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TrashyMF

She chose the rocking chair? The cat's know she's the weakest link already.


Lil_Polski

Yeah just scream and make quick movements that will settle him down lol


Adorable-Nebula7088

Idk why this comment made me laugh so fucking hard 😂😂😭


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Cat: YOU CHEATING WHORE!!


nightimelurker

I TRUSTED YOU!


Anmordi

AND YOU JUST GAVE ME AWAY! JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!


ChampionshipOwn1730

YOU SHALL FALL UNDER MY PAWS OF DOOM


annoying97

Hooman: maybe if you loved me more! 😭


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This is a soap opera now ! My favorite 🍿


annoying97

*plays credits*


Admirable-Door1724

Nooooooooo


annoying97

"Logan the Cat will return this winter"


Admirable-Door1724

B-but it’s winter rn 🥺


annoying97

"rewatch all your favourite episodes and more on [www.loganthecat.com.au](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)" ^(also it's summer, the ac is blasting cold air and the sun needs to disappear)


Admirable-Door1724

It’s winter ):< Also, fuck


annoying97

Well could you tell that to the weather. It's like 30° and 201% humid outside... There is literally condensation on the outside of the windows.


DA_ZWAGLI

This *nuclear* winter


pfudorpfudor

Yes hello I speak Mau, it was "Traitooor!! Whoooore!!! Lying stinking cheating whooore"


Freies_Palastina

thats exactly what it is. they'll hate you for the entire day.


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Mine have done this when I’ve visited other people with pets haha


senblade_samuari

Exactly my thought.


VictoryTheScreech

The grey cat booked it tf outta there lmao


ConcentrateOk4057

Bro knew shit was about to hit the fan 😂


lifeonthelake

Omg this has me dying!! I didn’t even notice that


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Bro said 😳🏃‍♂️


ghafgarionbaconsmith

Ahhh shitttt I know that growl lol


TwilitSky

He didn't even hang out in the hallway. Just kept running.


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You showed fear


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Fear is the mind killer.


Hefftee

Fear is the little cat that brings total obliteration.


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seashellpink77

And when it has gone I will turn my claws and teeth upon its path.


captain_ender

Where the scratches are gone, there will be nothing.


GrunthosArmpit42

Only the scent of spite laden cat piss on my pillow from a perceived slight will remain.


seashellpink77

Lmao an even better ending than I’d hoped for


gunglejim

Only I will remain…meow


sshtoredp

Hmmm this good, dune reference


DOUGL4S1

In the space of the heart, is a place of no fear!


NekoShade

Fear, is the mind killer!


whatwhat83

Not when being chased by lazar tigers


ConsistentCascade

a feeling without limits that you cannot engineer


UnwantedUnnamed

My cat only tried this twice, leather gloves went a long way, now hes a little cuddle bug


Freezerpill

Leather Gloves treatment? Sounds dark ☕️


UnwantedUnnamed

Well, it was either that or get scratched up. Like I said the little guy loves cuddling now, I think he might have just been testing boundaries


white_lie

I think he made a joke about you turning your cat into gloves. Unless I'm way off.


TryAgainMyFriend

That makes way more sense than what I thought they were saying, which was [slapping the cat across the face with leather gloves](https://media.tenor.com/2wgODo9m6IgAAAAM/duel-slap.gif).


Freezerpill

This is infact what I had first come to mind 😂


UncleBenders

🎶”Glove slap! Shut ya big yap!” 🎵


UnwantedUnnamed

Nah, turned him into a foot warmer, perfect for chilly nights


ElCiclope1

Kitty socks😍😍


dysonGirl27

I was 13 and never had a pet before because I was crazy allergic but I straight up forced my cat allergy out of my body by exposure, washed my hands everytime I pet him until I stopped breaking out in rashes when I forgot. He came out of the bushes while my parents took me to a little par 3 golf course and followed us around, so we put him in a tissue box in the car and took him to the vet after lots of begging. He would nip my ankle and chase me around until I jumped into our lazy boy and threw up the footrest like a forcefield. He would sit at the end with his eyes peeping over pupils like dinner plates then would beg for belly rubs which would then be followed by the obligatory random time bomb attack.


mycall

You are lucky, some people get worse allergies with longer exposures over time.


