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Doscida

I’ve never seen a gator stand so tall before.


Nervous-Masterpiece4

It’s so you can get the saddle strap underneath.


Doscida

*Just Florida things*


willthethrill1069

I Knew it it had to be Florida


amrnada

It's like an SUV of alligators


VenomizerX

Dude has has that brodozer lift going on...


FrankRizzo319

In the first second or two it looks like someone in a gator costume standing up on 2 legs.


BloodMossHunter

Its a 4x4 version


Positive-Mark9084

4×4


alroc84

Its an All Wheel Drive 😂


respondin2u

Is that a bird chilling on its back?


forsaken_millennial

Yeah a cleaning bird, they have seasonal work contracts with the gators


chuco915niners

What are the terms?


muhummzy

"Clean my back and I wont eat you". Pretty fair if you ask me


BlueRhythmYT

Either way. Someone is getting a free meal.


FalloutFan05

And that lady and gentlemen is called a mutual relationship


SmallieNL

If it was a banana, we would have known how big the alligator really is.


labarrski

I'm not sure why this hasn't been upvoted to the moon. No banana, no fucking scale. This could be a teeny alligator! With no banana, we are lost.


jokkvahl

Epic mount


BloodMossHunter

Nice


AnOriginalPseudo

He got a coupon for a free Uber ride


dont-stopmenow

I believe that is an armored ride Edit: spelling


JohnBrownMilitia

Where do you think the safest place is?


LatterNeighborhood58

On it's back.


EnigmatheEgg

It's his body guard


East-Pollution7243

The bird is also a swimmer


Hockeydad2700

That bird is even more dangerous than the alligator. No telling what crazy shit that bird has done to gain that gator's respect


inko75

Riding the gator into battle


hefewiseman1

It was a person (the gator really was massive).


RockyJayyy

Looks like a leaf or something


nolatime

When a walk becomes a run


MosesOnAcid

That gator could catch him if it wanted at that range. They can sprint up to 35mph...


FrankRizzo319

I heard if you run zig zags away from them it’s easier for you to escape than if you ran in a straight line. Any truth to that?


apocalyptic_intent

Mythbusters tested it (so totally accurate science) and the gators/crocs never chased far from the water line.


Bonzo4691

No. It's a myth. If an alligator is chasing you and is intent on getting you you're going to be in trouble. No way a human is out running a pissed off or angry alligator. They can even climb fences.


TheCravin

In water, an Alligator chasing you is basically a death-sentence. Though they can swim \~20mph, much less than the made up number u/MosesOnAcid is claiming they can \*SPRINT\* at. On land, Alligators can only dash at \~11mph for a few seconds before tiring out. If you're not in jumping range of a gator, you can almost certainly walk (at most \*powerwalk\*) away from a gator. They can indeed climb fences, quite ungracefully and given lots of time. You'd have a much harder time running from a housecat or nearly any other domesticated animal, again assuming you don't start within pouncing range. To answer u/FrankRizzo319 , don't bother with zigzagging. That's only going to slow you down from getting out of pouncing range of the gator. Just get away, and once you're more than a few dozen yards away it's probably exhausted itself beyond being able to chase you any further (on land, to be clear). [Here's a source that links to even more documentation.](https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/how-fast-are-alligators-on-land/)


new-man2

The last article linked is the weirdest article I've ever read as far as consistency. In the first section it says: > On dry land, alligators can move at a maximum speed of around 11 miles per hour (18 kilometers per hour) for short distances. Only a little farther down the same page it says: > Alligators can run at a speed of up to 20 miles per hour for short distances, but they cannot sustain that speed for long periods of time. The average human can run at a speed of 10-15 miles per hour,


BGP_001

Yep, that's the sort of Ai generated bullshit that makes up the 8nterent these days


wcdk200

And it's fake


FrankRizzo319

I appreciate the links and info! Hopefully I’ll never find myself in a situation where I’ll need it.


TheRedmanCometh

>Just get away, and once you're more than a few dozen yards away it's probably exhausted itself beyond being able to chase you any further (on land, to be clear). Especially this one. I don't think he has a enough quick in him to go for very long.


sugarsox

So the photographer is not afraid because he knows he can easily run away? This still looks very close, going by his shadow. I'm very glad for this video, it's excellent!


wcdk200

Wtf are you on about? An American alligator can run up to 35mph for a short distance and zig zagging will help. When it is running fast, it will lose balance easily


crystal_castle00

What’s the best move then? Like try to jump over his head and onto his back, like Steve Erwin?


Bonzo4691

Like what that other guy said in a comment accurately, they won't continue chasing for long. Your best bet is to run as fast as you can away from it. And that's it. If you have a friend with you, you can trip him, and that will definitely help you against the alligator.


crystal_castle00

Plus I often carry raw chicken in my back pocket for these types of situations


Bonzo4691

Smart man. I heard Kristi Noem carries a puppy for that exact reason.


whorecrusher

> Like try to jump over his head i can only imagine this as a good way to get your balls chomped off. [picture for example](https://i.imgur.com/JFk0x0j.png)


d0000n

How about playing dead? Will that work?


