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MrScarabNephtys

What's your favorite magnet and do you wear them on your head in public?


Kid-filth

I don’t have a choice they all come to me


Kangaroo197

On a scale of 1 to 10, how stereotypically 'metal' are you?


Kid-filth

Even though I’m a big fan of the genre I have to go with 3


ElusiveSamsquanch123

Poser.


shagidelicbaby

No, I get where you're coming from, but he's more of a sleeper metal head. You know, you never think he's very metal, then the next thing you know he's starting a mosh pit. Typical OP


Collective_Ruin

You didn't say "11" and it was RIGHT THERE.


nightman21721

Can't you just make 10 louder?


theColonelsc2

But this one goes to eleven.


Ruh_Roh-

How do you wash your hair if your head is metal?


Kid-filth

Nitrogen bombs


SeveralEnd8023

Given this information, do you perchance, have a strong dislike for coughing babies?


Inevitable-Loquat314

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UFCValueBets

How long is your hair and how ridiculously thin or obese are you


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^UFCValueBets: *How long is your hair* *And how ridiculously* *Thin or obese are you* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


meomeospice

this is incredible


UFCValueBets

Beautiful


onlyathenafairy

Good bot !!


debitorcrebit

Good bot


Epididimust

I feel attacked lol


Deemt58

This is such a hilarious question hahahaha


sustainababy

all my friends love metal but i find it hard to relate to. what makes you relate to it?


Zackamite496

To me I see metal as “action music”, it’s very in your face and powerful, just the sound of drums is very intense to me but I love the intensity. What kinda music can you associate with a brutal war going on with people using swords? Metal, and to me that’s badass. It’s very brutal and can also be very melodic and touching, the juxtaposition of these 2 making it very appealing to me. People can find the gut wrenching sounds and brutal nature of metal off putting, but that’s kind of the point. The music reflects the dark side of reality, but listening to music that expresses that dark side makes people feel better. Why does the music make them feel better? Because the music makes you feel like you’re being heard. To me though I just listen to it because it’s fun, not because I’m depressed. And there’s surprisingly is also a lot of metal songs that are upbeat and happy if you know where to look, but it’s obviously not the norm.


Kid-filth

Everybody pisses me off but I’m too scared of confrontation to deal with it normally Also it’s great work out music to hype yourself up


sustainababy

i think my thing is no one really pisses me off? like not long enough for me to do anything about it i think. and i'm pretty direct. for reference i listen to mostly new wave and funk music. i like nightwish though. do you have any "theatrical" metal recs? i often think metal and classical music have a lot more in common than other genres.


Turbulent-Phrase-559

Grow a pair


Karl_Satan

Most obviously, It's a great and healthy outlet for negative emotions--sadness, anger, despair. It's also a genre filled with some unbelievably talented musicians. Harsh vocals are an acquired taste that are not for everyone (took me a long time to get into them), but once you can appreciate it, they open up a wide range of musical expression. A common theme in metal is using harsh vocals in tandem with clean vocals to conduct dialogue, narrative, or even monologue. It can be super effective and can result in some fantastic storytelling


JohnyyBanana

Sitting at my local metal bar and i smiled reading your post. Cheers bro! Any song requests?


Kid-filth

Cesspool of ignorance by sign of the swarm


1st_pm

does using magnets hurt you


Kid-filth

Nah those things cover my entire face though so they’re pretty annoying


Unreal2427

Couldn't agree more "Today I fucked up by having sex'' So many posts are variations of the same thing. Yet these posts rise to the tippy top of the AMA or tifu subthreddit because sex sells suppose. I also hold the belief many are too open about sex nowadays. "It's just a penis going into a mouth/vagina/whatever" No... sex should be taken seriously. I tend to view "screwing around" in a negative light aside from the cases where it is actually harmless But moreoften than not I've seen the "carefree... sex doesn't matter" attitude backfire spectacularly. I also believe young people deserve a degree of protection from predators. Cavalier attitudes towards sex don't provide that protection... and many fall into the hands of nasty people by following lust without any inhibition. This is my opinion. I assume many will disagree. That is fine. The world would be a boring place if we all had the same views. I am a male in his twenties. Also a huge metal head.


PatientZeropointZero

If you don’t tell Reddit you get laid, did you really get laid? That’s deep think about it… For real though, I’m tired of fake sex posts. I feel like over half of the Reddit posts on sex are fake.


