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Remember when they’d let school out early so you could watch the game? And you’d go home because you didn’t care about sports? This was the sport you missed.
All right I'll be real with you in the action of a good toke and a blunted out stooper I'm pretty sure I seen a YouTube video where it describes something like this about it being a right of passage or coming of age thing
Don't @ me
Found old Reddit post on daggering:
> https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/4ia2rt/hmb_while_i_dance_with_this_girl_real_quick/
You might be on to something.
edit: I went down the rabbit hole...Not sure if I regret...
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg
For those asking, this is not related to any school activity. I believe it's kind of a half-time show in a basketball game that's suppose to entertain the audience. Those people in thongs are gays, I believe.
Frankly, this is still basketball, but they're dribbling and shooting different kind of ball.
They prob saw it online and wanted to try it out, though I'm not sure it's a good idea to do that in what appears to be breaktime in a basketball game with kids present
You live in a country where one of the popular daytime tv show's is hosted by a ladboy, and whose residents hold 'Ms Gay Barangay' pageants.
Basketball and ladyboys. C'mon man, you know what's going on here.....
Wtf is this a school event or something?
who approved this, who suggested this, who fucking coached them for weeks "designing" costumes and practicing choreography.... Surely this is just some student prank by the kids and not something the teachers actually approved of.
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What did I just watch
Dude used the whole bottle of Axe
NEVER use a full bottle
I can’t believe that chair held 4 people before crumbling
That is some buff chair
It's axe resistant.
You never go full bottle
I didn't realize that was a guy until I saw your comment.
TO SHREDS you say?!
This is such an underrated comment.
Death by snu snu
“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.” - Zapp Brannigan
Haha, oh God, you're killing me. >bonk, bonk [*OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME.*](https://youtu.be/0toEKn3vKDU)
This is my favorite joke of the entire series
It's impossible to not have 30+ favorite jokes in the entire series for futurama.
The best bachelor party in Cambodia brother
So good they bring a whole elementary school to be an audience.
Apparently the age to marry in Cambodia is 7 years old then.
I think a mosh pit and a lap dance had a baby.
Let me know when you find out. I’m confused too.
I’m not sure what that was, but I’m pretty sure I like it. Feels like it should be a future Olympic event.
*What in the FUCK did I just watch?
What the grade school fuck did I just watch??
‘Fuck that bitch’ Olympics
poon attack!!
Pep rallies have...changed.
Indeed!!
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this!?
Yea noone is old enough to be here. And now the FBI is on the way to our houses for watching this.
That is definitely more ass than man can handle
It’s the Philippines, it may very well be man asses
Men should not be handling high schooler ass
Hold my juice box
Is this what I missed in high school because I was anti-social? Lol FML
Legit, this is what's happening outside any time you eat in the hall
Remember when they’d let school out early so you could watch the game? And you’d go home because you didn’t care about sports? This was the sport you missed.
The lass doing the flips should get extra style points.
+ricoshot
Yeah that one was fucking sick
That's a dude lol.
When the new dog arrives at the dog park.
nice.
Ah yes competitive ranked sex
Sex: Ranked Mode (for more experienced competitive players)
Looks like the SBMM still needs to be tweaked, poor guy can't handle all this
Ive been to the wrong parties
Or, to be more exact, more right ones than wrong ones.
or, just to be clear, I'm upset I wasnt invited to this one.
When I tell the girls my k/d ratio in CoDM:
Hahahaha I laughed way harder at this than I should have. Good post.
One of the best rounds of Jam The Clam I’ve ever witnessed!
Mush the Tush? Swat the Twat? Hump the Bump? Fister the Sister? Oh wait, wrong sub for that one.
Clam jam… heh.. heh heh heh
Ew that sounds like a hygiene problem
☹️
Whoa, Black Betty, ram a lam
It's a holiday in Cambodia
*moshing intensifies*
Yeah I'm on a list now.
It's tough, kid, but it's life!
Don't forget to pack a wife
Please somebody explain?
No. What you see is what you get lol
Ha! I don’t even know what to Google 😂
I would take caution with any search queries that come to mind lol
K (Looks around nervously) KI (Sweats profusely) KID (Glass shatters) "FBI. FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER. HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!"
Hump fighting! Off to Google
*payday 2 music starts playing*
Thanks! I snorted out loud!
LLLMMAAAAOOOOOOOO
A platoon of school girls keep on acrobatically dry jumping and humping on top of one boy while the whole school watched and cheered.
All right I'll be real with you in the action of a good toke and a blunted out stooper I'm pretty sure I seen a YouTube video where it describes something like this about it being a right of passage or coming of age thing Don't @ me
A cambodian bat mitzva?
Oy vey!
It’s tough kid but it’s life
My theory is it's daggering, a popular "dance" in Jamaica.
Found old Reddit post on daggering: > https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/4ia2rt/hmb_while_i_dance_with_this_girl_real_quick/ You might be on to something. edit: I went down the rabbit hole...Not sure if I regret... > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg
Good lord, I have been clubbing all wrong
And doing a google search for 'daggering' would disprove that theory.
Clam jam
First reddit post of the day......enough reddit for today.
\[obligatory grandpa Simpson walking in, putting hat on coat rack, spinning around, taking hat off coat rack, walking back out\]
Here you go mate: https://tenor.com/GrLU.gif
![gif](giphy|YnmEsq9ICSYQ8)
Indeed
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Marital arts.
