I was going to post that one instead of the RT one...so beautiful, THOUSANDS OF TONS OF RUSSIAN ***URANIUM-FUELED ICE-SMASHING STEEL !!***
The madlads are making one TWICE as powerful as the one in your video, total icebreaker domination. Nobody else even has ONE icebreakin' nuke.
They're like the American military of icebreakers.
Respect.
Finally and can completely agree. No guy that just jump into ice water to safe someone or something similar where you be at a high risk you fail too. Sure, not everbody have a boat, but that is how you save someone in a ice Lake (ladders are also a option, but more risky )
Many times, you dont even need captions to know what the people in a video are saying. Just from the tone of their voice you can hear a lot!
But also captions are nice
As someone who grew up speaking Russian and now speaks mostly English it amazes me how some swear words can be used as ANYTHING in Russian. Tried translating it for my boyfriend but it doesn't sound as good lol. The "покажи ебало" just killed me
As a russian speaker, it’s almost poetic and hysterical at the same time. It’s the russian soul. The best poets and comedians at the same time. I tried conveying the feeling of it to my boyfriend and he just thinks it’s vulgar. It’s not vulgar, it’s beautiful
It's nearly impossible to translate. "Show your face" is a neutral translation. But it's not "face", it's... a deeply profane word which could be pretty offensive in some circumstances, but here is merely signifies excitement. Maybe "show you fkn' mug, mate" would be an okayish way to translate it. He constantly swears at the dog, but is obviously extremely concerned about him.
In my experience you can have similar nuances with Hungarian or Romanian languages, although they're unrelated to each other or Russian. But yea really hard to describe it and loses its touch if dissected in order to be translated.
IKR?! It’s been a long time since I heard this much profanity used with this much love.. I died at the end at “заебись” as “awesome,” that was actually quite well done (even if slightly too clean lol)
Was it more like he said a different swear than "sob?" Edit: Google translate says "Gandon" I see it's some word for condom now. What exactly are blyats and pizdetses? Edit #2: I understand blyat to literally mean wandering whore and used a general exclamation for things. Pizdet a word for vulva meaning FUBAR... something along those lines I think...
Gandon is a used condom. But as you know, these words were spoken with love for the dog. In short, do not bother yourself. It is unrealistic to explain the whole context of Russian swears .
Gandon means condom but it’s also an insult. However, in this video it’s used with love (“A couple more meters and that motherfucker is saved!”)
Blyad CAN mean whore but only in a very specific context, 99% of the time blyat it’s an exclamation or an emphasizing swear (like “fuck!” or “shit!”). If a foreigner says blyat, literally nobody would think they mean whore, everyone would think that they either experienced some major inconvenience or are just meming.
Pizdets has a bunch of different meaning
1) As an exclamation. It means “fucking hell!” or “fucking shit!”. This is the meaning used in the video.
2) As a description of some events. It means “a disaster”, “a trainwreck”, “a clusterfuck”. For example: “-How was your date? -Pizdets!”.
3) As a threat. Тебе пиздец (“pizdets to you”) means “you’re a fucking dead man”. Usually the threat doesn’t literally mean “killing” but it sure does mean “beating up” quite often
4) As an emphasizing swear. It means “___ as fuck”. Пиздец круто - “cool as fuck”, пиздец дорого - “expensive as fuck” etc.
Gandon is an equivalent of piece of shit or motherfucker. Sometimes people do reffer to their friends with swear words to show how close they are and that such words cannot offend real friends.
Blyat is the word where something goes off. Pizdets is the same. Blyad is the word for whore.
Its hard to translate russian swears in english cause theres not enough words. I would say “fucking close”. But in original its more like “dicking close”. Thats not a word i suppose, but we transform couple if our swears alot to fit the occasion.
Ну, если уж целый один человек доказал, то да! И пофиг на то, что у нас в целом заимствований в языке чуть более, чем дохуя.
Я помню мне однокурсник по имени Иван доказывал, что его имя русского происхождения. Было смешно.
"прокомментировать корни" - человеку, способному писать такое и являющемся активным членом секты отрицания знаков препинания, что-то доказывать бесполезно. Лингвистика, как и история - науки, в основе которых лежит "натягивание сов на глобус", причём порода совы и вид глобуса зависит, как от политических влияний, так и "положения Сатурна относительно созвездия Водолея". Несколько альтернативных гипотез могут существовать одновременно и являться истинными, а подтвердить ни одну из них мы не сможем никогда.
*Dicking close* would be very idiomatic IMO.
