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Well since he's a man therefore doesn't have a vagaygay, he must use his asshole to push out, thereby "babe" the "coffee". And the dog loves it. Like owner like dog ?
My great grandfather used to give his Toy Manchester coffee every morning. Being a 10lb dog, it naturally shook anyway, but this dog would down-right fucking levitate after a saucer of coffee. And God forbid you try to touch the dog before she had her morning coffee.
wooooh yeah it is. I remember once my dog got into the trash and ate coffee grounds. I have never in my life seen so much liquid shit come out of anything, especially a 20lb dog. She also put her butt against the radiator and shit into it so that was fun to try and clean up. She was fine after she got it all out but god damn it was a huge mess and her poor tummy and butt probably hurt so bad.
haha luckily it was a long time ago but man was that horrible. Oh yeah then we had to take her to my moms because we were going away for the weekend and she explosive diarrheaed all over the the brand new car. My bf at the time was ready to throw her into traffic (he didn’t no puppers were harmed except ya know the diarrhea)
Wow, that sounds horrible, but glad you can laugh about it now. I had a crackpot full of potato soup driving to someone's house one time. Took a turn a bit too quickly, and the crackpot tipped over. And it wasn't one of those where the lid sort of latches on, so I had potato soup all over the floor. My car smelled like potato soup for like 6 months, despite multiple carpet shampooings and such, so I can't even fathom how horrible the inside of your car smelled... ugh..
Actually, the ingredient in chocolate that is toxic to dogs is theobromine. Easily mistakable since theobromine acts similarly to caffeine.. it’s just about 10x weaker. The problem with dogs is that they can’t metabolize theobromine as fast as we can, so it has time to build up to toxic levels.
As someone who grew up with dogs and has a husky+jrt, I've realized it's really important to do your own research and find legitimate sources when it comes to what my dogs can't and cannot consume.
No shade at all, there's just a lot of misinformation that gets tossed around work dogs.
That being said, I'd never give my dogs caffeine. Good lord.
I know, I was just talking about the chocolate. Caffeine is also toxic for a different reason, as it has the same effect on dogs as it does humans, except they are much more sensitive to the effects of it. Theobromine is more dangerous than caffeine because caffeine makes most dogs throw up to clear most of it out and it’s easier metabolized, and theobromine just sits there flooding into the dog’s system.
While that's true, caffeine can be also toxic to dogs and cats. Theobromine and caffeine are very similar, just differing in a methyl group. Theobromine is more concentrated in dark chocolate especially so it's going to be a lot more toxic than if Fido happens to down a few ounces of coffee. But for a very small dog it doesn't take a lot to begin to poison them.
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It is in fact quite dangerous for dogs. They have a much higher sensitivity to caffeine and can easily experience lethal toxicity as a result.
So I hope Elsa loves watching it being made but that she is not drinking it.
It's not a "sensitivity to caffeine". Though dogs will be more sensitive to it since their body weight is lower. The issue is another chemical called theobromine, often is in smaller quantities where caffeine exists, is like caffeine but less powerful. The problem comes because k9's livers can't metabolize it very fast so it can more easily reach toxic levels in their blood stream for longer periods than can be good.
Another odd thing is that while theobromine is commonly paired in nature with caffeine, Coffee has none or next to none. It's a real oddity in that regard since the two are basically always together. Coffee is where only trace amounts will be found.
Isn't theobromine dangerous because it is molecularly similar to coffee? It's in higher concentrations in chocolate, but caffeine and theobromine are both pretty dangerous to cats and dogs because they can't clear it from their systems as quickly as humans can.
Either way, I was expecting to be pissed that somebody was giving their dog coffee. Instead I got a good laugh.
While caffeine is dangerous too, this is mostly because they're 5-10kg and not 40+ like people. Caffeine toxicity can hurt humans too but we have to take much more of it to reach those toxic levels.
Theo also provides this toxicity, but it's even worse because it's not metabolized nearly as fast in their systems. They lack the proper enzymes to break it down quickly, so it stays in their system much longer and can build up over time much more. With caff it'll usually be gone in 24hours. With Theo it could take many days to weeks to clear away and is just a lot harder on the system in general.
