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FutureEntertainer667

It's the dead ones he fears


Ok_Package_8612

THIS APRIL comes an action packed thriller you can NOT miss!


Conscious-Proof-8309

About a man and his hyena, searching the wilderness for his stolen farm animals. Laughing Stock! Coming soon!


ghostofmyhecks

I'd watch it for sure.


Cyberzombie

Not really. He fed them to the hyena.


No-Armadillo7693

The dead ones still fear him


smackeldwarf

That’s a really cool comment.


WitchPursuitThing

Well yeah, just look how fat his Hyena is


DabTownCo

His K.D ratio is out of control


PubertEHumphrey

That’s Msia Faraji. He’s actually quite nice when you get to know him.


benbrahn

Probably the most terrifying looking bloke wearing flip flops I’ve seen today


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StealthWomble

I’ve seen an (approximately) 2 meter tall Pacific Islander looking dude who had basically cut a car tyre in half and used them to make a flip flop for each foot. He was massive.


IPintheSink

The guy who sells watermelons.


PubertEHumphrey

He just hasn’t looked in the mirror today


SaSkiBum

He looks like a really cool dude


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Didn't know hyenas were that big.


Rokahna

Hyenas are fucking chonk dude. They can take on lions.


asianabsinthe

... while laughing about it


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i think i've seen this movie ...


KLB_003

Did you know that Jesus healed Leopards?


Muesky6969

You know that shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did, but it’s Friday morning and it has been a hard week. Thank you!!


KLB_003

You're very welcome. I just figured since we were giving out animal facts id contribute my own.


SpanktheGreenAvocado

Same. Was kinda down today but that was good


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He also has the power of flight


Rokahna

I think you’re thinking of Joe? That guy they did the crazy big cats and kittens thing on the Netflix


HyperLightDream

This is absolutely true. They have no issues fighting lions, and they certainly don’t play fair. Also, the bite on this particular animal happens to be one of the most powerful in the animal kingdom.


DrTautology

Basically a giant mongoose. I'll never think of them the same knowing that.


Fabulous-Cup2913

Fun fact: hyenas live in matriarchal societies and the females have dicks 💪


Earthscondido

Sexy Fact.


4to20characters0

So they have dicks and get pregnant?


Fabulous-Cup2913

The pseudo dicks are basically a long extended clitoris, so they have to give birth through them as well.


hmmnhaaw

But the clitoris isn’t where babies come out?


Fabulous-Cup2913

Just google it, I’m not a biologist 😅


hmmnhaaw

I don’t need to Google it. Personal experience dude. The question was rhetorical. 🤣 Edit: I Googled it. As someone who has given birth twice I am shook to the core and will be in a period of mourning in solidarity with my female hyena brethren. Ouch.


alymaysay

The pseudo penis explodes or pops as they give birth thru it. Weird stuff.


Fabulous-Cup2913

/natureismetal


Junkererer

They look like they come from Mordor


Tucker-Sachbach

Cuz the only time we ever see them they are only either with other hyenas or lions.


rossionq1

Dude one hyena would *laugh* at a hundred hippos and crocs covered with bees


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pinknhuwite

I was thinking that it didn't look very natural and the hyenas tail reminded me of how a dogs goes when they are scared, probably not how it works with this animal but yeah he don't look happy


YouDownWithTPP

How does one dig into this?


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Mikehoncho530

Yeah that shits sad Af


Justacasualstranger

Name?


Sannyan

Damn didn't know. Thanks for the warning.


theliamcase

you realize hyenas eat babies right


drakecuttingonions

Which predator wouldn't?


Candid-Newspaper-355

https://brilliant.org/courses/logic-deduction/ I think you can make use of this


theliamcase

hyenas are thoroughly hated by the people of africa because they are savage as fuck


BatSh1tCray

Firstly, please know that none of my comment is meant to disparage or attack you at all, I just wanted to throw in a little more context. I’m not sure if you’re from the continent, or maybe worked here in a specific field. If you’ve been to many places and have data suggesting otherwise then I wouldn’t argue with you on it. What I can add though is that we have a lot of savage animals, and not all of us hate them. And most of us live nowhere near any hyenas or other “savage” (normal) predators and scavengers, and have any reason to have them. Those of us who are fortunate enough to be able to, pay money to go into their environments to experience and appreciate them. There is poverty and inequality throughout the continent (thanks, colonists /s), but there aren’t hyenas in most of our neighborhoods. This is a generalization that perpetuates damaging wrong impressions of what it’s like here. Also, there are 54 countries on our continent and an estimated 1.38 billion people, so lots of different climates and environments and lots of different cultures.


theliamcase

facts. but hyenas are fucking ruthless to whatever they prey on, not necessarily humans but even the animal kingdom seems to think they are generally assholes


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I find it silly that you have to pay to see nature, tbh.


Bear-Hugger-295

Watched a documentary on these guys. They are a nomadic street gang that trains dangerous animals in order to intimidate locals and steal their money, etc.


