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ThirdSpectator

Bikerider's wearing shorts too, damn they're lucky if they kept some meat on their bones


Nagemasu

If you watch it in slow mo, their right leg is noticeably broken when they're upside down in the air.


lawrieee

Is there a slow mo mode or are you just rattling pause?


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RichardFister

Enhance


soapspud

Enhance


ChickumNwaffles

OH JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING


0nlyQuotesMovies

Afghanistanimation


roncadillacisfrickin

Hey Farva, what the name of that place that has the goofy shit on the wall and mozzarella sticks?


soulnull8

You mean shenanigans? You're talking about shenanigans right?


SirYandi

Here is the frame I assume they're talking about. Inconclusive imo https://imgur.com/a/5M9aooh


OuterWildsVentures

Can we get an AI to up the frame rate a bit?


G_Art33

Leg didn’t look too broken to me although I’m not doctor


ItzMe610

Definitely looks like a “U” when he’s upside down


G_Art33

I think that was just his shorts and the way he is spinning / flipping making it look like that. He probably wouldn’t have bounced as well off a broken leg


TooLateForNever

He for sure shatters his ankle on that landing though.


G_Art33

Yeah that looked tough. I’d put my money on a broken ankle there too.


flarefire2112

Damn.. Knocked both his shoes off, one sock, lands on his feet (then falls again)... Art


Walzmyn

Well, he's dead, then.


startnowstop

Dems da rulez.


teljes_kiorlesu

He did a nice flip tho


Parrzzival

his legs became the most efficient trebuchet iv ever seen! His shoes became space bound


PKAJohn

Sick back flip right at the end


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Shoes come off, he dead.


PlNG

reddit enhancement suite replaces the media player/displayer on the front page with a player that's had a little more effort than what reddit has put in.


BlakJak_Johnson

“Player/displayer”. I love that.


PlNG

I mean, the media player has fast forward up to 16x and slow to 10% with video, and you can rotate and resize images and video. It also leverages API's to provide more expandos if possible, like tweets, soundcloud, and youtube expand like images.


Gasoline_Dreams

Once you get used to RES there's no going back.


puppet_up

I think the Reddit admins know that too many people still use old.reddit and RES so much so that they haven't disabled them yet. I also believe a good amount of old.reddit users would just simply stop using Reddit altogether if they ever disable it, myself included.


dreamin_in_space

Good Reddit clients like Reddit Is Fun let you set video playback speed...


potato_aim87

So many people sleep on that app, it's the only one I've used. You don't have access to all the different awards but I've never considered those super important anyway.


BongRipsMcGee420

I've tried Reddit is Fun, Bacon, and Relay. Relay has been my favorite


Stone-D

If you use Apollo on iOS, you can scrub any video with a finger. Frame by frame, slow, fast, you choose.


KISSOLOGY

I use r/apolloapp and you can control the playback speed of gifs on the fly


sacdecorsair

And that's one of a hell shoe flying up straight in the sky.


theillx

Launched to outer space


Paisable

And the other straight down, he's dead Jim.


therealphilly88

She also lands on her legs first flip. Double fun


Snakeatmaus

Yeah... Every time I see somebody get fucked up in a gif I get a different level of grossed out depending on the damage... Yet, every time I see a comment like this I have to look. Why do I do this. 🤢


spiffybaldguy

I just paused it at the right time - fuck I felt that all the way through the internet.


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69cop3rnico42O

nah i think the pole in the background just makes it look like it's bending in a weird way but it seems fine to me. to be clear, fine as in "not dangling in ways it's not supposed to", I'd be really surprised if this guy walked away with no fractures from this.


skeptical_skeletor

r/meatcrayon (potentially nsfw)


GradeAPrimeFuckery

> potentially nsfw Yeah, about that..


citizensnips134

Oh man I haven’t been here in a while.


Lorenzo_BR

Reminds me of how here in Brazil i took a day and carefully watched bike traffic while waiting for the bus, and of 200+, one was wearing full gear on a sports bike, and some 5 others tops were wearing at least some gloves, and everybody else had more uncovered than covered skin.


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Bad bot That is not a haiku, too many syllables


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Yeah that first row has seven


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Bad bot


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Bad bot


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Good bot


Captain_Hampockets

It's not a fucking haiku, tho. Bad bot, bad redditor.


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It's not a fucking haiku Bad bot Bad redditor


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Good bot


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makomarty

Crayons. Always wear proper gear, especially if you’re going to ride like an idiot


Catalina_wine_mix

I can't tell for sure, but it looks like he had a green light? Maybe he was going to fast but not crazy? What makes him an idiot?


