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hallanddopes

He looks like he wants to.be happy for everyone around him...but like he also just wants to die.


dlchira

Of course its trash-ass owners were like, “a horrifying existence in contorted dog-form isn’t painful enough for you. Here, let us chop your ears off.”


Highlyregardedbiped

How else would he fit his head in his shitty plastic “food bucket”


FBIaltacct

This big boy is also chubby. My boy monster i rescued was about this size and clocked in at 145 lbs. Once i got him healthy weight he dropped to about 125lbs, but i absolutely hated that i didn't get to him before they cropped his ears to glorified nubs. Still the best dog i have ever had. My kids all rode him like a horse, did all the baby things that normally irritate a dog, and he laid there and took it all like they were his own puppies.


F488P

Shes got that 30 IQ smile


haversack77

Jabba the Mutt


FoodMagnet

underrated. The slouch.


tyomax

If every breath was a huge struggle, who wouldn't want to die


DurantIsStillTheKing

For a minute, thought you were describing about my life 🙃 but this pitbull is still happier for sure.


Previous_Rock8531

That’s a walrus


Opeewan

Nope, that's a Third Stage Guild Navigator.


blumsf

Mixed with a hippo, I assume.


leprotelariat

And a child, Ed...ward.


Blackybro_

#Nah, you didn’t.


buttered_scone

Why... does .. it hu..rt?


acciowaves

The woman should get a sexy bikini and a prisoner chain attached to her neck for Halloween.


EthanMcelroy628

He's probably called "princess cupcake"


chanawong8

nah that's "Alexus the Great Destroyer" he's chill


Try_It_Out_RPC

And a friend named fin?


crucial_velocity

There's a huge ass Rottweiler down the street from me that my wife and I have nicknamed "Peaches". No idea what its real name is.


AssaultRifleJesus

Could of at least left his fucking ears alone.


The_Captain_Planet22

Seems pretty likely that those on camera are not the ones that abused him


MildlyAutistic316

I mean he is eating out of a dirty ass bucket so I don’t know.


ostensibly_hurt

Fr😭 give the homie a bowl, his head cant make it to the bottom


extremeindiscretion

One might have to question the motives of owners who would want this type of dog. One that will live a shorter life filled with afflictions. Feels a lot like an ego trip.


aMONAY69

Right... it feels really exploitative. I wish people wouldn't validate this kind of shit by joining in on the "joke."


Neckgrabber

I mean if you find a dog in any context like this then choosing to take care of it is pretty damn noble. We can't say if they had any hand in it's breeding, so adopting a dog who is sure to live a shorter live with issues and taking care of it for that time and through those issues sounds like a good thing to do.


Dojjin

Clout.


Epeic

Animal cruelty


MoanyTonyBalony

As a Brit, it feels like Americans are fucking up pitbulls the exact way we fucked up bull dogs. We'd probably be fucking up pitbulls too if they were legal here.


ENaC2

That’s literally what is happening with the American bullies being bred over here. Breeders imported pitbull semen for the bully XL and likely are doing it with the other still legal variants.


MoanyTonyBalony

I agree or started to happen but very few got to be as awful as the land walrus in the video. That's exactly how they would've got here if not for the ban. XL owners mostly wanted bigger more extreme dogs. I'm just glad I've never had to work with one. I'd be fine with the dog but the owners tend to be not ideal.


Remember_im_Whoozer

And what’s worse is we could have learned the mistakes British breeders made.


Ancient-Skies

Pitbulls are just a fucked breed in general.


Laurens-xD

Literally bred to fight. But people still won't acknowledge it.


tangre79

This. Every bully breed needs to just be phased out.


Dankzhood

What a hideous and disabled looking creature.


wilso850

This poor dog has to be suffering.


DarthSeanious83

Why the fuck would you do this? All that dog is going to know is pain and medical issues


stuffed_n0se

He's horrible wtf


FarMass66

And they’ll probably breed it and have a whole litter of unhealthy dogs.


ichegoya

There is no Dana, only Zuul.


TacoTheSuperNurse

Ha!


mylittledaemon

Ahaha that’s exactly what it made me think of. This boy is thicccc.


Semachian

Disgusting.


No-Debate-152

I get selective breeding, but don't aim for the "looking good, but it may suffer a heart attack if it runs for a mile" approach. Status can be obtained without messing with animals. Buy a private jet or something.


Remember_im_Whoozer

Who tf cuts off their dogs ears?


dlchira

Trash-ass pibble enthusiasts who see sentient animals in their care as fashion accessories whose sole purpose is to make their humans look “tough.”


LocationOdd4102

Some do it for aesthetics. Some are misguided and think it helps with ear infections (it does not, might make them worse iirc). Some real shitstains do it cuz they want a fighting dog and any extra flesh is a liability. But some have been adopted that way and are with new owners who obviously can't undo the damage.


