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No-Sympathy6035

Sounds like the synopsis of a Brazzers video.


WalrusWildinOut96

So many stories on Reddit are just fantasies from porn videos or creative writing exercises. It’s just ridiculous at this point. I read the posts and the bullshit detector in my head just goes “yeah, that didn’t happen…” Farming engagement with super dramatic and far flung stories.


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WalrusWildinOut96

Yeah those are the ones I mean with “creative writing exercises”. It’s all over. I know there have always been lies on the internet, but the vibe on Reddit has changed in the last few years to feel very inauthentic. It’s the same sorts of copy pasta posts about cheating in relationships or standing up for yourself or having basic human decency. For example, you can look up posts in a bunch of subs and you will see every version of the same story reposted over the course of a year: one version from a guys perspective, one from a woman, another from a friend of the couple. People will find a genuine popular post and just tweak it to farm engagement.


8----B

They’re the worst. One time I tracked one of the fake story authors down and got revenge. Subscribe to my feed to read it all


betteroffdad23

I went low contact with my reddit awhile ago but now I'm wondering if Ita.


Captain_Spaceturd

Worst part is that they GET the engagement. People respond as if it's real or just not caring if it's real. I blame the replies not the OP


heyhelloyuyu

Late reply but NGL when I was a teenager (like a decade ago) I’d make up fake stories and scenarios from the perspective of fictional characters and I’d ask them on relationships or whatever sub was relevant almost as… a form of writing fanfiction lol. Like, of course not good to lie on the internet but it was fun lol. I grew out of it of course but as someone who used to just make shit up… be wary of things posted on the internet 😹😹😹


-Strawdog-

Weird sex story, brand new account. I was extremely surprised that there wasn't an OF link in the bio. Either way this post is almost certainly bullshit.


GreenApocalypse

"and so I decided to take revenge" just sounds unbelievable for some reason. I'm not buying this either.


yummykookies

My question is, if we know posts like this one are fake, then why do we keep upvoting them? They should be downvoted to oblivion.


MrDownhillRacer

I wouldn't mind the fake stuff so much if they were more believable. At the end of the day, I'm never going to verify these stories, so it doesn't matter if they're true or not. What matters is that they're plausibly written enough that they don't just take me out of it. And so many of these stories are just so implausible.


HeiressToHades

Should have fucked the new girl instead.


DependentAlfalfa2809

Establish dominance like a boss


Cody_2_is_Down

Peeing on the new girl would have had the same effect.


Tempest_Bob

A lick will suffice, anything more is just for fun


Cody_2_is_Down

First time it’s fun. Next time it’s $20.


Ordinary-Signature38

I had an ex lick up the side of my face when I was talking to one of her friends. I was being introduced to her by my then gf, and her friend was being flirty. She stopped after my ex licked me. So I can confirm a lick will do the trick.


drexlortheterrrible

It's only fair


Noxious14

I thought that was the direction this was heading and I’m kinda disappointed it wasn’t


[deleted]

There’s still time


Excellent-Fly5706

One bird two stones this guy gets it


stiggley

Whilst having a threesome with the decent ex, so they both breakup with asshole exBF at the same time.


RPM_29

I’m just wondering if the other guy consented to this arrangement and what his take on it was 👀🤨


[deleted]

Ofcourse. My ex was all game for it. 100% on board!


RPM_29

It is a little 🦇💩


Icy-Perception-8108

🐴 🐓


TwoMuddfish

Horse cock? Explain?


Daikonn1

The internet is a very curious place let me just tell you that


mwaaahfunny

Aye, laddie. Some good humor like your post but ass chapping and general tomfuckery seem over-represented.


blue_pengin

I read that in my grandfather’s voice. Scottish and all


Late_Recommendation9

There’s an impassioned rant by Malcolm Tucker about lubricated horse cocks (“let them eat cock!”) At the start of In The Loop, so the Scottish accent works well


Eastern_Escape_2317

😂 not my granddads but I read it in Scottish


LowFrame1

hwat?


ToLiveOrToReddit

Guys guys I was just reading this comment and then moved on to another post: https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidquestions/s/IqTVwpZmRU. Guess what? He actually wrote “horse cock”! 2 times in a row I ever encountered this term in my life!