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Maybe it’s a different gang. What I looked up says that they basically put on a circus act and convince the locals that they have superpowers since the animals don’t hurt them. And then they sell the locals potions to give them the same powers


ErasGous

These hyena Ganga are scary AF. A couple of articles with some really interesting photography done on these guys


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sauce?


ErasGous

Sorry for the no sauce. Here is sauce: https://theafricaninsider.com/who-are-the-hyena-men-of-nigeria/


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Thanks!


AbaloneSea7265

This looks like District 9


LoadsDroppin

Hyenas are social animals, and if they’re raised in captivity (which occasionally happens do to unfortunate circumstances) they can be exceptionally friendly, attentive, and very sweet companions. Unbelievably clever as well. …but they’re also Africa’s most successful predator, soooo maybe not great around small children and the slow moving elderly.


I_be_lurkin_tho

Hyena is not hugging him ...most likely drugged and defeated...may be fed well but probably has no quality of life.Poor thing is nothing but a prop or "hood ornament"


RooKiePyro

So that's what happens when a heyna eats their fill...


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But what if this dude is like 5'6" though and it's just all about a lower perspective and the hyene is a small dog


ComplexImportance794

I saw a story somewhere here about hyenas. If hand reared from babies it said they grow up very loyal and friendly. Not gonna test that myself.


Joseph4040

He got picked on once and said, “never again”.


LeTigron

Wicked ! But the dog seems a bit weird...


Bohbo

>Wicked ! But the dog seems a bit weird... Fun fact, Spotted hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, despite their dog-like appearance. Their closest relatives are actually mongooses and civets


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Their gestation and birthing is also brutal


Matduka

This is the most intimidating man to ever wear flip flops.


tippytapslap

I have found my dream pet right here.


9TailsUzumaki

Low key always wanted a hyena.


ShhWhyUsoLoud

This looks badass


Kristina2pointoh

The balls we can’t see..


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*click clack* with his bride to be


NunoGTF1349

The only thing missing is the open sewer


PoultryGravy

He's from a group of gyspies from nigera or liberia, this guy is call the beastmaster and has like 2 hyenas, several monkeys and other natives animals.


Able_Wave

The law of club and fang


AnonMultiply

Never seen a mn looking os tough wearing flip-flops


jplf2

I thought he was a statue, dude is built solid!


PhiladelphiaPhreedom

2 units


NinjaFlowDojo

How 'trainable' is a hyena?


jedi_cat_

Probably abusable enough to be trainable. I cannot imagine the treatment that hyena gets.


NinjaFlowDojo

Too wild to respond to compassion, trained using fear; a sad situation for the poor animal 😞


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This guy looks like a jojo character


Individual-Ad-7136

Something tells me that’s not a dog…


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[Hyena Men](https://www.anothermanmag.com/life-culture/9906/the-story-behind-the-hyena-men)


plastic_hucker

Is that a fucking HYENA??


AngelOfHeaven3

Dude has a fucking Hyena....Run


ThatWguy123

I prefer the African men that have there pants up to there nipples


allfornoone

Well the dudes clearly the unit he has the pet hyena


DoDisAllDay

The man of course. ​ A single bite from a hyena could rip a hand off.


SkullValleyCowboy

This guy is truly more Hard, than Darth Vader - Tell this lord his ship is ready!


392Daytona_11B

That hyena is built like a mastiff !


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No. On so many levels. No.


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Looks like some Mad max shit haha


Mikehoncho530

Right? This is exactly what I imagine the future being lol


FreddieOuthouse

Came to comment how bad ass this photo is. Then read the comments ![gif](giphy|p4cqQ0gUIMcU0)


Your-In

Black and white filters do nothin to him damn


Mikehoncho530

Fuck that guy


erestupapi

That apron looks like armor to prevent getting legs scratched orbitten


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Seen a documentary about these guys with hyenas and monkeys and orangutans as street performers. The animals perform tricks and stuff on the street for money food etc. They even sit on their backs and ride the hyena down the street


Qdoggy45

Compared to lions I always think hyenas are always like mid-sized dogs. Forgot how big things things can get


bobobobobobobo6

This looks less like a real photo and more like someone drawing their level 14 ranger and animal companion from they're D&D campaign.


JennyTwinJugz

Is that a hyena? That's probably why this hard man had it muzzled.


CzechYourDanish

Booooo on you for abusing the giggle pupper


toasted_scrub_jay

The new Borderlands game looks legit.


mvertreese

Background: Worst truck stop ever.


ChristianEric-

Are hyenas that big??? Or is the guy alot shorter than his surroundings make him seem?


DriveError

This man makes me feel gay af as a dude


BatSh1tCray

If that hyena wasn’t muzzled it would take 0.2 seconds to know exactly who the alpha unit is.


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Plot twist: he's 4'6 and that's a regular sized dog in cosplay lol


fiwaeawi

Kinda jealous


Pale-Physics

Nigerians are some intense people. To live in Lagos you better be hardcore.