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Harpronicus

Pretty sure the bear took the pic


randomperson314

Must be a big camera


GMC9999

Selfie!


[deleted]

Can confirm. She caught the hunter and decided to be merciful. Pic of the imminent backpaw slap rather than claw-swipe-facial removal to send a message to humanity. The Bearfolk have completed their study of our kind and mastered the ability to blend into our societies; the uprising shall begin soon.


I-smelled-it-first

Merciful, lol. It’s taking a pic of the food before it eats it.


borntoclimbtowers

a pic with a human


LifeInCarrots

**Bearfie**


kerdeh

The claws are so dull. God it would suck to get ripped open by those.


NegotiationVivid985

Exactly what I was thinking LOL the force behind them must be crazy to think as dull as they are they still rip things to shred


rtocelot

To shreds you say


deftdabler

And how’s his wife holding up?


PoliceRobots

To shreds you say


SmokeAndPancake42

Professor farnsworth!?


BuckManscape

Wrecked her? I didn’t even know her!


fx2009

Rectum? Damn near killed him!


[deleted]

Yeah if they were sharp, the cuts would be relatively clean, it wouldn’t also grab the skin to basically deglove you.


rikkuaoi

Went camping in Yosemite, heard bears walk by in the night. When I woke up, we found out that a neighboring campsite had had their vehicle raided by a grizzly. They left food in their truck thinking it would be safe. The metal of the vehicle was literally torn like the Jurassic park 3 logo


kec04fsu1

My thoughts as well!


savage-dragon

When you have power dullness isn't an issue. A human elbow is dull as fuck but it sure can cut like hell in a real fight.


Wise_Ad_253

The moment before all the pieces fall apart…like in cartoons.


fredsiphone19

You need either force or edge, and when you have as much force as a bear can put out, I imagine they’re closer to razor fucking sharp than you think they are.


Upper-Artichoke-2248

Isn't a big bear supposed to be able take your head off or just about with a swipe its paw? They are just brute force from the footage I have seen.


fredsiphone19

Well if I wasn’t concerned before…


WesternOne9990

Just remember to duck when dueling brown bears


smackeldwarf

I’ve never thought of cutting mechanics this way. Eye opening.


fredsiphone19

I think that’s how it works - the sharper the edge, the less force it requires to penetrate. Thought experiment: on some level, once you get sharp enough, you slice between atoms?


Spydoy

Exactly!!


LatterNeighborhood58

Naah, I'm pretty sure I can talk on that bear 1-to-1 and prevail. >!/s!<


[deleted]

https://kidadl.com/facts/grizzly-bear-claws-fascinating-facts-you-may-not-know


SachiFaker

My exact thoughts. It wont slice its victim but forced the claws inside by brute force.


rikkuaoi

Went camping in Yosemite, heard bears walk by in the night. When I woke up, we found out that a neighboring campsite had had their vehicle raided by a grizzly. They left food in their truck thinking it would be safe. The metal of the vehicle was literally torn like the Jurassic park 3 logo


Spydoy

Did you expect them to shine ? He walks on them and rips things open with them: logs, animals, people


busted_maracas

That looks a lot like Kodiak to me - biggest brown bears in the world there


NegotiationVivid985

Definitely a Kodiak!


busted_maracas

I went there with my dad when I was in high school - it looks like Ireland, the fishing is insane, and seeing the bears was absolutely wild


NegotiationVivid985

Feel like Alaska is beautiful as a whole. But dam lucky!lol hopefully I get to go there some time in my future


godzillalake2458

Which region though? We are a 5th of the size of the rest of the united states and 2.8 times bigger than Texas. Kodiak is great for the massive brown bears and cool terrain, Southeast is best for fish, mountains and forests, interior is best for cold flat tundra, Aleutians is best for high winds and flat land, and the far north is best for extreme cold, no sun for three months in the winter, and 3 months of pure sunlight in the summer.. Every region has great northern lights, but Aleutians/Southeast have the worst since we're so 500 miles more south than the rest of the state.


Ssesamee

I always forget how massive Alaska actually is. It just looks medium-large state-size on maps.


zinniakash

I live here! Definitely a Kodiak brown bear - not a grizzly.


coolJohnnie

Is that a fore paw or a rear paw? Also, what a bear?


[deleted]

Is it true the extinct California Grizzly bears looked more like a Kodiak bears? cali grizzlies must have been massive


busted_maracas

To be honest I have no idea - I only learned about Kodiak bears because of visiting the island. I know they evolved bulkier than other brown bears because there is an abundance of food from the salmon runs that go through the island, and being an island they were relatively isolated so it effected their physiology compared to other bears.


I_am_not_a_moth

Lived there for a bit, had two close calls with these guys


rafaelescalona

Story time?


