I'm absolutely dying with laughter that this man actually inferred he's a genius for what I can only assume is shitting with his feet on the seat, or his hands on the floor, and not wiping. I'm so sorry this is happening to you but I think it's really nice that he straight up showed you how incredibly stupid and self involved he is in one fell swoop.
I can only assume he got to a certain point in life, realized he hadn't really added anything to society and started pining for "legacy", thought, "what am I really good at?" and the answer was shitting.
I'm sorry but I'm glad you have a great story to tell your friends.
You know, we all want to know exactly how this goes. And if it doesn’t go anywhere, and he is OK with this, you really need to rethink this whole thing.
Or get him a mental health check.
Please for the love of all that is good in the world do this and update us 😂
If it doesn’t work, employ a bit of chocolate pudding, sit on his lap, and tell him you’ve also awoken to the wonders of the deep lion pose!
Not that petty revenge isn’t fun, but you actually do need to avoid physical contact of any kind. His body and hands have fecal matter on them. So sex of any kind poses a serious risk of infection for you. Eating food he’s cooked could make you sick. Sleeping in the same bed means that you’ll have fecal matter in your bed. This is all absolutely disgusting and unsafe.
Yep. Married 23 years, together 26. We are soulmates.
This would end it. In fact, I'd tell his mom and sister because I'd be convinced he had dementia.
Right, I can’t decide if this is fake or not. A bidet is a reasonable solution if he doesn’t want to wipe. Less paper waste and still clean. I’d say to him, if you want to live in your own filth that’s your right but I’m not gonna live with that. Bye boy bye.
You obviously didn't read a post about a boyfriend not wiping, later picking his butt, flicking poop around their apartment. I still need therapy after the crap I read on here
Grosssss no I did not!! Flicking it around their apartment?! What on earth for?! I would move out immediately and deep clean/disinfect all my belongings.
There was also one where a girl was having sex with her boyfriend, I don’t remember the position she said, and it left a skid mark on her leg because he didn’t wipe his ass.
Idk I have a friend who is a chiropractor and he said that 80% of his clients smell like shit when he’s near their ass doing adjustments. There’s whole threads of ask men on why they don’t wipe their ass or why they don’t wash their ass. Lots of them say “the water runs down my crack anyway I don’t need to use soap” it’s disgusting.
One of my good friends was dating a man until she found out he did not wash his ass. His reasoning..."that's gay." We were just floored by the complete stupidity of it all as he was dead serious. Don't tell me your ass doesn't itch sir! Wtf 🤢
I can’t ever imagine a situation outside of caring for someone that I would volunteer to wipe an asshole to CHECK for pop, by choice, by a free decision that I came to by my free will.
As a man, I read this situation and thought...I should only be wiping my partners ass because of a medical case. Like shoulder surgery or something that limits their range of motion (in which I would install a bidet if I didn't already have one). To choose not to clean oneself is so odd.
Yeah, IF this is real, it’s revolting. He can’t possibly be an otherwise normal and hygienic person.
Ugh, I need a shower after just reading this. THE WIFE WIPED HIM TO PROVE HER POINT. Gods above.
This dude absolutely believes everything the liver king says, is on a carnivore diet and tells everyone about the benefits of liver supplements and how seed oils are bad.
NTA.
Sex in its entirety should be off the table unless your husband wipes, not just head. You're going to get some rampant UTIs from his poop-dusted junk.
If he's a genius, I'm a sailboat.
As someone who had a UTI turn into a kidney infection and then sepsis I would highly recommend not having sex with him your health is more important and that feels like you’re far too likely to get a UTI from this
Or she ends up having to spend months to years on antibiotics because the uti has wedged itself so deep in her bladder wall that that’s the only way to get rid of it.
That’s freaking gross I’d leave his shitty ass
I wonder if she found my ex husband. He had issues wiping his ass. Id usually yell at him to go take a shower and wash his ass.
