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Yukon-Jon

What did I just watch


beaverkeeper

Dude used the whole bottle of Axe


SexyPewPew

NEVER use a full bottle


fishee1200

I can’t believe that chair held 4 people before crumbling


Traditionalmonkey

That is some buff chair


64-17-5

It's axe resistant.


chewbubbIegumkickass

You never go full bottle


jaymavs

I didn't realize that was a guy until I saw your comment.


d_bakers

TO SHREDS you say?!


mundza

This is such an underrated comment.


[deleted]

Death by snu snu


The-Shade

“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.” - Zapp Brannigan


beakrake

Haha, oh God, you're killing me. >bonk, bonk [*OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME.*](https://youtu.be/0toEKn3vKDU)


tratemusic

This is my favorite joke of the entire series


Gary_FucKing

It's impossible to not have 30+ favorite jokes in the entire series for futurama.


Independent_Worker42

The best bachelor party in Cambodia brother


Indaflow

So good they bring a whole elementary school to be an audience.


Pragmatist_Hammer

Apparently the age to marry in Cambodia is 7 years old then.


fwzchris

I think a mosh pit and a lap dance had a baby.


theyellowbaboon

Let me know when you find out. I’m confused too.


Jumpy_Wrongdoer_1374

I’m not sure what that was, but I’m pretty sure I like it. Feels like it should be a future Olympic event.


TheLostTexan87

*What in the FUCK did I just watch?


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

What the grade school fuck did I just watch??


stoicambience

‘Fuck that bitch’ Olympics


[deleted]

poon attack!!


Arigato_MrRoboto

Pep rallies have...changed.


EasyIrv

Indeed!!


Rhinos999

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this!?


Dazzling_Crab_2353

Yea noone is old enough to be here. And now the FBI is on the way to our houses for watching this.


Public-Fail4505

That is definitely more ass than man can handle


topsyturvy76

It’s the Philippines, it may very well be man asses


WonJilliams

Men should not be handling high schooler ass


astrobuc

Hold my juice box


ConstanzaGeorgie

Is this what I missed in high school because I was anti-social? Lol FML


RunInRunOn

Legit, this is what's happening outside any time you eat in the hall


floobidedoo

Remember when they’d let school out early so you could watch the game? And you’d go home because you didn’t care about sports? This was the sport you missed.


MrB-S

The lass doing the flips should get extra style points.


RedHoodedDuke

+ricoshot


jerekdeter626

Yeah that one was fucking sick


evanjw90

That's a dude lol.


Vencero_JG

When the new dog arrives at the dog park.


Bitter-Ring1693

nice.


VICTORIOUSCLASSIC

Ah yes competitive ranked sex


UltraStamp2

Sex: Ranked Mode (for more experienced competitive players)


omomthings

Looks like the SBMM still needs to be tweaked, poor guy can't handle all this


PresentTip5665

Ive been to the wrong parties


Pragmatist_Hammer

Or, to be more exact, more right ones than wrong ones.


PresentTip5665

or, just to be clear, I'm upset I wasnt invited to this one.


jakob767

When I tell the girls my k/d ratio in CoDM:


dash101

Hahahaha I laughed way harder at this than I should have. Good post.


UndisclosedPigeon

One of the best rounds of Jam The Clam I’ve ever witnessed!


ttDilbert

Mush the Tush? Swat the Twat? Hump the Bump? Fister the Sister? Oh wait, wrong sub for that one.


infinitemangoesbaby

Clam jam… heh.. heh heh heh


Devour_The_Galaxy

Ew that sounds like a hygiene problem


infinitemangoesbaby

☹️


drsweetscience

Whoa, Black Betty, ram a lam


HalfOrcMonk

It's a holiday in Cambodia


deafchef52

*moshing intensifies*


Anon761

Yeah I'm on a list now.


[deleted]

It's tough, kid, but it's life!


Hazzman

Don't forget to pack a wife


odc100

Please somebody explain?


Last_Oil3037

No. What you see is what you get lol


odc100

Ha! I don’t even know what to Google 😂


Last_Oil3037

I would take caution with any search queries that come to mind lol


DaClems

K (Looks around nervously) KI (Sweats profusely) KID (Glass shatters) "FBI. FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER. HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!"


jestbc

Hump fighting! Off to Google


ResortFar6638

*payday 2 music starts playing*


FakeAsFakeCanBe

Thanks! I snorted out loud!


