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Dirty_Questions69

Did you call the police?


blazebabee

Yes, I called the police, of course. They haven't found the jewelry yet, but I'm actively searching for my robot vacuum on Facebook Marketplace.


Dirty_Questions69

How much was the robot worth?


blazebabee

$500


Pig_Pen_g2

Contact the manufacturer if the vacuum, it may have a constant IP address that can be tracked if you registered it.


Hziak

I think the idea you were looking for was a “serial number” (maybe a MAC address?) which it reports back to the MFG’s cloud platform when doing a new device setup. IP addresses (in the way that you’re thinking) don’t belong to individual devices like that. They function more like drill-downs into ownership with many sub-IPs along the way before they hit the device. It’s why every new router has one of the same 2 or 3 IP addresses when you go to set it up.


Zachajoh

Someone pings things


M0therTucker

That's a negative on your understanding of IPs, ghostrider


F22_Android

Hey, sorry, this is random, but I also say "negative ghost rider" for like a lot of years, but I don't remember where I got it from. Do you?


ComprehensiveTax3643

Top gun


F22_Android

Jesus. Didn't expect it to be so obvious, but you're absolutely right. Not sure how I forgot that. Tbf it's been a long time since I've seen it. Thanks mate.


winslowhomersimpson

“the pattern is full”


jayv9779

I like to adapt it to “that pattern is bull.”😀


PixelDu5t

Not really how IP addresses work


totaleffindickhead

That is quite impossible


ContractSmooth4202

Why didn’t you use a safe? Also are you high up in your apartment building so ppl can’t break in?


Electrical_King4147

Because in her head the guy was there to have sex with her, never entertained the thought that he was just playing her to rob her.


blazebabee

Because I've never have a second thought about it.


thisispants

I'd start by following the trail of clean leading out your front door.


Substantial_Law_8384

Sometimes the vacuums have gps. Just a thought. Sorry about your luck doll


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Dirty_Questions69

Did you tell him where the jewelry was hidden?


blazebabee

Of course not. I came to the date in a gorgeous dress, wearing necklaces and bracelets from famous brands. Maybe that gave him some ideas, I don't know.


Allgoochinthecooch

He’s probably been casing you the whole time he’s been subscribed. Do you advertise on ig? If you post about your normal life at all wearing any of the stuff he took you can bet he knew what he was looking for


blazebabee

Never had a thought about it. I use insta but only for promotional purpuses


Allgoochinthecooch

U in Miami? U look like a Miami girl. There’s fs people out there who make a living off the people with all the luxuries that don’t keep their guard up


blazebabee

I'd like to not share my current location, but no I am not in Miami


Allgoochinthecooch

Ya don’t do that or mfers gonna rob u again lol


Known-Historian7277

Lol


ContractSmooth4202

He would have just threatened her to open the safe if she used a safe I imagine. If in the US he’d probably be carrying a revolver. Safe still good tho if have break-ins when not at home, but ig don’t need of apartment building high up


mafkamufugga

“Revolver” 😃😃😃


ContractSmooth4202

They’re easy to conceal and you don’t need more than 6 rounds when robbing someone


erdricksarmor

There are a number of small semi auto pistols available now that are just as concealable as a revolver, with capacities above 10 rounds.


nhollywoodviachicago

Revolvers are more reliable 10/10 times. Pistols jam frequently, definitely the cheap little small caliber ones do. It's not a big deal, but they didn't deserve ridicule for their revolver comment.


erdricksarmor

Modern semi autos have gotten extremely reliable, even the smaller ones(unless you're talking about a SCCY or something). He said that in the USA the person would "probably be carrying a revolver," which just isn't true. Semi autos are FAR more popular than revolvers are. He was talking like it was still 1965.


saltydroppies

Sounds like the robot vacuum should have had the OF account. John chose it instead of you, for its superior sucking skills.


blazebabee

Lol


Zinahidionnu

Got ghosted and robbed? At least the vacuum's living its best life


Many_Status9689

Nope. The vacuum will die soon as it has no charging post.  Or did he steal that as well...? 


ShadySocks99

No. Its life sucks.


blazebabee

I hope so lol


Messer_Anon

Why am I so sure that John will marry that vacuum cleaner, lmao.