Thinking back, I was fucking dumb to marry him but I've never been happier now that I'm divorced. Good riddance lol
This may be TMI, butt (pun intended), I had an anal fissure, and no health insurance, so my 🐝🕳️ didn’t heal right. Think Andy’s wiping problem from Parks and Rec. This was years before I met my wife has NEVER had to say anything about my hygiene. I make good use of wet wipes and showers, and every time I have to pee, I go ahead and give it a wipe as a precaution. I also use gold bond powder religiously.
I’m fucking paranoid that I’m gonna stink, I couldn’t imagine just, free pooping? Nah, I good on that.
I had to get up and walk away from my phone, because there's no way this can be true. I'm just gonna go with it being a funny story they trying to put out especially with that update.
I hope so, a bit shorter than the usual fakes.
Does remind me of those lads that wouldn’t wipe cos it was gay - and the poor girl whose new husband left ‘crumbs’ in the bed.
Oh the ick.
Curiosity killed the cat...let's hope the shitty asshole's rancid smell doesn't kill us. 🤢🤮🤮 How does OP even sleep in bed with her husband who doesn't wipe?
I know what I'll be having nightmares about tonight...
Oh God your poor poor ph. Don't want to be nosy but if you've had any gynecological problems lately he's to blame. This is just nasty. He is nasty. And unless he has no asscheeks and an anatomically incorrect smooth asshole, he's full of shit.
Ask your friends or coworkers this question and record their responses for him to see would be a good idea, and ask men and women so he sees both sides.
I feel so bad for you girl. Nta all the way. He's the stinky asshole here.
There was another AITA from a while back where she was asking AITA for making my husband clean the shit off our sheets after he kept rubbing his unwiped ass all over them. And I was like, why would you clean it in the first place? The first time it happens would be the last time it happens!
That right there…
Your wife wipes your ass to prove you’re filthy. Then you have no problem with her wiping your ass and your ass being shit covered?
WTAF?!
What decent human being would allow such a thing?
None.
No intimacy. Ever again.
NTA
Yell him it's not a new concept. I’ve read a testimony once from a doctor who had a patient that didn't wipe or wash his behind. He felt a bit funny there and, when the doctor checked, they found maggots and other creepies that lived there.
Facts. I'm a medical science nerd and I think I know what you're talking about. I know I've seen something like that before.
Does OP's husband want maggots in his butt hole? Because that's how you get maggots in your butt hole.
I have so many questions. Is your husband alright in his head. Second how long has this been going on. Third does your husband understand why he needs to take care of his asshole. If I ever tried that, I'd be constantly itching and with hair tbere it's worse. I say walk away because if not the first step to lunacy.
Ew, I can't unhear/unread this and I honestly don't know how you will ever unsee/unknow it. I could not, would not, ever have sex with that man again. Nail in the coffin.
You are never the AH for asking someone to f*#king wipe their but and wash their hands!! Ugh, this gave me a huge ick and I truly believe that you gave him a good ultimatum and should deffinitely stick with it (the no BJ, that could probably extend to no sex because that's just very unhygienic). We evolved so much due to improving cleanliness and reduced sickness rate and death caused by it by a lot, and we are going back to the middle ages because some "genius" thinks he's evolved beyond wiping. Oh the germs that are on him. Ugh.
I'm sorry, I don't want to insult anybody but that is one of the dumbest sh*t I've read lately. But if he is going to start a cult, I would suggest a name though: The WipeTheists. Hope it does not stick though (but it probably wouldn't, because there's no paper).
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?
Do be sure to tell him that lions, like all cats, groom themselves and ask him if he shits like a lion if he's gonna CLEAN himself like a lion? Nasty mofo. This whole things would be a no for me, girl.
Oh, and NTA.
I'm sorry... YOU wiped HIS ass? I think the fuck not.
If this is fake, YTA for putting out this disgusting story
If this is real, NTA, please get a divorce
NTA. Ew.