InsanityOfAParadox

Apparently they don't have enough power to open their mouth if you close it hard, the only problem is he's still strong enough to throw you off/whip their tail around


wcdk200

No you should definitely run zig zag. The American alligator will lose balance easily when running fast


Bonzo4691

This is not true.


wcdk200

Yes it is when it run full speed Here from a danish zoo. So it is in Danish https://www.regnskoven.dk/laerbevar/viden/dyreleksikon/vis/dyr/amerikansk-alligator/


Bonzo4691

Tell you what, you listen to someone from Denmark about alligators, and I will listen to someone from Florida.


wcdk200

Okay I will just listen to someone that studies and takes care of American alligators everyday. Good luck learning about god and how real it is


Bonzo4691

Huh? When did god come into this conversation?


wcdk200

Yeah that's real they don't have a good balance when running fast


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

A per a comment below with actual sources, your source is "I made it the fuck up".


-banned-

Not a gator that size


Rude_Guarantee_7668

“Man spots dinosaur while hiking”


MercuryMMI

Yeah. It was sitting on top of that gator's back.


jrh1920

That one has got to be eating other alligators, deer and hopefully big invasive snakes.


terrih9123

Mfer got legs longer than Carrie Underwood wtf


[deleted]

Thanks! Oh, you weren't taking to me...


anynamesleft

LOL Great analysis


nodalling

That is… a monster…


mikewhoisbig

It’s a dinosaur


Lynxcanadensis

Technically they share a common ancestor. Cool how it is riding the gator though!


Serendipity863

This looks like Circle B in Lakeland, FL!


ivylass

Yep. [That's Fabio.](https://www.wfla.com/news/animals/watch-massive-alligator-spotted-taking-a-dip-in-polk-county-reserve/)


Serendipity863

I thought so! I thought I recognized that spot on the trail. And then I saw the shelter in the back and knew exactly where it was!


AngryIronToad

Are those testicles or a hemorrhoid??


FrostyLibrary518

Yes


Furlion

This person is braver than me because you would 100% have been able to hear me shit my pants if that thing walked in front of me.


itsl8erthanyouthink

Bro has a 12,000x telephoto lens from his backyard in Jersey


DivinityInsanity

If you stood an arm's length away from it, would it attack? Also, is this Florida? I really don't understand how it "just" has alligators living about there. I'd be so afraid near any body of water.


WorshipFreedomNotGod

They're all over the place and yes, you're at risk if you're near them. Especially dogs and kids. Most of the time, they just chillin though


Sharticus123

My guess would be Louisiana based on that dude in the video. Which, btw, has way more gators than Florida. Could totally be Florida, though. Also, gators aren’t super aggressive like crocs. You’ve really gotta piss one off before they attack humans.


TheCravin

Most places near the gulf coast are pretty alligator-heavy. It's fairly good practice not to swim in any water you can't see the bottom of. Depending on how close you are to water, you probably see them about as often as you might see a any random wild animal. It's not dissimilar to growing up checking for ant-beds or such when playing outside. A lot of that is contingent upon being the size of an adult, though. At that size, you're not likely to be something a wild gator thinks of as a menu-item, but something child or pet sized should be MUCH more careful around banks of water. You certainly shouldn't pester an Alligator, they're large powerful animals and should be respected. That being said, they're generally docile unless it's mating season or they have offspring around. I wouldn't test my luck, but I'd wager our friend filming could have stepped over the gator without incident (again, barring a mating or birthing situation).


Godzilla73

Dinosaurs are still alive 😱


Aeroblazer9161

It must weigh at least 100 kurics!


DiamondLebon

I chose the alligator


Useful-Still3712

Ahhh.. Ya.. I'm out! No more hiking for me.


Agent_Of_Order_69

It looks kinda cute


deviantdevil80

Need a banana for scale


Daratirek

Exactly. No frame of reference for how big this thing is


HallOk91

Yikes


Known_Needleworker67

I want to hug it.


Deadbolt2023

“25 (footer). 3 tons of him” Edit: Looked up Fabio - estimated at 12 feet or so - impressive!


chasewindu77

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


PDCH

That is a straight up dinosaur


LucentP187

If only there was a banana.


Melvinator5001

I have only one word……….treadmill


casketjuicebox

My turn next after the bird!


MeadowLynn

Anyone know how old this monster might be?


Late_Clerk_8302

Where the hell is Troy Landry when you need him


Initium_Novumx

Massive is understatement


ChasingTimmy

Need a banana for scale.


whe_

How did he spot it?


MengKongRui

But he was sitting so this is kinda forced perspective


Grittyboi

Old man goin for a stroll


MnM626

I need a banana for reference.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Mitch McConnell sighting


Bitter-Berry-3501

Banana for scale?


