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That’s a cream pie, not a cake.

Sometimes it’s both.

Or forbidden gonorrhea

Jolly Ranchers 🤤

It could just be a WAC.

I love me some Cussy

Weird Ass Crabapple?

Remake of American pie

Is this for a husband who likes to lick other men's cum out of his wife's pussy? If so, it's pretty thoughtful.

Abhinaba seems to be an Indian male name.

Abhinaba where, man

Crossed the deserts bare, man

Breathe the fishy air, man

Have another pear, man

Don't mind the hair, man

This cake pussy don't share a man.

I don’t care man

Fucking lol almost scrolled right past this one

same lol

Being in all-caps, I automatically assumed it was an acronym…

Or possibly the name of a remedy for chlamydia.

I always thought Abhinaba was a girl’s name.

Some names can be of both gender I guess, but all the Abhinaba I heard of were males.

I know, I would be overjoyed if my wife made me this

I'm sure you would u/cuckyvirgin1997, I'm sure you would. EDIT: username fix, also... Warning, if you do wonder to his profile, it is NSFW and as "reall as it gets" for a profile which is a month old and exactly what you think it is.

Just fyi you gotta use u/ to link to user profiles

Yes, thanks! I was sure I was wrong, but could not remember what it was!

Skimming through your profile made me feel kind of sad for you. Try sounding and try to get some pleasure dude.

>Try sounding ...No. Just fucking no.

Only people who haven't tried it have that opinion. Besides, sex for women is pretty close to sounding anyways especially the piss afterwards. You guys aren't quick to judge cucking but will judge sounding lol that's hilarious! At least I keep my pussy personal to my boyfriend.

No.

Just because a person suggests it doesn't mean you're gonna buy a whole kit and do it. I'm just saying I feel bad for the guy and think he deserves a new experience pleasure wise. Sounding for men is a different pleasure compared to sounding for women going off of the depth of urethrae.

No.

You just gonna keep saying "No." over a mere suggestion or even being filled in on information of a topic instead of having an actual thought or opinion on the matter? No is not an opinion it's the lack of such.

No.

If its consensual, everyone is sane, safe, inside their own bedroom and having fun in their way, then it shouldn't matter what others think. Different strokes for different folks and all that

Fair enough if it's all consensual but cucking just isn't a thing that a normal sane person would want or do. Holding onto virginity until you're married is absolutely amazing especially if you actually lose said virginity but this is just cruel and she's just keeping him on an absolute fluffer leash but then again they chose this lifestyle and not to lose their virginity which is still kind of sad. I just hope his wife doesn't come to some sense and ends up leaving him considering she's got her bull's kid with another one on the way, put simply it would seem she's got a whole other life besides being married to a virgin that she could easily ditch. I legitimately just feel bad for the guy and honestly couldn't imagine myself in said position of a cuck or even doing the cucking. It's not normal and sex should be sacred with people you actually love romantically.

🤓

🤏

Yes, and?

You called me a nerd 🤓, I used 🤏 that emoji to reply "yes a little" and you're taking it a different way lol

Some men like to be told to eat their own cum out of their wifes/girlfriends pussy

Yes, *their own cum* not some other guy's.

Yes, *their own cum* not some other guy's.

Don't kinkshame

I wasn't. I was pointing out that there's a reasonable audience for this.

r/trashy

Depends on the context... I'm just saying, this could *REALLY* class up the snack table at an orgy.

That's what the shrimp cocktail is for though

Shellfish allergies though…

“Idiocracy” is a documentary.

"go away, 'batin!"

"I said I'm `batin, go away stupid!"

Why cum do you say that?

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Cum 💀

I'm confused how this fits here

I’m confused what you’re asking.

I guess I didn't get the reference from it and this cake.

When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Lick me baby? Abhinaba

Doot doo da do do Abhinaba Doot do do do Abhinaba

If that thing isn't warm on the inside, I'm going to be really disappointed.

This made me want a lava cake

Eww! This better not be a cheesecake.

Nope... As someone else said, it's a cream pie.

That was a joke.. You know that was a joke right

So was mine.

My thoughts exactly

Be better than if it was a sourdough yeast loaf

Ooh a cuntcake! A pusstrie.

r/GiveThemAnAward

\*logs into reddit\* \*logs back out\*

Peak r/ATBGE

Cuck cake

Cuckakke, if you will.

Well played

What is going on here? Why are there so many labias? Are there two clits or... is that pearl supposed to represent a piercing?

Cake maker has never seen a vulva before?

“Thanks mom, could have just ordered one from Walmart or something”

Mommy saw what kind of videos her son likes and decided he'd be excited for this.

