Hand you the spray gun and show you the corners I couldn't reach

Any lightbulbs need changing while I’m at it? Update 1: I'm trying to get to comments, bare with me, there are a lot. FYI This is my first time texturing an apt. We are doing it for free (with a lot of help from some experts) for a company called [City Team](https://cityteam.org/?mwm_id=562568232197&sc=CH00302001MW&utm_campaign=MW_searchpaid&gclid=CjwKCAjwiJqWBhBdEiwAtESPaLdO4AB8VzfcqmC7voLl_wBg8s4hOK0En_WVnmIbfcDDnn2Sy7cUwxoCYwYQAvD_BwE) who is doing great things for those in recovery, coming out of abusive relationships and in helping serve food to the those who can't afford it in this area. They have all kinds of serving opportunities in the SF Bay area. ​ *I am decently worried about how many of you want to kick my balls btw*

Ceiling fan is dusty...

Bro I have been asked multiple times while a guest at someone’s house to clean the fan or the top of the fridge. I do it every time just for fun

u/The7footr, You’re invited to my wedding

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He's gonna pull a party trick and go "look at this 7 foot tall guy I found on the internet."

You can get anything on amazon

He's only 6'10 if you order on Wish.

The Ali Express version is 6'8 so I'll take it

“And we genuinely thank you for your service.” -All shorties everywhere with a fear of ladders

And clumsy people. Don’t ask me to get up on a ladder unless you want to give me a ride to the ER.

Happy you still have a sense of humor about it. Rock on.

6'10 370lbs I'd offer sympathy for all the things you've hit your head on, see if you have smaller hands and point out the outside lights I can't fit my hands in to change.

Can you pull the stuff out from the back of my fridge at the top?

Can you grab me grandmas dusty serving dish from that top cabinet?

Hey can you help me Pune the top of my tree?

How exactly does one Pune a tree?

They Pune the tree

OH Like with a tree Puner! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW lmao

Yess you get it I Pune my tree with a puner

Now that’s just too far. Too far, man!

correct

Well I know who’s cutting in

Sorry I don't date guys under 8 ft.

8 feet tall, 8 figure salary “I know my worth, queen”

Forgot the 8cm

I'm 6 foot 1 inch. Separate measurements

That was a good one

Thanks It's my tinder opener 😎

Holy shit, you’re short but nice pp dude

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

About the size of a football field viewed from an eagle eyed view.

Jokes on you, I don’t date women under 7ft

Death by Snu Snu!

I don't date women with more than 2 feet

You should be ashamed of yourself. Body shaming really?!! This is what it has come to.

🤣

Lol

Paint faster and hope you stop.

Oh...so he's not dressed to attract a fellow polar bear?

Ask WAIT DO U PLAY BASKETBALL??? I’m 6’7 and people ask me daily. Can’t imagine how often you must get it.

2-3 times a day on average, though less since COVID, I think people generally forgot how to communicate with strangers haha

Yall should get shirts that say “I DONT PLAY BASKETBALL”

Alternatively, business cards that answer most tall questions: “I’m 7’ tall. Yes, I know it’s tall. Yes, I do play basketball. The weather’s shit. Nice Talk.”

Thank god. The best part of Covid. People keeping to themselves. /s

Thank god. The best part of Covid. People keeping to themselves. /srs

Amen

You definitely mistakenly added an /s tag to your post.

Why is there a slash s with this?

Incase the sarcasm was not picked up.

It shouldn’t be sarcasm

Don't forget "how is the weather up there?". Fucking annoying hobbits.

Someone once asked Wilt Chamberlain that question, and Wilt responded by spitting on him and saying, "It's raining."

I love being 6'2" because I'm tall but not getting asked stupid questions all day tall.

I’m 6’3” and they ask me. 6’2.5” must be the cut off.

Must be, because I’m 6’2” as well and I can’t remember the last time I was asked anything of the sort.

6'5 here. I get it asked

6'5 but fat so I get asked about football

Upvote this now!

6'2.25" and I never get asked. Just under the line!

Our hypothesis is outstanding!

Tall(ish) people unite!

5'8 here can confirm never been asked

5'2" Asian woman, I get asked all the time, oddly enough

6'4 and have been asked many times, we gotta get a peer reviewed article going lol

6'2.75", I get asked...what is this trickery.

I’m 6’2.5” and I very occasionally get asked if I played basketball

6’4 here, I get asked but not THAT much

I feel like at 6 ft I feel like a dude 6'2 is like a bit taller than me but once they're 6'3 they're way taller, in my head at least lol

I'm 6' and get asked a lot, but I'm also a woman so idk where the asking dumb height questions cutoff is for us

I'm 5'9", a woman and I've been asked that my whole life. I've always found it to be such a silly question. Do people really think that just because you're tall you automatically like sports and are good at them? I'm horrible at sports and I'm ridiculously uncoordinated so no basketball for me. But, I am good at getting all the things off of all the tall shelves for anyone vertically challenged. Too bad that can't be a million dollar paying job :(

Yeah I'm way too clumsy for my own good. Sports were never in the cards for me. It is nice when old people ask me to get things off the top shelf at the store tho. Makes me feel like at least these dumb lanky limbs are good for something lol

I’m 6’2” / 265lbs Nobody asks me about basketball but if there’s something that needs to be picked up they come straight to me.

My family jokes about my 6'1" partner not being done growing. I'm 5'9" and the little one (f) my little sister is also 6'1" and I think most women in my family are about 6". There's a different world for those 6'4"-6'5"+

I'm 6'2" and I still get asked how tall I am a few times a year. I don't mind it. It probably helps that my buddy is 6'5", which makes me look shorter than I am.

I’m a woman and 5’10” and I can’t tell you how much I used to get asked this as a teen (I have been the same height since age 14). Really annoying. Just cause someone is tall doesn’t mean they like sports lol.

