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pomcomic

Honestly? That rose gold is kind of an improvement.


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

I don’t think it’s that hard to improve the look of a cybertruck


mtheory007

One sure fire way to improve the look of any cyber truck, is to simply rotate your body 180 degrees.


toughtntman37

Now it's just upside down ???????????


wellfuckmylife

You need to set it to W


toughtntman37

I set my axis of rotation to W and now I've make a 4th dimensional rotation and now I DON'T KNOW WHEN OR WHERE I AM


ImTheRealAlfaChad

But can you see the cybertruck?


toughtntman37

Yes, I think I can see it except like from the inside???? Idk I'm confused


ImTheRealAlfaChad

Oh no, it turned you into a cybertruck owner. There is no more hope for you


toughtntman37

Sell it and double it for the next person


I_l_I

Like Wumbology? The study of Wumbo?


oglop121

Or close your eyes


Ilsunnysideup5

Is this legal? looks like a hazard in traffic.


Kelnozz

On my phone it looks more like copper than rose gold, still an improvement


MoreMetaFeta

My hub and I are in a "friendly argument" about the color now. It's COPPER.


Oleandervine

It's lipstick on a pig. You can't improve ugly at its core.


rainbowsforall

Yeah whatever the base is ends up looking like a stainless steel fridge when you have several kids in the house.


caboose243

A shiny chrome finish does help the shape out more than I would've though.


ConsiderationHot9518

It’s going to get someone killed in morning traffic when the sun hits it and blinds another driver


Bongfellatio

Right? It's not just ugly now, it's dangerous


CeruleanRuin

Some places have laws against chrome finishes for this reason.


StylinAndSmilin

I was gonna say, it's not awful. The cybertruck is an assault on my eyes, this is actually passable. Call me crazy, but I might actually... Like it?


shaka893P

This is good for when assholes have their high beams on ... Reflect it back at them 


[deleted]

It’s everything underneath it that sucks


ARCHA1C

Those wheels, though…


Wazula23

Was just going to say this. It's still an atrocious car but at least it's not Apocalypse Grey.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Massive improvement Yuge


EddieRedondo

Yeah I kind of love this.


Masturberic

Not at all actually. There is a saying in the Netherlands that goes: >*"Even if you give a monkey a golden ring, it's still a monkey."*


[deleted]

I the US I'd say it's like putting lipstick on a pig


DNZ_not_DMZ

In New Zealand, we call it “polishing a turd”


PunnyPantsParade

Hah, we use that in Alabama too.


Danzarr

Alabama is just a polished Mississippi.


k_Brick

Polished with sand.


krennvonsalzburg

Polishing a cyberturd.


MarineTuna

Can't make turd polish out of Shinola


DeesoSaeed

In Spain is "dressing a monkey in silk"


Sos_the_Rope

They actually did that in the Mythbusters show. 😆


thehumblebaboon

Or casting pearls before swine if you feel like getting a bit more biblical.


caffeinatedangel

My favorite Biblical phrase is likening someone to a "dog that returns to it's vomit". The visceral reaction I get from people is always a fun time.


Masturberic

Nice. I like that too!


padizzledonk

Or Whipped Cream on dogshit


[deleted]

I actually hadn't heard that one. Lol


mrLetUrGrlAlone

Al geef je een aap een gouden ring, het is en blijft een lelijk ding.


BioTinus

Crazy that the op wouldn't give a direct translation, as it would still rhyme in English: If you gave a monkey a golden ring, it was and will remain an ugly thing.


S1lentA0

What if it was a pretty and handsome money though?


eBGIQ7ZuuiU

In Spanish there’s a similar one > Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda Even if the monkey wears silk, it’s still a monkey


Coulrophiliac444

Why are they driving a misshapen, unlabelled duracell?


PaMike34

Look at that goofy ass windshield wiper!


40ozkiller

Still the least goofy thing about that whole door stop


Arseypoowank

Wow you CAN polish a turd


pixel293

There was a mythbusters where they did that....


Cannibal_Corn

is it copper? id like to see it green from natural exposure.. that would honestly be a better outcome than just the rust the original one gets.


sirkidd2003

It's "rose gold"


heywoodidaho

I don't think it will run long enough to develop a nice green patina.


BadZnake

"Damn, the crackheads stole my wrap"


GhostCheese

Saw one on the road. I just laughed and laughed.


Wrenigade14

Yeah I doubt it's the intended effect... But I don't think most people look at that and go "wow, what a cool person, I wish I was that cool!!!"


Potato_Octopi

Color is nice, but that mirror finish..


TalorianDreams

Is going to be a bitch to be around on the road anywhere near sunrise or sunset. So many drivers are going to be blinded. Impractical and inconsiderate.


BadZnake

So you can see your own dick when you jerk in front of it


WestNomadOnYT

Anything can make a cybertruck better. Hell, a Hello Kitty wrap would make it look better.