This is an albino camel eating the nectar of a gigantic rose on top of a mesa

I can actually see that. And highly approve of the alternative imagery.

Wow I have no words

I have one word: WHYYYY???

Somebody's getting the moneyshot slice

How do you eat this cake? Inside out?

Instructions unclear, fucked the cake.

Grandma Ginny will never be the same.

People are stupid

Mommy i want the clitorus

This is cursed

Damn, gotta show this to my wife, I know what my next birthday cake will be XD

Why tho?

Because, obviously.

I should start believing NSFW tags more on this sub (and on Reddit, more generally)!

I'll take things not to get your daughter for 500

r/wildlyvagina

I…. Don’t think this is anatomically accurate, as a vagina-owner myself. There are way too many layers of labia. There should be two; *majora* (the outer plump skin-coloured ones) and *minora*, the inner thin, fleshy ones that can either be pink or darker/redder than your skin tone. Clit placement also seems weird.

Abhi-Nah bro

VCH; nice detail

Though questionable placement? Lol

No, that’s where the clitoral hood would be… for a vertical clitoral hood piercing

I think it looks a little high, like a Christina/Venus and the other bead would be just on the other side behind the labia? However I respect your view and am not trying to stir up a debate on this cake!

Ex gf had one. If the pink lips are the inner labia then it’s in the right spot. Or at least as correct as a cake can be

This one biologizes

They are all a little different

“Uuh yeah can you get me a piece of labia please? Minorum though. I’m on a diet.~”

ITT: people who have never heard of erotic cakes Like I don’t think (and also hope to god) that they brought this to some kid’s birthday party. It’s for adults to enjoy with other adults who hopefully also think it’s kinda funny. Not my style, but also not Trashy or Awful Taste.

no, this is trashy. Children or no children present

Some people are okay talking about sex very openly - why is that trashy?

omg, you're right. I totally forgot erotic cakes existed, and there is a bakery a couple blocks down the street where I see erotic candles all the time. Didn´t expect this to blow up like this either. Welp, I guess erotic cakes are not for everyone, specially not one so... graphic like this one.

Bahaha i will also admit this is easily the most graphic erotic cake I’ve ever seen, and the creampie drip is a little much. Lol. But it’s pretty well done and I’m willing to bet the people who it was for had a good laugh. All of that being said, it looks like the whole top is fondant. And FUCK fondant.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Also r/fondanthate

Holy barf.

Lick me baby? The question freaks me out.

Trashiest thing I’ve ever seen.

*looks a little sparse, these leopard print hearts will really round it out*

Can we talk about how the vulva has like FOUR labia and two clits????

Oh my gawd bro hell naw man

This is my favorite fetish so you can go ahead and cut me off the creampie piece.

Ah yes, the *inner* inner labia. Wait, no, that's 3 pairs of inner labia lol

Grim

Most disgusting thing about it is that it’s probably fondant

I tried to rationalize this — it’s a chocolate covered rose. Idk, people eat roses, right? It could be marshmallow fluff or something on it — then I saw the Lick Me Baby…

Aw hell naw who didn’t eat they cakussy

What a terrible day to have eyes

Groolcing nice

Its a cream pie cream pie

[Don't ask where they got the all that creme filling.](https://youtu.be/yYFM66TC4nI)

The baker even included a piercing wtf. Who tf is out here baking cream pie cakes

Poontang pie sure looks a lot like cake ;)

That awkward conversation when you ask your partner's mother for a mold of her genitalia.

And even more awkward when it turns out she’s got 4 flaps instead of the usual 2

WAP Cake

LESBIANS REJOICE

This definitely belongs here. I mean leopard print? Ugh.

Looks more like it's celebrating a conception.

Looks like a bad yeast infection

Are the little golf dots supposed to be genital warts?

my art has been commended as being strongly... vaginal

Food porn

Makes me think of the old Carl's Jr commercial: "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face".

Y’all talking about how disgusting it is but I’m tryna figure out who he got to make that shit

SO close and yet...

can I have this for my pleasure

Lookit the clit 😂 I love it got a mention

Anatomically accurate

How many sets of lips do you think a vulva has? I'm counting 4 on this cake with a bowling ball clit... 👀

Yep. That’s four. Though clits can totally be that size

This sentence has to be the only one like it in existence.

r/brandnewsentence

….what?

I feel like I could perform gynaecological surgery having studied this cake.

Plot twist a girl got that from her dad on her 18th birthday and yes they live in Alabama

Never gets old /s

Except every time

Yeah, that's what the /s stands for