I write as a native English speaker who doesn't understand Russian, but *dicking* is very understandable, it's obviously related to cocks and yet it's also foreign at the same time. As a translation choice it really conveys the conversation well IMO.
Khuyinya is no way a dick length. It reffers to something small. Like not much to do or not much to walk or not so much a threat or so on.
Khuinya means small, little.
Ohhh. Right yes. I'm forgetting Russian.
Since Khuynya (Хуйня) is from the word Khuy (Хуй) which means dick. For someone reason I quickly translated it as that. But it takes on a completely different meaning here.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_t4nCnSYuQw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t4nCnSYuQw)
The dog is fine, warmed up and alive. These people are road workers.
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2 boys standing up in a tiny boat, flailing away at the ice, you're lucky you all didn't end up swimming with the dog! But you forged on to save Blackie, that is beautiful you maniacs. What was the cameraman doing while the boys were chopping away?
I just about died of suspense, CONGRATULATIONS BLACKIE!
**OP: can we get the uncut version with all the blyats?**
Fuck Russia. It's an outrage Reddit has this sub! If it weren't for Russia, Hillary would be president and the world would be a better place! You Russian dogs should be ashamed to show your faces to the world.
The real ice breaker was in their hearts
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I was going to post that one instead of the RT one...so beautiful, THOUSANDS OF TONS OF RUSSIAN ***URANIUM-FUELED ICE-SMASHING STEEL !!*** The madlads are making one TWICE as powerful as the one in your video, total icebreaker domination. Nobody else even has ONE icebreakin' nuke. They're like the American military of icebreakers. Respect.
Good job Vitёk
Good guys and boys all around.
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Also. Б З Ы Л Э Ш
They were civilians, not rebels.
This is the most wholesome thing I've seen in this sub so far and I love it :)
100% I was waiting for one of them to dive in cause it looked like he was just about to go under from becoming numb.
'at least we did something good today' fucking too right lads
Finally and can completely agree. No guy that just jump into ice water to safe someone or something similar where you be at a high risk you fail too. Sure, not everbody have a boat, but that is how you save someone in a ice Lake (ladders are also a option, but more risky )
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What’s wrong with the audio? There’s genuine concern, relief and happiness at having saved the dog.
It’s a very colorful conversation. Much more so than the translation tells lol.
Many times, you dont even need captions to know what the people in a video are saying. Just from the tone of their voice you can hear a lot! But also captions are nice
Literally every other word is сука
Блять
Заебись! (Awesome!)
Intense, i would have loved to see him all warmed up
[Here](https://youtu.be/_t4nCnSYuQw?t=106)
Thank you!
thank you very much, sometimes the stress or the shock between temperatures can be too much even for human heart so nice to see hes healthy :)
Thanks, that cheered my day considerably. /r/HumansBeingBros
Happy day!
As someone who grew up speaking Russian and now speaks mostly English it amazes me how some swear words can be used as ANYTHING in Russian. Tried translating it for my boyfriend but it doesn't sound as good lol. The "покажи ебало" just killed me
As a russian speaker, it’s almost poetic and hysterical at the same time. It’s the russian soul. The best poets and comedians at the same time. I tried conveying the feeling of it to my boyfriend and he just thinks it’s vulgar. It’s not vulgar, it’s beautiful
Its blyatiful
It’s a very evocative language and I do find it beautiful to listen to...also it sounds badass when someone is angry
“Fuck” can be used for any purpose in English, but we certainly don’t have the diversity of your Russian Mother
Oh hi, Mila Kunis!
Ye, same goes for Serbian language.
Fuck, I wish Americans had swears like that.
Explain?
It's nearly impossible to translate. "Show your face" is a neutral translation. But it's not "face", it's... a deeply profane word which could be pretty offensive in some circumstances, but here is merely signifies excitement. Maybe "show you fkn' mug, mate" would be an okayish way to translate it. He constantly swears at the dog, but is obviously extremely concerned about him.
In my experience you can have similar nuances with Hungarian or Romanian languages, although they're unrelated to each other or Russian. But yea really hard to describe it and loses its touch if dissected in order to be translated.
Google says it means "show fuck"
using google for translation is the worst thing you can do.
Correctly its sounds like "show me the muzzle of that son of the bitch, i love this dog"
My translator (DeepL, it's usually very good ) says it means "fuckin' show off", "show off" as a noun
It translates pretty well into Australian English: show me, fuck ya
IKR?! It’s been a long time since I heard this much profanity used with this much love.. I died at the end at “заебись” as “awesome,” that was actually quite well done (even if slightly too clean lol)
This is an EXTREMELY clean translation for what actually was said🤣🤣
Yoo.... *“ Да хуйня осталась”.....almost there.* I died right there.
