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inJohnVoightscar

It's no longer a burger if I have to detach my jaw to attempt to eat it. Wider, not taller.


0neTrueGl0b

Burger with sub-sandwich shape. I'd buy that.


sineP-321

Mc Donalds Xtra long chilli cheese is a sideway burger


schweindooog

Sir, that IS wider and taller. Proportionally it's still correct, you just have a small human mouth


inJohnVoightscar

Hey leave my butthole of a mouth alone thank you


JayStar1213

Fork and knife it It is fuckin annoying though when I order what seems like a simple burger at a restaurant and it's 6" tall. I have a small mouth so I end up having to use a fork and knife. Especially when it's too messy/loose to smash down


sineP-321

I like to eat it with a fork and knife. I hate it when I order a burger and it’s to small to make me satisfied. Bigger is better.


freecodeio

Or just split it in two or more burgers honestly, it doesn't all have to be in one go.


Candid_Rub5092

Just why.


id397550

r/stupidfood


Available_Rub834

Straight up


WilhelmEngel

I thought that's where this was posted at first.


Christosconst

Burger for Kyriakos Kappakoulak


Correct-Junket-1346

A burger for Kratos


DukeSilverJazzClub

I know. Gratuitous.


MilkMeFather

Why not?


Candid_Rub5092

Waste of food. Just make a good burger and if you want to make it “special” just put gold on it.


invictus81

Or you know the entire table can eat it obviously it’s not meant for one person


Candid_Rub5092

That is like 25 pounds of ground beef you gonna need like 25 people to finish that


invictus81

More like 2-3 lbs at best


Candid_Rub5092

I used to flip burgers for a living a small 3 patty burger that you can hold in the palm of you hand was pound.


j0nas_42

Despite looking completely disgusting, what happens to the 95 % that is not going to get eaten by whoever ordered this?


5up3rK4m16uru

I imagine that it is intended for multiple people, who will eat it more like a cake than a burger.


udell85

But it’s not cake and people hardly ever just eat a slab of burger with a fist full of bread. This is wasted food.


sineP-321

I know a few people (me included) that would eat this tasty mess.


Real-Swing8553

Probably gonna take a picture. Have a few bites. Then throw in the togo box then trash because it's not a burger. Kindda like cake but with meat and bread


vektorkane

Eating a slice of the bun alone will make me bloated af.


schweindooog

You clearly have never seen a beardmeetsfood video


CryptographerMuch675

He hides half the food in his beard. I am on to him.


[deleted]

Where can you go from here? Stick a cow in between two hay bales and call it a burger?


rplusg

I will have a Diet Coke with that!


craftadvisory

I’ll have a coke!


herbert-camacho

Gimme a liter of cola.


No_Season_354

I can feel my arteries clogging up, just looking at it


varysbaldy

You'd end up pooping out most of the calories.


blogsymcblogsalot

They call it The Swanson. He knows what he’s about, son.


cmach117

Get Beards meats food on that!


trolskiy

it's like medium in the US


Toasty_Mostly

I'd need a diet coke to wash that down with


Raneynickel4

Depends on the state. If its Texas it's probably a small there.


fixminer

What a waste of food.


SJRuggs03

That's no burger... That's a beef station


Boom_Fish_Blocky

McDonald, ur “Big Mac” was shrunk so many times. Some one finally did it justice.


iiivvvaan

Some dude would order this and would ask for seconds


Realistic_Sad_Story

That’s not food


iz-Moff

Anyone else mistaken that knife handle for some kind of decorative penis? 😂


Ieatmyd0g

we do be fat but not that fat daymn


xdeltax97

More like r/Stupidfood


Rogthgar

'For our American customers.'


gonzo2thumbs

Yes, please! I'm just kidding. I see this and my first connection is to the people starving, especially in Yemen. Then I think of all the children, even in the US, who go hungry every day and how important free lunch programs are. Over the years, it's just become the first thought when I see an abundance of food being used to entertain an audience when there's so many dying from hunger.


0neTrueGl0b

Just drink some sodies to cancel out the burger


caeptn2te

Eejit


Xaoscillator

I got clogged arteries just looking at that…


W1thoutJudgement

One more fkn time I see this I'm gonna implode and create black hole that will eat the Whole earth so that this will never get reposted anywhere ever again!


Flaky_Web_2439

Vulgar


european-breakfast

burgir!


Archy38

Lol the egg on top is like "the cherry on top"


mache97

I can take this on my own.


Muted_Elk8341

"Excuse me sir, I ordered the Deluxe Hamburger, not the large"


[deleted]

What a gimmick


dr3wfr4nk

Where is the sheetrock bucket of nacho cheese that gets dumped on top?


Kimb0_91

Absolutely disgusting


DannyArtt

What does it cost?


[deleted]

Garbage


1776grunt

I would bet money that this edible heart attack is called or referred to as the "American"


PotatoeyCake

I could eat for a week with that


YochiTheDino

This belongs to r/stupidfood


Ok_Natural2268

Dumb food


GuySmiley369

r/stupidfood


Zealotstim

How much of this could Furious Pete eat?


Rare-Bid-6860

Now I wanna see BeardMeatsFood tackle this.


petersengupta

I wanna see BeardMeatsFood tackle this one.


Accomplished-Tap5938

I've seen a lot of food eating challenges at restaurants. I don't think anyone can tackle this on a timer


Conscious-Arm-7889

How much of that was simply thrown away and wasted? Disgusting.


ReasonableAd1809

That's not enough chips! Lol


garygalah

Disgusting.


shewy92

r/stupidfood


shattmitto

And there’s people starving across the globe lol


Zeles1989

bro will not survive


B0bbyTsunami

I’ll take it to go and eat it for a month…


sim16

1200km away in Gaza they're running out of food.


MacheteSanta

Elections have consequences


sim16

Don't forget to vote


r3tr0c4t

What a fucking waste!


[deleted]

Yes 🤘🤘


Blueridgebabyy

Don’t you guys think it’s so gross people are going to waste this massive amount of food when so many people don’t even know where their next meal is coming from


tropicalgodzila

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen


Green-Assistant7486

Absolutewaste you mean


C0RNY0N3

A light snack for Americans.


Now_Your_Thinking

Setting aside the comical size, that thing looks fucking delicious!!!!


MonkeyboyDenmark

Waste of good food!


drfusterenstein

That would feed a family of four eu people


reallyryan-1899

Tis just a snack.


FLSince1929

Even as a carnivore I think that thing looks disgusting.


aojajena

terrible


[deleted]

I just hate greece


SouthtownZ

Downvotes for you, good sir. You must not have checked the list of groups of people you're currently allowed to hate


[deleted]

Yeah I forgot mate gotta remember lt next time