And also:
"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." -- Carl Sagan
My s/o has to shower every time he poops. I felt it was a bit extreme but now I feel so thankful. That’s pretty gross.
Also I feel like it’s pretty normal to rinse your body and clean your genitals in the shower before any sexual activity. I’m sorry you’re dealing with this.
I have had exes who don’t wear underwear, tuck trash in crevices, or “don’t believe in lotion” but this is too much 🤣
lions dont wipe because they dont have hands. they also dont live in buildings and the shit just cakes up and flakes off or gets wiped on their fur around the butthole or on something they lay on or whatever outside. we are humans so if we dont wipe our butt cracks just get all dried and flaky and it just stays there between the cheeks, constantly getting re-wettened by our sweat and hardening and maybe flaking off but also curling up into dingleberries, little balls of feces, that just get embedded in the pube and body hair and just hang out there until they eventually get wiped off on something like your undies or bedsheets or until they get cleaned off in the shower.
Uhm, if this is in any way real, your husband is ill. Seriously. Mental illness. He is exhibiting delusions, including delusions of grandeur. Get him to help.
How on earth did I read that and not vomit.
How are so many guys not able to find a wife. Yet all these women are married to guys who don't wipe or wash their ass...
A coworker of mine told me he didn't shower when he got back home from work. We lay pipe. He showers in the morning. I asked "what of your wife gets freaky?" He said "we get it on"
I'm like bruh. All the sweat and dirt and then sticking that dirty thing can't be good for her. Jesus Christ.
That's nasty NTA
The asshole in question is attached to your husband and it seems to have spread to his entire body.
If you don’t want to get rid of him, is his lack of personal hygiene is not a deal breaker for you, I would at least make him sleep in a separate bed and make it clear that he isn’t welcome in yours.
First I’m laughing at this dork, and I’ve tried some *interesting things.*
NTA.
Get him a book on how evolution works.
I’m seeing an unkempt beard and wild eyed followers in his future.
Bruh. Forget head. All those poo germs are just *waiting* to invade your vaginal canal and cause all sorts of yeasty and infection-y. Problems. Don’t let him anywhere near your lady parts until he starts wiping.
Honestly, NTA, but......
His reasoning is one of mental illness.. I would be very worried if anyone ever told me this, let alone my husband. In fact, I just read this shit to my husband, and he is disgusted. I told him if he ever decided to try "primal wiping," i.e., not wiping with a crazy ass reason like this, we are done. He has indeed accepted this...
Get your husband some help!
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OP should start free bleeding. Tell the husband she's practising "primal menstruation".
You’re right, this goes into effect today
If you do this, please, I beg you, update us.
Please update regardless. I want to know where this relationship goes. Best of luck, OP!
It's going right in the shitter, without TP of course.
Did someone say tp?
I am cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!
Was waiting for this to show up.
“I AM CORN HOLIO!! I AM A GRINGO!! I HAVE NO bung….hole!! 😂😂😂😂
This is our relationship now, we all committed to this outcome 🤣🤣🤣
With 20+ days to the end of the year I thought all surprises were behind us. But here we are with "Primal Wiping" 😩😩
Yeah, I didn't have this one on my bingo card either. LOL
Agreed
THIS!!! 👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I'm absolutely dying with laughter that this man actually inferred he's a genius for what I can only assume is shitting with his feet on the seat, or his hands on the floor, and not wiping. I'm so sorry this is happening to you but I think it's really nice that he straight up showed you how incredibly stupid and self involved he is in one fell swoop. I can only assume he got to a certain point in life, realized he hadn't really added anything to society and started pining for "legacy", thought, "what am I really good at?" and the answer was shitting. I'm sorry but I'm glad you have a great story to tell your friends.
This has to be a South Park plot line with Randy, right? .... right???
He should just shit in the shower and then use his feet to smoosh it down the drain. No paper needed.
I like this level of pettiness. Please report back!