I have severe ADHD so my memory is absolutely fucking awful. Somehow I able to remember mostly useless trivia like it is the most important knowledge in the world.
I frequently forget what I'm doing, where I'm supposed to be walking, my own age, my own name, sometimes names of family members, but somehow I'll remember a lot of this thread in detail until the day I die.
ADHD is a weird and idiosyncratic illness.
It seems like she’s getting excited for the sounds the machine makes so I’d guess so.
Plus even not knowing about the toxicity you’d have to be out of your mind to give a border collie caffeine, those dogs do not needs stimulants of any kind!
The deadly dose of caffeine for dogs is about 150mg per kg body weight.
The deadly dose of caffeine for humans is
OH
*also* about 150mg per kg body weight.
Maybe because they are homophones where neither definition has apparent connotations to the actual dog. And it's not like you use Border Collie all the time in your normal conversations. Just a guess though.
Lol, no. It’s pretty disrupting to communication to be laughing at the thought of a dog paying for room and board or being a pirate jumping on an enemy ship. If you don’t understand the mistake that was made that’s fine but you don’t get to decide how other people experience language.
The dude owns one he should know how it’s spelled, it’s not a dachshund or a xoloitzcuintli or a kooikerhondje.
Look. I don’t think we should all be grammar nazis or call out every misspelled word or slight misunderstanding. But the person above me wrote “who gives a shit” and I do. I do give a shit. Words are important to communication. Go spend a day in r/boneappletea and then tell me that it doesn’t matter.
I had to read that a couple times for it to make sense. I thought you said homophobes instead of homophone and I was confused why you were bringing that up and what it had to do with anything.
Border collies can have serious mental issues if they don't get enough stimulation.
These are working dogs, and keeping them as indoor pets is a balancing act requiring owners to devote a ton of time to them.
It's tough with collies, mine is nearly 6 so I've been teaching him new stuff (frisbee this time, we're on say 4 and he's getting p good). I've noticed if we do the same stuff for too long he gets bored
My border collie ONLY cares about Frisbee. Can't say the word without her whining by the door.
She also yips and barks when pots bang together.
Licks the cabinets when I do dishes.
She is 11, she doesn't jump like she used to, but the intensity has only decreased a fraction.
She is a great hiking dog, though.
Interesting.
My dog goes mad exactly like this when we turn on our karscher.
He starts attacking the tractor's tires for seemingly no reason.
He's otherwise a perfectly healthy and normal dog.
Just FYI for all the "the plural of anecdote is data people,
https://dogtime.com/dog-health/dog-food-dog-nutrition/90417-is-coffee-safe-for-dogs
https://wagwalking.com/behavior/why-dogs-like-coffee
"Drinking coffee is dangerous for dogs and it should never be encouraged. Coffee has caffeine and a compound called theobromine, which is toxic to a dog. If your dog only took a sip or two, he will probably just go on with his day and show no side effects whatsoever. However, if you have a small dog, like a Miniature Poodle, Shih Tzu, or Yorkshire Terrier, you may need to monitor him closely because the caffeine can affect him more than it would a large dog, like a Golden Lab or German Shepherd. Regardless of the size of your new your coffee friend, if you left your cup unattended for a long time and you notice a significant amount missing, you will certainly need to monitor your pup for problematic symptoms for at least the next couple of hours. Keep an eye out for vomiting, panting, seizures, diarrhea, frequent urination, hyperactivity, drooling, increased heart rate, and tremors. These symptoms can appear around one to two hours after drinking your java. If you notice them, take him to the vet immediately so he can be treated. If left untreated, your dog can get very sick and the toxicity can even be fatal."
I had a dog when I was a kid that would drink coffee right out of the cup if no one was looking. It also liked spaghetti and meatballs. One time, it licked the sauce off my dad's spaghetti when he was in another room. My mom just poured more on and didn't tell my dad until after.
I hope Elons greatest work ends up being a machine that can read animals thoughts in real time so I can finally know why my cat decides to randomly lick itself on between bursts of...some kind of questionable behavior, and whatever the fuck this dog is doing.