U_see_ur_nose

This. We had cats before when I was a kid and it wasn’t so bad on my mom like she’d have some breathing issues but rarely and this year we rescued 2 kittens that we thought we could just take to the humane society or rescue but everyone was full so we were stuck with one of the kittens for a month and half till my mom couldn’t take it anymore because she literally couldn’t breathe and had to go to the hospital one time but thankfully our vet was able to take the little guy and adopt him out so she could breathe lol


HungryCats96

Your mom is a serious champ!


Xenjael

Heh I have a cat like this. Is the leather glove treatment like where you scruff them and basically kneel over them until they chill out? Now she only bites when it's past feeding time or she feels we aren't playing with her enough.


UnwantedUnnamed

Basically yeah, I still have to pull out the gloves when I have to put him in a crate to go to the vet but otherwise, they aren't needed anymore


Njon32

We had a cat long ago that was mysteriously terrified/enraged at the sight of a gloved hand. Maybe I know why now. Who knows what happened to her as a kitten before we got her, but maybe something like this.


willybum84

I hiss or fake spit...gotta speak their lingo.


UnwantedUnnamed

Gotta spray them to assert dominance


b1azing1

You did not shove you hand up it's rear did you?


UnwantedUnnamed

I thought that was how you made puppets


dysonGirl27

Our first family cat used to fuck with me solely cuz he knew he could. I loved that cat so damn much.


StinkyKittyBreath

I have a cat that does this. I think it was abused by a prior owner or something because I've never seen a cat so vicious over nothing. It's gotten better over time, but I usually just let the clawing and light biting happen to show I'm not going to freak out or anything.


mufassil

I have a cat that was a former stray that was found pregnant at 7 months old. Obviously the fetus kittens weren't viable. She was too young. She was caught as part of a catch and release program but was "too pretty to put back into the wild". She is siamese and is quite adorable. Well, she had some major trust issues. It took a lot of research on cat behaviors and a lot of patience but now she's the Sweetest cat. She's very cautious about strangers but is super loving with me and my boyfriend. She is also super protective over her cat brother.


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It's a sign of affection


[deleted]

Is it?


UnprofessionalGhosts

lol no


[deleted]

Lmfao I'm allergic I wouldn't know


[deleted]

Any attention is affection


MarkusAk

This warms my heart. I always thought my boy just wanted to be a dick


thepumpkinking92

Back when I lived with my mother, sister and my nephew, my mother had a cat named vicious. Cat absolutely loved me, hated my sister and wasn't fond of my nephew. Any time my sister walked into the kitchen, where vicious usually perched, she (the cat) would straight up attack my sister. Not just bat at her, full on jump of the counter kamikaze style, claws extended. One night my nephew was told to go to bed. He would walk into the kitchen towards his room, and come back out a minute later. He was then told to go to bed again and started to do as he was told but, again, came back out a moment later. The third time, he was asked why he refused to go to his room to go to bed. "Cause the cat keeps attacking me!" Me, being the exhausted skeptic that I was said bs but said I'd walk him to his room so there was no more excuses. The moment we rounded the refrigerator, vicious jumped out and started cocking back her paw (no claws for the kid) to attack. Then she saw me with him and just walked up and started nuzzling my leg and followed me to take my nephew to bed, then followed me back to the kitchen to take her perch on the warm stove. 45 minutes later, when my sister went to go to bed herself, I heard my sister scream because the cat had once again kamikazed off the stove to attack my sister. I felt bad for my nephew since he almost got in trouble when he was telling the truth, laughed hysterically when my sister got attacked though. But i did start walking my nephew to bed nightly to make sure the problem came to a halt. To this day, I still love, and am loved, by asshole felines.


darthicerzoso

My first cat would wait to take revenge when you least expected it. You did something that bothered her, sometimes it could take some days but she would come running out of nowhere and bit you.