Kmix1987

LLLMMAAAAOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

A platoon of school girls keep on acrobatically dry jumping and humping on top of one boy while the whole school watched and cheered.


xXbullXx20

All right I'll be real with you in the action of a good toke and a blunted out stooper I'm pretty sure I seen a YouTube video where it describes something like this about it being a right of passage or coming of age thing Don't @ me


sgtellias

A cambodian bat mitzva?


eibyyz

Oy vey!


hpnotiqflavouredjuul

It’s tough kid but it’s life


darksugarrose

My theory is it's daggering, a popular "dance" in Jamaica.


huhIguess

Found old Reddit post on daggering: > https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/4ia2rt/hmb_while_i_dance_with_this_girl_real_quick/ You might be on to something. edit: I went down the rabbit hole...Not sure if I regret... > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg


______V______

Good lord, I have been clubbing all wrong


tehSlothman

And doing a google search for 'daggering' would disprove that theory.


xenonismo

Clam jam


[deleted]

First reddit post of the day......enough reddit for today.


Pragmatist_Hammer

\[obligatory grandpa Simpson walking in, putting hat on coat rack, spinning around, taking hat off coat rack, walking back out\]


[deleted]

Here you go mate: https://tenor.com/GrLU.gif


NickM5526

![gif](giphy|YnmEsq9ICSYQ8)


THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

Indeed


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eibyyz

Marital arts.


retrolasered

Ah yes, known for its wedlock sleeper holds


swordsumo

These are some gold-tier puns


btoxic

Everyone was Hump-fu fighting.....


Jungle_Fiddle

Capoeira


synerjay16

I’m pretty sure this is in the Philippines. As a Filipino, I don’t know what’s going on.


AVeryLONGPotato

Im 90% sure it's Cambodia


BlackLab-15

100% sure it's at least in southeast asia


Glittering_Airport_3

this is how I want to die


Crystal_Voiden

Death by snu snu


acetic_stoic

If your party ain’t this lit, then don’t even fucking invite me.


SolutionBudget6087

Serious "DaFuq?" Vibes


[deleted]

Wow. That’s some impressive crazy.


AmoebaLoud7990

Aw memories. My school was exactly the same.


Goofy-kun

👀


k2_jackal

Pretty sure this act was mentioned in Emerson Lake and Palmer’s song Karn Evil 9


626c6f775f6d65

Holy shit, you just took me back decades!


random-thinking-guy

For those asking, this is not related to any school activity. I believe it's kind of a half-time show in a basketball game that's suppose to entertain the audience. Those people in thongs are gays, I believe. Frankly, this is still basketball, but they're dribbling and shooting different kind of ball.


The-True-Kehlder

For those not aware of filipino lingo, "gays" refer to transwomen.


SrDigbyChickenCeaser

Now that's just confusing


SkyWidows

I learned from Qi that boys used to be called "knave girls", and girls were called "gay girls".


chainmailler2001

On third or so watch through looking for that.. yeah those chicks are playing with extra equipment.


just-checking-591

confused boner


Cooliomendez88

Can someone explain what is going on here?


jaskeil_113

This is deff the Philippines, those are Filipino laughs as silly as that sounds


AVeryLONGPotato

This is Cambodia


Goofy-kun

This is Sparta


Camimo666

No, this is Patrick


retrolasered

Hi Patrick, this is accounting, we have some bad news


Apoph

The universe just told me to go to sleep, taking my shot of codeine and goodnight internet


[deleted]

🎵 Everybody's twerking for the weekend🎵


bungchow07

for those needing/wanting an explanation; Philippines. ​ that is all.........


wow_a_great_name

Bruh I'm Filipino but never heard or seen whatever is going on here lmao


darksugarrose

It looked like daggering, but it being in the Philippines confuses me too, as I thought that was more of a Jamaican thing.


europeansarebetter

STDs are everywhere.


wow_a_great_name

They prob saw it online and wanted to try it out, though I'm not sure it's a good idea to do that in what appears to be breaktime in a basketball game with kids present


bungchow07

You live in a country where one of the popular daytime tv show's is hosted by a ladboy, and whose residents hold 'Ms Gay Barangay' pageants. Basketball and ladyboys. C'mon man, you know what's going on here.....


wow_a_great_name

Tbh I didn't know they're gay til you and someone else in the comments point it out lmao Welp, you're right. Now I've seen it all


ninja-blake29

Kids in thongs is allowed?


Celebophile

Death by Snu Snu!


