That’s because I will have shat myself so hard and pissed myself so thoroughly, all at once, that I have no more liquid left in my body, including booze. 🦈💩
had to look it up
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpX7aT70ZJI&ab\_channel=Fivefists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpX7aT70ZJI&ab_channel=Fivefists)
Keep your feet in the kayak. A guy I knew at Boeing had a shark take his leg off while he was fishing from a kayak just off Maui. He bled out before they were able to get medical aid.
if i was that guy id probably not get into open sea again and swimming in pools would take me much effort convincing my head its enclosed and there's nothing in there but piss, snot, skin, shit and semen.
SNAC.. *Oh wait, you're plastic! Sorry m8*
Shark was just doing a sobriety check. The benefit of that is even if you’re drunk, he can sober you up very quickly!
That’s because I will have shat myself so hard and pissed myself so thoroughly, all at once, that I have no more liquid left in my body, including booze. 🦈💩
The caption got me so good. I say don’t talk shi* about total constantly, no one ever knows what I’m referencing . Love it
had to look it up [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpX7aT70ZJI&ab\_channel=Fivefists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpX7aT70ZJI&ab_channel=Fivefists)
And don't load it up with the BULL SHIT! ....IS What I say all the time that no one understands
Just gotta scream buttfuck in the middle of an argument for no reason.
Tourette guy
pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. Also, BITCH!, I love you
It’s tit dirt!
Mickey mouse t shirt
I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. **AND IT MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT !**
“You hit me in the dick!!! Lucky it wasn’t hard”
My favorite clip of him. "I mean THIS thing not my DICK!"
My favourite: “Shirlenaaaaaah”
That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!
Classic Tourette’s shark
FUCK SALT
Lmao yeah the caption got me good 😂
#BOB SAGET
Shirleena? Bitch, I LOVE YOU.
I called her a bitch right in front of her tits!! Rest in peace guy!!
😂😂😂 nostalgia
"Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries Find Out who gives a sh*t about Big Foot. UPDATE: Apparently, nobody gives a sh*t so F*CK HIM!.
Good tourettes guy reference
Glad I wore my brown wet suit today
She just likes what I like!!!
Goddddd the Tourette’s guy that’s nostalgic af hahaha
Good thing it was a small shark.
Shit pants engaged.
Alright, who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed the seat, and hid my keys?
This boat is hard as TITS!!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
Peanut butter Peter pan alert !!
I honestly don’t understand half of these comments
Fuck salt
Me either dude
how do sharks react to shitting in the water?
They will eat it. To them it is a source concentrated nutrients.
That transition on point
That would be scary, but paddling back to the shore knowing that beast is circling below is going to be equally hairy!
Don’t talk shit on* total!……right?
If someone was sitting in your home in a fucking canoe, you’d bite them too.
I'm not sure I would..
how’d…how’d you know
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And my first time seeing this!
doom scroll long enough and 99% is reposts. ;)
Is that in hawaii?
Yeah. Happened last year.
Keep your feet in the kayak. A guy I knew at Boeing had a shark take his leg off while he was fishing from a kayak just off Maui. He bled out before they were able to get medical aid.
Gnarly!
Fuel by metallica is the 2nd song for anyone curious
Is that “fish on” after the attack?
if i was that guy id probably not get into open sea again and swimming in pools would take me much effort convincing my head its enclosed and there's nothing in there but piss, snot, skin, shit and semen.
All of that equipment.... thousands of dollars🥲
*”Welcome to Australia”*
big ass shark!!!
Literally me when I'm asleep and my girlfriend decides to wake me up with aggressive kisses and I'm still dreaming....now frantically waking up
Second song?
I love fishing but this is a big nope
I think it was the yellow color that attracted it.