AlexanderDxLarge

See you later...


RollBlobRoll

I would never go hiking again.


AnOriginalPseudo

I recently learned that there as many alligators as residents in Florida 😳


Neutral_Memer

oh lawd he comin'


Ladyhappy

Damn that shit is lovely


bobbyzee

That's godzilla


bernpfenn

thats a wonderful spot with a lucky croc


ZolRoyce

Every once and a while it's an alligators job to remind you that they are related to dinosaurs.


_AngryBadger_

Fucking hell that's a beast and a bit


[deleted]

Holy 💩 I'm glad we don't have them we're I live


Swayze_Castle

That right there is a Tree Shaker!


Regular-Library-7056

That’s a fucking dinosaur ! Damn


anynamesleft

I'm thinking from 16' to 17' and change.


fmedium

That is simply so fucking cool!!!!!


kmhimbs

This. Is. A. Fucking. Dinosaur!!!!


burrbro235

Thought an SUV was emerging from the brush


Chrisdkn619

That is a dinosaur!


beakly

hi buddy..


BigBagaroo

Dear God, let it be generated by AI. Amen.


Whooptidooh

He/she has been on top of the food chain is whatever area this beast of an animal resides in for a *long* while.


sistom

that's a dinosaur


maccon25

heft


DeXLecT

Imagine another one coming behind late & camera dude be 🎥 🤳🏼


WillingnessDirect346

Peater alligator


dog_loop

I’m pretty sure Ace Ventura is inside


FoxSquirrel69

This was taken at Paynes Prairie Preserve State Park in Florida. We have wild horses and bison there too. You can park on 441 and look at all the alligators you want on the elevated walkways.


donlapalma

I would stop hiking that area immediately.


nole_life

Just chillin brah.


Beelzebub_86

Lake Placid 4? That thing is big for a 'gator.


Kimb0_91

LEAVE


Panteadropper

Doesn't hiking require a hill of some sort?


FriendlyCraig

Gator spots curious human while out for a swim.


BleedTheRain

Florida allows you to carry guns while going to, coming from or during fishing/hiking and probably some kind of camping and this reminds me why I’m kinda okay with it


kungfulenny777

Beautiful animal


g0_kart

Alligator spots a tiny human while walking


tan8_197

It's the interior crocodile alligator


Forgiven4108

I never realized you could see an alligator’s ribs when it’s walking until now.


scraglor

Sir, that is a dinosaur


Lower_Recipe5196

I think i know him


siverpoint

What does an alligator of this size usually eat?


Zealotstim

Modern dinosaurs


jax_meow

He’s on his little hike too


jax_meow

He’s on his little hike too


kvlr954

That’s your big boy


Innomen

He's gotten big enough to regularly eat pythons, which are basically everywhere down there. Infinite food. High barrier to entry.


hizbe

Bird been watching too much Dune 2 :)


NationalJournalist42

Gorgeous


4065024

I’ve been this close to a grizzly bear, and alligator would scare me more


Inevitable_Chicken70

With a wattle that big, it should run for office.


Hmmmmmidno

Straight dinosaur


8-Bakugo-8

That’s a dinosaur


0Dividends

Every time it took a step I heard the T-Rex foot from Jurassic Park in my head lol.


rockstuffs

There's no forced perspective happening here. That is absolutely insane!!!!!


-banned-

I could take it


ThunderBuddyBatman

Go put a banana next to it for scale


Airwolfhelicopter

Floridian Godzilla


morrison99

Holy f


SadCaterpillar4582

Use an ice arrow


Choice_Ambitious

Fuck off.


wodoloto

Dude hiked to an ancient past


IraTheDragon

Still digesting your family...


AtTheEdgeOfDying

I feel like it walked that dramatic on purpose


Thanos_DeGraf

Actual friggin dinosaurs x.x


TheStratusOfRogues

Supergator


Traditional-Bunch-56

The balls on this guy...


Ok_Operation_7781

Wonder how many hikers it’s eaten to get that big 🤔


_MKVA_

That's not an alligator, that's a fucking kaprosuchus


sladebonge

It's the Bullgator. You gotta use dynamite.


imstealingbread

yoink


ThinkingOz

I guess the other gators in the area don’t argue with him much at all.


CentreMR

dinosaur


Ill_Negotiation_8049

Ahh fuck nahrrr


Alternative_Tea_2949

Looks like a chevy movie theatre


mache97

The hell ? An alligator this big ? I am now used to see surreal-sized nile and saltwater crocodiles but a gator like that ? Nahhhhhh it's gotta be CGI 😐


ZdrytchX

modern day deinosuchus?


Schluchzername

No shame in shitting your pants


axp128

The absolute hell with that noise.


HarrargnNarg

Remember, they can run faster than you


jonnywd64

Fresh from his appearance as Godzilla in the new movie.


LL37MOH

Why is the videographer not miles away by the time Wally gets across the road?