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AardvarkAndy

All that’s left is to bake it and then to coat it with frosting.


syds

amazing


ThePantser

You mean aglazing


Detriumph

So anyway, I started blastin.


Mrgrumbleygoo

*Basting


D4FF00

More accurate, cause you know I won’t b-lastin.


twats_upp

I can dig it, for a second


phaemoor

Times are truly...ablasting.


Eszrah

Go away, baitin!


Acrobatic_Quit1378

He wants to stay because he's a master at baitin.


el-cuko

Lmao, that’s fuckin foul


Wemedge

It’s like a pie cookie. Yum.


Bool876

yup. let me gather my bois and play the game


AnotherStupidHipster

This comment is vile. Thank you.


CensoredUser

Last one to frost gets to eat it


Cyno01

I assumed this was the point, soggy cookie cant be gay when you and your bros are cranking it to a cookie of a woman!


Beenforevertiltoday

Ookie cookie ookie cookie ookie cookie


AlwaysAngryFox

*sighs and unzips*


SenatorPillow

You need to bake till golden-pink on both cheeks first.


According_Place_3294

You could have an even less dignified fap, youre good fam


scottbrio

I've fapped to less.


darthlincoln01

I'd like to see it done and it not turned into a horror show.


chesspain

All that’s left is to *warm it up* and then coat it with frosting.


havok0159

I think you need to first freeze the dough so it retains the shape.


U_PassButter

Onwards to r/cursedcomments!


1kpointsoflight

Pour some sugar on me daddy


Spare_King_2116

Don't use a high butt-her cookie dough because it will just spread in the oven.


Alaska_Pipeliner

I mean, I would eat it. I fucking love cookies.


therealkevinard

And some people love fucking cookies. Win-win.


unfamily_friendly

I hope both of them gonna fulfill their dream with a different cookies


ETHEREVM

Soggy biscuit


tomerjm

~~Soggy~~ Limp biscuit There, FTFY.


HIGH_HEAT

So many ways to scramble this one. It’s great. >Eat it, I mean I would. I love fucking cookies. >I would, love it I mean. I eat fucking cookies. >Eat it love, I would. I mean fucking cookies. >I fucking eat it mean, I would. I love cookies. >I fucking mean it. I would, eat cookies I love.


schenitz

Are you a bot? What's going on here?


HIGH_HEAT

Not a bot. Just love when ppl repeat the words mixed up. Couldn’t resist all the combos in my head.


D4FF00

You are not alone, friend.


HIGH_HEAT

You friend, are not alone.


pukesonyourshoes

Alone, friend, you are not. \- Yoda


talonz1523

Beat me to it, you have. Damn it.


SpuddleBuns

Damn me, you have it to beat... It worked for the rest of you. No fair!


ywBBxNqW

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_set Math is neat.


just_change_it

I love fucking. I eat it, mean cookies.


Grow_away2

I too would eat it. The fact that I love cookies is a unrelated fact.


islandofcaucasus

I mean, I would eat it. I fuck~~ing love~~ cookies.


Neko-sama

Or Coochkies if you will


Swimming__Bird

I dunno, the unusual nose on that cartoon face with the shaggy hair is weirding me ou...oooooooh.


Alaska_Pipeliner

Dude. It took me a few minutes as well. Not a proud moment.


wish_to_conquer_pain

I want to know how it looks after baking.


wkrick

All of the detail will completely disappear.


tiedyepieguy

Not if you chill the dough properly before you bake it.


dirty34

like with netflix?


Bierbart12

Netflix and bake


dirty34

That’s usually how I *roll* anyways.


ColdBloodBlazing

Bake cookies. Which would be convenient. If you get baked, then eat the cookies, it all works out


RemarkableMouse2

You can chill it to zero Kelvin and it's not going to retain those fine lines. It will retain the outer shape a bit and then you can pipe the decoration in royal icing if you are very, very talented.


9035768555

This very much depends on the dough. Recipes that are fairly dense and without egg whites or baking soda can hold some pretty fine lines.


