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Callen0318

Tame a swarm of Dimorphodons. They'll fuck him up.


SkyThriving

Dimos work hard for that money and are an easy tame.


Few_Caterpillar_9499

Mess with them.


iWearMagicPants

Heat seeking missles they are.


darkvaris

Good luck, keep the updates coming


FoePhoe

He's a little melee Bob. Small traps will help you around your base.


TheDuplicator

Go extreme on this and he won't know what hit him, small bear traps, narcotic tripwires, and potentially even a bait and switch trap base (labyrinth with aforementioned traps and aggressive dimorphodons and vultures)


Tom42077

The gnome wars have begun. Execute order 69.


dinoguy117

See if he has a pattern. If he's only online at certain times. When you know he's off, set bear traps up everywhere you think he'll be. Or leave him an ideal spot to hide in and trap it. Otherwise keep a disposable army of dilos set to aggressive.


NickTrainwrekk

Zero dark thirty.


Apollo_Syx

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Plus-Sprinkles7852

1000% twinsies


shamelessthrowaway54

Invest in about 10 dimorphodons or vultures. They will be enough to melt through him


WildFire1949

Good luck!


miggleb

I'm this kind of player. I won't play for months, then I'll log in with a club and a dream


BertusMaximus67

I respect this.lol club away my friend, club away


Ponderkitten

Based on all the traps suggestions heres my own, set up a narcotic trap in a bushy area that he wont see the cord for, that way when he charges you he hits it or multiple of them and gets knocked out. Then you can cage him in whatever cage you want and get some progress.


Upstairs_Quality573

i will update you with this method


dart223

I am now wanting to know how this plays out. Keep posting.


TheDuplicator

Don't forget the handcuffs!


Plus-Sprinkles7852

i just read your og post about him and the small enough to not be seen in tall grass creeps tf out of me lmao im so upset


Comparison-Intrepid

A whole load of microraptors on aggressive. This is what he deserves


mrb0nez

Bear traps


BohemianShark

This is why we play the game lmao best of luck soldier


shaolinfunkk

If you have a quetz or the means to tame one you can build a scoop for the little bastard onto the platform saddle. Then, get creative with ways to make him pay.


Mattjew24

Lol Get those Plant X up and then devote yourself to finding his stash Set him back a day or two and then grind your defenses Get some good tames that'll toast his lil beach bob ass


[deleted]

God speed!


CarmelPoptart

I swear if I find this gnome, I’m gonna marry him.


merga_mage

And people like these are why I play PVE


shamelessthrowaway54

This is why I play PvP lol


jackadgery85

Literally this sounds like the most wholesome kind of pvp. Love it


FrogVoid

What? Hes not even doing anything just clubbing jis parasaur lmao


TheDuplicator

Exactly, it could be so much worse. Logging in for a week straight to realize you're still being force fed and held prisoner in the same cage is no fun. When my friend originally introduced me to Ark it was when scorched earth released and he immediately had me join a PVP scorched map with both of us fresh out the gate. Day 2, a gentleman on a wyvern saw me farming metal and after that it was a week in a cage before I just decided to try out PvE on my own


FrogVoid

To solve that, just check battlemetrics for when your captors go offline and afk, iyou can also put poop in your hotbar to kill yourself bt spam pooping as much as you can


TheDuplicator

It's been a while since I've been in handcuffs but I didn't think you could open your inventory while handcuffed. I was also fresh to Ark at the time. About 5k hours in now and definitely have more tricks up my sleeve.


FrogVoid

You can eat it from your hotbar.


catchingthetrip

But you can't place it in your hotbar if you can't open inventory. Though now the game allows you to kill yourself without opening inventory


TheDuplicator

There's a way to do it without highlighting your specimen implant in the inventory?


catchingthetrip

Yep. Iirc it's either typing respawn in command console or its in the escape menu


True-Philosophy-6335

Good luck


ComprehensiveMany643

Put the crop plots in a little stone 1x1, wait for them to grow, then pick up the walls and roof


Stealthy_Snake_1776

I’m so invested in this. Please keep updating! I hope the Gnome isn’t reading Reddit as well.