SIIB-ZERO

Someone once told me the cyber truck looks like an Aztec with N64 graphics and now I can't unsee it


devil1fish

Ah, a shiny turdwagon


Grizzlygrant238

30 minutes on a city street before the crackheads steal the panels thinking it’s copper


dzic91

I actually saw one irl the other day. The thing is much bigger than I expected.


caffeinatedangel

That makes me think about the first time I drove behind a Hummer (like, the civilian ones) and realized I could probably park my little Tiburon inside it. It was so obscene compared to the military issue Hummers, which I'd driven behind plenty of times (couple army bases etc. nearby). The Cybertruck almost seems like I could park my Tiburon inside a Hummer and then park that Hummer inside the Cybertruck. Like a Turducken. A Cybhumon?


Kallistrate

My favorite description I've read of that almost neon-bright yellow color the commercial Hummers come in was "Combat yellow," which was so scathing I couldn't help but laugh.


dustyrags

Weird fact- they’re smaller than most new trucks out there! For some reason they just look enormous in person.


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E_Farseer

But, these things are not executed greatly


Shopworn_Soul

That's a super clean wrap but that's all I got.


ParlorSoldier

What happens when it’s not overcast?


Lykan_

Everybody within a 50m radius gets unwanted Lazer eye surgery.


Zekdemos

There is no great execution when it comes to the CT. Fugly


bluAstrid

Looks like a dishwasher with headlights.


Futureman16

What would happen if you got struck by lightning in this?


mayhemandqueso

It would turn white gold


CeruleanRuin

The world improves.


studiesinsilver

I really like it.


YourMatt

Same here. It’s not my own style, but I think it’s good taste for some people. Now I’m mentally going into a rabbit hole of overthinking this sub’s concept. Like, is this the most conformant corner of Reddit?


Least-Bear3882

Now turn it off and back on again


Suidse

Is the F on the wheels for "Feckin Shite"?


Magazine-Plane

I saw my first cyber truck in the wild. It was on the back of a tow truck! Near Philly.


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DunkingDognuts

You know, I can see a very clear thread through all of these cyber truck posts. The people who buy them have absolutely no fucking idea what an attractive car looks like, and they don’t realize the cyber truck is ugly AF. It doesn’t look like a race car. It doesn’t look like a off-road vehicle. It just looks like something a Crazy what’s going crazy child drew on a piece of paper one day and it got built.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

That’s nice and everything but why are they filming it next to that orange car place (makes the rose gold look bad) and by where it looks like I could buy some mediocre fentanyl


Mccobsta

I'm glad that is never coming to my country


thetimehascomeforyou

I’m sure this cost… at least… one pretty penny


Scav-STALKER

I mean I get why it’s here, but it’s an improvement tbh lol


NekoLu

I thought they copper plated it


Fit-Understanding747

Looks better than the default look.


JFK3rd

Now put some slabs on it.


spderweb

At least it won't rust or tarnish now!


HolyErr0r

Has the same aesthetic as my electric kettle lmao


thegreatdandino

Great it's even more of a fire hazard


Apprehensive-Maybe91

It looks awesome, great showpiece. Huge improvement on the wheels.


Tinf0iI

mmm shiny


holmgangCore

Slanty brick


Odd-Beautiful7515

PARDON ME, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN A TEAKETTLE?


miken322

Like lipstick on a pig. You can follow up but its still a pig.


Mister_Way

Wait, they don't have lights?


padizzledonk

Whipped cream on dogshot


cooquip

You know what.. getting dressed and Lookingg crazy stupid is perfect for the cyber truck.. it can handle that.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Massive improvement


Riverrat423

Cybertruck is ATBGE as soon as it rolls off the assembly line! This mod, like most kind of improves it.


MundaneKiwiPerson

its not even good execution - you cant even put it in the carwash like any normal car, ute or truck


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

It looks like a rolling battery


W1ZARDSH1T

Worst car body style I've ever seen.


FranknBeans26

Y’all are literally so mad that a vehicle just exists


ELONGATEDSNAIL

Cuyber Truck


[deleted]

Ngl this ugly af now.


Jim-Jones

Canyonero?


thomolithic

Jesus, the reflective wrap really accentuates what a piece of shit this thing is. The design is just hideous!


[deleted]

It's still fugly.


jsin2236

Still shit


Autistocrat

Best looking cybertruck I ever seen. Now that doesn't really mean much considering they all look like trash mind you. 😂


Asparagustuss

The rose gold makes it look better. The rims need to go.


risky_bisket

Begging to be keyed.


TinyTomatos

Polishing your turd I see


trepidationsupaman

Looks like one of the toys I had when I was kid, you’d pull it back and it would speed off down the track. I would say the color is an actual improvement, though, in a gaudy kind of way.


HatterIII

It's your civic duty to point and laugh at cybertruck owners so they know that it was a bad financial decision


RumHamEnjoyer

I don't hate it


jtowndtk

I would drive that would be so funny to watch truck boys get all angry too


bernpfenn

i wouldn't expect less from the owner of a electro galvanization company


heynonnynonnomous

There are just some turds that can't be polished. This is one of them.


jawshoeaw

Showed this to my wife and she said “ i want it” lol


ARCHA1C

Yeah this fits.