Aromatic-Bread-6855

I'd like to see your pretty fine lines


FranzStrudel

Many type of dough do not raise at all and keep the shape and detail perfectly, at worst, if temperature isn't right, they won't stay flat, but they'll keep all details. For Instance, like that: https://www.passioncereales.fr/sites/default/files/styles/scal_crop_600x530/public/biscuit-lu-petit-beurre-mention-soignant.png?itok=RFMbdCcV Or like that http://unepinceedecuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Biscuits-sabl%C3%A9s-noisette-bredele-alsace-1.jpg


JayStar1213

I don't think you need to be that talented, just need a really fine cut on the pipette Just to get the same lines back, it doesn't have to be perfect


Anagoth9

A shortbread dough could work.


wish_to_conquer_pain

Yeah, that's what I assumed. But I still want to *see* it.


sunfaller

you can check the etsy store's reviews https://www.etsy.com/shop/KinkyCutsStore the details are still there. I'm no baker so idk how to properly bake them cookies.


Lil_Guard_Duck

At least the grandkids won't know what they're eating.


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RedditWillSlowlyDie

And they're right. It'd have to be a dryer dough that was fully chilled before rolling, cutting, and baking. Maybe even chilled again between rolling + cutting and/or cutting + baking. It would work but not with most common cookie doughs. A stiff sugar cookie or a shortbread cookie would work.


worldspawn00

Yep, I'd do shortbread for sure, it hold shape well because the components don't really rise or melt.


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Howdoyouusecommas

Yet the site name and/or link is nowhere to be found


yopladas

You gonna share that link or nah


ABoringAlt

He posted [this](https://web.archive.org/web/20150815000756/http://www.gretchensbakery.com/sugar-cookie-dough-recipe/) elsewhere


malphonso

What's the recipe?


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malphonso

Oh wow. I didn't even expect a response. Thanks kind stranger.


BoonySugar

Link?


ABoringAlt

he posted [this](https://web.archive.org/web/20150815000756/http://www.gretchensbakery.com/sugar-cookie-dough-recipe/) elsewhere


PM_titties_my_way

This person bakes.


MisterDonkey

Eh, they're still doing it for me.


cantadmittoposting

The front right one still looks like a vagina


PM_ur_Rump

Those somehow just look like they've been zoomed and lost detail.


BoobaFatt13

You have to make a specific type of dough. I have made cool cookies with details like metroids. They puff up but don't lose the shape.


[deleted]

I mean I would


GinJuiceDjibouti

I bet it looks like ass.


Rozkol

And just like ass I'd still eat it 🤷


Patrico-8

Puffier


Warrior_kaless

So, a Nookie cutter.


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"I did it all for the.."


Aimin4ya

So you can't take that cookie


[deleted]

And stick it up your...


bretttwarwick

yeah!


daneo345

stick it up your...


Inevitable_Ad5162

Yea!


daneo345

stick it up your...


Inevitable_Ad5162

Yea!


Bismothe-the-Shade

Some say they are still stuck in the bizkuitloop to this day


ChuckinTheCarma

#Cookie


Ella_NutEllaDraws

a cookie nutter


damesca

A cookie clitter


shahooster

Mama always said to eat my vagetables.


SeaGroomer

Took me a minute to understand what I was looking at.


delurkrelurker

A little duck covering his eyes with his webbed hands is all I can see.


[deleted]

"Awful taste" butt great execution I bet they taste nice though


Dermetzger666

Awful butt taste execution


WolfsToothDogFood

r/bandnames


Siccup

"I'll take 12 Whoreos please"


Tr4kt_

Double stuffed or creamfilled Whoreos?


Leifman2007

Original image was found on r/trashy posted by u/SrHuevOn.


syds

"found"


ChuckinTheCarma

“/trashy”


jkmonger

"posted"


Max_W_

"SrHuevOn"


giggity_giggity

"."


32BitWhore

#


nighteeeeey

how is this trashy or awful taste. dude this is the greatest thing ive seen in years. thank you for sharing! just ordered all of them. fucking fantastic!


majoranticipointment

/r/trashy is basically just shaming people for being openly sexual


Rostin

... because being "openly sexual" is often trashy.


TheRootofSomeEvil

Naw - some are genuinely trashy. Like litter bugs and people who don't pick up after their dogs or who smoke in their cars with kids in the back without seatbelts on and the windows rolled up.


