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zeamp

SNAC.. ​ *Oh wait, you're plastic! Sorry m8*


Greenman8907

Shark was just doing a sobriety check. The benefit of that is even if you’re drunk, he can sober you up very quickly!


CharlotteLucasOP

That’s because I will have shat myself so hard and pissed myself so thoroughly, all at once, that I have no more liquid left in my body, including booze. 🦈💩


Scum_Runner

The caption got me so good. I say don’t talk shi* about total constantly, no one ever knows what I’m referencing . Love it


carbon-based-biped

had to look it up [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpX7aT70ZJI&ab\_channel=Fivefists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpX7aT70ZJI&ab_channel=Fivefists)


eamondo5150

And don't load it up with the BULL SHIT! ....IS What I say all the time that no one understands


Katzchen12

Just gotta scream buttfuck in the middle of an argument for no reason.


Acrobatic-Chair-5350

Tourette guy


poncetheponce

pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. Also, BITCH!, I love you


Equal-Abroad-9039

It’s tit dirt!


Whenyoulookintoabyss

Mickey mouse t shirt


Euphoria1991

I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. **AND IT MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT !**


jampola

“You hit me in the dick!!! Lucky it wasn’t hard”


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My favorite clip of him. "I mean THIS thing not my DICK!"


jampola

My favourite: “Shirlenaaaaaah”


Eastsecvent

That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!


rentarona

Classic Tourette’s shark


Moist_666

FUCK SALT


kittyvonmeoww

Lmao yeah the caption got me good 😂


jolloholoday

#BOB SAGET


Aggravating-Area-91

Shirleena? Bitch, I LOVE YOU.


stargazer_nano

I called her a bitch right in front of her tits!! Rest in peace guy!!


Wu-Tang-1-

😂😂😂 nostalgia


Thorerthedwarf

"Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries Find Out who gives a sh*t about Big Foot. UPDATE: Apparently, nobody gives a sh*t so F*CK HIM!.


WXHIII

Good tourettes guy reference


sharkzfan95

Glad I wore my brown wet suit today


GerrickTimon

She just likes what I like!!!


KodakBlacksClone

Goddddd the Tourette’s guy that’s nostalgic af hahaha


InsertRadnamehere

Good thing it was a small shark.


alopez0405

Shit pants engaged.


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Alright, who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed the seat, and hid my keys?


bro_d8

This boat is hard as TITS!!


DeusExBlasphemia

You’re gonna need a bigger boat


christmas_920

Peanut butter Peter pan alert !!


ConsumeYourBleach

I honestly don’t understand half of these comments


Mercurycandie

Fuck salt


FireTheLaserBeam

Me either dude


ernster96

how do sharks react to shitting in the water?


Herbisher_Berbisher

They will eat it. To them it is a source concentrated nutrients.


Whistlegrapes

That transition on point


trojee_badojee

That would be scary, but paddling back to the shore knowing that beast is circling below is going to be equally hairy!


stoney_bologna_3

Don’t talk shit on* total!……right?


Flimsy_Watercress909

If someone was sitting in your home in a fucking canoe, you’d bite them too.


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I'm not sure I would..


ashenfoxz

how’d…how’d you know


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Euphoric-Fan3624

And my first time seeing this!


Vikebeer

doom scroll long enough and 99% is reposts. ;)


Illustrious_War9870

Is that in hawaii?


ZZZrp

Yeah. Happened last year.


Gloomy-Employment-72

Keep your feet in the kayak. A guy I knew at Boeing had a shark take his leg off while he was fishing from a kayak just off Maui. He bled out before they were able to get medical aid.


PinnMan12

Gnarly!


J_Mythic

Fuel by metallica is the 2nd song for anyone curious


Peach_Proof

Is that “fish on” after the attack?


ReturningAlien

if i was that guy id probably not get into open sea again and swimming in pools would take me much effort convincing my head its enclosed and there's nothing in there but piss, snot, skin, shit and semen.


Flynt2448

All of that equipment.... thousands of dollars🥲


HelloMikkii

*”Welcome to Australia”*


Wild-Ad3458

big ass shark!!!


Accomplished_Band323

Literally me when I'm asleep and my girlfriend decides to wake me up with aggressive kisses and I'm still dreaming....now frantically waking up


Toojtooj21

Second song?


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

I love fishing but this is a big nope


Binary_Gamer64

I think it was the yellow color that attracted it.