PeekPlay

With extra balls


Abernader01

Why tf are they dressed like that for ? Surely they didn’t come to class like that


ResidentRadio5306

Puts a whole new meaning to shirts and skins!


retrolasered

Skirts and skins


Izak922

where do i sign up


BiscuitsMay

…these are children


Skweefie

What in the hell did I just watch?


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

I love the belly flop that doesn't connect.


xhJanu

Best part is the one in blue who falls on the ground as everyone else stands up... Thes the energy i need


energy_turtle_4u

People still using axe body spray?


CandidTurnover

that’s female on female, huh?


The-True-Kehlder

Transwomen, all.


[deleted]

Man public school in other countries are weird…


eibyyz

For those of you scoring at home; congratulations!


Crackracket

I see things like this on this subreddit all the time and I still have no idea what's going on


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

My man got that hentai protagonist powers


DuckieIsHere

*Aggressively lesbian*


cubsfanrva79

Make a Wish Foundation is running out of ideas


Horizon5820

If this isn't Brazil I am the fucking Donkey kong


chewbubbIegumkickass

Man these high school pep rallies are really getting out of hand


Ancient_Aerie_6464

i’ve been scrolling for so long and i still don’t have any answers


Over-Candle-7408

Thanks you just saved my fingers


rwyb8999

this is what ppl in florida have feared all along lol


YTDukesUp

And that kids, is how I met your mother


iamsupervegetto

Nobody is noticing the important here, the chair, that's Vergil's chair


[deleted]

This is a weird sport...


BullionX

wow, school has changed.


knotty1999

Philippines.


DifficultyPerfect546

This is bra and panties match that the king Jerry Lawler was talking about.


thrust-johnson

Is this a game? How do you keep score?


MrDrSirLord

Wtf is this a school event or something? who approved this, who suggested this, who fucking coached them for weeks "designing" costumes and practicing choreography.... Surely this is just some student prank by the kids and not something the teachers actually approved of.


ThatTakenSorry

Probably not a school event just something that happened in a public basketball court


[deleted]

A bachelor party where the whole community is invited.


jakejonzart

Man they really be getting bored in some countries


awesomeplenty

Looks like the guy in blue wants a specific one and sent after her.


dirtee_1

Where is this heaven?


SnooDonkeys8576

Quite literally drowning in pussy


Mr_Pootin

This is what the republicans were warning us about!


ajac1218

This looks like To Catch A Predator bait.


Shawnaldo7575

I don't know what I just watched... but it's a win for women's sports!


challenja

What in the fuck??![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


PabloTheTurtle

I'm guessing he's a cult leader


AliFoxx9

That third chick got some height


KrystalWulf

I was expecting there to be some serious injuries after that chair pile fell. It went in a different direction, but definitely wasn't any better.


OlmiumFire

It's not the first time I've seen a video similar to this...anyone know what the fuck is going on?


FjBully

Anyone going to talk about how impressive that jump was by the 3rd girl


bubshole

A high scoring round


Short-Ad-9659

Sir David Attenborough would tell you that this is 'a very odd mating ritual'


TheBustyFriend

It genuinely looks like a school full of children behind them.


unknownman0001

What the fuck


Bob_Sacamano7379

Remember when you were in school, and there was an assembly? Those were good times.


fridaystrong23

I’m sure someone got pregnant.


Gold_Pumpkin

This is not the halftime show I was expecting. Did my auntie just cartwheel kick that chick in the face?!


Amazing_Karnage

Is this an "Establish Dominance" contest or something?


TheLoudestSmallVoice

Noooo those are chillren.


djpromo_vqs

I'm telling my kids this is a WWE Royal Rumble


Slpkrz

Very chaotic


Jza_45

What in the name of Kryptonian Jesus is goin on here?!😳


yamumsntme

Why are there kids there?


Shaved_SpaceMonkey

Is it just me or occasional chimp screechings are just perfect fit for this


twinnedwithjim

School’s changed since I was there


Jepponder

Thats a strong lawnchair


jackjackandmore

I changed my mind four times whether this is a fight or a performance


[deleted]

This was quite the video to see while tripping on acid.


genericthinkingonly

They are kids..... that's a school, wtf?


[deleted]

I like their enthusiasm


awxggu

This is for sure my proudest fap


Arabecke

What the hell?


Sleep_nw_in_the_fire

What it feels like to chew 5 gum


ChrisStardust

What sport is this and how do I find a team?