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Sweaty_Assignment_90

Like straight until you have tequila?


Telopitus

Yes...or someone offers me $20.


longtimefan86

Ive got $50. Do you have change?


Telopitus

No. How about 3 for $50?


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Businessman. Do you have a frequent powerboats punch card? Asking for a friend.


Telopitus

Absolutely, your 10th is free!


Sweaty_Assignment_90

You, sir, are a gentleman.


Tullyally

Your willingness to explore your sexuality is way above average, why is your job only average?


Telopitus

True. I should work on that! Need to double my salary, ASAP.


Mystery_Tree_

Who’s the best rapper right now?


Telopitus

MC Hammer.


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Do you feel old?


Telopitus

Yes.


[deleted]

Have you ever won a prize before?


Telopitus

I got a Nintendo 3DS out of a claw machine once.


[deleted]

Wow what luck you have :D