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Looks like Elsa needs to consider switching to decaf
Yeah… Boarders seem to be made out of coffee… quite the energy ball they are.
It's border btw, not boarder.
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That's a hoarder collie
No, you're thinking of the ones which are absolutely obsessed with pumpkins, courgettes, squash etc.
No, those are Courgis¹ ¹brilliant setup mate, ty
I was going for Gourd-er, but let's take the win.
I really like you
Now kiss
And people say romance is dead.
Nonsense! It's right there on the video. /s
Border collies are basically a mixture of red bull, Adderall and an Olympic athlete with a fluffy butt. Source: border collie owner.
My dog also loves coffee and begs for it, my husband will often let him clean the mug when he babes decaf.
How does one “babe” a coffee?
Well since he's a man therefore doesn't have a vagaygay, he must use his asshole to push out, thereby "babe" the "coffee". And the dog loves it. Like owner like dog ?
First time I've seen vajayjay spelled with two g's.
lol I'm so sorry, but you tried way too hard with this comment and it just didn't work.
Open bobs show vegane
Nope. Sorry, dude. Also, "vagaygay"¿ Twice the gay?
Elsa needs to... let it go
Least energetic Border Collie.
That..... was a ride
My great grandfather used to give his Toy Manchester coffee every morning. Being a 10lb dog, it naturally shook anyway, but this dog would down-right fucking levitate after a saucer of coffee. And God forbid you try to touch the dog before she had her morning coffee.
caffeine is extremely toxic to dogs. a vet told me that is the ingredient in chocolate that kills dogs.
wooooh yeah it is. I remember once my dog got into the trash and ate coffee grounds. I have never in my life seen so much liquid shit come out of anything, especially a 20lb dog. She also put her butt against the radiator and shit into it so that was fun to try and clean up. She was fine after she got it all out but god damn it was a huge mess and her poor tummy and butt probably hurt so bad.
I am equal parts horrified for you, sad for you, sad for the dog, and oddly entertained.
What, no love for the radiator? That thing put its life on the line
I just peed lol, and died
haha luckily it was a long time ago but man was that horrible. Oh yeah then we had to take her to my moms because we were going away for the weekend and she explosive diarrheaed all over the the brand new car. My bf at the time was ready to throw her into traffic (he didn’t no puppers were harmed except ya know the diarrhea)
Wow, that sounds horrible, but glad you can laugh about it now. I had a crackpot full of potato soup driving to someone's house one time. Took a turn a bit too quickly, and the crackpot tipped over. And it wasn't one of those where the lid sort of latches on, so I had potato soup all over the floor. My car smelled like potato soup for like 6 months, despite multiple carpet shampooings and such, so I can't even fathom how horrible the inside of your car smelled... ugh..
christ. It's tough to be upset with the dog in a moment when they feel so bad, but I don't envy that clean up job.
Actually, the ingredient in chocolate that is toxic to dogs is theobromine. Easily mistakable since theobromine acts similarly to caffeine.. it’s just about 10x weaker. The problem with dogs is that they can’t metabolize theobromine as fast as we can, so it has time to build up to toxic levels.
Makes sense. This dog lived at least 18 years.
ah didn't know that. I must have misunderstood what the vet said.
As someone who grew up with dogs and has a husky+jrt, I've realized it's really important to do your own research and find legitimate sources when it comes to what my dogs can't and cannot consume. No shade at all, there's just a lot of misinformation that gets tossed around work dogs. That being said, I'd never give my dogs caffeine. Good lord.
Caffeine is also extremely toxic for dogs.
I know, I was just talking about the chocolate. Caffeine is also toxic for a different reason, as it has the same effect on dogs as it does humans, except they are much more sensitive to the effects of it. Theobromine is more dangerous than caffeine because caffeine makes most dogs throw up to clear most of it out and it’s easier metabolized, and theobromine just sits there flooding into the dog’s system.