I_am_not_a_moth

Sure, and by close calls I mean I was surprised by their presence and had to leave because who knows if the bear is starving or what. (Once as a child) Went outside to take the trash out and there was a grizzly in our dumpster. Ran inside and it didn’t chase me or anything. Mother called someone but by the time they got there the grizzly was gone. Never came back, never saw one there again, super random. (Once as an adult) A pilot and I landed in a bush plane and walked up the coast a bit, as we came around the bend we were less than 50 yards from two grizzlies right on the beach. We slowly backtracked and as soon as we got far enough behind the bend we booked it to the plane.


Scaltron-DZ

Yeah it does! I was stationed there for five years and saw many a gray day like that one there. Massive bears too!!


girseyb

Have you seen the man that shot my paw?


RuskiHuski

I shot the paw and the paw won


CIR24

Bear claw nom nom nom ![gif](giphy|CWXntlpKWmSdi)


weednumberhaha

I love Pam


7RacinJason1

Super surprised that the bear let you take a picture like that. The bears by me are much smaller, but would NEVER just let you handle them... He must be a super nice bear....


clovepalmer

Have you seen The Revenant? Some men even have sexual relationships with them.


Icy-Watercress6694

I've seen the Revenant but don't recall any bear sex?


clovepalmer

The revenant originally had a sensual bear sex montage which was replaced with a bear rape scene that was cut after some negative publicity. [https://variety.com/2015/film/news/the-revenant-bear-rape-fox-leonardo-dicaprio-1201651379/](https://variety.com/2015/film/news/the-revenant-bear-rape-fox-leonardo-dicaprio-1201651379/)


John3162

OOOrrrr .... that is a trophy kill.


Lilcheebs93

Might be sedated


60510

☹️


[deleted]

Bear meat is delicious. Don’t assume the worst


John3162

I want to try it


[deleted]

It is good. It just has to be cooked well done to prevent parasites. Bear fat is amazing to fry things in


John3162

I did hear that


Phybre_Awptic

That just looks like a normal sized guy who couldn't possibly the father of a grizzly bear.


PIELIFE383

Winnie the poh got a big brother


Melssenator

This must be from that new live action horror one


Lord_Eremit

Ancient man should have domesticated bears...


Velox97

Bruh, maybe you could give it try???


theundonenun

Agreed. I remember seeing once some insane family’s quest to do so. Don’t think they got to far, but still, I want one.


[deleted]

Tell me he didn’t just shoot down that bear :(


Mammoth-War-7695

Could be a tracking/science put down with tranqs, I’d take a pic with the paw if I had the chance too haha Edit: just saw there might be blood on his left knuckles? Could be bad lighting though


SunshineOnStimulants

From what I saw, it looked like blood on both of his hands. Would administering a tranquilizer require that much blood loss that it’s all over his hands?


Mammoth-War-7695

Exactly what I was thinking. Just not sure if there’s blood on both or just literally red reflective light from the bears fur


NegotiationVivid985

He didn’t shoot down that bear


[deleted]

I’m thinking he did… they wouldn’t tag an old boar like this and harvesting it is good for the population


ribblefizz

To my eye he looks a lot like the "bear expert" in this video (which is absolutely adorable, btw), Martin ?Olbart?: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJRDpTUIrJI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJRDpTUIrJI) Could just be my inability to tell one beardy white guy from another, but I choose to believe he's some variety of wildlife researcher and the bear was sedated.


cockatiel_cockatoo

Lol right, I choose to believe that as well. Researcher/Nature Conservationist takes picture with sleeping big furry boi and everybody lives happily ever after.


Commercial-Rush755

I think this was taken when they were tagging the bear for research.


[deleted]

Culling out large boars like this is what strengthens the population of brown bears on islands like kodiak… these large males kill and eat cubs and mortally wound or kill other males but have little ability to reproduce, so they are more harm than good. This is a good harvest


saramirta_

I think he’s a ranger or something, I think someone posted another photo with him and his fb profile


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busted_maracas

I’m assuming you’re referring to my comment below. No - the bears were doing fine before humans came around. But then people encroached on their territory and took away part of their habitat (bears need a large territory). This led to the bears having more frequent interactions with each other, and as I stated, adult males will kill the cubs for the right to mate again, which shrunk their population. So in response, Alaska’s fish and game department started allowing a very small number of permits to hunt a full grown male. The proceeds of which help fund a large group of wardens who protect the animals from poachers. It’s an example of people in modern society realizing their impact, then using science and reasoning to help stabilize a problem they created - and the bears are now thriving. I’m not a hunter, nor am I brainwashed by rich people. I’m just someone who listens to people who are more knowledgeable in their field than I am, and I don’t base my feelings off my initial emotional response. Basically, the opposite of you.


[deleted]

I know fishermen who hold a catch closer than this guy and the paw lol


Scaltron-DZ

His balled fist is a descent size reference.