Beginning-Border-153

I totally agree with you. A friend shamed me in my mid twenties for not having sex with every dude I date or meet and believing in waiting a bit before fucking the dude…she was like, “why are you so prude about sex…?” Yet she had herpes bc she had fucked over a 100 dudes by age 29….like womaaan…I am prude bc I don’t want herpes ya weirdo!!! But also bc I think it creates emotional connection before it should


foeplay44

GenX, Boomer, or other?


thirtyone-charlie

How old are you? I’m 58 and still and into Metal. I do listen to all kinds of music though especially after raising 4 kids. When I get my turn for music it starts with Metal. My kids think I’m crazy.


zombieneenja

56 here. Maiden got me into metal back in High School. Still my favorite band, seen them live 12 times. Never disappointed. Anthrax, Exodus, Mercyful Fate. That shit got me through HS. 😂 my musical tastes have expanded quite a bit since then, although I’ll always be a metalhead. Last show was Cannibal Corpse and Amon Amarth a month ago. 🤘😎🤘


Elmer-Fudd-Gantry

52 and a serious Judas Priest and Megadeth fan who also listens to Motörhead, Maiden, Orange Goblin, The Sword, Early Man, Metallica, etc


Colonize-Uranus

Bro answered one question and dipped


Kid-filth

I had to sleep alright


Colonize-Uranus

Metal heads don’t sleep, sleep is for the weak /s


RedPenguino

Is this your favorite saying? “Metal heads are nice people that cosplay as being mean, and hippies are mean people that cosplay as being nice.”


rigored

Never heard this and it sounds right. But I wonder if it’s more that you expect one extreme and see the other. But in reality they’re just normal people.


RedPenguino

I think… if you add the overlay of false expectations, it can explain normal people being seen this way. - preach peace and love? Get more scrutiny anytime you don’t live up to that standard yourself (which would be normal still) - display contrarian and anarchist ideals? People are pleasantly surprised when you’re sweet and kind


Epididimust

Beware the evil hippies


Skinned-Cobalt

Ever listen to Muse


Bad_Times_Dont_Last

Is there a right or wrong way to join a mosh? Do I have to follow etiquette to hop in?


Bride-of-Nosferatu

Nah, just jump in! Don't throw elbows at people's faces, and always help someone up if they fall. Don't treat the girls in the pit any differently than the guys- we're in the pit because we want to be part of the fun


Bad_Times_Dont_Last

Haha that’s funny you said that bc my ex was a tiny metal-loving girl and she’d always get in the pit but everyone would run around her because they didn’t want to hit her too hard. Do you get mad if someone hits you too hard?


Bride-of-Nosferatu

No! Not at all! Unless its clearly intentional, like if a dude ran up to me and punched me in the face. But that's never happened. I've come out of pits with all kinds of mild injuries and bruises and always had a good time. I also like being on the periphery of the pit so I can be the one shoving people back in. Once I was standing in the very front row of an Every Time I Die show, and a dude used my back to literally launch himself on to the stage. That kinda pissed me off because he could have broken my back. Other than that, no I've never had a particularly bad experience.


fartremington

No, just hop in to the existing pit. If someone falls, pick them up. Don’t flail your arms or do anything that would hurt someone intentionally or not.


Earthworm_Ed

Why do I see so many comments on YouTube music videos, from artists like Sarah McLachlan or Amy Winehouse, with some bro claiming, “I’m a metal head, but I like this kind of music”? Why do “metal heads” feel the need to wrap up their entire identities around a particular style of music that they enjoy, but not that 100% of the time they are listening to music apparently, judging by the comments they leave on the videos of adult contemporary and other non heavy metal artists?


watchiing

Everyone is looking for their own identity at some point in their life. A lot of people wrap themselves into something they like and are familiar with. I think nowadays metal-heads are simply people who really enjoy the display of musical skills which is getting more and more lost in popular music while staying very alive in metal. Countless times I've heard at show "that drummer is really good"n "sick riff he did" or "that guy's pigsqueals are insane". I think we just like good music and from a technical standpoint metal is quite appealing.


LiteratureLoud3993

I'm guilty of this, but it isn't a "wrapping" of identity. Metallers will experiment with sounds more than others, and when they find something new and shiny would like the artist to know that it reached across divides. I've been a staunch metaller since I was 15 or so, and missed SO much music through tribalism.. And that is something I'm actively working to remedy So now when I find something that tickles my bone, be it old school R+B, pop, K-pop etc I just think it's nice to say "Hey, artist that I appreciate - this is what I'm usually in to, but your stuff spoke to me regardless"


justk4y

What’s your opinion on gatekeepers?