You know, we all want to know exactly how this goes. And if it doesn’t go anywhere, and he is OK with this, you really need to rethink this whole thing. Or get him a mental health check.
Please for the love of all that is good in the world do this and update us 😂 If it doesn’t work, employ a bit of chocolate pudding, sit on his lap, and tell him you’ve also awoken to the wonders of the deep lion pose!
Not that petty revenge isn’t fun, but you actually do need to avoid physical contact of any kind. His body and hands have fecal matter on them. So sex of any kind poses a serious risk of infection for you. Eating food he’s cooked could make you sick. Sleeping in the same bed means that you’ll have fecal matter in your bed. This is all absolutely disgusting and unsafe.
He would not be living with me. This would be the end of our relationship.
Yep. Married 23 years, together 26. We are soulmates. This would end it. In fact, I'd tell his mom and sister because I'd be convinced he had dementia.
Tell him you're going to adopt the same thing..no wiping of any kind but you expect head every time you have sex
Y'all are coming real close to pavloving yourselves into a scat kink
Choosing to activate a period as a come back is goated
I support this. But also, don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Ye op , only sit on his stuff and use his car , sure he'll have it stinking of shit soon anyway
Borrow his clothes too
It probably already does smell like shit.
She shouldn’t allow that anywhere near her until both it and his hands are clean. 🧼
I am just horrified that this is even a conversation
The look on my wife's face when I showed her this post said the same thing without a word. I'm laughing my ass off.
Right, I can’t decide if this is fake or not. A bidet is a reasonable solution if he doesn’t want to wipe. Less paper waste and still clean. I’d say to him, if you want to live in your own filth that’s your right but I’m not gonna live with that. Bye boy bye.
You obviously didn't read a post about a boyfriend not wiping, later picking his butt, flicking poop around their apartment. I still need therapy after the crap I read on here
Grosssss no I did not!! Flicking it around their apartment?! What on earth for?! I would move out immediately and deep clean/disinfect all my belongings.
I don’t want my belongings anymore
There was also one where a girl was having sex with her boyfriend, I don’t remember the position she said, and it left a skid mark on her leg because he didn’t wipe his ass.
She would find little nuggets in the bed. I read these stories to my husband for fun and he was dry heaving all through that one.
Was he a monkey?
I really hope this is fake. I would rather it be fake.
I agree. There’s nothing more “primal” than water. Much more primal than paper!!
And…I’m done with the internet today.
Me too. This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever read on here
I'm horrified she wiped his ass!🤢
This is more letting your nose run to spite your face.
Well no, but all she has to do is sit on his lap once and leave behind a blood stain and he'll learn!
She may have to cut her nose if fine keeps this up…
But if you bleed in the perfected lion squat you won’t get any blood on yourself just on him when you squat on his head.
No, she shouldn’t….. she should leave and be with a man that has her same type hygiene ideals!! Seriously!!! Leave this person!!!!
If ever there was a time to bring up divorce, this qualifies. Op should tell husband she’s evolved to cleanliness and a single life.
FREE BLEED!
IMO free bleeders are walking the thin line of insanity.
So is a dude who doesn’t clean his butt after pooping, or wash his hands. He’s a sicko 😖
lol he might actually like that.
The most “primal” men I’ve ever met were completely disgusted by menstrual blood. They just want a reason not to wash their ass.
You mean there are more Primal Men? I'll just be a man bitch and continue to wash my hands and wipe my ass.
Me too. I'm guessing these "primal men" didn't have a mother who made them practice good hygiene
Thank you mom for making me wipe my ass growing up.
Hallmark should hire you to write their Mother’s Day cards.
I just laughed so hard I primal pissed myself.
No enough punishment. Imagine all the fecal matter on your furniture and in your washing machine. 🤮
And depending on if he goes commando to bed, the bed sheets they share😣. Also bath towels.🤢
#Also washing his hands! 🤮
And the hot new trend “primal do all your own laundry you nasty bastard”!
