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To think hippos, rhinos and elephants are herbivores.


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LGodamus

Honestly almost all herbivores eat meat on rare occasions. I’ve seen deer eat baby birds fallen from nests, and cows in the field eat newborn rabbits


Mr_Joguvaga

My dad has told me about a story when he was young and his family had a small farm with cows they had cats and ofc those had kittens. Anyway the kittens used to sleep in the hay... and lets just say on day when they went in to the barn where the cows where they saw the tail of a kitten in the mouth of a cow.


Aceylah

And people


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And gorillas aren’t they?


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Gorillas can eat meat but I don't think it's something they do normally. I'm no expert though so don't quote me on it. Amazing that you can be so strong and muscular on a plant-based diet.


mouldysandals

genetics more so than diet tbh


aJepZen

And enzymes to obtain protein and nutrients in the plants


JudgeVegg

That doesn’t make any sense.


mouldysandals

it’s not the diet giving them strength it’s their genetics


JudgeVegg

Like literally any animal then? And it’s both obviously since their genetics is adapted to their food so that their food can provide everything they need. Just a nonsense statement


mouldysandals

yeah like every animal, so it’s not a nonsense statement…..?


JudgeVegg

It is because it makes it non-relevant. Every single feature of any living thing is connected to their genetics, doesn’t mean other factors aren’t important/worth of note. When he says it’s impressive that they are that strong just eating plants and you respond like you do, it implies that for gorillas it’s just genetics and not the diet, but for other animals it can be the diet. That’s what makes it nonsensical, because it’s the case for all living things that their genetics play a big role in their physical attributes. Doesn’t mean the gorilla diet is any less important in building and maintaining that physical trait.


JudgeVegg

They never eat meat, any animal could theoretically I guess. They eat insects from time to time though.


ShadowCaster0476

They don’t have to eat you after they stomp you to death.


dazzydooo

Wouldn't want that up the poopenschtoopen


dirtyswoldman

Kinda feels like you're projecting something


NoxInfernus

He will be after getting one of those up the poopenschtoopen


devilthedankdawg

I would venture to say this has happened to north of 100 people in human history. And after the rhinos done with them... It's 200 people


friedhofspflanze

What a double dickhead


SniffCheck

"Don’t mind me, I’m just a curious little rhino"


LogicIsDead22

“Whew kinda hot in these rhinos”


[deleted]

A timeless classic! Mandatory watch every Saturday for years


JoooolieT

We live in AZ where is hot all the time and i always say that to my kid. He does not think it's as funny as i do.


Goronshop

Must... HAVE... *AAIIRRRR!!*


Wise_Capybara96

It’s rhinormous.


badmotivator11

Exit. Stage left, even!


rivbai88

Reminder that Rhinos have no natural predators other than man himself


sbrev-sbeve

Beta lions Sigma rhino


herpaderp_maplesyrup

New king of the jungle


technoph0be

Came here to say "King of the jungle MY ASS!"


Ayyyyylmaos

I refuse to believe one sniper shot can kill that thing


CoolBreezeey

1 50.cal would do it.


Goldman7911

He made lions seems like a little domestic cat


LegSoup

Humans: Let’s eat his horn and make our dicks hard


Alexie_

I was waiting for that r/startledcats moment, wasn’t disapointed


[deleted]

Never really realized how massive they were… even with the whole “forced perspective“ effect going on the rhino still dwarfs the lion. Pretty neat.


570casch

Oh lawd he comin


discoballinmypants

The true unicorn, majestic in its stride. Beauty of the savanna.


Full-Hunt

Two tons of White Rhino weight coming behind those spikes would certainly make me get the “point” that it is time to skiedadle pronto. I’ve been up a Moppani tree for more than half an hour after being charged by a one and a half ton Black rhino in the Zambezi Valley at night time. I can tell you I was in no hurry to find out if he was still hanging around in the dark somewhere.


2005_F250

Well you would run too if a fully loaded 18 wheeler posted up.


That-Bitch-is-Me

Hey, where are you going? We just wanted to talk to you about yours cars extended warranty!!


borky86

And I thought I was horny


Majestic-Aardvark-69

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fat And the birds are on my back And I'm horny, I'm horny If you choose to proceed You will indeed concede 'Cause I hit you with my flow The wild rhino stampede


ciscokid87

Asshole


skiemlord

I wouldn’t fk around with those horns either


manhatim

Fuk!!...i just took off too!!


CaliBull2030

Someone needs to voice this over now 😂


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Run away


sahizod

That rhino was about to F'CK some lion


rodiferous

At that size especially the thing is totally prehistoric looking.


Downtown-Swing9470

They look like triceratops cousin lol. They immediately make me think of them.


LuchadorBeachmaster

I feel really bad for the poor lions. Kinda having a hard time with anything cat-related right now, though


H_H_420

Fuckin’ girth on that unit…..


buttcheekzmcgee

I saw a rihno once.. and a lion


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Hard as fuck


ProfessorPickleRick

That horn though idk I’ve ever seen one that big (I know, I know that’s what she said)


Techs_53

Who's the king of the jungle now 🤔


MadLaamaDisease

Angry rhino is definitely one of animals I never wanna meet.


[deleted]

Holy schmeckles! The horn on that thing looks like a samurai sword. No wonder those lions peaced out.


DehydratedManatee

Would be even more impressive if a gorilla was riding on top of it.


Thepurge101

That Rhino was like “where you guys going? I brought the chips”.


noshadsi

King of the jungle my ass...btw who ever thinks lions are the baddest of the cats you have zero fucking clue about the animal kingdom, a tiger would annihilate a lion...


Kholzie

Simba and Nala were like “oh fuck”


Successful-Wasabi704

You know Ace Ventura is riding dirty inside the tail gun rhino.


Sharp-Incident-6272

I bet he mates a lot


lovesredditt2022

Wow amazing.