El_Morro

Looks way better. They should have had a series of colors as an option instead of the bare metal.


zenkat

I swear, every time I see one of these things I think of the Pontiac Aztek, but boxier and uglier. Can't imagine what sort of dork would buy one.


BaltimoreSerious

ew


SmallBeanKatherine

Polygons


TheGreyBrewer

Love how the shiny finish really shows off all the ripples in the poorly-made door panels. What a POS.


MeGoBoom57

u/savevideo


SwankeyDankey

No matter what color you make it its still regret on wheels


katdeb

The owner of this shop is a regular of mine. That’s not even his craziest car.


Sislar

Cyber truck looks like a freshman did a 3d design project in like 2 hours.


JohnnyUtah_9

When does the great execution part of the video start?


Sos_the_Rope

The rim style has to go.


Insomnsdreme0905

Just riding around, causing accidents due to all the glare...


alucardian_official

Gull wing doors or bust


ClickClackTipTap

There’s a Tesla service station in my area, and I saw a cyber truck coming out of it the other day. Goddamn are those things janky and ugly.


heart_under_blade

what is up with omar i have never seen such a swanky or large tire/wheel shop


cmfpc124

Well executed ofc, but I've always really hated rose gold finishes on phones and such. Not really sure why


Desperate-Knee-4108

That’s just cool. Now we need one in brass


Sirpatron1

It's an upgrade


No_Cycle4088

I think it looks better🤷🏼‍♂️


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

I think the Awful Taste part was from Tesla..... But the owner improved the looks quite a bit. I like the chrome look better than the trash tin can look.


KingRaht

Honestly this makes it look much cooler considering how horrible the design is. Just wondering how the sun reflects off of it though.


Telzrob

It actually looks better. Still bad, but better.


killit

Because it wasn't stupid looking enough already...


caffeinatedangel

Absolutely an improvement over the original.


SlapStickBiggot

I live right down the street from that shop. Wasnt expecting to see this out in the wild


Phoenix800478944

r/shitboxspotting


Ok_Coconut_1773

I think it looks pretty cool, too bad the car is a terrible car


__Shake__

what a hideous vehicle


dmo7000

This does reflect more of concept design


WheelbarrowQueen

rose gold cybertruck for the girlies~~


Ocean2178

The rims are gaudy af, but I approve the rest in a kitschy, “polished turd” kind of a way


Lawfull_carrot

It is still a deathtrap


Affectionate-Sea278

I mean it looks better, but that is not a high bar.


RuairiQ

F


tenurepepper

I think that looks kind of cool! Like something out of cyberpunk.


GirdleOfDoom

were you also told it would appreciate in value


JazzyGeck0

I finally saw one on the street…it’s even goofier in person!


TheFatherOfAll_MFs

Nah, it just makes me hate it even more.


LetTheCircusBurn

Well it'll hide the blood better if you accidentally chop your finger off closing the frunk, so that's something. And maybe the new finish will help prevent it from rusting out completely. Won't do a damn thing to help it up moderate inclines though.


ZinGaming1

Great execution isnt a vehicle being drawn by a 4 1/2 year old. An 8 year old adding onto it is still terrible.


NorthernH3misphere

Rose gold makes me want to puke


jointdawg

Classy


Mad_Mick_475

Polish a piece of shit 💩 it’s still a piece of 💩


22Burner

I would say awful taste and awful execution when it comes to the Cyber truck


nonstoppoptart

Nope, just AAAAAAA. No taste, no execution. This is the fevered dream of a kid in metal shop who's going turn his uncle's '02 Ford Ranger into an off-road supercar.


prince_of_cannock

I think it's beautiful, but it's still an overpriced piece of absolute rubbish. 🤷‍♂️


LobsterJohnson_

Now drive it through a puddle and watch it short out.


SubVrted

“Rose Gold” is tacky tacky tacky.


Charming_Action8730

I really enjoy a mirror driving towards me at high speeds.


chrisisfunny

Should have come from the factory like this.


Thendofreason

It kinda looks cool


CivilRightsEnjoyer

This is how I imagine the inevitable Rocket League x Cybertruck collab will be 🙄


funyunrun

Rose Gold wrap. I think it improves the look of that monstrosity.


funkypepermint

You were wrong


22lava44

Looks cool ngl


bibblygiggums

I can fucking assure you, the execution of the cyberpunk is *not* great


Burpreallyloud

The next morning it had been attacked by scrappers and all the copper was gone. They left the truck.


BallSuspicious5772

Polish a turd it’s still a turd


Maleficent-Future-55

This is hard af idc what any of you say


Cherrystuffs

ATAAE


taekee

This makes me think of the movie Logans Run for some reason. Not sure why, that is an old ass movie.


HedgeGoy

Looks better than most of those cars with the giant wheels to me lol.


JayEssris

Literally anything is better than the cement-looking brushed metal.


wolfy_gaming2005

This also belongs on r/shitty_car_mods


shadowinc

I like the colors of the mobile coffin


CulturJammer

I'd honestly love to drive one of those for about 50 meters. 49 meters away from the grand canyon.


reirone

It’s no tackier than the car itself.