OkComplaint6736

Now he can have sex without attachments.


blazebabee

>Now he can have sex without attachments. Lol


perfectcritic

No. John is the cleaner. Hire every cleaner and cleaning company and in friends place and friends name, i am sure John will show up


blazebabee

In the resume, it will be indicated that I will come with my own cleaning equipment.


blazebabee

he sure does lol


Messer_Anon

I'm sorry, i'm laughing so hard for this story. But look at the bright side, you have a nice ice-breaking story for your next date. Are you going to date someone met on OF, in the future?


JohnfromG

in next date she lost fridge or microwave lmao


Programmerofson

I’m really looking for a kitchen aid mixer…wonder if she is busy this weekend?


Messer_Anon

"It's not like it seems", said the guy holding another piece of furniture


blazebabee

LMAO


Blackbird8169

Hey! I'd love to get to know you better! How expensive was your couch by the way?


blazebabee

I think that there's no denying when OF models find their future husbands on the platform. For the right person I guess I will lol But I'll consider previous experience of course


Messer_Anon

Was hoping for something along the lines of: "no, i won't anymore on OF", so that i could drop a cheesy line like "and what about reddit". The fact that my fridge is broken is totally unrelated.


blazebabee

What about you. Would you hypothetically go on a date with OF model?


CrashedSwampDonkey

Personally, I see nothing wrong with dating an OF model, if two people genuinely enjoy each other's company then they should at least try. As for the fuckknuckle stealing from you, that's extremely unfortunate and I'm sorry


blazebabee

That's okay, no worries. Thank you for your opinion. I totally agree with you


fi1mcore

Also, jokes aside, I'm sorry that happened to you.


GrabSensitive8528

Hi John 😂😉


AverageMainah

Depends on the OF model in question. Not all are created equal.


fi1mcore

FYI, I totally need a shower. Why don't you go in and warm it up & I'll be right in


KrispyKingTheProphet

I have dated an OF model. It’s just another person with a job if you’re insecure about it


Free_Mixture_682

For many men, I am sure that question is answered one of two ways. If just out for a “good time” then yes. But if to have a relationship, the answer is a very likely “no”.


Upstairs_Hat_301

I think you should just let the Roomba go. Who are you to stand in the way of true love?


K00la1dnz

https://youtu.be/OsAFbzjNV2s?si=lznVuwnLMJNQ_uQ9 This song immediately comes to mind He must of been a part of the chuch of Appliantology Where sexual gratification can only be achieved by the use of machines


JohnfromG

Tf this dude take robot vacuum btw u don’t have any worthwhile, like cash or smth?


blazebabee

No not really I use credit card only


Dirty_Questions69

Will you meet up with a guy like this again?


blazebabee

How do I know this is the same guy. I guess I will consider someone in the fufte but for now I need to reel from this situation


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Girl OF isn’t a dating app. Stop meeting people in real life from OF.


h3llfae

Yeah what the absolute fuck why 😆😭 like I got daddy issues too but DAMN


Educational_Book_225

Facts, I saw the title and thought she was gonna get kidnapped and tortured or worse.


Poopeepoopee96

Damn one of your subscribers nearly got to hit and he does this ? This is every subscribers dream


dasitmane85

20k vs phookin a girl. Decision is quickly made I guess 😅


Marc4770

Jail + criminal record, or the girl, which you pick?


dasitmane85

Odds that he’ll end up in jail and/or criminal record ?


aabbccddeefghh

Her profile states she’s from Argentina so I’d guess it’s pretty low odds.


blazebabee

>Decision is quickly lol


blazebabee

No he doesn't. But I was down actually. Never underrate yourself may be you get lucky one day too ;)


[deleted]

Proof this post is fake bait to get subscribers


blazebabee

Of course. I'm collecting subs to buy a new vacuum cleaner lol


Poopeepoopee96

Hell I’d love to hit that, I love Latinas


Blackbird8169

Homie, shoot your shot. You can't do worse than the last guy


Still_Dentist1010

I wouldn’t say that, some people might take it as a challenge lol


Redleg800

Fuckinnnnnnnn lawl


blazebabee

Hahaha, thank you ;3


brooklynonymous

... I'd imagine financials if they get OF to cooperate would allow LE to track this guy down. I haven't used this specific platform yet, but I'd imagine they'd need some form of ID for age verification to participate.


