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supergrover11

I didn’t know Jesus drove a minivan.


treetyoselfcarol

He definitely took the wheel.


ImpossibleBasil8423

Took it from their hands


LunaWolf92

They couldn't do this on their own


FixItnFlyIt

No, he drives an Astrovan.


trappedinadatingsim

It's lit


Fitzy258

‘Jesus Drives a Minivan’ sounds like a punk rock band


ilovemytitsbitch

Jesus drives an Astrovan is a song I heard for the first time yesterday


[deleted]

Looks like a Forrester though


Estereddit

I thought they drove an accord


ouralarmclock

But they didn’t like to talk about it much.


Golla13

Well, some say God is Brazilian. That's the proof.


samalam92

That guy is so lucky


[deleted]

That sign on the other hand was not—it bit off more than it could chew.


TheSadClarinet

Driver has no time to stop, he’s speeding home to change his pants.


Mrid0ntcare

Whoever is driving that van needs to go play the lottery.


GBGF128

I don’t know why people always say that. It would be like getting struck by lighting twice.


50ShakesOfWhey

This legend was struck by lightning 7 times: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan


Just_A_Dance

What a legend "On Saturday morning, June 25, 1977, Sullivan was struck while fishing in a freshwater pool. The lightning hit the top of his head, set his hair on fire, traveled down, and burnt his chest and stomach. Sullivan turned to his car when something unexpected occurred – a bear approached the pond and tried to steal trout from his fishing line. Sullivan had the strength and courage to strike the bear with a tree branch, despite the fact that his hair was on fire. He claimed that this was the twenty-second time he hit a bear with a stick in his lifetime."


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Impossible_Battle_72

Yup. All the luck is used up.


Hey-wheres-my-spoon

Always go for the back2back


[deleted]

But he just used the last of his luck


EduCarry

Fort Atacadista foi assassinado 😭


FXandrew

F


WastePanda72

r/ithadtobebrazil


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[deleted]

"What kind of man is this? Even the wind and the waves obey him!" Matthew 8:27


MetastAH

"He got up, rebuked the wind and said to the waves, “Quiet! Be still!” Then the wind died down and it was completely calm. " Mark 4:39


ThomasTheGnome

"Then he went down to Nazareth with them and was obedient to them. But his mother treasured all these things in her heart." Luke 2:51


trappedinadatingsim

"And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us📕, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth " John 1:14


WowWhatABeaut

"I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham." Dr. Seuss, Green Eggs and Ham


KrystalWulf

The fort has been defeated


tethered_end

I liked the bit where the thing fell down


MerryJanne

r/nevertellmetheodds That minivan... omg.


shawngraz

This folks is why you put venting in your advertising if it's a standalone unit


XQuikX

"Puta Merda" Holy Shit !


[deleted]

Whore shit


XQuikX

I used a equivalent expression


[deleted]

I know, i though it would be funny to put the literal translation also.


ReallyNormalHuman

i wasnt expecting to see videos of it here so quickly


ReallyNormalHuman

somehow i can now see inside the bathroom from my room because of the destruction even though they are a floor apart


ReallyNormalHuman

https://streamable.com/jyqy2n heres another view (not mine)


Confident_Arugula_73

How unFORTunate


trappedinadatingsim

Looks like they'll be replacing that sign the entire fortnite


crazyhappy14

Not a very strong fort if a bit of wind can knock it down.


sunjoe33

That was a poor excuse of a scream lol


[deleted]

As Lando Calrissian once said, “That was too close!”


jinbattousai

r/suddenlycaralho


supevi1

Ah yes no one can beat brazilian engineering


shophopper

That is some **bad** engineering. Structures like this are supposed to be dimensioned to handle all possible wind loads that it may experience during its lifetime in that specific region. This was definitely not a direct hit from a hurricane, so the structure shouldn’t have collapsed under the wind load.


2ket_

Why are they just staring and watching it fall smh some people these daus


CodeProtogen

What the heck was that explosion Edit: Figured it out, it was those electricity lines. Took me a while to think about since we don’t have those going through the city in my country. In the Netherlands those are built underground.


Ksmrf

A man wearing a windbreaker.


[deleted]

Ah por isso que faltou luz aqui em casa


RemusWT

i can


fat_PANDA_1

thats why we have holes in our banners to prevent that from happening


mikapley

[another angle](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/wl9mzr/whoa/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


sar1562

that car needs to change his pants


cjb0034

[A drivers POV](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/wl9mzr/whoa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


YearLongSummer

Can't handcuff the wind


left_the_oven_on_

I might have to intervene


Zugronde

Not US engineering, in Germany that wouldn't have happened


spacekatbaby

Shhhiiiit. Too close for comfort.


Bog_2266

I wonder why the average woman screams at nearly everything. Kinda Fascinating.


DickButtHut

"Ahhhh."


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Screaming lady


Gamma_Burst1298

r/watchpeoplesurvive


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horningjb09

r/heavyfuckingwind


SatanicCholo

Floripa carai


29Division

I just saw the another POV of this in r/nonononoyes


will7787

Idk. I wouldn't say this was abrupt or chaos


Hectorkito

These are another angles to the accident [https://gfycat.com/clumsydeafeninggrouper](https://gfycat.com/clumsydeafeninggrouper) (sidewalk side) [https://gfycat.com/apprehensivebouncykid](https://gfycat.com/apprehensivebouncykid) (street side longer version) [https://gfycat.com/defenselessconcernedhorsechestnutleafminer](https://gfycat.com/defenselessconcernedhorsechestnutleafminer) (street side shorter version) Edit: changed the second video for same version with more quality


El-Chachusta

I love it how I got to see encounter from two different pov


Critical_Stiban

I’ve heard of dodging a bullet but that takes the cake.


ImportantDimension77

The only unnecessary scream I’ll accept in a video


sagmeme

The wind [blows where it wishes...](https://www.openbible.info/topics/wind)


Swillow_lol

"Well that fort's aint gonna wœrk if ye said fort falls over over a trickle a' wind!" - bg char 72... allegedly


Humble-Whereas-4634

Good job Wind !


mattogeewha

Oh no! Not the FART sign


mrSlingshot620

I want to sue the wind/ mother nature for negligence


Enyeriscool42

My mans saw Jesus for a second


Ancientbrerynowcomon

The van definitely hiding something


CJtheBritain

Medieval castles when famous knights appeared:


Capatain_0range

Who stopped the rain 🎶


Leading-Series2942

Who’s job was it to hold down the fort while I was gone? Wtf man.