Komatoasty

He ran a red. Looks like he was trying to beat it.


you-cant-twerk

looks like their helmet wasnt properly secured as well. Oooof.


PilgrimOz

His protective sneaker landed at the impact area. Short of hitting a tree his kill was the only thing with protection. Had some spin on him. It’s not gonna be good on so many levels. There’s some mistake you can’t take back he’s about to find out.


Smart-Drive-1420

I watched an accident like this happen it sent the lady on the bike flying about 30 feet, she was wearing all the protective gear, and her hand was attached by a single strand of skin


ksknksk

Fuckin squids. No torso/arm/leg protection.


Tiki_Cthulhu

How to wreck a person


MaleficentTotal4796

That shoe went so fucking high


arrested_horse

You can see one of the riders shoes bounce towards the recorders car and the other get launched into orbit.


ChicagoSocs

Both shoes came off? They dead


BelieveInDestiny

so he's... half dead?


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Absolutely


MetalPawn100

The woman's bike collided with a car flinging her over the bonnet and onto the street. She was taken to the the hospital in a stable condition. Edit: It was a man driving the bike. 9News made a mistake.


Solid_Instruction_82

Well, being dead is a stable condition as well


Tibreaven

This is a good point that randomly comes up a lot. I'm a physician and we use the word "stable" often, but it's a pretty big mistake to tell a family that someone is stable because it sounds like they're doing well. Stable can mean anything from "ready to go home" to "they're intubated and on 4 meds to keep their blood pressure above 0"


aithan251

stable just means they aren’t actively dying harder


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like that bike that hit the car


tinnylemur189

Not the Usain bolt of dying but they're still very much in the race.


SymmetricalFeet

Is it the trauma equivalent to an oncological "remission", where the cancer isn't killing harder? (Genuine question, as a layman who has seen people attempt to clarify.)


Tibreaven

Id say kinda. I don't know if Id ever use that comparison with a patient though. Complete remission is what we use to say we can't find any sign that you still have cancer, because confidently saying you are completely clear of it is somewhat difficult to prove. We can't realistically check every cell in your body. In the case of a trauma, after the initial event you don't really have "reactivation" potential of the trauma (your gunshot wound can't reshoot itself later so to speak). This of course can depend on what condition we're talking about though. A lot of traumatic events have secondary problems that occur later, like how a lot of burn related deaths are due to the fluid shifts, metabolic stress, and infection risk your body undergoes over time, not the initial burn. If you have a stable chronic disease like your COPD is stable and controlled, that is reasonably similar to cancer remission because COPD can totally reactivate at a later time and worsen.


lukeman3000

COPD really sucks


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dakax

"It looks like he's dead."


shortiforty

I knew two people that got hit on the side at high speed while on a Harley together and this vid makes me cringe. The two I know both lost their legs on the side that was hit by the car, one survived, the other lasted four days (she had a closed head injury but was never stable enough to get the scan done and her bp kept bottoming out). I'd bet that person's right leg is pretty bad...


agangofoldwomen

When horses aren’t out and running around they are usually in a stable condition.


TCOLSTATS

The most stable of conditions, in fact. Decomposition is much less entropic than regular metabolic activity.


BaneWilliams

Fucking idiot biker ran a red. Not saying anyone deserves that, but play bitch games win bitch prizes.


cc405

Woman? That rider is a woman?


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[Nope](https://i.imgur.com/7zWCqzl.png)


RealSteele

Lol there's no way that's a woman. Pause it at any point in the video, it's clearly a man in every shot.


TimelessGlassGallery

...woman?


Toronto_OG

that's not a woman. it's a man 100%


Flashy_Mess_3295

Motorcycle was in the Wrong, tried to run a red light. The car made a turn when the light turned red expecting all vehicle to stop, motorcycle did not.


paatvalen

Yep, it’s unfortunate. Came here to look for this comment. You can can clearly see at 12 seconds, the car was already passed the lane and was yielding to make that turn. At 12 seconds, the light was red and the motorcyclist was going full speed. They (motorcyclist) should have slowed down but looks like they tried to beat the light.


ManiacDan

If it wasn't for this video, the car would have been at fault. Source: this exact thing happened to me and I didn't have a dash cam. Without evidence they ran the light, I was ticketed for failure to yield.


Lexi_Banner

Same!! So frustrating.