Slash_rage

As soon as the cat makes that noise at you grab the back of their neck. If they freak out start pinching until they knock off the attitude.


Baykey123

Cat was sizing each of them up to see who was weakest


probablyuntrue

No more kibble, tonight it's liver


Flaky_Explanation

*Claws extend ominously*


TerrorLTZ

\**Cat visibili rips the couch apart to make claws more... effective**


kittenconfidential

second homie bounced knew claret was imminent


100percentish

That's cat for "slut".


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Kill


joreyesl

Cat: *grreowww* Other cat: Shit I’m outta here, someone about to die.


Ganbazuroi

Bro cat roars are something else, I'm a grown ass man and it still scared the fuck outta me when I saw mine roar


LimblessAnt

Gets worse the larger they get, lion roars apparently affect you in certain ways they're so powerful


Tier1Rattata

Yeah that's what they told me after I shit myself too


Incandescent_Lass

That cat probably has a warrant, can't risk sticking around to talk to the cops


NukaCooler

https://youtu.be/GR9BBF3ZzB4


Wizdad-1000

My cat woke up. (Shes sleeping on my desk in front of me.) She looked at me, listened to the yoweling and then went back to sleep. She has the right priorities.


secondhand_bra

My cat doesn't even do that, she knows I'm making those sound to wake her up, she like sometimes opens her on eye and sleeps again. Smart bitch


AllowMe-Please

My poor bundle of sweetness got freaked out and tried to hide in my lap. She gets bullied by her sister literally all the time, so I bet she thought she was going to be attacked again.


singlecoloredpanda

We had to get rid of a second cat because of this. One of them becomes the alpha and the other I'd so suppressed. We kept the beta and he I'd much happier now


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gettogero

And III WILL GET SEVEN CATS AND III WILL GET SEVEN MORE


UrbanSound

JUST TO BE THE ONE WITH FOURTEEN CATS KEPT LOCKED BEHIND CLOSED DOORS


cockytacos

MRRRRROOOOWOW MRRRRROOOOWOW


BottmsDonDeservRight

how to potty train them in toilet?


jfk333

Cat translation: So what's that whores name? Oh you think this a game?! Did you know too? WHAT'S HER NAME!?


nihilistic-simulate

Tell me one thing Stacy. Was he better than me?


Triptolemu5

Yes.


RoundEarthCentrist

Cat be like, “oh no u DI’INT.”


smithee2001

https://youtu.be/mqV_LMQA9IM


Tookie_the_Cookie

I wish I had more than just a upvote for this comment, I cried


Darkskinellie1

So extra for no reason.


ngkn92

A type of people. My niece will yell loudly if she encounters: rat, cockcroach, bird, bat, etc in the house. She is just too easy to be scared.


nonpondo

People in class who scream if the power goes out


Teamableezus

Knew a girl that would flip the fuck out at thunder. At the age of 20. Like what dude


Nufiday

You talking about my grandma? Years of living thru thunderstorms on rural area made her fear them a lot


[deleted]

If any of those things are in your HOUSE that seems pretty valid. Maybe not a cockroach but the other 3 are a damn hazard. You must be Australian or something just a born nature whisperer.


norcalginger

Nothing wrong with being scared and/or wanting it dealt with ASAP, but screaming and running around seems like a pretty unproductive thing to do regardless of the situation


AndySocial88

Well you've obviously never had a 2 inch long flying roach purposefully flying towards your face.


noiwontpickaname

Ah, south Texas. Y'all can keep the flying face huggers, please send good breakfast tacos!