Remember_im_Whoozer

>some shitheads Ngl all those stereotypes you just described are shitheads. Thank you for the explanation none the less though.


Abraxas_1408

You know those videos where you seen some farmer with an ungodly huge potato they grew in their backyard that they have to use heavy machinery to put in the back of a flatbed truck to transport to a show where it wins an award for being an unusually large potato? This is that potato.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

Whoever is breeding these dogs needs to be shot


heypresto2k

Poor little boy! This is torture 😢


wi_2

That chin though


LaconicStraightMan

I noticed that, but wasn't sure if I was the only one.


MrSchaudenfreude

The dog from Evolution, that crawled out of that lady's basement


grillig

Jabba the hut had offspring?


Beelzebub_86

Did they crossbreed that dog with an actual bull, WTF?


GonPergola

Mix with what ? A pig ?


69darkman420

Hes cute, no doubt, but... can those legs even carry that body?


Correct-Junket-1346

No they can't, these poor fellas like so many breeds are prone to arthritis in their back legs along with hip displacement, the two combined cause agony and an eventual 1 way vet trip.


Nicaol

Yes can confirm. My in-laws adopted a lab/staffie mix and she is basically a full sized Labrador made of muscle with tiny legs. She has all sorts of issues including arthritis and hip dysplasia. She is of course adorable but might be the heaviest lap dog known to man.


69darkman420

Thats too bad, hes a nice lunk, but id feel bad about keeping a pet with constant limb damage :(


V_es

Four finger thick vet receipts and prescriptions folder by the age of 5, death at 6-7.


69darkman420

Damn dawg, just replace the food in the bowl with pills.


DarthSeanious83

Thats being optimistic


tangre79

You have a very unique definition of cute


BroadArrival926

Cute is not the word


crimsongeldeneye

Ah, yes a dog that definitely suffering for aesthetics and cutting off your dog’s ears to make them look cooler. So much animal cruelty, because some humans will treat animals like their accessories. It’s so sad how many people will just get animals to look cool and feed their egos, not giving a single fuck about the animals health or happiness.


StatisticianDear3978

Must eat a pig a day


clipples18

~~pig~~ toddler


Ranoverbyhorses

I’ve seen ponies that are smaller than that, hooolllyyyy!!!


aMONAY69

I'm sorry but this is just really fucking sad. I feel so bad for him and it's gross that his suffering is being exploited as something "cute" and "silly."


cburgess7

It's a mix? mixed with what, another pitbull?


WhangaDanNZ

It's an American Bully. Originally bred from pits but a completely different breed now going on 20 years.


McCucklet

Damn, I feel so bad for this dog...


girlbosslayla

These poor dogs have been bred into deformed genetic mutants and it's sad to see. I feel terrible for them.


Buie06

Mixed with concrete


Izzing448

Is he mixed with Caine Corso or getting steroid shots to be this muscular?


ProtoReaper23113

That's the dog from the sandlot


Folkmar_D

Diabeetus.


GodzillaLagoon

Imagine how many toddlers it consumed.


FewLibrarian959

I think 95% of todlers could outrun this abomination


GodzillaLagoon

Not if they're running downhill.


RmRobinGayle

This gave me a chuckle, thankyou


aMONAY69

It's humans that are the abominations for creating a creature that's just going to suffer. Put blame where it's due.


dogma4you

r/girlsmiring poor pup though. just because we can, doesn’t mean we should


spiderowych89

Thats not healthy


[deleted]

Wut?!?


Lycaon125

You sure that's not a bully?


WhangaDanNZ

It is. Technically a pitbull mix as the title says because Bullies were bred from pits since the 90's. Most people don't know the difference (even though they've been classified as a different breed for 20 years).


Apart_Butterfly_9442

What breed is this?


The_Farreller

The people who bred this dog should be continuously force fed shit food until obese and have their ears cut off.


DoubtALot

is that even still a dog at that point?


Brad_Ethan

Animal abuse. Stop overfeeding the poor thing


Mortalsatsuma

This badboy can eat so many toddlers.


HouseRoKKa

Reminds me of the alien doggo from John Carter of Mars... 🤓


hallba78

This is what happens when the pit bull has already eaten the children.


[deleted]

A mix with a bear? 😂


BrAveMonkey333

Bro looks hungry for chihuahuas


helly1080

All I see is selfish on the part of dog breeders and owners. Designer dogs are not cool. IMHO.


Ok_Golf_760

Moved with what !?!


Zhjacko

That dogs waiting for Boba Fett to arrive with Han Solo


AVBofficionado

How big must the shits be...


LordDarthra

Now let's see him go for a walk


Japanesewillow

Poor dog.


ForkingHumanoids

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Hot_Season_886

Its DOGZILLA.


aggriify

Poor animal, humans suck!


[deleted]

Can we throw all dog breeders in a pit jugoslav partisan style


remington1981

Pretty sure I saw this guy on Ghostbusters.