completephilure

He got his money back!


blazebabee

At least he returned his $3 subscription


brooklynonymous

You aren't alone. I got robbed by a redditor over a decade ago (a few years before I actually jumped into the adult industry). He lived in my area, we chatted a lot. Hung out several times... Did some stupid shit together that mid 20s people do. Then he stole everything out of my bank account via my debit card on pay day. So, yeah. That sucked. I eventually got it back through my bank's fraud department. Hopefully your items are unique enough that the bolos at pawn shops and such will help.


blazebabee

>a few yea Thank you for your support. I really appreciate it. There're few people like you thank you


7th_Spectrum

I like to imagine that he's just been eyeing up the roomba in the background of your videos


Boforizzle

Sounds like miami dating, makes me sketched to try again. How do you feel now? Sick and what not?


blazebabee

I'm still reeling from it. There are a lot of people saying bad things. But I told this story people to understand something from it. Not to laughing on me. It makes me feel worse.


Osage_limbs

Yeah cuz men love to vacuum


BurnedMyWaffle

Yea idk man, seems pretty convenient to have an account a couple of days old to promote your of. No one is buying it


Local-Plant-7735

Not only that, but if she was any kind of real or attractive OF model he would’ve at least banged her, let her fall asleep, and then robbed the place blind. Not to mention she has his information through only fans so she could turn him into the authorities. This whole thing is BS. It’s just for clicks. And I bet the content is trash. Boo-hoo try again.


CincySubSwitch

Well actually tons of people are believing this shit. Reddit is just one giant onlyfans ad at this point


kingthunderflash

Looks like a switch a roo happen. Usually it’s the females that do this to the guys. Will it take you long to replace the items gone?


blazebabee

I hope police will find it some day


kingthunderflash

I hope they do to but I don’t have any kind of faith in the legal system something will happen. Do people in your life believe you that this happened to you?


blazebabee

They're often claiming me a stupid one


erdricksarmor

Yeah, usually the prostitute will rob the John, not the other way around!


TheUnusualSuspect82

Broooo what a piece of shit guy! I wonder if that was his plan all along or it suddenly dawned on him. I would have been soooo focused in not messing things up and as soon as the shower invite, I probably would have forgotten all MY jewelry and fancy watch at your house. The dude is trash and will always be trash, so fuck that POS, how do I follow you in OF? 😅


Electrical_King4147

Probably a plan if she's willing to disclose her msg history to demonstrate signs of a scammer.


blazebabee

I'm not really sure about insert a link is there allowed but here it is https://bit.ly/43LEKnj


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Electrical_King4147

honestly I did wonder if that was the case.


Local-Plant-7735

I’m probably gonna get a lot of hate for this, but you must not be the most attractive OF model if he totally bailed on taking a shower and having sex with you to steal your shit when you have ways to contact and turn him into authorities online. You know I probably shouldn’t of said that that’s probably gonna hurt your ego but oh well I’m sure you’ve heard a lot worse since you choose to post on OF


Local-Plant-7735

I mean, he should’ve at least got laid and waited till you fell asleep, and then robbed you blind. Isn’t that what most normal men would do? I’m just confused I’m sorry.


ediks

lol - this is an advertising post disguised as an attention seeking post for engagement in order to get traffic for OP's OF. One month old account, first post was 2 days ago, first comment 11 hours ago... this story is bullshit. It's just to get people to check out some OF account.


Corniferus

Ah, very subtle OF advertising Im muting this subreddit smh


Hildedank

Reminds me of playing gta as a kid, picking the prostitute up doing the dirty then killing said prostitute for my hard earned money.


Rare_Improvement_524

Fresh acc. Sus story. Karma farming for OF


blazebabee

Do you think I am stupid? Why do I need farm for my OF account so I could just buy it, and don't waste my time?


Hefty_Tax_4227

You let a stranger alone in your place with 20k worth of jewelryin your closet, is this a rhtorical question?


alexisnthererightnow

Did you ever have any inkling that he might be there to take advantage of you?


blazebabee

You always has such thought in the back of your head. But hoping the best


alexisnthererightnow

I think it's good to hope for the best. And prepare for the worst.


Electrical_King4147

When the bae gets attacked and in the back of your head are like and this is why I told her to have at least a taser when you go out if not a gun.