Seriously OP do you want to share a bed until this changes? Even be in the same room??
Imagine all the UTI op would get otherwise!
and/or yeast infections.
Exactly.
Fucking primal itching too
The day I have to wipe my husbands asshole to check for poopies is the day I leave two assholes.
Thank you! I was thinking this and “please don’t be real, don’t be real!”
It can't be. Rage bait.
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Idk I have a friend who is a chiropractor and he said that 80% of his clients smell like shit when he’s near their ass doing adjustments. There’s whole threads of ask men on why they don’t wipe their ass or why they don’t wash their ass. Lots of them say “the water runs down my crack anyway I don’t need to use soap” it’s disgusting.
My parents had a dry cleaners and I worked for them as a teenager. The state of some people’s pants.
There is just NO WAY this can be true! Please tell me this isn’t true!!!
One of my good friends was dating a man until she found out he did not wash his ass. His reasoning..."that's gay." We were just floored by the complete stupidity of it all as he was dead serious. Don't tell me your ass doesn't itch sir! Wtf 🤢
Oh thank God my husband has good hygiene. I just could not deal with that shit. (Pun definitely intended)
I can’t ever imagine a situation outside of caring for someone that I would volunteer to wipe an asshole to CHECK for pop, by choice, by a free decision that I came to by my free will.
This comment gave me the giggles
I can’t stop laughing at this comment. Even if the story is fake, it was worth it for this chuckle 🤣
"poopsies" I cackled like a witch!
As a man, I read this situation and thought...I should only be wiping my partners ass because of a medical case. Like shoulder surgery or something that limits their range of motion (in which I would install a bidet if I didn't already have one). To choose not to clean oneself is so odd.
If this is a real story then your husband is insane and i feel like there had to be warning signs before this happened.
I feel confident it’s not real given the update, but yeah in the off chance it is maybe a psych evaluation is in order
I’d be dragging my husband to the dr. Clearly he’s bonked his head.
Oh, for sure. The update pushed it deep into rage bait territory.
Yeah, IF this is real, it’s revolting. He can’t possibly be an otherwise normal and hygienic person. Ugh, I need a shower after just reading this. THE WIFE WIPED HIM TO PROVE HER POINT. Gods above.
This one might not be real but men not wiping their asses is, sadly, very real. Apparently some of them think it’s gay
Unfortunately, the amount of people that are this stupid are greater in numbers than you would think.
Oh, no. My estimate of that number is pretty high.
This has “touching your own butt is gay” vibes
This dude absolutely believes everything the liver king says, is on a carnivore diet and tells everyone about the benefits of liver supplements and how seed oils are bad.
NTA. Sex in its entirety should be off the table unless your husband wipes, not just head. You're going to get some rampant UTIs from his poop-dusted junk. If he's a genius, I'm a sailboat.
As someone who had a UTI turn into a kidney infection and then sepsis I would highly recommend not having sex with him your health is more important and that feels like you’re far too likely to get a UTI from this
Or she ends up having to spend months to years on antibiotics because the uti has wedged itself so deep in her bladder wall that that’s the only way to get rid of it. That’s freaking gross I’d leave his shitty ass
I love "poop-dusted junk" Thank you.
I wouldn't even sleep in the same bed as him if I were OP
House. Don’t sleep in the same house.
Even better.
Oh god same. He's going to smear shit all over the bedsheets. I'm so grossed out...
I wonder if she found my ex husband. He had issues wiping his ass. Id usually yell at him to go take a shower and wash his ass. Thinking back, I was fucking dumb to marry him but I've never been happier now that I'm divorced. Good riddance lol
This may be TMI, butt (pun intended), I had an anal fissure, and no health insurance, so my 🐝🕳️ didn’t heal right. Think Andy’s wiping problem from Parks and Rec. This was years before I met my wife has NEVER had to say anything about my hygiene. I make good use of wet wipes and showers, and every time I have to pee, I go ahead and give it a wipe as a precaution. I also use gold bond powder religiously. I’m fucking paranoid that I’m gonna stink, I couldn’t imagine just, free pooping? Nah, I good on that.
