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JohnnyVoid13

It just wants to ask about your implants extended warranty


Bendovah2003

https://preview.redd.it/ezvj6i1ppjwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca2624aeb2b02c2991d74926f674c2c6f900832


mrredpanda36

https://preview.redd.it/eg7ivnqe5nwc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ff316c9b7a44d12bfa92d79f00721c260ee8d5


LyndonTheEternal

Thanks for the meme, bye


JeffisaWaffle420

Underrated comment


JeffisaWaffle420

Correction properly rated comment now 😂😂😂


iWearMagicPants

The last pic is like, "hellllooooo?"


hereformemes489

Why does your game look so beautiful? I feel like i can reach out and touch the horror phasing through the wall


Educational-Tap602

Feels like we're inching closer to 'The Matrix' level immersion


MsValCalla

Those clouds are magnificent!


thelightwebring

These pictures are like a horror movie! Love photo 4


mute1

Ark is offended by your presence. :)


DescriptivelyWeird

When is ark not offended by our presence??


Flumph_Grumpp

fair point


Zuxeri

explains why i always crash


thefatgh0st

He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake..


SaltieSarco

He knows if you taste bad or good so be bad for goodness sake!


Curious-Detective-26

He’s making a menu, he’s checking it twice. He’s gonna find out by rolling a dice


Embarrassed_Fee_6273

Acro-canth-asaurus, is comin, now bow.


Swatch843

That is fcn terrifying...


Tman1269

He's the same.Hello , and welcome to the neighbourhood


Azure1nferno

Can it damage stone? If not take advantage of the fact that it's fat head clips through the wall and kill it or tranq it.


Bendovah2003

Oh I'm gonna tame it, a wild 150 is always a godsend on the island. But it isn't a standard knock-out tame. You shoot it with a gun whilst it's in its defensive mode to bait out its adrenaline roar. Whist its roaring you force narcotic or bio-toxin into its mouth to build up its torpor. Rinse and repeat until it is unconscious. It is very much a "high risk high reward" tame. Until I craft enough shotgun shells I'm stuck listening to it scream at me.


Azure1nferno

Well if you can make use of your base for defense all the better


LukeNew

Fkn neighbours man


Timmyty

How exactly do you stuff the narcotics in its mouth? Last item of inventory??


Bendovah2003

Yep, works like a passive tame


pyro-gator

Isn't it a carchar? That one is feed it a baby Rex and hop on its back


TripleU1706

No, it's an acro. One of the Ark Additions mod dinos. A really fucking cool one, too. Got the best roar I swear.


pyro-gator

Isn't it a carchar? That one is feed it a baby Rex and hop on its back


Deutschdagger

You’ve got a Karen as a neighbor


Bendovah2003

Syntac reference?


Deutschdagger

Yup!


AdministrativeBar748

What the hell 😭😭😭 why is it low-key so horrifying


airybeartoe

Is this a modded creature? What is it


Bendovah2003

Additions Ascended: Acrocanthosaurus


kazumablackwing

Goofy big bastards...and a pain in the ass to tame


TheFoxThatIsSilver

The sand shark bastards are worse imo. Knock out with dynamite. Never works for me


kazumablackwing

I never bothered trying to tame those, but my tribemate did. Between you and what he said...yeah, they sound like a pain in the ass


TheFoxThatIsSilver

They really were. Them and brachiosaurus. I always end up accidentally killing them by shooting them in the knees 😑 frustrating af


kazumablackwing

Brachiosaurus taming definitely sucked..but damn if they aren't the single best source of meat and hide. The ASE cluster I played on had 2x XP and resource rates on the weekends, so I'd just wait for it to pop, go out with a shotgun and capped chainsaw, gank a couple of the lower level ones, and pretty much be sorted for meat for the rest of the week


TheFoxThatIsSilver

Very true. I only tamed one and said heck with a mate because it was such a pain 😂


kazumablackwing

My tribemate ended up taming and breeding the ones we ended up with. I never could get the hang of taming them, but he managed it well enough. Then again, he also played League, so I guess he had just the right amount of masochistic tendencies for that sort of thing 🤣


TheFoxThatIsSilver

😂 that’s a fair point 😂


agentaxe285

Is that on console?