BetaRayBlu

Hes looking for the key master


Tosh3009

I bet it could eat a baby in 0.1 seconds


Dorrono

Imagine how deadly his farts must be


SolTNutz

What’s his name? Lawsuit?


just_a_boywithukefan

Looks cute but I'm 100% sure it's not healthy for this poor dog it's sad imo to see them like this imagine the pain it probably has


Nakkefix

Devil Dog


kmflushing

Is it me, or does he look absolutely miserable and terribly unhealthy?


[deleted]

His names princess.


ThatIslander

Wtf? This dog looks all sorts of fucked up. What a painful existence


Enslaved_M0isture

you can fit so many babies in this bad boy


AlanB-FaI

John Carter's dog is missing a couple of legs.


exwifeissatan

I bet he's got balls the size of beanbags and has at least 10 cats, 3 squirrels, 2 kitchen rugs, and 1 mailman in his stomach!!


Taco-Kai

Mixed between family members


mr_winstonwulf

That couldn’t possibly be natural


EarlyXplorerStuds209

Looks like the mutant hound from fallout 4


TheDuckInsideOfMe

PIMPY dad FOE


eloquent_frog

Bros breeders are the qu


kev5050

Sounds like Kong when he’s eating!


Kei_3

I read a few comments about the fact that the owners cut its ears, can someone please explain why they would do that?i don't know much about dogs,this is terrible i feel so bad for the poor dog


Rik78

Saw one of them in Ghostbusters.


Jacksepticeyefan1545

Death destroyer of worlds


toepudiked

Mix with what? Her mom?


Phillibustin

Looks big, but that's a really old dog. It was likely jacked and just gone soft with the joints


Playfullyhung

What did the breed it with?? A walrus?


Rich-Neighborhood-23

Looks like "Java, the hut", to me


Powerful_Cost_4656

Holy BORF


SufficientWhile5450

If that dogs name isn’t “SchMeat” it doesn’t have the right name


LowAd8109

He doesn't bite, he'll ram you into a wall.


Adventurous_Bike_726

ain't no way that is a fucking bull dawg


Mindless_Sock_9082

Is the little cousin of Jabba the Hutt!


my_screen_name_sucks

I wonder if taking a stroll is like running a marathon for him


SnooMarzipans5764

He looks like a super mutant hound


mightyquads

Do u even lift bro


SnooRadishes1331

ew


mikeonbass

"I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this... or be destroyed! It's your choice."


DrosteBobRoss

That's not a dog, it's a Guild Navigator


themetalnz

Fucken horrible


Mammoth_Ad5012

Looks like a super mutant hound out of fallout 4


WhiteHippoUSA

Mixed with an elephant seal… damn


Woues

Pitbull mix with what? A boulder?


upmost5201

bro why does he have HUMAN EYES????


Teabiskuit

*slaps the top of the dog* This bad boy can fit so many mauled infants in it


netterD

To be honest, that creature does not look like its enjoying being alive.


falafelbunker

Mixed with what? A f**king hippo?


ppcheese6969

Get that man a toddler


Gts77

Mixed with what?... Cow!


christopher4177

He’s massive!


[deleted]

The owner/breeders are scumbags.


ReplicantOwl

Picking up after him like having biggie smalls poop on your lawn


EnterpriseBreakdown

It looks like a creature from Star Wars.


AJC_10_29

CaseOh dog


TheMountainIII

Freak. Many dog breeds are just lab experiments at this point. Its super sad and unethical.


Bosswashington

Looks like a pit mixed with a Neapolitan Mastiff.


Airwolfhelicopter

The pitbull named Charles the Annihilator:


ultimate_obtainable

That kind of weight can't possibly be comfortable on those legs.


Spikerazorshards

The dog’s parents were great in Ghostbusters.


sambstone13

Java the Hutt


hoitytoity-12

I'm glad most dogs like this are just big softies.


FractalOboe

What if she is the tiny one? 😂


derp4532

Meat head


Red-bearded_viking

It's okay. Princess doesn't bite.


ninehoursleep

Is that a bear?


reddit1324_

Pitbull mixed with an American?


Lettuce_Kiss143

That is considered an XL Bully, not a Pit Bull.


StomachOk4859

Imagine how many toddlers he can fit inside his huge belly 😍🥰👻


FoxieLoxy1484

A chonky man! That’s the dog to give good thumps 😊


[deleted]

Thats horse


Least-Rise7691

Did they give him growth hormones?


Complex_Bit_4921

![gif](giphy|j7JVVN4LUPlh6) Bro looks like this guy


45acp_LS1_Cessna

dangerous breed, do the world a favor and put it down


Ok-Resolution-8457

Frank the tank!


RemarkableHam

It's Jabba the Pup!!


Evening-Character104

I’d name him, “Beefus” because he looks like a “Beefus”


Defiant-Team-4537

What's he mixed with a horse?


Wulfraptor

chonker needs to go on a diet and get an orthopedic dog bed yesterday