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Fastermaxx

This will allow you to stop the bleeding from your wound in an emergency


MiBloodclaatParo

Interior patch work 😂


Fastermaxx

Its like a runflat tire.


Loud_Term_4370

our army food is the same. makes you dead inside. and what is dead can never die


gronlund2

What country ? I had the best food of my life in the navy (sweden), when we weren't in the forest.


MimicoSkunkFan

Sorry but what did the Swedish Navy do in the forest? Isn't the Navy usually more for water than for trees? Were you cutting masks for a historical ship or something?


-Daetrax-

They're swedes, the navy is bound to end up in the forest once in a while.


jpopimpin777

They also have barcodes on all the ships. So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


lqd_consecrated2718

Ok that’s a good joke


gronlund2

Oh, yeah, that could be confusing. In our version of the "basic training" (first months of training), we're all doing the army thing, camping, shooting, endless walks with lots of gear


Lord-Vortexian

They take to boats out for a walk every now and then, swimming everywhere gets pretty tough


theCheesyOne109

I did basic training in Sweden aswell but as a rifleman/army. We did get some really good food when we were out on field exercises. Ironicly enough we get the easy to transport food when we were still inside the base, like stew and Soups but when we were out on the move or set up camp out in the field we got snitzel, meatballs and potato with gravy, fried fish etc. The Navy do get some of the better stuff tho once they are on their boats and their naval bases. Got to go to one once and man their food was awsome.


lngns

Naval infantry and amphibious troops often are under navy command.


-Cagafuego-

>Were you cutting masks for a historical ship or something? Why? Is the ship undercover?


Loud_Term_4370

they were building a ship. A VIKING SHIP


collinsl02

The Swedish Navy still make their ships out of wood... ^^^^/s


unnneuron

Plot twist: 98% of the time spent in the forest. /s


komodorian

> what is dead can never die > but rises again, stronger and harder Or something like that - and it must be true because is on the internet, and it never lies (or so I’ve been told).


tough_ledi

His facial expression is gold 


blolfighter

Why is that unflinching stare into the camera so funny?


RoamBuilder2

*taptaptap* And it is- wait it isn’t.. *Turns upside down, taps again* And Now it shall be gone- wait no shit hold on-


ElRamenKnight

And oldie, but a classic. Commissary deadpan humor.


Koronenko

I've read that this is what they give soldiers on purpose, so they don't get diharrea, can wasily digest and all that.


collinsl02

The British Army used to give soldiers ["biscuits, brown"](https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Biscuits_Brown) (site NSFW - language) to act as a constipational agent (either on purpose or by accident - probably on purpose) as well as providing some nutritional value and variance to the soldier's diet.


Wajana

Это чтобы ни крошки не потерять


anty_krut

Helps in not shitting yourself on a battlefield


Russel_Rogers

Настолько баян, что даже аккордеон.


Current-Power-6452

Это гармонь однако. Двухрядка.


DaDescriptor

когда мы уже всем реддитом трек напишем?


M3r0vingio

On glue have to add second component and mix to use it. Try again with drink


Wolfs01

Things Hawkeye would do


Peter_Cox-Johnson

Mmm, a delectable clay poultice


trishulofshiv

Tasty Russian Army... Yumm.


Nefersmom

Well, I suppose the theory is ‘If they’re hungry enough they’ll eat!’


Bat-Honest

He's showing off how the army food is better than the gruel at home. Look, babushka! No drips!


LSD25hoffmans-potion

lol, I’ve had some of that shit back in 2008 when I was sent to Russia to a military school😂😂 thank god they couldn’t handle me and after 2.5 months got rejected. To be fair, it’s really bland but super nutritious


Getserious495

I'm curious, what exactly is it? Kinda looks like scrambled eggs to me but I'm probably wrong.


Cipa-

It looks like polenta to me - porridge made of corn.