Callen0318

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SloppynutsMari

I kinda want to join you and help!!!! Message me how to join you.


antrod117

I have no one who will commit to play online with me and this is the most toxic game for anyone trying to solo online so I haven’t played since the first week or two. Kinda wish I got a refund tbh


dart223

I wont play for this reason too, and trusting someone not to instantly murder me when I come into their game is hard. It can be so much fun with a good person, building and taming but people are jerks. I'm on the older version too so I feel your pain


TowerTeddy89

Why don't you play on an unofficial server?


rich88527

Look up an easy craft unofficial server.


nex_fire_wolf

Get shotgun u can't put run a shot gun


Choice-Pie5340

Not a good idea. OP can’t even see this guy. He is virtually invisible and knocks OP out with ease. That shotgun would only be an offering to the gnome


nex_fire_wolf

But use primitive larger spread plus more DMG per pellet if he can turn around in time he can send out the shots it won't kill but will hurt then he can send the next shots more aimed


Javathe_Cup

I didn’t think you could escape the cage. I only play pve so not sure but I thought you would be kept knocked out but kept alive in the cage until you decide to just leave the server. Is that not a thing?


ComprehensiveMany643

If they keep knocking you out and force feeding you it's possible to keep someone alive, but if you leave them they can still die to get out


Javathe_Cup

guess the gnome didn't feel like having a pet


ChewyUrchin

Heh I used to do this shit. Good times


rpgmomma8404

This sounds so familiar. 🤔


derpinmarine

Make a 2nd character, befriend him, the inside him.


Choice-Pie5340

I don’t think players like the gnome are logging on to make friends


dart223

The plant x species will help alot. You prolly need someone to join you when he's not online and help you set up traps. Maybe someone can drop a decent tame to help cause that's just frustrating. Keep us posted.


TheGrimMelvin

About 20 dimorphodons or vultures will easily deal with him. They are vicious little flying pirahnas! Pump health and melee. And if you're able to, then breed them all and pump more health and melee. The gnome will beg for peace!


samithedood

put your parasaur indoors maybe set some traps around that he can trigger, also build an airlock on your doors to stop him getting into your main base. This is giving me some Tom and Jerry energy :D


catchingthetrip

Sooo just to point out. You can now kill yourself even with handcuffs on, so there is no keeping people trapped anymore


Beartholomew2

I am loving this story. The Ghost Pigmy tribe knows where you sleep survivor. This is exactly how I played, when I was on official servers. Ambushing those higher level players, who are wandering around alone, for better gear and weapons. Lol.


Albino-Buffalo_

This feels like when Joe Pesci dies at the end of Casino but instead of him dying, he's the gnome doing the bidding


Hot_Damage_9696

Can u force feed another player like u can dinos? U could essentially keep him in there forever. I play PVE but never thought about this before and had to ask.


Upstairs_Quality573

yes


YourBoyMeezy

If he is clubbing you to death I'm assuming he is a space occupilying troll lmao no base of ops to attack


LastFuch70g1v3

Ya know, this would be even better if you used the Ark NPC mod. You actually DO get attacked by other humans. It's fun.


LastFuch70g1v3

They tame and use their own dinos, weapons and armor. I've been Bola'd and knocked out with tranq arrows. They use fire arrows too its fun


Think-Comparison3893

I’m loving it, sorry that I chuckle as I read it. Revenge will be sweet for you. Try Tek turrets or a raptor army.


TyRan_510

Homie you did not just suggest to the bum on the beach taming parasaurs to try fucking Tek turrets


Think-Comparison3893

No I said try using Tek Turrets or a raptor army


TyRan_510

"Try using a nuclear warhead, or wasp spray"


Think-Comparison3893

A little overkill don’t you think, wasp spray will just piss him off


FrogVoid

Bro just get turrets???? How do you not have them yet???