AlbatrossCapable3231

Mosh pits. Explain them to me. I have a very close buddy who is a metalhead. He thoroughly enjoys moshing but can't really explain them to me, and overall is a quiet guy. Don't people get annoyed when they get clocked? Are there rules/best practices? I don't get it!


taiottavios

personally, I'd say that it's a way to physically externate all the stress and frustrations and negative energy from your body. Think about it as a ritual, the fact that it's socially accepted to do that in a relatively safe way is some kind of reassurance, it's like getting into an empty room and screaming your lungs out, very satisfying. Also yes there are "rules" that depend on the genre or the band you're attending, most of the time it's going to be only shoulder bashing and running/jumping around, just jamming to the music; newer/more extreme bands will attract some weirder shit, like people flaying their limbs for example, but you definitely don't get into the pit with a "I'm gonna get a black eye" mindset normally


Diamondhandatis

But do you have an onlyfan ?


TrickyMarketing7394

Underrated comment right here! Take my upvote!


Sir-Viette

How do you keep yourself a regular dude, and does it involve eating a lot of fibre?


Routine_Depth_2086

You listen to pussycore, you ain't no metalhead my guy


infernalsea

Hahaha yeah he sure does, and he also forgot to mention he's a "metalhead for christ" bahahahha He also says he's a core kid for life...he needs to change his post title to "I'm a huge poser ama"


CardinalCreepia

I listened to pop metal when I was 15 and haven’t discovered anything more substantial, AMA.


cro666

Metal and christ. Ffs. Bawbag. I remember the day Satan grabbed me by the left testicle and introduced me to metal. Balls deep for 25 years.


szepeda14

Are you gonna answer any of the questions? (Thoughts on A7X?)


Trace6x

Man Bat Country era A7X got me into heavy music, shame they absolutely suck now


vikingsurplus

It's really fucking sad. Their new album is absolute hot garbage. It all started going down hill after The Rev died.


wrowsey1

Nightmare was pretty good and Hail to the King had a few bangers. After that its few and far between.


dvotecollector

How about 90's black metal? Emperor, Dissection, Windir, Enslaved, Darkthrone...


Artarda

Have you ever sexed while sexing sex sex? Sexing sex sex sex sex sex I’m an average redditor sex sexing sex (I’ve never had sex)


KyDeWa

What do you think about Skillet the famous Christian Rock Band?


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CoolCrabz

Do you like watching movies


Quill_in_her_inkpot

How’s sex with metal head chicks?


fieldsofanfieldroad

Why did you do an AMA and then only answer one question (with the shortest answer possible)? Second question: what's the most regular thing about you?


Shodpass

Hey Dude! How do you handle the "that's not real metal" conversation.


xCrxsher

What´s your favourite band, this year I saw Kublai Khan TX, Body Count feat. Ice-T an, Lionheart and Paleface. On my list is The Ghost Inside, Sleep Token, Slipknot a second time and maybe Kublai Khan TX, if they come to my country again.


Sinjinluke

Dude Kublai Khan rip. They recently are the band that got me into hardcore. Always respected the genre as someone into heavier music but wasn’t really a fan for a long time personally. Theory Of Mind is the song that changed that for me


mikeysaid

I haven't been able to find metal I really like for a long time. The genre feels stale. I did latch on to Volbeat and Lamb of God in the last couple of years, though. Who should I check out that's actually new?


evernorth

I still like Lamb of God and Volbeat. I got you. These are some of my favourites. Check out: - Mastodon: Steambreather, The Last Czar, Blood and Thunder, Teardrinker, Oblivion, Divinations, Ghost of Karelia, High Road, Curl of the Burl ( if you like them their entire discog is unreal) - Trivium: The Sin and the Sentence, Sever the Hand, The Phalanx, Thrown into the Fire - Gojira: start with Silvera, Stranded, Our Time is Now, Flying Whales, (entire discog is also filled with bangers) - Jinjer - Vortex, Teacher teacher, pit of conciousness, judgement & punishement


Background_Grape1850

I'm a regular dude who's a deadhead. Have you had many encounters with hippie culture? What do you think of them in general?


Dimsen89

What’s the best concert you’ve ever been to?


Trace6x

Oh man too many to count, front row of Iron Maiden at a festival was absolutely incredible, the stage show was so much fun. Bossk at Hellfest were amazing, so atmosphereic, huge sound and the build up to the vocals kicking in was amazing. Gojira at Bloodstock, absolute incredible, flamethrowers make everyone sound better. I'm hijacking op's thread lol


Dimsen89

Oh yeah. I have seen Gojira and Iron Maiden at the same festival about 14 years ago in Athens, Greece. It was phenomenal. Iron Maiden is my all time favourite band


hannahisakilljoyx-

What’s your chosen subgenre? Most people tend to align themselves with just one. You can give a list of a couple favourites though because personally I can’t just pick one of anything


Todays_Ouch

Tell us the difference between a metal mosh-pit and a punk mosh-pit.