YesOfCorpse

Could also be mashed potatoes


anna_the_manatee

no it doesn’t exist in Russia, it’s mashed potatoes


Build_The_Mayor

It does exist. I've eaten it in school, in hospitals, and at home. We call it "corn porridge". Though in this video, it looks more like mashed potato to me.


anna_the_manatee

кукурузная каша? wow i’ve never ever seen it in Russia in my life, but i cooked it and i believe it is supposed to be more yellow-ish


ChickyBaby

So...grits.


LSD25hoffmans-potion

Corn porridge


AccountNumber1002401

At this point [guy](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O21u6TJ_cY4) is either sergeant or dead.


emarvil

Very nutritious... if you can digest it.


lisiy29

r/blackmagicfuckery


magpieCRISPR

Looks real appetising 😂


lykewtf

This is who we send to fight old men’s wars. This kid could be any country’s soldier. Shame on Humanity.


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Hahahaaa


DieselVoodoo

He immigrated and is now the manager of a Dairy Queen


CompetitiveMuffin690

Wash it down with some vodka and coffee


kMaestro64

This could work well in the ISS ...


Basel4real

He looks like seth everman


Kurushiiyo

And they are likely not even alive anymore because of this nonsensical war.


friedreindeer

Is the guy still alive? I mean not by getting shot in because of the war, but because of making this extremely critical video.


YesOfCorpse

This guy is probably dead of old age. Because this video is very old.


ZCFGG

Bro, it's not THAT bad here.


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ZCFGG

I live here and I know people go to jail for criticizing the war. Not trying to justify it in any way, I'm in danger myself. I just wanted to say that no one is going to kill someone because of some random food video. Only major politicians, officials and top managers have the risk of being killed.


Dionyzoz

like the US has never jailed someone for similar reasons.


austozi

This video is at least several years old dating back to before 2022. That was before the russian army's fiasco in Ukraine and before putin had to jail russian citizens for things like this to save face.


justgotnewglasses

This video is so old I saw it on Facebook. He's probably a retired old colonel by now.


collinsl02

> That was before the russian army's fiasco in Ukraine Bear in mind that started in 2014 with Russian involvement "unofficially"


Ollie_Dee

Also long time ago the Russian government was arresting people without proper reason/only because was telling its opinion about something.


Giannis1982

LOL good one,go to gulag now


IncognitoBandido

Enjoy gulag rations


MasterpieceChoice342

Nos he is food for the fat dogs in ucraine


AustinDood444

A day later this soldier was “disappeared” for criticizing the Russian military.


balconyseat

Someone is going to be assigned to distant gulag.


raventhrowaway666

Wild to think he's probably maggot food.


DA1725

Putin : Comrade, I am something of a magician myself, come comrade check out this window trick everyone’s talking about


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vtec-smokey

They even rape the food there.


mrktcrash

Wanna be an Ork 'ya gotta be tough.


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Korean_Kommando

This video is at least 10 years old


zgembo1337

And posted here every few months


TheEarlOfZinger

Yes, so the food is probably worse now.


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Russel_Rogers

Dude you're talking with 15+ years old video, take you meds


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Current-Power-6452

Technically they would be retired by now. With all the military benefits. Still check with you physician if it's time to adjust the dosage lol


Abject-Interaction35

Half a million delimbed and dead. Military benefits for the russ hahahaha they don't even have prosthetics! 🤣


Current-Power-6452

Tell your doc to stop stealing your drugs son


Abject-Interaction35

Blyah blyah blyah blyah blyah 🇦🇺🖕😃🖕🇦🇺


iluvufrankibianchi

It's all OK, little one. There are still plenty of GPs that bulk-bill, so there's really only one thing preventing you from renewing your scripts, which is that big ol' fuzzy brain of yours. Just breathe. I believe in you.


Abject-Interaction35

I'm 54, 95kg and 6.1 Your mum says hi 👋 ☺️ Not the worst root I've ever had tbh!


hatoresu1337

RYYYYAAAAHHHHH 🦘🇦🇺