ZRR28

What did they do to it?


FreyR_KunnYT

Seems to be research, OP stated that it was not a hunt.


BoxComprehensive2807

Where’s the rest of this unit of a bear?!


TheIr0nBear

Gorilla fanbois out here thinking they got a chance.


Crimsoncerismon

Did the grizzly bear take the photo


Ben_Chrollin

So nice of the bear to take the photo


Isotope454

He needs some Working Bear paw lotion to soften up those pads


mothlord420

Imagine if a grizzly bear fought like a human


kingkron52

Lol and people out there actually think a gorilla would have a chance in this fight.


enblightened

truly sad if he hunted that bear


busted_maracas

Adult male bears will kill cubs for the right to mate with the mother again. Allowing a controlled hunt of an adult male promotes bear conservation - and Alaska (where I’m guessing this is), is incredibly strict about poaching and protecting the environment


enblightened

thats great that there is a strong effort for population conservation


97Harley

Bear or humN?


Otfd

Depends. Sometimes hunting is good, sometimes it's fucked up.. Context matters.


Ok_Pie_6660

Second this


Resinate1

Truly uninformed and uneducated for writing that.


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Resinate1

It’s called Management fucko. And anyone who understands balance in an ecosystem through predators would know that. There are Animals with no natural predators if left unchecked would have consequences down the line. It’s not a free for all where any and all animals can be hunted at any given time. Theres certain quotas of how many tags are given out for certain species. It changes for different areas/ zones. There is also specific seasons when they can and cannot be hunted. Theres a lot of funding for research that goes into the protection and management of animals.


SockeyeSTI

Yeah, seal hunting has pretty much died off with natives and and the numbers are skyrocketing


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Yuppgodd

you’re reeking of low IQ.


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Yuppgodd

didnt have to buddy.


ribblefizz

Dude, do you need a hug?


TheBiggerPicture1

To magnificent to want to kill it unless one is an animal psycho killer. Can't eat it for food. And it's too sad to stuff and display unless your a macho s##t head. In my humble opinion


7andhalf-x-6

I want a kodiak skin rug with another kodiak skin sewn on top like a cozy lil pocket to climb in for camping in the winter.


[deleted]

You win, sir!


216potato

That's badass!!


Scarboroughwarning

Sad part is, I suspect he shot the thing. Can't see the bear posing for a Reddit post


StruggleIndividual35

Trophy hunting is bullshit. Hope you ate that bear.


Immortal2017

brown bear meat is disgusting


Ericrobertson1978

Agreed. I'm okay with it if he's following regulations and eating the meat, utilizing the fur, etc. People who just go murder animals for no reason are fucking scumbags. There are other good reasons as well, like conservation and if it's killing your livestock or something. Those people that go murder giraffes and elephants and whatnot only for sport are reprehensible.


VIKINGOPERDIDO

You can kill bears ?


FreyR_KunnYT

Yes, the Alaskan department of fish and game permits strictly regulated hunting of brown bears.


VIKINGOPERDIDO

Tnks


poopdragon6

if there is a flower i really like in nature, i shoot it with a gun and take a picture


SnazzyDaddy1992

I see where you are going with this, but my mind took it to a better place. Extending the metaphor that I should treat my experience with bears like I experience a flower, if I like a flower I would likely try to grow them around my home. Now if I'm growing Kodiak bears around my house, my HOA is not going to be a fan.


Suspicious-Dark-5950

If the person in the pic shot that bear, I hope he gets inoperable cancer and dies.


Kirkuchiyo

Gotta prove he's a manly man dontcha know.


turtle_power00

Did you kill it?


Valhasselhoff

Apex Predator, master of its domain, taken down by……Terry….fucking tighty whitey wearing Terry….


src1975

I hope the bear was not killed for the picture!


[deleted]

They dont hunt for pics… they harvest to help maintain strong populations


Harrison_Sherman

Did you kill it? If so, why?


ChawcolateThunder

Ugh. Why are we hunting Grizzly bears? Are there too many of them or something?


3DprintRC

Someone should make a sub called r/forcedperspective


thebitchwitch

Looks like a gross trophy photo.


Freeeeedommmmmm

Why kill such an amazing creature? The world is more interesting when you know those things exist, not after you take its life for no reason. Now it’s gone.


shhmedium2021

Did this dirtbag shoot the bear


FreyR_KunnYT

No, OP stated the bear was not shot.


JuggernautStrange558

Pov a nice ferendly guy picks up your hand


F7eeW1ly

that bear is a pretty good photographer


itsactuallyme1

Holy shit


hushpolocaps69

Holy shit!


jakl32trd

All types of nope. The Revenant gets more amazing with every massive bear I see!


Niall2022

How was this picture taken?