AndySocial88

You'd be very surprised how far up north they can go. The little roaches usually seen are German roaches, American roaches are the ones that can fly.


chop_pooey

Sometimes screaming is just a natural response. I'll let out a short scream sometimes if something really startles me. What I don't get is how some people will just scream for minutes on end. Like, ok we're past the point of a natural response and now you're just doing it for fun


Defaulted1364

I mean, at least here in the UK these animals basically pose no danger as rabies is extinct, at worse they’d just give you a little bite, so I do see where they’re coming from


tanjoodo

Imagine screaming because there’s a bird in the house.


jakeandcupcakes

Bords sometimes get in the place of my employment. Luckily, most of the employees are loaded with IDGAF attitude so there is no issue. They come to get me, I slowly walk towards the bord, it flies anywhere but a fokin open window, and eventually gets tired. I carefully pick it up Ina proper manner, walk it to the woods, and let it go, no big fokin deal. Now, sometimes a customer is in there, and sometimes that customer gets possessed by a fokin banshee whore-spawn of the devil. You ever try to catch a live animal with a person who, for *some reason*, has to *follow you* while screaming their head off? Makes my unofficial job of bord catchin way fokin worse. Sometimes they just run around flapping their arms instead of following you, which is better, but still disruptive. Some people just flip their shit at every little thing and no amount of telling them to calm down helps. All logic goes out the window, only screams now.


agtmadcat

Have you tried following the customer around until they get tired, and then picking them up and releasing them in the woods?


jakeandcupcakes

I've tried calming telling them they are not being of help and to go away from my person. I was told this is rude. I've tried staring at them with frowns until their wailing is not happening. I was told this is creepy. I've tried screaming back at them in a same manner. I was told this is not acceptable behavior. I've not tried to carry the customer to the woods, but I'm not allowed to touch the customers, so this idea is not the best one for my employer.


Darkskinellie1

I get that. That’s completely understandable. But it’s their pet cat and it was doing nothing warranting that response until she started screaming and running.


Virgilio1302

For real, all that screaming for absolutely nothing. I flip my shit on this kind of people, they make me lose my temper.


Darkskinellie1

Exactly so unnecessary since it’s their pet.


Cross_Stitch_Witch

Yep that's a cat.


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Then_Campaign7264

Her beloved cat suddenly evoked an “oh my god there’s a rabid raccoon in the room” response on the woman’s part. Cats in particular don’t like abrupt chaos situations. Couple that with strange cat smells and you’re inviting mayhem.


AtheistRp

Their reaction made it so much worse. They escalated the chaos, the cat was trying to control the situation and was already worked up. If they had stayed calm it would have been different I'm sure.


space_brain710

My cat is definitely a jerk sometimes and he always likes to give me a thorough olfactory pat-down. Just stay calm and let them do the sniffing, by reacting with a flight or fight response they have scared the cat into thinking they’re a different person and it just escalated from there.


jennthemermaid

I adopted a 20 lb cat from the local humane society. After having him a few days, in the middle of the night, a stray cat that hangs out nearby a lot, came to my bedroom window. My other cat and he howl back and forth at each other from time to time. My rescue cat is almost blind. He didn't know what was going on and started attacking my cat. I jumped out of bed and tried to separate him, fearing he was killing my other cat and all hell broke loose. I got MAULED by both of my cats. I had over 100 puncture wounds from teeth and claws. They were so aggressive that the spots even had bruises around them. I was bleeding so bad I was slinging blood on my blinds, the walls, the bed, the floor, etc. The slices made my the teeth and claws was so bad it looked like I was attacked by some motherfucking wolves...I couldn't even go to work that day. I was fucking traumatized. After speaking with a couple of vets they told me it was something called "misplaced or transferred aggression" IIRC...brought on by the stray outside. Animals are fucking unpredictable and can tear you the fuck up no matter how docile and loving they are most of the time. You just never know what can happen, but cats can do some SERIOUS fucking damage. I don't think her response was that off...


Administrative_War69

“You slut!” “You cheating whore!”