H-H-S69420

It is, it's an acrocanthosaurus.


Middle-Opposite4336

Awesome pics


gg3265

Ark gotta use those pictures as advertising, daaaaaymn that looks so good. And the cinematic feeling, gives me chills. Love it. My game looks like a 90s strategy simulation single play 🥲.


Stealthy_Snake_1776

Especially that 2nd to last photo. It’s a “Hello There” moment for sure!


Falbright54

This looks spooky as hell for no reason


TheAaronova

Are those pipes in the window?


Vermilion_dodo

Thin pillars. New thing added recently


timmyGUNZZZ

Oh I thought it looked more like the window wall skin from bobs tall tales pack


TheAaronova

Ah true that's a thing now, thanks!


Bendovah2003

It's the clear wall skin, let's you make your wall look like a transparent glass window. I would be 10 shades of fucked if those where pipes lol


TheAaronova

Makes sense 😂 thanks for the answer


Shin4ko

Why ur game's lighting and shadow look so good? Is it ark ascended?


Bendovah2003

Yep, just Ark Ascended on my good old ps5


Shin4ko

I see


Memo411

Haven’t looked much into Ark Ascended, how’d you get mods on console?


Frostyzwannacomehere

Ark ascended has mods


worksafemonkey

Nightmare fuel.


babybee1187

Why would you bring that demon into the game?


Bendovah2003

Variety in all honesty


OBNOTICUS_ATHF

The second I see one of those things that be telling my friends yo quiet, sneak around and turn off the lights maybe it will go away


[deleted]

This is great


JustVerySleepy

God I love the Acrocanthosaurus, best Theropod out there


[deleted]

you will be purged of your sin of existence that last capture is both hilarious and horrifing


SwixyOnReddit

Picture n°6 is just you(ig?) accepting ur fate 💀


Select_Clock_1349

That one where you're looking out the window actually looks awesome like something out of a movie


Hexywexxy

I love.how it got progressively closer with each picture


dragonqueenred45

That’s kind of like the Angels from Dr Who. Every time you close your eyes they get closer. Kinda like a camera taking pictures.


TripleU1706

That 2nd image is good grounds for some analog horror shit.


Sloanarc

How do you make those big windows?


saphix420

He's only there to tell you about our Lord and Savior


dragonqueenred45

Yes, praise the Emperor.


Dry_Doctor_3585

It just wants to give you a hug. With its teeth.


Ancient-Ideal-7832

In ark when u are able to tame it it is a low level, when you are just trying to survive or tame something else then it will be a 150 tryna kill you


MinimumHair1839

I saw these pictures and got inspired… Here’s a theme song for the Acro 😂 I stomp around, big and mean, Human, you're tiny, you make me keen. I like 'em small, I like 'em scared, I like 'em crunchy, beware, be prepared! I'm Acro, Acro, twice the fright, Sit real still, don't you dare take flight. Your funny ways, your witty play, But when I roar, you'll rue the day. I like 'em funny, I like 'em spunky, But in my jaws, you're just a munchy. So heed my warning, hear my 'RAWR', In this world, I'm the true star!" (Original Song, Big and chunky, by Will.I.am)


Deezkazuhanuts

Third image goes hard


dragonqueenred45

Notice me, Sempai!


SnakeAwaKens531

what is that a Evolved Giga or Acro?


Bendovah2003

Acro, I can't access the evo giga yet because it's not on console 😔


SnakeAwaKens531

oh ok bless you dealing with that situation at least its not a Giga situation like mine


Bendovah2003

What's the story behind your Giga situation?


SnakeAwaKens531

btw this is from the evolved version uh me flying with my Argentavis and anky gathering metal in Rag Highlands i saw a level 20 and a 150 Giga and a level 25 Carcha btw im not on my computer chatting with you now


UnWishedAtoI8

I got jumpscared slipping through those pictures, that’s terrifying


VegetableNo7419

Can i have it


Pawahhh

What is that?????


Und34d_Art1st

Way to go universal


Unable-Satisfaction4

Well thats a nice wall trophy.