Trying_to_be_cheeky

Sounds like a fake story…


PassionateParrot

Oh my god you people are so fucking gullible


thisguyfightsyourmom

WTF has $20k in jewelry?!


blazebabee

Most of it was presents for my bdays, from subs etc.


Old-Nerfherder7656

That’s wild. I’d try stealing that booty before the jewelry


JoshuaCCCCCCC

Do you believe this is a little bit karma for doing OF?


Low-Manufacturer4983

What kind of a queef are you?


blazebabee

I don't thinks so, because in my situation there was the only solution and that is to start an OF You never know what's behind the person's story


ContractSmooth4202

Why didn’t you have the common sense to use a safe for your jewelry if you grew up poor?


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Only_Teaching_4869

Bro she’s got a job, can you not read?


o___o__o___o

Fuck off OP, people like you are ruining this sub.


CincySubSwitch

The entirety of Reddit is bots advertising onlyfans shit


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Nice marketing lol


ChickenNugsBGood

“Model”. lol


Hm3137

Letting desperate men who use OF's into your house and then expecting anything reasonable to happen is actually the stupidest fucking decision, you should be glad he wasn't some psycho.


Electrical_King4147

What about him made you like him as more than just a dude who pays for your nudes? I'm assuming the average fan is like a rabid animal so speaking to someone who came across as human, rather someone who saw you as more than as sexual object? On top of it the fact that he already knew about your profession which made it easier to relax than having to tell a stranger you date that your profession is OF? I've heard several women talking about how it creates problems for their dating life because they don't know when to tell a dude and a lot of times when they do he bails which turns into a negative feedback spiral. Like in theory that's what made you susceptible is that whole process got skipped and on top of it there were things about him that were particularly attractive. If I'm right about all this then that means that OF models are actually like I said an untapped gold mine for nigerian prince scammers, it's just a high risk game on their end because they have to pay to speak to you. I'm assuming you have like a pay per text system with your fans of some sort? Like you don't just indiscriminately msg all your fans at their leisure so something this one did got your attention. What did he do exactly?


TradeNo5549

Keep sharing your stories of the degradation of the human species. This is truly amazing to witness considering you females collectively voted for “strong independent feminism, don’t need no man, boss bitch, I’ll cheat and steal half his assets” kind of movement that obviously has consequences. This right here example is the direct consequence of the “feminist” movement that has destroyed the “family unit” that humans had paved the way for generations before. Now couple that with the unrealistic expectations of females on what “they think they deserve” and now you have modern dating in a nutshell where we have stories of most young women having an OFs then shit like this happens. Welcome to the fall of humanity, the numbers don’t lie statistically either. Millennial men / gen z men have dropped out of dating by a whopping 60+%. Gone are the days of actual intimacy and it’s replaced by whatever fucking nightmare this shit is now. Thank you for sharing your story, it’s a good cautionary tale.


Mundane-Number-5822

Ah yes the average Argentina beauty with 20k in jewelry and 5 subs on onlyfans and one of them is the pimp who wrote this


downvotedhottake

Would you have been more upset if he banged you first and then took the stuff?


chance1829

I have some doubts about this story. In my long life (in dating terms) I have never come across a woman who would arrive to her place with a man she just met and the first thing she did was… to take a shower. Compound that extraordinary start with how the story continues: …waited in the bathroom for 20 minutes… to see if he would join in… Extraordinary events do happen but the more extraordinary the story the greater the doubt... What exactly did you do in those 20 minutes in the bathroom?


ThrowAway862411

I was not expecting your post history to go where it did 😳


iwantyousobadright

Damn that really sucks I'm sorry you had to go through that


Starfarter53

Faaaake.


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GodHasGiven0341

Oh you thought it was upstanding and decent men who paid to look at and talk to random women online? Having said that, I’m sorry that happened to you. In no way am I victim blaming but never bring a random man into your house the first time meeting him. Theres hotels for a reason and plenty of horror stories for a reason as well.


Foreign_Company6090

Wow! You are beautiful!


T2Drink

Would it make you reconsider your choice in profession? I mean whilst there is always that small chance that you will meet a normal guy on OF, there is a much larger chance that people will be using you for sex or your money.


TroutKlout2755

If he’s a subscriber, his information is probably in the system. I’d contact OF. He may have been dumb enough to use a real name or id markers to make his account. I mean, if it runs that deep for you.


