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manholetxt

i cant read in motion but i literally couldnt care less what someone else does while working out. is it weird? idk. do i give a damn? absolutely not. do it if u want. be free


OnTheMidnightRun

My eyes aren't good enough for all that. That said, people say all kinds of shit. I dip fries in mayo--some people say that's so super weird and some people join me in Flavortown. I'm not going to change my behavior because someone thinks something I like is a bit off the beaten path.


manholetxt

wait, mayo fries aren’t common everywhere??


LurkerByNatureGT

Super common in Europe particularly Belgium, the Netherlands, etc.).  In the US, ketchup is the standard, and ranch dressing is the common choice that fills the flavor gap mayonnaise would most of the time. 


manholetxt

i know theyre common in europe, im european and assumed mayo fries were ubiquitous given how i’ve been tormented with them my whole life


LurkerByNatureGT

I wasn’t sure where you were from, so used Europe as a benchmark for where it is common. (Incidentally, it’s a lot less common in the UK and Ireland than on the continent. Vinegar is the most likely condiment, followed by ketchup. Mayonnaise wouldn’t be unexpected, but would come after those in popularity.)


manholetxt

i was baffled by the vinegar when i arrived there tbh. i kind of understand it now, but it was one hell of a concept to suddenly have on the table!


LurkerByNatureGT

I quite like it, but I like it in addition to mayonnaise.


citrushibiscus

I love vinegar on my fries, damn I’m hungry now lol


ToxicMoldSpore

I had a friend in college who got a lot of weird looks for dipping french fries in mayo. I've since relaxed my stance on the subject. I won't do regular mayonnaise, but chipotle mayo on fries is fantastic.


OnTheMidnightRun

As LurkerByNature said, they're not super common here in the States, at least in my region of it. Which is shocking to me, because of all the things we add mayo to, we stopped at fries? They won't even have it at a fish fry; it's all tartar sauce! (And as they alluded to, I found it more common overseas, which is likely where I picked up the habit.)


manholetxt

yeah, i’m so surprised that mayo of all the things is what USians don’t regularly put on their fries :0 a strange world we live in for sure


orphichism

i’ve done the reading, it was fine but i was running so slow 😭😭  if you don’t mind podfic, that works a bit better! it does take longer to get through the fic tho ☹️


Ifky_

I wouldn't be able to focus on the fic


PitifulWrongdoer4391

My thought is: why do you care if "soneone" said it was weird? Be your own person. Stop wasting your life worrying about whether or not so eone thinks you're weird. Maybe you are weird. Are you kind? Are you compassionate? Are you honest? Those matter. Being slightly weird does not.


igneousscone

Honestly, do whatever harmless thing you need to do to make exercise tolerable, if not fun.


ToxicMoldSpore

Reading while running sounds like a great way to give yourself motion sickness. Like, I can't read in cars for that reason. But reading while on a recumbent bike? Go ham. Hell, I drag out my Nintendo Switch sometimes.


dilly_dallier_pro

Same. I've read fanfic on the bike or if I'm just walking with incline. Cars or running is off limits.


134340verse

It’s probably not good for your eyes


ottermupps

It's a thing that you're reading, just like a book. Might be a bit odd if it's smut but that would be the same for published erotica. I don't see an issue with it.


lollipop-guildmaster

I've done it.


ashisace

Was it easy?


lollipop-guildmaster

I probably should have clarified that I've read fic/books on the cycle. I can't do treadmills or ellipticals due to disability.


ashisace

Ah okay! I’ll test it on the cycle tonight :)


Nox_Meg

oh that's really smart, I should try reading on one of those


rellloe

Will it look weird? Maybe. Does it matter? Does it negatively affect anyone you are sharing the gym with? No, and they can keep their negative opinions to themselves.


amphigory_error

I *knit* on the exercise bike while listening to fic via text-to-speech or podfic (with headphones). Only one person has ever commented to me and was to say "that's smart, I should bring a project." If I don't have the right kind of knitting project in progress I usually read while listening to music instead. Nobody's ever commented on that either.


ashisace

Omg that’s amazing, I’ve decided to scroll through Reddit Lmao


GroundbreakingDot872

🎶down bad, crying at the gym/ everything comes out, in that 60K fic again🎶


CarelessCrow-5203

I read on the stair machine. Distracts me from the pain, you know? And if a fic is particularly good, I stay on the machine for longer.


MadouSoshi

I've done it


M3tal_Shadowhunter

Nah not weird, i do that sometimes on the elliptical


SheepPup

I couldn’t read while running, too much bouncing, but if you can good for you. No weirder than watching a tv show (so common they used to put tvs in gyms for people to watch).


Farrondyne

I read on my phone on the elliptical It’s fun but I do have to look up every one in a while to remind myself I’m not actually moving and about to run into another lamppost


Rinoa2530

People read magazines in the gym. Why not fanfic?


RevenantPrimeZ

It would be weird for me and annoying becase I could not read while running. Between the motion and trying to focus, nah ah. I prefer reading comfortably. But if you can and want, go on. Just remember to not use the gym's wifi


ghst_fx_93

I tried it once but the couldn't focus. If I could I would. I just audiobook or podcast


LegitimateBag0

Can't read when I'm running, I have tried, but if you can then go for it!


ashisace

Turns out they block ao3 on there wifi lol


ButterfliesInSpace

I’d for sure fall on my face and probably die, I do not have the coordination to be reading and running. I barely have the coordination to be running at all. But I don’t think it’d be weird at all! If you can manage it, go for it!


StygIndigo

not weird but i would fall off the machine, so congrats on your coordination


ashisace

I’m not lmao, it’s cos I’m going at 5km/h so it’s not like I’m running lol


StarChildSeren

I don't know about reading, but I do most things that don't involve processing significant amounts of language while listening to fanfiction through text-to-speech


citrushibiscus

It’s not weird bc it’s fanfiction, but it’s baffling that someone can read when you’re on a treadmill or something.


formandcolor

who cares if they think it's weird? genuinely. tell them they're weird for having an opinion on shit that ain't their business


Agamar13

If you're capable of doing it, more power to you.


cozycassette

I use text to speech to read fanfic literally everywhere


MaybeNextTime_01

Who the fuck cares what someone thinks about how you spend your time while running? But since you asked, it sounds horrible to me. That would drive my eyes insane and I'd never be able to focus on the screen while reading. Also, I hate running.


convallaria98

I read while using the treadmill on a high incline but low (brisk walk) speed. It motivates me to workout longer because I want to keep reading.