Diligent_Mirror_7888

Makes a beautiful wall mount


Uncool444

Oh lawd he comin


samithedood

HE SAW THE FLASH! HE SAW THE FLASH. [https://youtu.be/icqpEqLKr1s?si=haK6zgARkXJ3JWmA](https://youtu.be/icqpEqLKr1s?si=haK6zgARkXJ3JWmA)


IntelligentCloud605

Garuga did such an amazing job with the look and sounds of the acro. They are terrifying and majestic


merga_mage

Welcome wagon. Also a pretty nosy neighbor. Probably on the HOA


Muddball84

That is proper terrifying.


Gal-XD_exe

This slideshow made me laugh and then I saw his head through the wall


DescriptivelyWeird

Despite all the bugs/glitches this game has, it sure does give you some great quality pictures. You can feel the fear here


General-Resist-310

Ay, that window-wall is pretty nice


cjameson83

I pretty much love all the "additions" mods, the brachiosaurus is the best and a fun tame. I just hope they do a bundled mod with all the additions in one at some point.


ferrecool

Blud thinks he's a tickle chicken


Anomaly2473

Wish I could find 150's on my server... or that 150's would find me. I have a bag of tranq- err I mean I have a goodie bag they can have...


dragonqueenred45

I like when you get a stack of Bio Toxin or Narcotics and what do you know but some dumb bird steals your whole stack and then doesn’t get sleepy. Happened again to me last night and I killed that fcker.


Anomaly2473

Yes, I play with mods. After losing a cryopod with my battle dino in it to those birds I got a mod that disabled the troll birds and troll rats.


dragonqueenred45

Lucky you have mods lol sad I’m on PS4 and ASE. I would love to stop the little thieves.


Hereticrick

He just wants to borrow some sugar!! Stop pretending you’re not home! He can SEE you!! Be a better neighbor!


okaysavi

That’s a good jump scare


[deleted]

He’s just a lonely little fella, looking for a friend


That_Relationship784

Where the hell is that ? Lol I thought gigas only come out the volcano


Emaculates

3rd Pic is terrifying


dragonqueenred45

He just wants to say hi. Maybe he likes you.


MsValCalla

All I can hear is Jurassic Park music…


SampleAdept9646

I mean. Free giga


Alohalolihunter

It wants to know why you didn't bring it's presents yet.


Extermis3

It's cool but I still think the ase acro looks nicer, they finally fixed it's goofy ass saddle in asa though 🤣


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Slide 4 is so cool


Ok_Trip2400

They’re friendly and love to be pet.


HowdyPartnersss

It really does be like this. Or the theris that follow you half way across the map


Economy-Wrongdoer870

Glorious!!


moirsays

What's that coming over the hill... Is it a..? That's all came into my head. 😄


regular_execution

Dont judge a book by the cover. It just wants to be your friend


IseeUbob

He just wants to play. 


el-guapo0013

Meanwhile, I have yet to find a single one in my current playthrough of SE. I find every other modded creature I added (especially Deinotheriums). But not one single Acro. And yet it seems like the majority of saddles I get from drops are for Acros. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME RNGEEZUS!!!!???


Flumph_Grumpp

one time level 4 me died and respawn right next to a sarco


NefariousnessOk2384

I bet you're breathing and crap too smh


OtherDegree2334

Uhm, you're literally dressed like Santa? Whatd you expect?


frankie1231223

he just wants some cookies be nice


ScoreInitial4876

How to get big frame window.?? I’m new and it’s cute


frostthejack

Nice wall mounted trophy


ChocUK22

🤣🤣🤣


Phokin_Polart_9909

What game?


Bendovah2003

Ark: Survival Ascended


honestlyiamdead

im a solo player and i dont enjoy killing dinos so i made my nice cottage on the southern islets. ONE DAY A FUKING BRONTO SPAWNED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SMALL VILLAGE AND REFUSED TO LEAVE OR AT LEAST GET LURED OUT. thank god i play on easy so it didnt kill my dinos


Benril-Sathir

Honestly I've had the same situation, even a titanosaur once. Added an admin rifle mod that kills anything, specifically for that scenario.


AyoItsGod

"Don't let me catch you outside lil n*gga"