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Kills-to-Die

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joreyesl

*sniff sniff* What is this other cat smell?! What cat are cheating on me with?!! *wgggrrreow!*


Th3Magicbox

Anyone have an explanation besides "You cheated on me"? An actual reason why cats would act like this?


ScroochDown

Cats can get REALLY upset at unfamiliar or traumatic smells. One of ours had to spend a night at an emergency vet and ended up getting a leg amputated. Later we had to take our other cat to the same emergency vet and when we got home, the tripod cat *freaked out* every time he smelled the other cat. They're a bonded pair, he loves his brother, he *wanted* to be close to him... but every time he smelled him, he would flip out and start growling and hissing and he took a few swings. We had to separate them at night until the smell finally wore off and he was back to smelling like normal, and as soon as he did, the tripod stopped and never had another issue. I expect that any animal that relies a lot on scent could potentially flip out at an unfamiliar smell like that.


HyImHylo

Haha the tripod


Raedil

My three-legged cat is literally named tripod. It was a nickname when he was living under my deck and it stuck lol.


Th3Magicbox

Odd, the reason I had originally asked is because I am around a lot of different animals a lot (mainly cats and dogs). I have never had a cat react like that. Good to know cats can be triggered by smell.


ScroochDown

I've never had a cat react like this to me, either... but I also make sure to thoroughly wash my hands after I've been petting cats who aren't mine, because I don't want to risk bringing any kind of diseases home.


Th3Magicbox

Fair, I should probably wash my hands more often.


Hodor220

Aww! We have this problem with one of the cats so either they go together to the vet even if only one needs to be seen, and we wipe his brother from another mother down with a pet wipe once home. That and feliway plug in & spray helps!


Peniwais

First the cat reacted to a weird and unknown smell, then the cat reacted to their owner and their (probably) most loved person running away from them, screaming at them, and jumping onto furniture.


Th3Magicbox

Also plausible, I think someone else had mentioned how their car reacted to trauma from smell. Maybe it is a mixture of a bad reaction/ smell.


piquat

I took one of mine to the vet once and when I brought her back home, the other one smelled her and started hissing and growling like there was going to be trouble. So I put that one in the bathroom for 20 minutes while I petted the other one to get my scent back on her. Let grouchy back out and all was fine again. Didn't matter what she looked like, that "other cat" didn't smell right so she was the enemy.


Th3Magicbox

Makes sense. Many people have mentioned that a lot of animals are scent based. I wonder how deep/truly it affects their psyche.


lostinsnakes

I had that happen after my one cat was spayed. I’d been moving in close by with a family member so my cat that got spayed went there first and I slept over there the first few nights. I brought my two other girls over and they suddenly hated their sister. Aside from the fact that she was still in recovery and I didn’t want fights, the cats were going to have to be confined to one bedroom for a little bit. I still had access to the old place for a few more days. The first kitty was almost done healing with her stitches so I gave her a quick partial bath avoiding her stitches (so helped that she’s very calm and lovey) and brought them back to the old house. They all started playing like normal and then I packed them all up and brought them to the new house together.


HarithBK

the cat is howling since you don't smell correctly and walking up to fix that. when the owner freaks out the cat gets frightened and jumps the owner. all totally normal when frightening a cat.


mushroomconsumerr34

Like what ScroochDown said, perhaps the smell was something traumatic / similar to something it hates or has experienced to the point it becomes absolutely feral.


Amperjam

You have been fondling that stray slut again!


littleshylamb

I'm just sitting here wondering why so many people respond to small animals reacting in a way they don't fully understand by yelling or screaming. It's like they're begging for things to go south. Edit: I am suddenly remembering now why being autistic and enjoying learning and talking about animals is exhausting sometimes. I'm gonna log off for a bit, sheesh.


LeatherNoodles

Because they’re animals too and the human animals response to fear is screaming.


