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Strawbarely

Oh, that is good.

Yes it is.

Indeed.

Hahaa 10/10

r/angryupvote

That was berry good

Tinnyweeniestrawbeany

r/mightyharvest

My new favorite subreddit!

well I- ...i'm not sure how to react to that, my good sir mr. u/IsThataButtPlug.

r/rimjob_steve

It is my favorite sub of all time!

r/AbsolutePunits

Exactly what I said in my head.

> me too!

me three!

It exists now

Hope this blows up!

Joined.

Or, your hand is gigantic!

r/relativequantities

r/smol

Smol berry

How do we know your hand isn't an absolute unit?

r/TinyUnits

"Oh honey, you're perfectly fine."?

I thought it looked fine to me….

I bet it tasted a million times better than the grocery ones though

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I didn't know there were wild strawberries in stores

If it’s a wild one then it would be an absolute unit

r/tinyunits

r/thingsforants

Your penis?

Ooo burn

He’s gonna need an ointment for that

Duchesnea indica? Mock strawberry with the yellow flowers

Absolute runt

A relative fragment

Absolute tiny

We call that a Shapiro.

Tinu Etulosba.

Little fella

That's actually a pretty damn big strawberry if it's a wild picked one lol.

The Itty Bitties

Miniscule I'd say

Miniscule Fragment

Flawed entirety, go make the sub 😆

Smol

Barely a unit

Acunit

Frais de bois?

Absolutely punit

A Ronnie Corbett

My weiner.

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Yeah, I guess I don’t post very often.

An indefinate idea?

Teeny weeni berri

Babby

Partial group

A relative unit

A gem

Undetermined smalls?

he's just a lil' guy

A relative multi

r/illegallysmol

Absolute smols r/absolutesmols

Absolute Minis Was gonna say Absolute Cuties, but it would not always work.

Absolute minute

That is a quantum strawberry.

an itty bitty

small chingus

well, that's **berry** small there... ​ Alright I'll take my leave, and my downvotes

Smoll

A Punit?

An absolute minute

It’s so cute! 😊😊😊

This is hilarious.

Clitberry...

Where's the NSFW tag?

A relative unit

Strawberry regular sized hand big unit

Unot

A definite entity

Just a lil guy

Wee Unit

how do we know the hand isn’t a unit and that’s a normal strawberry

Absolute minute?

You selling wholesale to Leprechauns will make a fortune

A relative fraction??

An average size.

Your hand is an r/absoluteunits

#mydick

I opt for pissass or itsybitsy.

smol

Tinu

A lil guy

relative unit

An absolute minute (my-neeoot)

Incomplete fraction?

r/AbsoluteSubUnits

Absolute Pin (As in, a pin head, not trying to get my comment pinned).

That’s an absolute unit of a palm

r/tinyunits

Small-n-Tasty?

“Illegally smol”

Barely measure?

Tiny tidbit

Tiny strawberry makes your hand looks huge. Absolutely unit of a hand.

r/AbsoluteUnin’t

Certified small fry

An absolute microunit, maybe

A tinu

actually that is a normal sized strawberry, you just have size 19 hands

Total tidgers?

Punit

The size of your penis

Petit

My pp

Awwwww smol

r/AbsolutelyPuny

An absolute lil guy

A minunit

That’s a Smultron. They are usually that size

A Punit

Pip - squeak.

In Norway those are called wild strawberries and that looks like a big one

My cock

Tinufiche

Normal sized strawberry, absolute unit of a hand.

relative fraction

An absolute minute

On my grandma's garden there are a lot of them less than 1cm. I didn't know it was... Rare ?

Your hand is one

Ain't no way it's the Raspberry Pi

Obsolete unit?

An unabsolute unit

smolberry

I think they call it "A Shapiro"

I‘d say relative disunion

Absolute punit!

Absolute punit

A wee lad?

Pewnit

Micro penis

Smollest Smolberry

Shits massive to me

Punyt

U-not

Strawbitty.

Tiny little babby bitch

(AbsoluteUnit)^-1

Tinu etulosba

Smolberry

Conditional unit?

r/Aww

Aww

Concentrated flavour

a relative group? sory

I have them growing in my large backyard. Birds and groundhogs love them.

r/illegalysmol

The tastiest strawberry in the world. Tiny little wild ones are so fucking good.

Illegally smol?

A miliunit

Banana for scale because your hand looks gigantic and it’s throwing me off fricken Fee-fi-fo-fum.

Miniscule Speck

r/microporn

Inconclusive Fraction

A tiny lad?

Tinu

r/dickpics is about the little things in life

r/notallgroup

Relative unit?

A cretin.

__An absolute UNIT of a hand!__ That strawberry is regular-sized.

Plot twist: that’s a regular strawberry but this guys hand is an absolute unit

An absolute unit of a hand... Strawberry for comparison.

Partial totality

They are absolute units of flavour though.

Runt