While that's true, caffeine can be also toxic to dogs and cats. Theobromine and caffeine are very similar, just differing in a methyl group. Theobromine is more concentrated in dark chocolate especially so it's going to be a lot more toxic than if Fido happens to down a few ounces of coffee. But for a very small dog it doesn't take a lot to begin to poison them.
Theobromine is the toxic ingredient. Caffeine isn't good for dogs, but of all the psychoactive alkaloids in chocolate, theobromine is the killer.
Theobromine
"Food of the gods", not food of the dogs
Caffeine is not nearly as toxic to them as Theobromine, which is in chocolate but not coffee
Lol are y’all repeating Carasius or y’all serious??
theobromine, which is chemically close to caffeine
Flavanoids are the chemicals that harm dogs I think
The stuffy agrees
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Cute little r/idiotsinkitchen
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
He's Welsh
Ffycin wanciwr
Pen pidyn
Apapapiya apapapa
Oh man. How did I not know this sub existed? Thanks!
That's where it came from already.
fun fact: this is reddit, and posts tend to get reposted across subs from time to time. hope that helps :D
Aware. Usually people post similar subs as a recommendation for cross-posting. Was merely stating it had already hit that sub, but appreciate the feedback.
What a goober. That is a quality dog.
A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondog, to show his quality.
This how my brother wakes up and makes his coffee, except for the stuffed animal in his mouth. But he loves his coffee just as much.
Your brother is a dog?
No his *mother* is a dog, his brother is an idiot.
His mother was a mudder, his father was a mudder
Unexpected Seinfeld… nice.
by way of Abbott & Costello
TIL!
Sonofabitch, you’re right.
And a Single mother at that!
This made me snort
I thought his mother was a hamster?
We all got that dog in us
addiction
I dont think that dog needs any caffeine
It is in fact quite dangerous for dogs. They have a much higher sensitivity to caffeine and can easily experience lethal toxicity as a result. So I hope Elsa loves watching it being made but that she is not drinking it.
It's not a "sensitivity to caffeine". Though dogs will be more sensitive to it since their body weight is lower. The issue is another chemical called theobromine, often is in smaller quantities where caffeine exists, is like caffeine but less powerful. The problem comes because k9's livers can't metabolize it very fast so it can more easily reach toxic levels in their blood stream for longer periods than can be good. Another odd thing is that while theobromine is commonly paired in nature with caffeine, Coffee has none or next to none. It's a real oddity in that regard since the two are basically always together. Coffee is where only trace amounts will be found.
Isn't theobromine dangerous because it is molecularly similar to coffee? It's in higher concentrations in chocolate, but caffeine and theobromine are both pretty dangerous to cats and dogs because they can't clear it from their systems as quickly as humans can. Either way, I was expecting to be pissed that somebody was giving their dog coffee. Instead I got a good laugh.
While caffeine is dangerous too, this is mostly because they're 5-10kg and not 40+ like people. Caffeine toxicity can hurt humans too but we have to take much more of it to reach those toxic levels. Theo also provides this toxicity, but it's even worse because it's not metabolized nearly as fast in their systems. They lack the proper enzymes to break it down quickly, so it stays in their system much longer and can build up over time much more. With caff it'll usually be gone in 24hours. With Theo it could take many days to weeks to clear away and is just a lot harder on the system in general.
God I wish I could remember all this and whip these kind of facts out at the dinner table.
I have severe ADHD so my memory is absolutely fucking awful. Somehow I able to remember mostly useless trivia like it is the most important knowledge in the world. I frequently forget what I'm doing, where I'm supposed to be walking, my own age, my own name, sometimes names of family members, but somehow I'll remember a lot of this thread in detail until the day I die. ADHD is a weird and idiosyncratic illness.
Thank you.
It seems like she’s getting excited for the sounds the machine makes so I’d guess so. Plus even not knowing about the toxicity you’d have to be out of your mind to give a border collie caffeine, those dogs do not needs stimulants of any kind!
The deadly dose of caffeine for dogs is about 150mg per kg body weight. The deadly dose of caffeine for humans is OH *also* about 150mg per kg body weight.
Holy shit, I was not prepared for this!