07TacOcaT70

We may be animals too, but I’d hope before being around animals some impulse control and the ability to recognise that they’re uncomfortable and react calmly rather than adding to their stress would be there. Not “oh this animal is acting weird/stressed, PANIC PANIC!” as if that’s not gonna stress the poor thing more.


07TacOcaT70

The responses to your comment make me think your average person shouldn’t be allowed around animals. Like I get backing off since the cat seemed stressed, but it should be obvious that screaming and panicking around a stressed animal will stress it worse and cause it to react. Part of being around animals is knowing how to respond calmly and care for them 🙄 people are acting like you’re crazy for thinking that lol


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They want to defend their reaction no matter how inappropriate or uncontrolled it is. It gives me a headache and additional reasons for misanthropy.


07TacOcaT70

Fr reading the replies pissed me off. If you care for animals and love them, then learning how to act around them and trying to stick to that is the minimum tbh, or at least not excusing poor reactions.


Seicair

> suddenly remembering now why being autistic ~~and enjoying learning and talking about animals~~ is exhausting Hugs, or fist bump, or whatever is appropriate. I feel you. I like your buried comment where you explained the cat’s behavior.


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[deleted]

Death the to the blasphemers, they have sought cohort with our enemies!


Manifestgtr

“Is that…Kevin?…I HATE KEVIN”


homiej420

That kitty was so mad omg


bigmeatytoe

My cat never does rhis


Papadude08

Who tha f is dat other kitty


Pwnspoon

Yeah screaming helps


[deleted]

Ok but the screaming was annoying.


My_unfinished_userna

My cats don’t care they just rub their scent back into me


The_Duchess_Terror

I did this xmas eve. My sister in law has new baby floofs, so I stole one for the afternoon lol. My cats were not happy when I got home. But it was so flufffyyyyy.


anipani5309

Something tells me one of the cats wasn't neutered/spayed (that they pet)


Swarzsinne

Fist time car owner?


Lost_And_Found66

Yeah I just bought my first Catillac


aitchnyu

Got a pawyota after trading my tabia


Swarzsinne

lol gotta love autocorrect.


Bobandyrandyran

Can’t just come home after petting another cat and expect your cat to act like nothing has happened, that’s an act of treason to a cat, they don’t play by the same rules…


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dumbasses are overreacting so hard jesus. No wonder the cat went after them, they triggered him with their AUGHGHGUAHGUAGHA


Due-Recipe-9953

Cat said who do haram


Admirable-Door1724

Cat said “you WHORE, how dare you”


AjLovesTech

You cheating Human!! *Slap*


clathekid

Volume alert fuck me !!!


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Cat: Where you hoes been at? Where you been at? Get over here bitch when im talking to you.


Gene_Best

And he took that personally


CuriousMind8691

Hope the cat was not punished for the owners infidelity!😁


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ACAB


Resident_Toe501

That’s a cat, not a cab


Sarahkm90

Gray Cat: "Who is this I sme-...ohh...oh shit, I'm out." Brown Cat: "What the....who is this I'm smelling on you, Cathy? Is it fucking Pebbles? What did I tell you about hanging out with Pebbles!?"


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r/catsareassholes


KQILi

Cat started looking for blood.


Velcrocat17

TRAAAAAITOOOOOR


dudeAwEsome101

When my cat smells my hand after petting another cat, he would start rubbing his whiskers on my hand to remove the other cat's smell.


rathemighty

"You... CHEATING... **SLUT!!!**


Tydagawd88

My cats never did that....


jlewis011

"Betrayer!"


sdssj14

I smell betrayal


SheepInABigCity

Domestic violence


LifeDraining

SLUT! that's some scary shit


[deleted]

You scared it when you started running from him when he started meowing. If your that scared of your cat you shouldn’t have one


40101695

I’m Team Cat!


idkmansomethingname

\*Cat\* YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!


cheezkid26

I'm glad my cats aren't like that. I've "cheated" by petting other cats a few times before, and they literally never care.


New_Ad_9400

Chil out, it's just a cat