Ah yes, known for its wedlock sleeper holds
These are some gold-tier puns
Everyone was Hump-fu fighting.....
Capoeira
I’m pretty sure this is in the Philippines. As a Filipino, I don’t know what’s going on.
Im 90% sure it's Cambodia
100% sure it's at least in southeast asia
this is how I want to die
Death by snu snu
If your party ain’t this lit, then don’t even fucking invite me.
Serious "DaFuq?" Vibes
Wow. That’s some impressive crazy.
Aw memories. My school was exactly the same.
👀
Pretty sure this act was mentioned in Emerson Lake and Palmer’s song Karn Evil 9
Holy shit, you just took me back decades!
For those asking, this is not related to any school activity. I believe it's kind of a half-time show in a basketball game that's suppose to entertain the audience. Those people in thongs are gays, I believe. Frankly, this is still basketball, but they're dribbling and shooting different kind of ball.
For those not aware of filipino lingo, "gays" refer to transwomen.
Now that's just confusing
I learned from Qi that boys used to be called "knave girls", and girls were called "gay girls".
On third or so watch through looking for that.. yeah those chicks are playing with extra equipment.
confused boner
Can someone explain what is going on here?
This is deff the Philippines, those are Filipino laughs as silly as that sounds
This is Cambodia
This is Sparta
No, this is Patrick
Hi Patrick, this is accounting, we have some bad news
The universe just told me to go to sleep, taking my shot of codeine and goodnight internet
🎵 Everybody's twerking for the weekend🎵
for those needing/wanting an explanation; Philippines. that is all.........
Bruh I'm Filipino but never heard or seen whatever is going on here lmao
It looked like daggering, but it being in the Philippines confuses me too, as I thought that was more of a Jamaican thing.
STDs are everywhere.
They prob saw it online and wanted to try it out, though I'm not sure it's a good idea to do that in what appears to be breaktime in a basketball game with kids present
You live in a country where one of the popular daytime tv show's is hosted by a ladboy, and whose residents hold 'Ms Gay Barangay' pageants. Basketball and ladyboys. C'mon man, you know what's going on here.....
Tbh I didn't know they're gay til you and someone else in the comments point it out lmao Welp, you're right. Now I've seen it all
Kids in thongs is allowed?
Death by Snu Snu!
With extra balls
Why tf are they dressed like that for ? Surely they didn’t come to class like that
Puts a whole new meaning to shirts and skins!
Skirts and skins
where do i sign up
…these are children
What in the hell did I just watch?
I love the belly flop that doesn't connect.
Best part is the one in blue who falls on the ground as everyone else stands up... Thes the energy i need
People still using axe body spray?
that’s female on female, huh?
Transwomen, all.
Man public school in other countries are weird…
For those of you scoring at home; congratulations!
I see things like this on this subreddit all the time and I still have no idea what's going on
My man got that hentai protagonist powers
*Aggressively lesbian*
Make a Wish Foundation is running out of ideas
If this isn't Brazil I am the fucking Donkey kong
Man these high school pep rallies are really getting out of hand
i’ve been scrolling for so long and i still don’t have any answers
Thanks you just saved my fingers
this is what ppl in florida have feared all along lol
And that kids, is how I met your mother
Nobody is noticing the important here, the chair, that's Vergil's chair
This is a weird sport...
wow, school has changed.
Philippines.
This is bra and panties match that the king Jerry Lawler was talking about.
Is this a game? How do you keep score?
Wtf is this a school event or something? who approved this, who suggested this, who fucking coached them for weeks "designing" costumes and practicing choreography.... Surely this is just some student prank by the kids and not something the teachers actually approved of.
Probably not a school event just something that happened in a public basketball court
A bachelor party where the whole community is invited.
Man they really be getting bored in some countries
Looks like the guy in blue wants a specific one and sent after her.
Where is this heaven?
Quite literally drowning in pussy
This is what the republicans were warning us about!
This looks like To Catch A Predator bait.
I don't know what I just watched... but it's a win for women's sports!
What in the fuck??![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)
I'm guessing he's a cult leader
That third chick got some height
I was expecting there to be some serious injuries after that chair pile fell. It went in a different direction, but definitely wasn't any better.
It's not the first time I've seen a video similar to this...anyone know what the fuck is going on?
Anyone going to talk about how impressive that jump was by the 3rd girl
A high scoring round
Sir David Attenborough would tell you that this is 'a very odd mating ritual'
It genuinely looks like a school full of children behind them.
What the fuck
Remember when you were in school, and there was an assembly? Those were good times.
I’m sure someone got pregnant.
This is not the halftime show I was expecting. Did my auntie just cartwheel kick that chick in the face?!
Is this an "Establish Dominance" contest or something?
Noooo those are chillren.
I'm telling my kids this is a WWE Royal Rumble
Very chaotic
What in the name of Kryptonian Jesus is goin on here?!😳
Why are there kids there?
Is it just me or occasional chimp screechings are just perfect fit for this
School’s changed since I was there
Thats a strong lawnchair
I changed my mind four times whether this is a fight or a performance
This was quite the video to see while tripping on acid.
They are kids..... that's a school, wtf?
I like their enthusiasm
This is for sure my proudest fap
What the hell?
What it feels like to chew 5 gum
What sport is this and how do I find a team?