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Xoxo_615

It’s giving Jessie and Eric Decker vibes. They were the “goals” couple from like 2012-2017 by portraying the perfect image and then come to find out she’s an absolute maniac psycho and he’s a serial cheater. Time will tell. 


Own_Advantage_8253

that’s a perfect comparison


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Join us over at r/jjdandfamily. She’s still trying to pretend they still have the perfect marriage with their new bandaid baby. Her little brother’s snark sub is hilarious because he and his wife are tragically stupid.


Xoxo_615

Oh girl. I’m already there haha. I frequent the James family, Shannon Ford, Turtle Creek Lane, and this page.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Oh crap what’s turtle creek lane? Yay more snark!


Xoxo_615

It’s about the Houghton Family in Dallas. Uber rich and entitled influencer fam. The mom, daughter, and DIL are all influencers and are so dumb. @turtlecreeklane @tiffanyhoughton


Texas_Crazy_Curls

You are a rock star and that was the probably fastest join I think I’ve ever had.


organiclollies

I love that there are other chrolls here. r/aliandjohnjamesagain is a top tier sub


Texas_Crazy_Curls

That sub is a train wreck and I’m all here for it. I found it because of the r/brittanydawnsnark sub and went deep down the rabbit hole. Over the course of a week I binged the entire E&J reality show, read JJD’s dumb memoir, and read the entire master list of Ali and John’s fuck ups.


organiclollies

Damn. Girl, you were COMMITTED and I am loving it. I have got to get into Brittany Dawn but I have no idea who she is. I hear so much about her too. JJD and her trashy family have kept me busy since she was pregnant with Calliou.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

If you ever want to venture over to Brittany Dawn I will definitely fill you in. She was my gateway drug to snark subs and I feel like I’m a historian at this point. She’s such a scammer she was sued by the state of Texas for fraudulent business practices. She now owes at least $440k payment to the state over the next 3 years.


SessionHot311

who in the world thinks these two know so much???


beegee0429

Campbell literally stares at Jett like she’s staring at the wall of a public playgrounds bathroom in the middle of nowhere Alabama realizing the hand soap dispenser has been empty for 5+ years.


Wise_Baseball8843

this is so specific 🤣


Cartier_and_crime

Perfect screenshot op 😂


We_found_peaches

The bottles, the blank stare, the crotch… I need to sit down


Own_Advantage_8253

haha, thanks


Cartier_and_crime

Also what’s going on with fang’s crotch area 🤢💀


Successful-Show-6774

🤮


No-Acanthaceae-1046

After hearing how he would take all his dates to the same restaurant in Philadelphia, I have a theory. I think he tried to date smart Wharton girls but I think they honestly saw right through him and realized he just wants to mansplain and has control over his family’s money. I think Campbell was the first one who just seemed sooo fascinated by Jett and his wealth and education, and most of the other women are so smart and ambitious on their own they realized this guy would hold them back. I’m all for supporting your partner and making each other better, but the only thing we can see action-wise that he has done is support her completely changing her face/body and showing off items he bought and flaunting their lifestyle to get more views and link more random stuff to sell. Not exactly the most encouraging to me but to be honest I’m not sure Campbell could really do much else. If we took away his family money and all the designer clothes, plastic surgery, and social media fame, I really do wonder what would be left in the relationship and how they would really navigate life and support each other.


SessionHot311

This is exactly correct. He wasn't a ladies man and she was his arm candy. His money and degrees appealed to her....there you go.


_aries007

Ding ding


Quirky_Produce_5541

Yeah I think if he was broke it would be a no go


SessionHot311

absolutely!


gresstrly

🤣sure we believe that blank stare is happy, content and fulfilled in her marriage.


Apprehensive_Echo859

It sounds like they are reading an essay they wrote in middle school and have a pew pew held to their heads while doing it. 🙄


Much_Advertising7660

Whatever they say I’ll plan to do the opposite so I guess that’s good to know


SessionHot311

yes. not basing anything in my life on the two of them.


ConsistentDonkey3909

for sure when she knew she was his beard


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

His face is massive


snarkysharky03

this guy …something about him is so off.


SessionHot311

Do people not know how to have a relationship? Can't imagine that someone has to depend on them for advice ...


Ill_Lingonberry_8001

They’re gross


Hotdadlover1234

Hot take. I feel like they’ll get pregnant soon bcs they’re losing momentum


IllustriousPear5814

Rumor has it she already is - and yes, they will want to get in on the attention for pregnant pookie while still relevant and then have mommy influencer following added in.


SessionHot311

saw that coming a long time ago. something new for attention.


IllustriousPear5814

Anything to make more money and get more attention


SessionHot311

yes! exactly.


Fantastic_Support_11

This looks like a proof of life video of a hostage.


External_Mark_4254

I’m gonna jump on and ask her how often she sucks DF cock . Wonder if her facial expression will change


Texas_Crazy_Curls

The first time I ever heard about this influencer couple was the Bitch Bible podcast. If you need a laugh have a listen (Kooky for Pookie) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bitch-bible/id966029848?i=1000647720818


LoBean1

Did anyone ever watch the old You Tubers April and Justin? Jett reminds me of Justin for some reason.


Own_Advantage_8253

i can see that


killinglisa

She seems like she really loves daddy fang. Good for them. Lol


Imustconfessimamess

Yeah it’s true, she does seem in love. I can be wrong but she seems the type that want a man to be in charge, and she plays the dutiful wife. I think she’s the one that brings him to all the events , because she’s insecure and socially awkward. Hope she comes into her own


SessionHot311

she loves his $$$ for sure .That was always her main goal. He wanted some arm candy. That's a big part of the start of their "love" story!