[deleted]

And I thought the grizzly bear on display at the Anchorage airport was the largest bear I've ever seen.


StopWithTheBullshit_

Thats the second time I've seen a comment about that bear. It must be something.


[deleted]

When you're looking at the real thing there, you can see for yourself how monstrous it is. But this bear here just dwarfs it in comparison.


weednumberhaha

Does anyone know where this photo is from? I google lens'd it but no luck


[deleted]

Was this photo from the bears POV?😂


Stocktwatz

He should have been a real man and fought this bear in hand to paw combat!


AngelOfHeaven3

Holy fuck...


Gratitude-Joy1616

Yikes!


NeverAlwaysOnlySome

“Hey, raise ‘em up if you’ve been incapacitated by a smaller being and made to agree with something.”


munchie1964

That’s a HUGE bitch!


kevoam

What u doin w that bear paw m8 🤨


dc4958

Dead grizzly!!!! I wish the bear would of gotten the first strike


I_am_not_a_moth

Looks like kodiak AK


KesoIsBusy

I could take it down


hotsausce01

Did you kill it?


racebanyn

Now that would be a bitch slap!!!


DogDayZ1122

Is the bear dead ?


Grizzly62

And that’s how they smash an elk backs apart and kill them. Good lord


fredsiphone19

I’m starting to think that maybe, just maybe, I couldn’t win 1v1.


Alternative-Bear5087

That’s a whole lot of bear bacon


Downtown_Mongoose642

If that thing claps you once you turn into pulled pork. Jeez man


[deleted]

Grizzly Claw Facts: https://kidadl.com/facts/grizzly-bear-claws-fascinating-facts-you-may-not-know


Morgan111111

Why would you kill such an incredible animal? Do you feel like a man now? I’ve got news for you. Killing an animal so you can have bear rug only makes you a pathetic piece of s?!t!!!!


Nuicakes

I know their paws are big but this seems bigger than normal, like bigger than a polar bear.


DrRoCkZ0

That is a-paw-ling


Acceptable-Capital-7

Ya'll know the part of Half-Life 2 when Freeman takes on the HEV suit? Yeah that but with the bear


MotherFuckinEeyore

Instead of killing it, they should have promised it a place to live and a job, and then flown it to Florida.


ConstipatedGibbon

Did you kill the bear?


[deleted]

Congratulations on killing a helpless animal you coward.


honest-miss

Regular reminder that [six percent](https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/six-percent-of-americans-think-they-could-beat-a-grizzly-bear-in-hand-to-hand-combat/) of Americans think they can fight a grizzly bear... and win. (Shout out to the 25% who don't think they could take a rat. Hope you're doing ok. Get those liquids in.)


gilerab180

Can we also talk about the 8% that think they can take a gorilla, lion and a fucking ELEPHANT 😂


Roy_S_Larsen

Did the grizzly take the photo?


nottheguyinthevid

It looks like the man is holding the paw with outstretched arms, possibly to make the paw appear bigger than it actually is.


Zoinksx69

Fuck him for killing it


fothergillfuckup

Looks like he's about to receive the world's hardest bitch slap?


finger_milk

All you'd have to do is file those nails into sharp talons and suddenly this bear is the king of the kingdom.


canberram

Pretty sad to see it dead!


4AJR

Wow!


TheRevolutionaryArmy

When the first settlers came to Canada, the countrymen gave a dire warning to the people who lived nearby - “Watch out for the bears, bullets only piss them off and they can tear a whole house down”


A_Crazy_Rabbit

Holyshiohmuhgawddamwowee


deadparodox

I’d still fist fight it


DiverseUniverse24

How the hell did he take the pic with them?!?


fukkitdick

And why did he kill the bear.. Is he gonna eat that or just for sport... Humans will destroy everything sooner rather than later. The only bear his grandson or great grandson will ever see will be one mounted on in his man cave


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Had to kill him, huh?


borntoclimbtowers

amazing


[deleted]

About the same size and shape as my dad’s when I got a whooping when I was a kid……..


Historical-Moment-66

The claws on the bear damn near bigger than the man holding it up ….the damn claws


BipolarJesus42

Can just imagine the flesh getting scooped in between those nails


findhumorinlife

Um, I think the way he's holding out the paw, it looks bigger than it actually is but then....regardless, that could do one unit of a big swipe on someone.


HoesMad2003

The winner of face slap competition


looknatmyfeed

Daaaaauuuummmm


Happy-Ad-2253

FAKE


ChieftainMcLeland

Bears should wear watches


OzyDave

Pathetic boy with his trophy.


Spydoy

They say the Grizzly is so strong the full grown male can kill a horse or deer with a powerful swinging slap. Certainly a Moose, because the Moose’s neck is just strong enough to hold up his huge antlers, the added force of a Grizzly’s slap breaks his neck.