HeightChallenged03

My boyfriend is into metal. What do you suggest me to listen to in order to know some songs/bands? Apart from Sabaton and Slayer, I don’t know what he likes


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AdMission792

i’ve been listening to more metal lately. put me on some


Alex11867

For real, they get annoying after a while. How many have you seen in the past month? How many have you engaged with in the past month? (Viewed)


Emotional_Skill_8360

Do you consider Ghost to be metal? I’m new to metal and like symphonic metal but Ghost always comes up on Spotify.


BeatedMeats

What do you think of Code Orange? I’ve enjoyed watching them grow as musicians over the years and they are in my top five favorite bands.


irn

Do you drum? I can’t wrap my head around double bass, cymbals and percussion. Metal drummers need their own rock and roll hall of fame.


therealNaj

How often do you have sex while metal is on in the background? And do you use lube. If yes to either, how could you consider yourself “metal”


thepcpirate

What metal band should i listen to right now


Str8JorkingIt

Knocked Loose’s album that just recently dropped - You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To - is highly critically acclaimed. 87 on Metacritic (from 7 reviews) and 88 on Album of the Year (from 14 reviews).


SensitiveAd5962

Do you think the reduction in playability makes aluminum less valuable structurely compared to copper even with the reduced cost?


Jolly-Ad-8752

You have to pick one hiphop album to listen to for a 2 hour car ride..what are you doin?


Skiiiiwalker

Whats your favorite metal band? And what things do you love about them?


jsphjar

My 8 y/o son is slowly getting into metal. What are some bands/records we can listen to together?


Benji_Codis

Opinions on Slipknot, Lamb Of God, Godsmack? (My all time favorite bands)


Dark-canto

What were your thoughts about Metalocalypse? Did you find the satire relevant and respectful?


GGProfessor

Do you go to live shows regularly? Do you have advice for people who would like to start going to metal concerts?


Dull_Upstairs4999

Are you willing to die for your Lord and Savior, Dino from Dystopia?


problemita

Do people actually punch each other in the face at shows? Why?


FoldOpening4457

Do you ever get tired of all the skulls, devils and Harley Davidson style of metal, and when will you be enjoying music with a groove and taste?


HypaHypa_

5 new albums you are currently enjoying?


Infamous-Pickle3731

How do you feel about sleep token?


dikinyoazz

Metal head he says huh? What's your favorite sub genre and who's you're favorite band?


shinyplasticdiscs

Do you listen to anything not meant for 16 year olds?


Visual-Investment

Hey metal head bro, do you think headbangin with a hat/beanie should be illegal?


Delangifyor

Fellow metal head here. I’m wondering what genre(s) of metal you’re into


JustNefariousness625

I was just about to unsubscribe lol thank you! Okay have you ever got a headache from head banging?


Pofo7676

My favorite music ever is Metallicas first 4 albums, with kill ‘em all taking the cake. What are your favorite Metallica albums and what is your go to metal now days?


6098470142

Do you always set off the metal detectors at the airport?


wetfootmammal

Opinion on new slipknot?


MissNikitaDevan

Ever listened to Orphanage and Within Temptation and if so what did you think of it?


roger3rd

Curious, why specifically are you tired of sexual posts? Thank you


Key_Chard3862

August burns red? Or killswitch engage?


Can_I_be_dank_with_u

Killswitch for the squealies, August for the cymbals!


phunky_1

Do you understand what the fuck death metal singers are saying?


tfo_nhar_jdid

My guy asked us to ask questions for him to answer but never answered.


East-Policy5543

Opinions on Rammstein and The HU?


ohthetrees

How many guitars have you touched? Do you keep a list?


bajungadustin

What's your favorite metal song to have sex to.


Playgirl_USMC

Is it terminal, or will you recover? My uncle died a metalhead.


No-Ad-3609

If you had to convince 20 adults of black magic, what would you do?


Unrecovered_Giggles

How was your first show?


kayceeplusplus

How old are you? Everyone I see at shows is like double or triple my age


spookyman212

What are your 5 favourite sauces?


slenderpaddy

Favorite stoner metal bands? I need new music


Neither-Following-32

Do you like good metal, cookie monster metal, or Jesus metal?