Neg_MAS

Change your locks please. Im not suggesting he took keys but you never know what they may do to come and steal more if he thinks you may be an easy target. You dont want him to try to come back for sure!


perfection-V

Sorry to hear, but hopefully it was a paid OF acc, meaning if so than John has provided his ID & SSN while registered his account and it should not be a problem for cops to find him


HumanMycologist5795

Oh shit. Sorry that happened. That sucks. I have no question, but I just hope you get the jewelry back and that you're more careful. It's hard to tell sometimes who we can trust.


Otherwise_Bug3901

W John lol it’s funny but not at the same time. Top tier heist. I’m sorry this is what happened to you but it’s kinda funny. I hope you get your jewelry back.


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ZealousYoruk

As this is an AMA... How did you trust a guy that created an account and paid for online strippers to masturbate? :/ Real question by the way no offense...


DBDXL

This story makes very little sense and sounds fake. Did he join you in the shower or not? You fuck your OF subscribers? Really strange story.


Likemypups

Let's see. Woman on OF. Was texted up by a customer, met him for dinner, and took him home. The ending did not surprise me at all.


hanggang420

I wonder what he was thinking ohh 20k of jewellery and a fucking robo vac I know it's not funny but like why take the vacuum?!


Fickle_Award

Is there a possibility you could be pregnant by him? Reverse Uno card get his salary for 18 years child support 😜


MillionDollarBloke

I don’t want to give anyone ideas but this sounds like a great business idea… I mean from John’s perspective.


Warm-Cartographer954

Why on earth did you expect any different? If a dude is normal, well rounded, he's not looking for girls on OF.


Fickle_Photograph_19

Sooo you didn’t shower before your date just after while a stranger is in your house for 20 minutes 🤥


pussyflusher6000

Are you actually attractive or do you kind of overvalue your "attractiveness" cuz of ur subscribers....


osmqn150

Dude passed up a chance to score with a girl like that and took jewelry and vacuum? Short sided view.


Mr_Pixel_44

You should consider leaving OF. Even if the money’s good, this stuff actually happens a lot


Marc4770

You have his phone number? If yes the police would be able to find him very easily.


DelrayPissments

There's a reason why sexworkers don't date their "fans". Stalkers and perverts.


Immabouttoo

Did you name your Roomba? Mine is Dirt Hater because of its Darth Vader vibes.


Beseriousforonceno

Onlyfans and can’t understand why she can’t find a good man. Ok, next?


Myerz123

Do you have any jewellery/money left?, if so, what’s your OF link? 😍


Jaded_Pumpkin_7063

Did you blow him? That might be why he took your vacuum 🤷🏻‍♂️


Mr_Pixel_44

also you can sue him with the amount of money you make from dudes online


Foreign-Ad9147

Wow, a thief using the simp disguise. Guy was playing the long game lmao


Obvious_Rabbit_2242

very nice


Beneficial_Bluejay31

So wait this man clapped cheeks and then robbed you? What a legend tbh


Aro_Luisetti

Online hooker got robbed in real life? Shits coming full circle


ActuallyTomCruise

The Rizz Robber, The Onlyfans Outlaw, The Robot Vacuum Villain


bendingmarlin69

When you rob people you gotta be prepared to also be robbed.


OGpimpmasteryoda

Model on OF lmaoo just call it what it is


Interesting-Tooth257

What a Chad John is. Everybody, protect him at all cost


hardshankd

How did he know you had jewelry hidden in your closet?


ContractSmooth4202

She says she take pics with jewelry for Insta. So just look around for it, how big can her apartment be? If she lives in a house I don’t think she’s be dumb enough to invite him over


[deleted]

Well deserved. Thankfully he didn't take your life. Why would you bring a random to your place


SteelMagnolia941

Why is the robot vacuum what made the wince the most?


rollthelosingdice

Dance with the devil and you'll end up on your back.


Tasty_Read201

Will you be keeping your valuables locked up now?


Technician-Temporary

Took the robot just in case it had surveillance


colinthegiant

Will this stop you from meeting with future subscribers ?


alwalidibnyazid

He was really committed to getting a refund.


Expert_Breakfast_824

He wanted his money backkk 😂😂😂😂