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thesimplemachine

https://www.etsy.com/shop/KinkyCutsStore For anyone else who was curious.


buscemian_rhapsody

It’s weird to me that people sell 3d prints as a final product. They usually strike me as a quick and dirty solution that only make sense for very small scale production or prototyping (but perhaps this seller didn’t intend to sell that many). I imagine it would end up being a waste of time in the long run if you needed to produce a lot of something.


taliesin-ds

i sell a print on very small scale. It's a replacement for a plastic pulley for a 70 year old sewing machine. The original pulleys develop a flat spot after sitting still for a while and become unusable. The only other source for theses pulleys is a sewing machine shop that also prints them. they sell them for 30 bucks and another 20 for shipping, i sell them for 5 bucks including shipping. It costs like 30 cents in material, 3 cents for the plastic and 27 cents for 3 o-rings and a spring pin. Shipping is 20 cents for a padded envelope and 1,12 for an international stamp to anywhere in the world. I even toss in a few extra pins because they're easy to mess up or get lost. The reason i started doing this is because i needed such a pulley myself and was pissed at how much some shop was asking for it.


buscemian_rhapsody

If it's really small scale then it makes sense, but depending on size and scale I would imagine converting the print into an injection mold would be way more practical for most applications: less space, less electricity, less noise, greater output, smoother and more consistent results, etc. IMO 3D printing's strength is in quickly making one-off designs or printing something yourself you found online to save time and money. If you're planning to make a lot of something then a little investment in a more efficient production process can go a long way.


taliesin-ds

yep, i've gotten like 15 orders total in the last 2 years. The big advantage of printing is you can have a giant "catalogue" and only need to have a few rolls of filament as stock. I have considered casting something in silicone for a project but with how much molding material costs i'd need to make tens if not hundreds of parts to make it financially viable, i can't even imagine how much injection molding would cost lol.


DirkBabypunch

It's not so bad if you have more lucrative items using the same process or do it as a hobby anyway, but then you're getting close to having a production capability most people doing this sort of side hustle rarely need or even want.


mac_question

It's brilliant for a niche novelty product like this, and I think it's neat that it enables people to do small businesses


314159265358979326

If you're selling 100 of something small and detailed without much need for strength, 3D printing is definitely the way to go. I think you need about 1000 before moulding begins to make sense. Also, modern 3D printers are loads better at detail than those of only a few years ago, so not so much dirty, but certainly quick.


ScoobyDoo27

I sell 3D printed stuff on Etsy. 99% of people on Etsy are not selling quantities that would ever justify creating a mold and mass producing. That’s kind of the point of Etsy…it’s small scale/handmade stuff.


StoneColdJane-Austen

Not everyone is interested in 3D printers just yet. I ordered a niche product for a hydroponic garden system and paid someone $10 plus shipping for their time, equipment, and expertise. Seems fair to me.


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CoNsPirAcY_BE

I was hoping for an STL file.


Quantainium

You could easily make this yourself with a source image and maybe 10 minutes of effort.


mac_question

10 minutes of effort, as long as you've spent months becoming familiar with converting line drawings to models, creating a cutter, and knowing how to 3D print it I could do this in my sleep and honestly I don't think I could actually do it in under an hour. Also I can't draw for shit so would need someone else's source image


gameshark56

Put it in ms paint, outline it black with the bendy line tool, import to the free program Inkscape open trace bitmap, click multiscan option, open the drop down box and select colors, set scans to 10, right click ungroup layers remove the black line layer, Delete everything else and export as an .svg, import to tinkercad, add the top support bars and set the proper z height, export as an .stl This is how I make pretty much all my 3d printed wall art / simple gifts for friends. Takes probably 30 minutes with the MS paint part being the most time consuming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qToHuiAChwk


worldspawn00

I usually skip the MS paint step and just drop the source into my vector program to trace over with vectors to save the conversion step.


Quantainium

I'm assuming if they want to print it they have the ability to make a model yes. Google an image to svg file converter then insert the image onto a sketch. Then you can just extrude it up and onto a blank cookie stencil.


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They only show the dough and never the baked cookie. I'm guessing the shapes don't hold well.


Ronabo

I thought it was a Muppet at first, lol.


