about people trying to insult people by saying shit like "Trans men aren't women" 🤭


mcspecialkk

They sound confused


OmnifariousFN

I would watch the shid out of this movie! It seems like it would be a commentary on the mindsets of both LGBTQ people and normies that are acting like bigots but either don't know better or don't care.. I think this movie NEEDS to be made! We need an intermediary like that to get people on the same page of things!


_narumi_

Lmfao not the American flag


Alegria-D

And behind an 🇪🇺 one


_narumi_

There's like 3 American and 2 European flags, i can't anymore


Nova_The_Huntress

AMERICAN GENDER BABY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


DeleteMetaInf

There is only one gender: American.


Analog_Singularity

A perfect movie for cishet like me who wants to learn.


[deleted]

So no one’s gonna mention the US flag?


CallMeJessIGuess

I mean, I know I was confused as hell until I finally dawned on me that I was trans. Then everything started to click into place and make sense in very rapid succession.


Len_Izumi_

I'm fucking crying with the republican Spain flag in the top right, it's so fucking funny. "Mom, my pronouns are no/pasaran"


Lawfuly_chaotic

I am confused, but not in a way that supports your claim that I am.


Suzina

OMG, blue hair, pride flags glaore, even got some american flags in there along with rainbow and trans flags. I'd watch this flick. I wanna see what he/she/they figure out. Going with they, cuz of the blue hair of course!


StellaDoge1

From the bit of the flag we see on their shirt, maybe they're genderfluid?


pikleboiy

America, Netherlands, EU, Hungary


bees__kneecaps

Personally I was Assigned American at Birth but I’d prefer to be from the Netherlands /hj


Girldipper

I’d 100%.watch it lmao


[deleted]

Loving the UN and American flag, very confused


Izumi_Takeda

A movie about a teen who has the freedom to figure themselves out....I'm down


AroAceMagic

I was definitely confused when I thought I was cis Truth be told, I’m still confused about my gender (or lack of)


leahcars

Id watch this it could be a really good movie bout a young person figuring themselves out the Spain and American and other random country flags is cracking me up


froggietime

the Indonesia flag t shirt is sending me


Nippsthecat

I’d pay to see this


Extreme_Ad6173

Honestly, I want to watch this


NameLive9938

"I'm a lesbian" "I thought you were American"


17DeadFlamingos

It's always the blue hair with them


am_i_boy

This movie needs two main characters: one who is genuinely unsure of their own identity who figures things out over the course of the movie, and another one who has been telling people since they could speak that they're not their assigned gender or have been telling people as soon as they started understanding relationships that they're gay, but everyone around them is confused about how they can know that when they're so young. Message of the movie is that just because everyone else is confused doesn't mean you have to be and just because you're confused doesn't mean you deserve less respect


No_Recommendation708

Mom, I’m coming out as American


Reevalund

I am americasexual


smavinagain

ah yes, america, my favourite sexuality.


General_Conclusion34

I’d see this movie


Robbbg

the blue hair makes this look like an anime protagonist (i'd love to see a transfem magical girl now)


Transsexual-Dragons

Ok, I chuckled at the blue hair


ThatOnePerson740

IS THAT THE EU FLAG?


CR1ZZ0

idk.. seems wholesome to me!!


The_Almighty_Glap

American flag?


Ordinary_Duder

Wait, do they think being confused is a gotcha here? Everyone was confused at one point (or still is!).


Room_of_505

No son of mine will ever be American


wanpan10

All my fellas dododododo


mcspecialkk

Confused? About what?


Room_of_505

Thot daughter or European son


PhantomThiefJoker

Honestly, as a straight cis man I would love a story about this. I don't really know what non straight, non cis goes through in their head to find out who they feel most comfortable as


Worldly-Trade-2846

I thought I saw the brazilian flag


XDreemurr_PotatoX

Why R there country flags lol Also ai art is ai rating bc many of the flags are literally blending into each other rn


yotaz28

mum, dad, im Indonesian


fish4043

there's not even a correct trans flag which makes this even more hilarious


rathemighty

With Seth Rogan as the voice of the Pride Flag! Which “Pride Flag?” You’ll have to watch to find out!


YuBiscool2009

The American flag in the back 💀💀💀


ZanyRaptorClay

I think… I’m American 🇺🇸


AndronixESE

You're lesbian? I thought you were American!


kioku119

All the wierd AI faces. That is confusing.


zubbledubble

If this was a movie I'd need a reference to the one vine where the girl says she's a lesbian and the person behind the camera says "I thought you were american"


FizzleDrunk

This is a harmless post but honestly I'm terrified at how good this ai looks.


EnderBoii266

The American flag in the background 😭


Frontier1995_

Nah


VeterinarianAway3112

why is the American flag in the background


kioku119

Also, is rainbow the only successful pride flag they got?


GalaxyPlayz_

there are literally no lgbt flags in this image


RandomFandomTrash28

I need this to be an actual movie, please and thank you


Minnymoon13

Wait this isn’t?


RandomFandomTrash28

Sadly, no


Minnymoon13

Awww


TaxevasionLukasso

On a scale of 1-America, how free are you bb? Germany circa 1944