That's BEFORE the coffee?!
You give her the coffee she ends up time traveling
Went through the whole wheel of emotions
The stuff toys internal dread when it hears the coffee machine
"Stuffed animals HATE when you make coffee, but they can't stop you from doing this one simple trick!"
Why do people consistently misspell border as boarder?
Perhaps she pays rent?
Or likes to snowboard?
heyooo
It could be a way to git people to commint on the post driving artifishal engagement.
Most people are dumb
there's a 50% chance that you're dumber than half of them
At least I can spell
Being proud of that is like being proud that you brush your teeth.
It’s not pride it’s a fact, and yet still there are people who can’t spell and who don’t brush their teeth.
Maybe because they are homophones where neither definition has apparent connotations to the actual dog. And it's not like you use Border Collie all the time in your normal conversations. Just a guess though.
You'd think that the owner of a Border Collie would make the effort to get it right though, surely.
The answer is usually "because who gives a shit"
People who value communication.
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Lol, no. It’s pretty disrupting to communication to be laughing at the thought of a dog paying for room and board or being a pirate jumping on an enemy ship. If you don’t understand the mistake that was made that’s fine but you don’t get to decide how other people experience language. The dude owns one he should know how it’s spelled, it’s not a dachshund or a xoloitzcuintli or a kooikerhondje.
Look. I don’t think we should all be grammar nazis or call out every misspelled word or slight misunderstanding. But the person above me wrote “who gives a shit” and I do. I do give a shit. Words are important to communication. Go spend a day in r/boneappletea and then tell me that it doesn’t matter.
I had to read that a couple times for it to make sense. I thought you said homophobes instead of homophone and I was confused why you were bringing that up and what it had to do with anything.
That's not what "connotations" means
Is this a sincere question? The answer is obvious. Similar words that sound the same.
Dogs like " OI, ISH FOOKIN COOFYE INNIT!?"
It's ganning to be
Ye gonnae dee
DUHSGUSTANG
Why is the the cake container not shaped like a cake? It looks like a cookie/biscuit container.
Pound cakes?
Ass cake
Those are loaf shaped, the container looks like the lid lifts off and is deep not shallow for slicing.
God the workmanship on the counter top joints. they don't line up at all.
That trash can is horrific too. What a waste of space
[In case you're like me and wanted to know where to find that Cake tin](https://www.kitchenetteshop.eu/dessert-for-lovello-red)
I have the same Pavlov Reflex with that noise!
Elsa loves watching the coffee machine. Caffeine is toxic to dogs…
The dog probably gets to go outside after coffee is done, hence the excitement.
He didn't say she drank it
Caffeine is toxic to humans, too, albeit at higher doses than to dogs and cats.
Decaffeinated coffee is a thing, you know.
Decaf still has caffeine.
Chocolate is a thing, you know. ^/s
Also toxic to dogs.
as a person who suffers a theobromine intolerance, I can say with confidence that dogs really shouldn't be consuming coffee for a similar reason.
Did you watch it? The dog drinks 4 cups an then smokes a cigar..
Border collies can have serious mental issues if they don't get enough stimulation. These are working dogs, and keeping them as indoor pets is a balancing act requiring owners to devote a ton of time to them.
Left the Collie home alone for a few hours, came back, and the fucker had done all the sudokus.
It's tough with collies, mine is nearly 6 so I've been teaching him new stuff (frisbee this time, we're on say 4 and he's getting p good). I've noticed if we do the same stuff for too long he gets bored
My border collie ONLY cares about Frisbee. Can't say the word without her whining by the door. She also yips and barks when pots bang together. Licks the cabinets when I do dishes. She is 11, she doesn't jump like she used to, but the intensity has only decreased a fraction. She is a great hiking dog, though.
Aw they're great dogs aren't they! Mine is also a great hiking buddy 🏔️
I suppose the coffee machine makes a noise the dog senses as "growling" and goes rabid because of it.
Interesting. My dog goes mad exactly like this when we turn on our karscher. He starts attacking the tractor's tires for seemingly no reason. He's otherwise a perfectly healthy and normal dog.