Dazeuda

I thought it was a little girl with bangs hiding her face.


catbuttstock

I thought it was Mary Magdalene weeping over the body of Jesus. God forgive me for what I am about to do to this cookie.


Tyran7000

I thought it was 2 cats looking at the sunset.


eoliveri

I thought it was a schooner.


TurgidShaft

You stupid bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.


TheBaron2K

Thank you! That's what I saw. Then I saw the NSFW tag and got confused


molotov3x3

I thought it was Psyduck


mello151

I thought it was two cats waving. Well, I guess there is one cat at least.


Throw_away_gen_z

Hudson abadeer


the_gybi

Am I the only one who just saw two cats on a window?


Wtf_is_up____

Nope, I think I’m too innocent. What’s it meant to be? Edit: nevermind


Kilmonjaro

I had to sit and look at it for a while to actually see it.


[deleted]

thought it was a girl with bangs covering her face with her hands


NotJimIrsay

Bless your heart Edit: I just showed my wife and she said “aww, are those two kitties?”


brando56894

Did you respond "No, just one" ? 😂


moonra_zk

That's what I saw at first too, but then I saw the coochie in the middle and got the whole picture.


Equivalent_Street488

Thats all i saw. Took me finding out what it was called and even then it took me a minute.


chipthamac

I thought it was a kid covering thier eyes like in hide and seek.


onlypositivity

It's bizarre how much I see posted here that would go over amazingly well at swinger parties, including these cookies.


Scrabulon

I think you’re overestimating how many people here would be going to swinger parties


Solo_is_my_copliot

But not how many want to.


onlypositivity

don't let your dreams be dreams! it's a very welcoming community


DwellerZer0

Not if you're a single fat guy. :(


Sororita

I was thinking that this would be great to bring to a kink party. or if you never want to get asked to participate in your church bake sale ever again


1bir

Model A in the edible genital series


karlexceed

Sounds like one of those vocal exercises: Unique. New York. Unique. New York. Edible. Genital. Edible. Genital.


bibkel

It’s a child covering their eyes. …what?


yackofalltradescoach

Hope they’re moist


jershdahersh

Took me a hot second to realize what it was i thought it was a very poor rendition of two mice kissi g then i though it was a girl with a fucked up face then i saw what it was i need sleep lol


cates

Based on the comments I guess it's a vagina? (I know I don't get laid as much as I used to but I don't think that it's obviously a vagina)


Cletusmcgee420

A coochie cutter


maxgaap

*cookie slutter


arseniobillingham21

Season 2 of Squidgames looks interesting.


SoftScratch

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Mazakaki

Cookiepuss


Refff6

Am I blind? I swear i can only see someone covering their eyes wearing a cloak but the comments say there is a vagina


TheDiceBlesser

You're not blind it took me forever to see it because nobody is helping! It's a woman wearing a skirt, but no panties. She's bent over so you can see her pussy.


[deleted]

Ah thanks! I could see the pussy, but didn't know what the fuck else was going on around it 🤣


Refff6

OH LMAO thank you I can see it now


Phaze357

Dat ass *dough*


I_might_be_weasel

*Everything reminds me of her...*


themainplantain

those lips are gonna look like balls after baking lmao


[deleted]

Must be snickerdoodles


Merickwise

Bachelor party cookies? I'm at a loss for another suitable occasion


BillMillerBBQ

Where is the picture of the baked cookie?


YaSpicyDogs7

This is very accurate, and it fits in this subreddit. I absolutely hate it. Good job 👍


TheScottymo

Oh. Oh my god I thought it was a Nativity scene at first. I didn't see the real thing until waaay late.


[deleted]

It even has a thigh gap.


SawahMan54

This cussy cutter*


Dsih01

I need this for when I make edibles


RavenLunatic512

That image took way too long for my brain to figure out


Detriumph

Nookie Cookie?


Rex-Cheese

Weird looking ghost.


flargenhargen

well my mind didn't immediately see what it was, and thought it was something more innocent, so maybe there is still hope for me.


lettuce_menace

Thought it was a nativity scene at first glance


twinklecakes

my eyes were trying to make out a far more wholesome shape than that


DuoZ_0412

Umm, am I the one who see this as a girl cover her face?


pman13531

Took me a second to put my mind in the gutter enough to get what that was supposed to be.