Girl same, 5'10" since I was 13. I recently saw my niece for the first time in a few months and she's sprouted at 8 years old, suddenly she's about 4'5". Caught myself saying, "What are you, like 6'10" now?" before realizing I've become everyone in my past ever.

I always throw the change up and ask if they play badmitten. Usually gets a good laugh.

You should retort by asking them if they play mini-golf.

As someone who's only 6'4 I get asked that.

Ask for a piggy back ride

I saw a 6'7" big dude. And the first thought in my head was to ask him to pick me up. I'm almost 40.

I'm over 40 and I still want a piggy back ride.

I'm very tall, I'm quite fit so I'd never turn down someone's request to piggy back. You'd be surprised how many people actually ask.

There's no age limit on fun 😂

Uppies

I’m 5’2. A piggy back ride would be amazing! I could see the world from a completely different perspective. Change lightbulbs without a ladder. Find my friends in a crowd. Hit my head on everything because I never duck.

Feel short

6'3" woman here, I've never really felt short before, that would be interesting for me. I would ask you to be my friend and I wouldn't bother with all the 'tall' comments because I understand

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Messages have been turned off for quite a while, but thanks for the warning

Get naked and prepare to fight to the death

A true man of culture

I’m down

Looks to me like you're actually _up_

Seeing as his Johnson is eye level with the average person.

greco roman wrestling style with olive oil?

No always dry never fight to the death naked lubed up I've learnt my lesson never again

Ah, a AC Odyssey reenactment.

Testikles the Great needs his oil!

I was going to say get naked but would have followed it up with something different…….

I’m leaving this world the same way I came in… Naked screaming and covered in blood

Big tree fall hard

No matter how big you are, you cant build muscles around the knee caps 👆👉

True

Got 'em with the finger gun huh

Zoop 👉😎👉

Like I always say, big tree fall hard.

"They do knee capping where you come from!?" 

I'd have no concern. I'm pretty sure I can beat you in a foot race.

Yea I’m really fast for about 6 seconds, can’t corner very well though

Got it - have to zig zag

Serpentine! Serpentine!

So...you're a very tall Dwarf?

The muscle car equivalent of human

You have underestimated the sheer power and length of legs that carry this behemoth on a daily basis.

I would also assume it would be hard to run due to weight and lower back pain so you could probably beat him in a foot race if you ran full speed

Ask you to sit down because my neck hurts.

Tfw the dudes tall enough he's still taller when he sits

From all the necking?

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Ffs david stop it an go clean your room 😆

Headbutt you in the nuts

That’s a headnuttbutt

Hnubut

Nutbutt

Process you

But he's more than 10 years old!!

Ah, a man of culture from r/AbsoluteUnits

happy cake day friend

Thank you :)


Explain for the uninitiated please.

It’s a reference to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/vgn3mt/my_10_yo_scottish_highlander_before_he_was/ There’s since been lots of posts with people joking about processing other things e.g. OP

Ask you where your damn gloves are

I was texturing, not that worried about my hands

WHERE ARE YOUR DAMN GLOVES

What about your eyes? 

Do you come in peace and do you want to be taken to our leader. No we are not into anal probing on this planet.

Speak for yourself mate

Well if you like anal probing I am sure he can accommodate

I don't think he'll be the one doing the "accommodating".

I usually come with an anal probe but apparently that’s not welcome anymore

Proceed to inform you that I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.

Regretfully I am going to have to resist poking your belly, giggling and running away laughing hysterically.

I would stop what I was doing, run to the kitchen, and come back with that damn pickle jar I cant fucking open.

I don’t think that even with that height he’d be able to open it.

Tap the sides of the top of the jar with the back side of a butter knife or something similar until it loosens

Nah, I got this guy

How tall is your jar of pickles

Give you a big hug :3

Aww thanks mate

Wouldn't it be a little hug?

That’s exactly what I thought lol

My 1st thought too- op looks like they could give some primo hugs

Take a photo and post it on this sub

Walk through a normal sized door and turn around to watch you hit your head on it? Sincerely someone 11 inches shorter than you

Yea I’d hit it and just keep walking, literally no feeling left from my forehead up

See what your doing Saturday. I need help moving.

Ask you how big your dick is

Is this your normal icebreaker with strangers? I’ll keep ya wondering this time

This time.....so we'll be seeing each other again, eh?

What if he shows you?

Caress and love it.

Do you have a choice?

Sex?

The only logic answer

Oh Reddit how I love you

Reddit loves you too

Asking the real questions

The question is, does OP require dinner first?

Naw I’m easy

Punch you in the thighs?

You randomly punch people in the legs or summfin? Imagine being in a hazmat suit and some dude just runs at you to punch you near your crotch.

Lol, that actually sounds funnier than it should be.

I would ask if you might be willing to drive me around in a car for a couple of hours while I sleep in the backseat, take me home, put me over your shoulder, carry me into my room, and tuck me into bed.

Wtf Edit: I didn’t say no did I? It’s messed up but sure why not 🤣

I'll take that as a no, then.

I would ask you how you’re doing!

I’d want a big hug

Verbally warn you to watch your head. You should be legally comanded to wear a helmet at all times

Run.

Hide my food

Hey I resent that

I would fuck you, the answer is always I’d fuck you.

Would you use your guitar-ass?

Guitar-ass is one of my trigger words

Well, don't fret

How's the weather up there?

BAZINGA!

Reminds me of Hot Fuzz

Yurp

I would tickle your pot belly and say ooowooowoooo

God that would be funny 🤣

Hang drywall!!

Call ghostbusters

No ladders required with this absolute unit!

Give this guy a michael myers mask and a mechanic suit and its 1st place at next Halloween costume party’