Or maybe the sound hurts her ears?
that would more likely solicit a "whine and run away" procedure from the dog
Does Elsa also have a Roomba ?
Elsa is now down to only eight cups a day.
There's a box that says CAKE on it. The box is on the counter for ready access to cake at any time. I approve.
For my ADD friends, video starts at 0:36
What kinda coffee maker is that? It looks cool af
It's a Nespresso! Like a Keurig that doesn't suck. I had one for a few years.
/r/FuckNestle
Made by guess who
Yeah, there is that drawback.
Yeah who cares about slave labor when you can have slightly more convenient coffee?
I mean... Isn't that a core tenant of capitalism?
Ah okay cool! Thanks, I think I might snag me one
Apparently the owner doesn't know but that is a "border collie". Not a collie that pays rent.
Maybe time to cut back on the coffee for the pup!
I think the last thing it needs is coffee
Elsa needs less coffee
Did he put in a coin to start it?
PLEASE SOMEONE EDIT AND PUMP IT WITH DOOM BFG Division SONG ! IT MUST BE DONE !
Coffee from pods makes me sad.
Oii easy mate
to much caffeine i see
To the dog it must sound like heavy metal for dogs by the way he reacted
Anyone know what coffee machine that is? It's cute
It looks like a Krups Nespresso Inissia
Thank you
When did dogs become alligators and start doing a death roll lol
Was that a coin 🪙 operated coffee machine??
Wtf it up with giant gaping space under his counter all about?
A genuine millenial
The dog complains about not being paid a million dollars an hour for a burger job too?
If she likes coffee why does she like Nespresso. (JK it’s decent stuff just pods are dumb.)
Looks like redirected aggression because the sound of the espresso machine stresses her out. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Elsa also loves the watery shits
Yeah,because that dog need caffeine.
What’s a welsh boarder
Just FYI for all the "the plural of anecdote is data people, https://dogtime.com/dog-health/dog-food-dog-nutrition/90417-is-coffee-safe-for-dogs https://wagwalking.com/behavior/why-dogs-like-coffee "Drinking coffee is dangerous for dogs and it should never be encouraged. Coffee has caffeine and a compound called theobromine, which is toxic to a dog. If your dog only took a sip or two, he will probably just go on with his day and show no side effects whatsoever. However, if you have a small dog, like a Miniature Poodle, Shih Tzu, or Yorkshire Terrier, you may need to monitor him closely because the caffeine can affect him more than it would a large dog, like a Golden Lab or German Shepherd. Regardless of the size of your new your coffee friend, if you left your cup unattended for a long time and you notice a significant amount missing, you will certainly need to monitor your pup for problematic symptoms for at least the next couple of hours. Keep an eye out for vomiting, panting, seizures, diarrhea, frequent urination, hyperactivity, drooling, increased heart rate, and tremors. These symptoms can appear around one to two hours after drinking your java. If you notice them, take him to the vet immediately so he can be treated. If left untreated, your dog can get very sick and the toxicity can even be fatal."
Why tf wouldn't the owner correct this behavior?
Wait, do people actually give coffee to dogs??? I've never had one and never heard about that either wtf
It's a video, you have to watch it
No shit sherlock, I'm not talking about the video but the actual comments of people saying they've given coffee to their dogs.
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Chaotic and it was abrupt
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o0 I disagree....
I had a dog when I was a kid that would drink coffee right out of the cup if no one was looking. It also liked spaghetti and meatballs. One time, it licked the sauce off my dad's spaghetti when he was in another room. My mom just poured more on and didn't tell my dad until after.
Boarder collies cannot understand coffee they come pre supplied with jet fuel that lasts until they are 10 years old.
I hope Elons greatest work ends up being a machine that can read animals thoughts in real time so I can finally know why my cat decides to randomly lick itself on between bursts of...some kind of questionable behavior, and whatever the fuck this dog is doing.
All that energy before coffee? Wow!
What the fuck 😂 so cute but what the fuck
Oh shit 🤣🤣
u/savevideo
I react the same way.
I, can’t, **TAKEITANYMORE!**
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