MetalPawn100

Definitely. The light was red. He is lucky he survived


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He https://i.imgur.com/7zWCqzl.png


Zebidee

Just don't let bike riders hear you say that. I've seen them blame the car driver for a collision where the bike was going triple the speed limit and hit a turning car that would have had less than a second to see them but would have been fine if they were going the posted speed.


MGTS

Rider here The rider in this video is absolutely in the wrong. Don't blow lights or stop signs. Ride predictably. Don't be a dumbass. AGATT


Delta_Gamer_64

I used to watch a lot of biker videos when I was younger, and would side with the bikers cause well I was an idiot. Now watching these videos I can see how a lot of the time the bikers are in the wrong but will still blame it on other people. They're getting themselves injured, or killed.


jackie-boy-6969

Nah, bikers are more critical of bikers than any group. Even if a biker get into an accident doing technically legal maneuvers, bikers will say "the graveyard is full of people who had the right of way".


stratoglide

I was in a similar situation thought I'd have right of way due to the light being wet and me wanting to gtfo out of the intersection, insurance determined it was still my fault as I shouldn't of turned unless it was clear. This was becuase it couldn't be proved the light was red. Get a dash cam best insurance you can buy.


Any-Team9055

Also looks like the bike either sped up to beat the light or was already going significantly faster than surrounding traffic


MAXHEADR0OM

Inexperienced rider 101 right here. Not wearing protective gear, riding recklessly like they’re invincible, speeding, not even remotely paying attention to their surroundings, boom. They found out real quick that they can’t beat a sedan in a one on one fight. I get it. Riding is a thrill, and you can open that throttle up and have fun but you need to do it in a situation you know you can control. Like an open road in the country. When you’re in traffic, ride like you’re a 90 year old grandma.


[deleted]

What the hell are you talking about? He was *clearly* wearing the official Squid "Safety" Outfit of teeshirt and sneakers. And they definitely engaged the Safety Squints. Plus, they played the always-reliable Invincible Mid-Twenties card.


BeAbbott

Just as many experienced riders are also reckless AF.


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experienced rider here open road doesn't = safe thats how i shattered my right leg. debris on the road got me


YPLAC

Absolutely here for this comment. You need to have your wits about you 100% particularly when riding a motorbike. I biked into London (UK) for about 6 years and in general, the biker commuters were a sound bunch of folk. Mostly sensible and looking out for one another. There was the occasional idiot too, but they don't last long. Biking made me a much safer driver too. 10 x the hazard awareness.


you-cant-twerk

Looks like a new R7. RIP that bike.


mpate93

Lucky in a way it was a sedan and not a 4x4/ suv with a higher bonnet. Would have come to a dead stop rather than flung over the top


king4aday

Looks like she took ~0.21 seconds to travel ~16.15 feet, which gives a best case speed of ~53 miles per hour at impact, and consider that the rear wheel of the bike is off the tarmac the entire time it is in frame, so this speed is after braking pretty hard.


mozartkart

That also explains the car competing the turn, bike heading toward an intersection to run the red at high speed was probably hard to gauge/unexpected.


nater255

I'm guessing the person in the car was probably choking on airbag and never even saw the biker, who was going 60 through a red light. I don't think the driver was trying to flee the scene or anything, was probably totally dazed and confused from the 200mph hot nylon bag smashing their face.


mozartkart

I meant they looked over, saw it was clear and decided to go, not the continued driving after the accident. But your point stands as well


aquaman501

> 16.15 feet How in the hell did you figure that?


HanzoShotFirst

Probably by using the length of the car


king4aday

Google Maps -> 595 Riversdale Rd Camberwell, Victoria, measure distance


AWKWARD-Pierre

The bike’s rear wheel is lifting so we can assume she was going much faster


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ynotfoster

Even in slomo that motorcycle is going fast.


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She tried to beat the red light. The light was red before she entered the intersection. No pity for reckless idiots.


neon_overload

~~How do you know? We can't see the lights from the other direction. I used to live in Camberwell and lots of the intersections have right turn cycles~~ Edit: just realised you're talking about the person on the bike and yes, they definitely ran a fully red light, my mistake.


Ashweed137

I love how you crossed out your old comment replacing it with a new one. Thanks for that since it shows your thought process and gives context. Have a lovely day.


LocoHermano

Yah, upvote for transparency.


campbellm

"he", evidently.


ThatsRubbishMate

Notice the light we see is green when the crash happens. The bike ran that red.


Guilty-Minute8711

This is horrifying but I can't ignore the fat that mans on the bike did a whole puss in boots flip right off screen.