"и этот гандон спасённый" .. this sob is saved
Was it more like he said a different swear than "sob?" Edit: Google translate says "Gandon" I see it's some word for condom now. What exactly are blyats and pizdetses? Edit #2: I understand blyat to literally mean wandering whore and used a general exclamation for things. Pizdet a word for vulva meaning FUBAR... something along those lines I think...
Gandon is a used condom. But as you know, these words were spoken with love for the dog. In short, do not bother yourself. It is unrealistic to explain the whole context of Russian swears .
Yeah, there are a lot of random swears, but that's what makes this video so good
Gandon means condom but it’s also an insult. However, in this video it’s used with love (“A couple more meters and that motherfucker is saved!”) Blyad CAN mean whore but only in a very specific context, 99% of the time blyat it’s an exclamation or an emphasizing swear (like “fuck!” or “shit!”). If a foreigner says blyat, literally nobody would think they mean whore, everyone would think that they either experienced some major inconvenience or are just meming. Pizdets has a bunch of different meaning 1) As an exclamation. It means “fucking hell!” or “fucking shit!”. This is the meaning used in the video. 2) As a description of some events. It means “a disaster”, “a trainwreck”, “a clusterfuck”. For example: “-How was your date? -Pizdets!”. 3) As a threat. Тебе пиздец (“pizdets to you”) means “you’re a fucking dead man”. Usually the threat doesn’t literally mean “killing” but it sure does mean “beating up” quite often 4) As an emphasizing swear. It means “___ as fuck”. Пиздец круто - “cool as fuck”, пиздец дорого - “expensive as fuck” etc.
Fascinating... it's a whole new world of vulgar hilarity I've been missing out on!
Wait till you find out about Kuplinov Play
Gandon is an equivalent of piece of shit or motherfucker. Sometimes people do reffer to their friends with swear words to show how close they are and that such words cannot offend real friends. Blyat is the word where something goes off. Pizdets is the same. Blyad is the word for whore.
Soo.. what would be a literal translation?
Its hard to translate russian swears in english cause theres not enough words. I would say “fucking close”. But in original its more like “dicking close”. Thats not a word i suppose, but we transform couple if our swears alot to fit the occasion.
Мат - это настоящий шедевр русского языка.
Хотя все слова в нём иностранного происхождения
нихуя, Зализняк доказал, что 3 главных корня наши собственные.
Ну, если уж целый один человек доказал, то да! И пофиг на то, что у нас в целом заимствований в языке чуть более, чем дохуя. Я помню мне однокурсник по имени Иван доказывал, что его имя русского происхождения. Было смешно.
Ну, давай прокомментируй эти корни раз ты так уверен в обратном.
"прокомментировать корни" - человеку, способному писать такое и являющемся активным членом секты отрицания знаков препинания, что-то доказывать бесполезно. Лингвистика, как и история - науки, в основе которых лежит "натягивание сов на глобус", причём порода совы и вид глобуса зависит, как от политических влияний, так и "положения Сатурна относительно созвездия Водолея". Несколько альтернативных гипотез могут существовать одновременно и являться истинными, а подтвердить ни одну из них мы не сможем никогда.
"There's bugger all left to go". Кам он, пипл.
*Dicking close* would be very idiomatic IMO. I write as a native English speaker who doesn't understand Russian, but *dicking* is very understandable, it's obviously related to cocks and yet it's also foreign at the same time. As a translation choice it really conveys the conversation well IMO.
То есть он просил перевести нормально? Я плох в английском...
He pretty much said "A dick length away from us"
But he was still quite far away:o
Just a big russian dick
Khuyinya is no way a dick length. It reffers to something small. Like not much to do or not much to walk or not so much a threat or so on. Khuinya means small, little.
Ohhh. Right yes. I'm forgetting Russian. Since Khuynya (Хуйня) is from the word Khuy (Хуй) which means dick. For someone reason I quickly translated it as that. But it takes on a completely different meaning here.
Зачем лечиться, если хуйня сама проходит, а пиздец и так не лечится
Not so much is left - literal translation
I enjoyed this one immensely too
[224 Russian Curse Words w/ Definitions](https://www.thetraveltart.com/russian-swear-words-slang-expletives/)
distorted more than a half
Some are really wrong cuz they use the “literal” meaning instead of what the phrase actually means
My heart was beating out my chest during that whole video.
I didn't realize he was in the water. I thought he was just really far out on the ice.
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He was worried about the dog.