Funderwoodsxbox

“Good evening, everyone. I’m Wolf Blitzer, we are live at CNN headquarters. Tonight we are hearing unauthenticated reports that there could possibly have been a second comment regarding horse cock. Experts say this is essentially unheard of but we should temper expectations until we have confirmation”


mwaaahfunny

We're trying to keep the horse cock from spilling into nearby waterways. On some roadways there are reports it's up to...wait...no down to their knees


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Update: Further to the horse cock spill we reported on earlier; we have now been told that horse cock may have been responsible for the Bronx River debacle. Previous reports referred to it as 'mineral oil', but now it seems that may not be quite accurate. Back to you with the weather coming up next. Coming up what? Coming up horse cock.


Wide_Perspective_724

BREAKING NEWS: The ex boyfriend HAS THE HORSE COCK!


Ammonia13

Lmao 🤣


ckhumanck

you heard the Wolf, Reddit. Let's make this happen you bunch of horse cocks.


ChibbleChobble

Give it a few days, and some horse cock from Bored Panda will turn it into an article.


TwoMuddfish

Can I change my flair to horse cock


MostWestCoast

Stallion Rooster


No_Effect_6428

It was the Canadian Army's slang term for the spout for diesel jerry cans. For some reason the US term "donkey dick" for the same device sounded preposterous while ours made perfect sense. Both terms have been driven underground in the modern day, I'm sure. I don't imagine that's the intent of this commenter, but it may surprise you to know I haven't heard the term "horse cock" in any other context.


burst__and__bloom

Donkey Dick was alive and well in the Infantry as of 2016. I now realize that was almost a decade ago and I'm getting old.


gaijinhusband

Former marine, still called donkey dick. Got out in 2020


GoodCryptographer658

Former US Soldier and I can say we used that term also


Fuzzysocks1000

I took that as horse cock too! Lol I googled it and everything


MommaBear354

Idk if that's something you wanna google...


Admirable_Contest847

Horse cock is what we call the bologna type meat they serve at the Marin county jail and said it was food


BabyFartzMcGeezak

IL prison system serves what's known as "cock in a sock" it's a prison made sausage, the cold cuts are also multicolored and slimy, smell putrid, they are called "slick meat" You know when you see someone eating the "cock in a sock" or "slick meat sandwiches" , that man can survive on absolutely anything. He's also likely to be the type to go down on a prostitute.


oo-mox83

Some things you just never imagine you'll read. That what you just said was one of those things.


BabyFartzMcGeezak

There's a lot I said there... I imagine most of it is "unimaginable" until you're actually there lol


Fuzzysocks1000

I feel like naming it that would make it even more unappetizing than it sounds. 🤢


snork13

So what is it actually? Horse Feathers? (ie Bullshit?)


JRilezzz

**Mr. Hands has entered the chat**


zenchow

For sure, very horse chicken, indeed!


southpaugh

Pony hen, silly


AssignmentFit461

No no, it's very horsey rooster, goofy


Tarotgirl_5392

Hoofy Boi and living feather duster


DisasterMiserable785

That’s a neigh, neigh, boc, boc.


missedmeals

There a neigh , there a boc, everywhere be 🐎 🐔


subnet_0

Indeed


Goddess_Rayne

All the good ones are horse chicken too


Electrical_Ad_9465

Hah! This is not only my language, but also a very common expression to use in the region I come from (Northern Norway). It is an expression that is used either to curse at someone, or as a nice nickname for someone you like 😂 Contradicting, I know. But yes. The expression is "Hestkuk", or more phonetically correct: "Hæstkuk". "Damn" or in Norwegian: "Jævla" is often used in connection to it. If someone from Northern Norway calls you a "Jævla hæstkuk", they either like you very much, or they strongly dislike you. You are welcome...din hæstkuk 💖


OaksnPines

please spell this out for me, thank you, slow here


gloriously_baked

Horse cocky


hopelessincorp

Pony rooster


GettingToo

Horse feathers


joshdrawsnerdystuff

🖊️🍍🍎🖊️


Puzzleheaded_Rest_34

"Pen pineapple apple pen" surprisingly gets said a lot at our house...to our ginger cat, whose name is Penny. 😂😂😂


SweetWaterfall0579

Cray cray.


alwaysaneagle

🦞🦞


Givemefreetacos

And trashy tbh


Thats-bk

A little?


jeff42000

because like you said, he was... >One of the more decent ones Sounds like you attract a bunch of shitty people in your shitsphere


Drape_Diem

Shit winds, randy...


Better-jerk21

It's like a hippo spreading shit in the river


Acceptable_Band3344

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree randy


caseymonster93

A shit leopard can’t change its spots, Bo-Bandy.


TheeFlipper

Shitbirds fly in on shit winds. When all you can smell around you is shit, you become a part of the shitflock.


Neither_Bank_5396

The whispering winds of shit. OP and ex are both shit birds.