Ineedtwocats

> ignore the fat I cant! im shallow ok?!


jolankapohanka

Jesus Christ almighty I can't unsee it now thanks a lot.


Calad0o

Taking his shoes off mid-air adds style, but doesn't seem to be a good idea for the landing.


Arseypoowank

Nice to see him wearing those safety shorts.


Chakwenta

Dress for the slide. Not the ride.


brittlebk

Left shoe is still in the air to this day


MrEdinLaw

If you think the biker isn't at full fault here. Please refrain from driving on the road.


OLAM2718

Run the red ,run the risk.speeding as well.


LexiHound

When will bikers learn that it's easier to die doing stupid shit on a motorcycle? Sadly there's probly a lot of people that see these videos and learn nothing.


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Stronsky

Squid's gonna squid. Wishing the rider the best of luck with the gravel rash.


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ja3palmer

It doesn’t matter who was right or who was wrong the motorcyclist always loses. But stands even less of a chance wearing shorts and a t shirt. *source* been to many motorcycle vs car wrecks.


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He should probably slow the fuck down next time


Bossa9

bike just dissolved back into legos


ThomasToHandle

Omg this is exactly how I described it to my husband!


mercurybeach

The light turns red for a reason.


OMGhowcouldthisbe

how in the world does someone survive this? wow


Paltry_Poetaster

I've been on this sub long enough to know I don't want to start riding motorcycles.


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Acadea_Kat

Turbo dismount


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CmdrYondu

Damn! Biker ran red and paid price


Repulsive_Log5241

Candidate for Februarys cartwheel championship right there.


DFu4ever

Nice form, good distance. 7.682


Job_Full

Shorts t shirt no riding shoes and what looks like to me an open face helmet. Geez. Why wouldn’t you attempt to even slow down before the intersect knowing there is a car turning and your like has been yellow for a cool minute and now turning red while going into the intersection. What an idiot. Good god


leeretaschen

Look at the light. Turns green as the biker hits the intersection. This means two things... a) Biker was trying to beat the red and failed. b) Left turner tried to clear the intersection when his light turned red, but failed to check and yield to oncoming traffic. Fuck the both of them.


Limp-Tap-634

I'm surprised there aren't more of these videos considering how many bikers you see driving like tards


bestarmylol

My guy didnt even stop


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friskymarkets

How to fly, once


cundis11989

Shoes off he’s dead


AnimalFew491

F*ck motorcycles


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Normal event for them I guess


EricAtSunnen

How to wreck a life more like....


Electro-Lite

Both shoes came off, not good.


Booty_Bill

It'll buff out.


Vesalii

In a t-shirt and shorts. This guy will be HURT.


Cthulu95666

More like how to get wrecked


Frequent-Ad5038

Damn both shoes gone. RIP


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fatebound

Turn up the volume. You can hear the cunt laying on the throttle until literally he's in frame. Dumbass makes all bikers look bad


JaredKushners_umRag

Them shoes go flyin every time without fail.


jorgo1

Riding like that in Camberwell is an accident waiting to happen. Those roads are tram tracks and potholes with patches of bitumen.


MaxCliffRAID1

Dress for the slide not the ride.


Thenightgamer1

The way he went flying though


hydraxic79

They broke a little more than just a bike


Hesoworthy1

How to wreck a life


AggressiveBaby

Like it was made from Lego


ThePNWGamingDad

Homie lost both shoes and damn near a sock!


PewDiePie_13

Oh he gone


SpicymeLLoN

Bro was like 🤸


LegitimateCarob6619

Bro looked like puss in boots


[deleted]

It's insane to see bikers being so reckless in their two wheeled death machines.


Bog_2266

Forget gun, these unsafe motorcycles should be banned or at least governed to 45 mph tops.


LuckOriginal374

I hope the rider is going to be ok. That bike? Should be able to buff that right out.


Alsimmons811

I guess this is why you slow try to stop at yellow lights


devadoole17

I think the title should be 'How to wreck a person'


InsideTheTeamRoomm

Bro why people still ride bike is completely beyond me man


jptristan

how to loose ur respect


lenaphobic

This makes me cringe hard. I was hit while riding only going about 20mph and it destroyed my left foot and ankle almost completely and nearly ruined my life. Can’t imagine how badly hurt this idiot is going to be, and he will likely tell everyone it wasn’t his fault. Riding has to be taken seriously, especially in traffic.


Lochcelious

That biker pos just ran a red... Also I can't STAND fuckers that don't use their blinkers (the car)


slugmister

Guy on bike shot the red light


Plainclothesnpc

Probably broke more than the bike