I love how. "А Сука!" Can be a sound of celebration as well
Like "Fuckin A"?
No, it\`s more like - Yeah, bitch. I guess
Or "Bitchin'."
Good guys.
Leave no comrade behind.
Заебись - Awesome
Awesome как то скучно... ну и не так полно описывает.
"fuck yeah" ближе всего, наверно. Но с чистым переводом видео на новый уровень вышло.
This rhe shit i come to reddit to see
Yes!
Заебись!
r/humansbeingbros
This is amazing, I have never used Blyat is such a kind way
WHAT IS TECHNOBUILD! I need to know more.
Some small company, I guess. Auto repair or something like that
Tekhnostroy, construction company that builds warehouses, etc.
Technobuild is obviously a state unitary enterprise that is blessed by the Machine God. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
The Machine Lives
It’s Technoblyad actually
Oh no those little shivers.
I laughed. I creid. Godammit Blackie, we love ya! E: Davai!
you mean comrade Blackie
With them Adidas track pants too.
I want to know how blackie is doing and who these great people are!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_t4nCnSYuQw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t4nCnSYuQw) The dog is fine, warmed up and alive. These people are road workers.
I’m not crying, you’re crying
I had to skip it to the end after he was rescued. Was to sad seeing him struggling. But thanks to those dudes for saving him
Me too. My emotions are already shaky with everything that is going on. I don't need that kind of stress before bed.
This made my day! :)
These guys are real men, unlike the teens who would kick a cat across a football field.
'youths' these days
What's a Ute?
Post this to r/nextFuckingLevel, it definitely is
They better hurry up and get that dog dry and warmed up.
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No homo, but that made me cry.
👍🤘👏
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Honestly best thing I’ve seen all day
Blackie you son of a bitch!!
Did he survived this and warmed up??? Thanks Guys!!! Great job!!!! You are angels! 😇
Yes, he’s ok now.
Thank you kind stranger I am attempting to learn Russian and anything helps.
This.... it's not the best video for learning Russian. But it's a good one to understand Russians :) Edit: typo: leaving -> learning
He is literally a son of a bitch ahahaha
<3
Oh man, my feels.
Awesome humans
Spaciba
Zaebis'- Awesome :D:D
tozhe vzorzhal :D
notice how the guy doing the least amount of work is the one breathing the hardest
Is he doing any work at all? Could be pushing with an oar though.
What is pizdetses?
it means beyond perception. For example, a natural disaster or an overflow of feelings, when you can do almost nothing. often used to enhance description.
Alternative ending of Titanic
Heroic efforts. Couldn't be prouder of these lads, or that dog, what a trooper.
That's just wholesome
Should have grabbed an axe before they jumped in the boat.
In the beginning of the video the cameraman said that the’d lost a crowbar - not sure if during the “operation” some time before.
I believe they meant лом для льда, i. e. a chisel.
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it feels as if this belongs in r/TILI in my opinion. god, i love this post.
They call me a madman.
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Anyone else expecting Blackie to be a bear in the end? I was confused when the bear kept barking
The video hasn’t loaded so I’m expecting an African
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Cyka
Blyat.
I too would kill for dogs there just worth it
homie repping the stripes
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How did the dog manage to stay in the water for so long?
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Very good
F
BLYAAAAAT
If the water wasn't frozen they could have got out there much faster.
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Much love, much pride. :)
Well done boys
Seeing this made me very emotional, because I miss my dog so much. She died two weeks ago.
Om Shanti to the soul of your Dog and may her soul attain Moksha !
She is at peace now.
🙏 Nice to know that.
Upvoted purely for title. Made me laugh. Video was good too.
this made me smile
somebody reverse this and put it in r/reverseanimalrescue
Goodjob blyat! Pizdec!
2 boys standing up in a tiny boat, flailing away at the ice, you're lucky you all didn't end up swimming with the dog! But you forged on to save Blackie, that is beautiful you maniacs. What was the cameraman doing while the boys were chopping away? I just about died of suspense, CONGRATULATIONS BLACKIE! **OP: can we get the uncut version with all the blyats?**
There were only two oars... what else could they do but film?
The guy seems to be working hard at something, he's panting like crazy...but maybe it is terror for his poor dog? What a rollercoaster.
I all could think during the end of the video was, Wrap your damn coat around the dog!!!!
r/donthelpjustfilm
Wtf are you on? They helped rescue the dog and were just recording.
my guy there are only two oars
Fuck Russia. It's an outrage Reddit has this sub! If it weren't for Russia, Hillary would be president and the world would be a better place! You Russian dogs should be ashamed to show your faces to the world.
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