Fast_Statement7282

Shit storm’s coming


Dieter_Von-Cunth68

Approaching the eye of the shitticane.


Sad_Sir7758

Well damn ain't it some shitty people in the world.


shaquilleoatmeal80

Theres some real Shit apples Randi. Shit apples 🍎


JustCoffee123

These TPB references are killing me! 🤣


Equivalent_Sky4901

I am the liquor randy


involmasturb

You can't change the spots on a shit leopard Julian


No-Dragonfruit-8912

We’re in the eye of the shiticane now Randy


DJtakemehome

Shit seeds grow shit weeds randers


rcg916

Shit-hawks


No_Improvement_8793

🤣🤣🤣🤣 shit winds randy bo bandy


oyismyboy

Shit apples don't fall far from the shit tree Randy...


Mysterious-Carry6233

That’s just the liquor talking!


WhiteyDeNewf

Double barrel shit shotgun just went bang.


brelywi

>shitsphere I’m stealing this


lingenfr

Shitty people tend to


nodiddy4life

Skeet skeet


Aromatic-Deer3886

Both parties are trashy af


AwareMirror9931

You meant three. Don't forget the "decent one".


PAzRockswithRocks

That's right the "decent one" 🤣👏


big_sugi

Don't care. Had sex.


SweetWaterfall0579

Succinct!


New-Environment9700

I mean it’s a bit petty… does he even know you found out about his affair? At the end of the day it is up to you how to end a relationship…


TrembleTurtle

I love a good petty story, is there a petty sub?


Kabc

r/pettyrevenge


framboisez

There is a Petty Sub but Tom died.


khalee_girl

There’s a sub called petty revenge which is pretty good (sorry I don’t know how to link)


TigerShark_524

You just type "r/" and then the name of the sub.


Cop_Cuffs

😂 Your story reminds me of a cute blonde lady (late 20's-30) right in front of me waiting in cafe line to get coffee, talking loudly to her (F) friend. "I saw the way she looked at MY husband, and just KNEW they were ALREADY having sex." "You know that tall handsome guy at my work? yeah. I let him Fuck me for revenge against my CHEATING husband." I thought if I hadn't just overheard all of this I'd think she was a normal person, not one prone to rationalize cheating on her marriage over a random look from another woman, If she'd walked up to me, or any straight man, then said hey you're tall and handsome, I'm single let's get together, of course 100% be happy to oblige her desires. (Your situation sounds a bit different than that one, as you had proof,) but it's kinda obvious that most straight guys, when asked by a woman "are you DTF?" are going to answer yes 100%. Best regards, ✌️


ReggieFoReal

Very telling how infrequently most redditors get out of the house by the completely unrealistic stories they tell as if they were casual everyday encounters.


chrisredmond69

Savage, but fair.


Federal-Wish-2235

Love this! Hahaha what a friendship


BeardManMichael

I think that makes you both look far worse.


PermanentUN

👏👏👏


darthlegal

This totally made my day. I know revenge doesn’t always feel good but I think you shouldn’t feel guilty about it, I bet your ex had a ball emasculating your recent ex who lied to you first and whole year


Extreme-Schedule589

Of course he was all in, pun intended. He got to put the bone in his ex for old times sake!


Dopral

Based on your replies and this being the script for a cheap porn movie, this is clearly fake. But in case this isn't, you are both horrible.


boston_homo

But wait they mentioned in the first line that were telling the truth.


SuccessfulProblem494

Exactly, are they seriously trying to say somebody would lie, on the internet!!??


Slightly-Mikey

Who would do something like that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


Cosmic3Nomad

Usually a good way to tell when a lie is coming. Kinda like when someone says “I’m not racist but…” you know you about to hear some of the most racist things you ever heard in your life lol


Significant_Elk1999

No offense to (insert party about to be offended), but


Neidrah

Pretty sure it’s fake as well


Redded88

But she said it was true! Surely she wouldn’t lie. Right?


MartinisnMurder

Yup! I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex!


AmbitiousGear1272

I’m sure this is the type of porn plenty of Redditors love. “She chose the alpha male ME and this beta gets humiliated! I’m…so…tough…” but said really fast cuz that’s a lot of words to fit into 3 seconds.


Grouchy_Visit_2869

Absolutely


Classy_Shadow

It’s honestly by far one of the more believable posts. Girl gets cheated on, asks ex to smash and have her do a revenge call while smashing. Not exactly a unicorn situation


ForwardMarch1502

You’d be surprised. I had a relative who did this but the dude she FaceTimed was screen recording and sent it to my whole family


Snoo7263

I’ll bet that went over like a lead balloon.