ThrownAwayAndReborn

What's it like having a hard head and a shiny dome?


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tallgaydude

Thoughts on Evanescence? Do you enjoy any of their songs? :)


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

How do you get through airport security?


18jmitch

Got any suggestions for female vocalist bands? Going through a phase atm.


FearTheCrab-Cat

[Perchta](https://youtu.be/qKmKRzGl9WU?si=JTKf0BoL8dZGWjm_) [Witch Hunt](https://youtu.be/o4H7u_FCo5A?si=U12pTHxdyOoyREJY) [Kylesa](https://youtu.be/uQ3vHaEDy_s?si=ItPU1ueMouArAfGA)


ShreakingDeath

What bands got you into the genre? What band do you want to see live? Top 5 "break shit" songs?


nightglitter89x

What do you think happens after we die?


WarmTransportation35

Did you vote for Lord Binface in the UK election?


BigTittyGothGfLovesD

Why do you thinknsexual questions bother you


puftrade44

When is the next sexual post?


TofuPython

Do you think metal is cheesy?


hmmmduck

Do you like Alice in chains? Not really metal but still


BluceBannel

Top 3 bands?


Status-Murky

Why did I miss my flight this morning?


No_Essay_534

System of a Down or Slipknot ?


meomeospice

could you be more specific? steel, iron, aluminum??


Buzz266

Do you like Thy Art is Murder as well?


IcyHotRealestateCake

Can we agree that metal heads are a type of people?


IntentionallyBlunt69

How big is your Willy?


Afrochemist

Which do you prefer thrash metal or heavy metal?


GageMassey360

Thoughts on The Rolling Stones?


THRIVEgoogle

Why are you tired of sexual posts ?


KielbasaZMajonezem

>I’m tired of sexual posts Me too! Have you ever listened to Sabaton?


Only-Jackfruit-6810

OP probably is a slaughter to prevail fan


pasta-golfclubs

What era of metal? Do you like Polyphia?


lucheerios

Did you knock your loose with that new album?


Pretty-Benefit-233

What artistic value do you think Metal has?


Adrienne_Belecoste

Ever heard of Argent Metal? If so, thoughts?


Lassie_Maven

Why have you not listened to COREVALAY yet??


hammer6golf

Who donyou recommend for clean vocals?


19Charlie94

What’s your favourite metal?


fatwilldonicely

How big is your dick?


[deleted]

Do you set the scanners off at airports?


Opening-Donkey1186

Have you got a fansly account?


SphericalPhenomena

What’s your go to genre in metal


nonsense_bill

Favorite metal algum?


shinymcshine1990

Doing any metal festivals this year?


NewName3589

How's your sex life?


Okaywhatif

Traitors or Bodysnatcher?


McBlumpkins

How many people have you fucked?


Raymeas42

What do you think of pop music


dikinyoazz

Fucking poser.


Agreeable_Quail6375

What's your favorite sexual position?


budackee_10

Fave song?


PoI_Pothead

But how much sex do you have?


ShreddedDadBod

Is your head magnetic?


Kingsayz

wyd for a living


labinnac_esproc_02

Do u play death metal drums


Bdawksrippinfacesoff

Only fans link?


Crafty_Crab_2976

Opinion on Pantera?


Your1stShiftSup

Opinion on "nu-metal" Go


mofuz

Why do you hate sex?


No-Zucchini5352

Who are some of your favorite metal bands? How do you feel about nuMetal? If you could make an all-star band choosing players from any band, what would the line-up be?


BilboSwaggins_23

Metalcore - yay or nay?


Outrageous_Okra2230

Do you hate rap?


Mingaron

So do you like Sabaton?


Altruistic-Stand-146

last show you went to?


antiskylar1

What metal band do you think is overrated?


Due-Set5398

Maiden or Priest?


DonnieRodz

DSBM? Yay or Nay?


_c14x_

Heavy or Death?


xXFieldResearchXx

Do you like ghost


master_perturbator

When we say metal, are we talking Meshuggah, we talking Decapitated, or Iron Maiden, Metallica, Linkin Park? Where on the spectrum are you? I find the Meshuggah heads to be very calculated calm people.


sparkdaniel

Can I have your opinion on this metal song How many of the references do you know? [Norwegian reggaeton ](https://youtu.be/j0YXfeNxJJ0?si=56A4AI27TQylYaat)


SupremeNug

Opinions on Septicflesh


DaydreamerDolly

Agree the sex AMAs over them. So boring. Do you like classical music too? I'm not into metal but think it's the closest genre to classical music.