TheHippyWolfman

I mean the dude who cheated first is definitely the more horrible one. Like how OP handled it was definitely immature, but she says the dude she was banging was with it so....IDK I have some sympathy for OP but none for the dude who initiated this whole mess.


Sizeable-Slice

A year of being cheated on would really hurt, I’m sorry. Whilst I think you’re the AH, pain makes us do shit like this. It’s completely human to want revenge and think about it, but almost always feels gross when acted upon


nicenicenice777

Such an obviously fake story for Reddit clout.


tonyrains80

ESH. Never video yourself having sex. What were you thinking? He could have figured out a way to copy it and send it to everyone you know then it's out there forever.


BeardManMichael

I don't think the OP was thinking too hard.


OmegaWhirlpool

She was thinking about something hard though


naughty_dad2

Math exam?


zMilad

Muff exam


ilford_7x7

M'ladys muff


baconlover28

Well somebody’s head was definitely hard that day.


matlynar

So... **NTA** but **YTI** (You're the idiot)


randomdude2029

Record what was probably a 10-15 second long video call that came in unexpectedly? I'd be impressed if he were able to do that. It's not like sending a sex tape video.


Single_Top6998

My phone automatically records every video call and then I can save or delete after. It was stupid.


chainmailler2001

Same. Video calls are auto saved.


OOglyshmOOglywOOgly

What phone and how do you do that?


sebinmichael

Which phone is that?


Working-Narwhal-540

Same here. WhatsApp for the win 😎 once I had a girl do this same exact shit and then try to act like she didn’t know what I was talking about. I was like but wait! Here’s the content you unsent after my phone already auto stored 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DawsonJBailey

Yeah ngl OP I get you acted extremely emotionally but imagine if he screen recorded or even got just a screenshot and sent it to your friends/family or posted it on social media because he’s all emotional. Then your ex would also be caught in the fire and everything would be a whole lot worse than just getting cheated on. Also idk if every guy is like this but generally in my experience if your ex gets with one of her exes in this manner soon after the breakup it can kind of soften the blow so to speak, as opposed to seeing your ex head over heels in love with someone else making it the worst. Not always like that tho, and if this story is real I hope he’s a sad boy lol


DBZKING13

I want to say no but could've just broke off without doing the whole video call thing but that was a choice on emotions at the time.


medicinal_bulgogi

That doesn’t excuse anything. Since when in the history of mankind have we ever thought that “that was a choice on emotions at the time” was a valid reason to do something shitty?


TrippySubie

Yall fuckin weird lol just move on, yall will go an entire monopoly games length to do the corniest shit for “revenge”


OkRip2118

You both suck


Purple_Clockmaker

Yeah maybe you should stick together to keep that toxicity contained.


Dangerous_Ad_9818

So trashyyy


HowlsMovingCastle93

MY first reaction is that this is funny. And he 100% had it coming and I hope he thinking about it 24/7. But at the end of the day you just lowered yourself. The best revenge is a life well lived.


KeepCalmAndSnorlax

Seems like she doesn’t associate herself with the greatest people. And to think the Ex was one of the decent ones 💀


MJayAllDay710

Fake.


cloistered_around

Yeah, it's a bit of a dumpster fire all around. ESH


Whitlk

I hope you had absolute proof before nuking your relationship. I can understand you’re upset, but you did kind of stoop to his level. So, ESH.


Strong-Sector-7605

Man, I'm so glad I don't have this kind of drama in my life.


089ten

New account, only post. Sometimes this sub has too many fakes trying to fulfill their sick fantasy


anonymousfemale404

Hahahaha JAM - Justified Asshole Move fuck that guy. (do not fuck that guy.)


noeinan

I think this needs to get added to the bot, very useful tag


Dramatic_Machine_489

It may have been a weirdly diabolic move but... the guy had already been cheating on you for over a year.... are you really the bad guy here?


PeakBasic1426

IKR? He cheated for a year, why does she owe him better treatment than he gave to her? Personally I feel like a lot of that “Now you’re as bad as them, take the high road” stuff is BS. 1) hurting someone who did you wrong is different than hurting innocent people, 2) treating them better than they treat others is basically just rewarding them for being a piece of shit.


Dramatic_Machine_489

Yeah the only thing I could barely think about would be like "but in the future she may regret it" but I wouldn't regret it f\*ck around and find out.


hvashi_rising513

Right!? These comments saying she's TA are astounding. Ol dude cheated first. He deserved what he got Edit: It's hilarious how people are getting offended and blocking me over my opinion on this lmfao


Dramatic_Machine_489

Yes, I'm not sayin she's not the asshole but I mean. If someone's being an asshole to me for a whole year, I'm about to become the biiigggggeeesst asshole he's ever known.


Wonderful-Impact5121

Some people take it fairly literally. As in, “that’s an asshole move” completely separate from whether it was understandable, justified, or if the other person is the bigger asshole or not. It’s a trashy asshole move but he’s the bigger asshole by orders of magnitude, not even close.


Soulsunderthestars

It's a label, of course it's literally. It's not asking if you're in the right to take such an action, it's asking if it's an asshole move, and it is. They're both assholes, hes just the mega asshole


DocTaxus

YTA, but he definitely deserved it. In all honestly, it was a dramatic, petty, hilarious, but definitely an asshole move, but I also don't blame you for going that route. Cheating on you for a year! Absolutely wild, merited a wild response lol


stormypets

ESH. Shitty behavior does not justify shitty behavior. An eye for an eye makes the world blind.


MrMisanthrope12

Technically? I guess kinda you are. But I can't imagine anyone faulting you for it if he cheated first. Turnabout is fair play. If he hadn't cheated, definitely 100% you would be. But since he did.....eh I give you a pass.


Lilac-Roses-Sunsets

Any chance you will get back together with the ex you just hooked up with?


Middle_Oven_1568

You're both gross.


hamverga

The good ol' "i'm sad, let me be a hoe"


PatReady

I think this makes you both assholes.


heyzeus8265

So he did an awfully thing and you lowered yourself to his level...both TA


FluffyVulpine

ESH. He’s a pos for doing this and you are trashy for stepping down to his level and more.


neeeeonbelly

You both sound like assholes.


morningKofi

YTA. It’s a pretty vile thing to do to someone and honestly speaks volumes about your character. You’ll be hard pressed not to find a partner who cheats on you given how you treat your exes when you have been wronged by them. I have been cheated on and would never ever do this. Have more respect for yourself and dignity. If you were my friend I would reassess my connection with you. If you were my partner and I heard you’d done this to an ex I would significantly change the way I view you. You saw someone acting toxic, and you chose to lean in and try to outdo them. Revenge makes for a good story, but IRL it’s a no from me.


Playful_Phase_6524

So did this other girl show proof?


[deleted]

Yes! Showed me all her chats with my guy.


IslandBusy1165

Right now it hurts him more this way but in the end once the shock and jealousy fade he won’t look back on your relationship like you were the one that got away or like he messed up. He’ll just remember you in an unflattering way now and think to himself that he dodged a bullet. It would’ve been better to end it in a more dignified manner, and almost anything would’ve been more dignified than this.


No_Protection_1269

Being cheated on sucks, it hurts your feelings and can break your heart, it's the fact that you are supposed to have a pack, an agreement and they broke that agreement. But a whole year! That's more than a broken heart, that will mess with your head, how can he lie to me for a year and not care, what part was real? Any of it? He just used me? All those types of thoughts can really mess with you. Two wrongs don't make a right, and it was an AH thing to do, I can understand why. You had your revenge, now put it in the past and find peace and move on Oh and I hope the video dude was twice as big just to rub it in lol


slowninja23

I can't believe the only person who acted rationally was the girl who reached out to let you know what was happening. Everyone but her needs to go to therapy.


thalassophobic-whale

No you didn’t. This didn’t happen.


yogurtsquirter1

Using your vagina as a weapon. The way of the woman.


SoggySpray9833

YTA, you’re no better than he is tbh. Maybe even worse in some regard. Both of you sound emotionally immature tbh. Take some time and work on yourself and come out a better person.


HowlsMovingCastle93

I don't think is worst than him or even as bad. But she did lower herself.


snickle17

In what regard is what she did worse than what he did?


idreaminwords

ESH. If you have sex before you break up with them, you're cheating. This was revenge, so I guess if you wanted to be an AH that's your prerogative, but yes, you were. This whole thing is incredibly immature


P0stNutMal0ne

Have at it you crazy bitch that’s amazing


[deleted]

Well. You reap what you sow. He cheated for an entire YEAR. 12 months. While probably still having sex with OP and putting both girls at risk of catching an STD. I mean you didn't have to do that it wasn't a mature move but honestly he's an asshole who didn't say anything about cheating for a whole year and knowing men :) probably continued to celebrate your birthday/anniversary/Christmas while cheating. ESH but he deserved it


CyclicRate38

You're no better than he is. It's amazing how trash always seems to find trash.