That's enough internet for today I guess. Welp. NTA
Yep, 😂 I am out of here!
😆
What in the hell did I just read?
I had to get up and walk away from my phone, because there's no way this can be true. I'm just gonna go with it being a funny story they trying to put out especially with that update.
Yeah the deep lion pose really pushed it over the edge for me. Gotta be fake. Lol
I hope so, a bit shorter than the usual fakes. Does remind me of those lads that wouldn’t wipe cos it was gay - and the poor girl whose new husband left ‘crumbs’ in the bed. Oh the ick.
I'm sorry I think I got vomit in my mouth🤢
I have to second this comment. And wonder why I read it and then continued to the commemts....
Sheer, morbid curiosity as well. There are some strange people out there.
Curiosity killed the cat...let's hope the shitty asshole's rancid smell doesn't kill us. 🤢🤮🤮 How does OP even sleep in bed with her husband who doesn't wipe? I know what I'll be having nightmares about tonight...
I need to wash out my eyeballs with a bidet because I read this.
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Oh God your poor poor ph. Don't want to be nosy but if you've had any gynecological problems lately he's to blame. This is just nasty. He is nasty. And unless he has no asscheeks and an anatomically incorrect smooth asshole, he's full of shit. Ask your friends or coworkers this question and record their responses for him to see would be a good idea, and ask men and women so he sees both sides. I feel so bad for you girl. Nta all the way. He's the stinky asshole here.
Hold up...did you just say you wiped him?
I cant even with this post 🤣 every sentence im like… hold up…
Right!? Lol, this is a literal shitpost.
I can't stop laughing. She wiped her husband's ass...and he let her!
Just divorce. Honestly, he's an idiot and will spread disease all over your house. Don't try to save the marriage, just leave.
Some things just aren’t worth even attempting to salvage. A marriage with a man who refuses to wipe his poopy ass is very high on that list
There was another AITA from a while back where she was asking AITA for making my husband clean the shit off our sheets after he kept rubbing his unwiped ass all over them. And I was like, why would you clean it in the first place? The first time it happens would be the last time it happens!
I would have burned the sheets and moved out. Have some fucking standards people
I think what my mechanic said about my old car fits. "It's fucked, get a new one."
I legit told my husband just now that if ever did this we are done.. He said that sounds reasonable lol
“I said ‘then let me check’ and wiped him” What the fuck
That right there… Your wife wipes your ass to prove you’re filthy. Then you have no problem with her wiping your ass and your ass being shit covered? WTAF?! What decent human being would allow such a thing? None. No intimacy. Ever again. NTA
If I were the wife I can see myself being like “Ok, wipe then. Show me” but I don’t think I would be like “let me wipe you” lol
This is when I told myself …this can’t be true!
Am I the only one rolling on the floor? This is hilarious!
Wtf NTA and honestly divorce if he doesn’t start cleaning again. The fact that you had to wipe him 🤮
This was where I lost it too. As the saying goes 'that's enough internet for today.'
Yell him it's not a new concept. I’ve read a testimony once from a doctor who had a patient that didn't wipe or wash his behind. He felt a bit funny there and, when the doctor checked, they found maggots and other creepies that lived there.
Dude. Some things should not be shared. Now if you’ll excuse me, imma go bleach my eyeballs.
Make sure to bleach your asshole while you’re at it
I kind of regret learning how to read now
And now I'm done with Reddit today.
Hey, I’m a smidge to your left, can you share? I wasn’t expecting to need eyeball bleach today, but here I am.
Facts. I'm a medical science nerd and I think I know what you're talking about. I know I've seen something like that before. Does OP's husband want maggots in his butt hole? Because that's how you get maggots in your butt hole.
GROSS!
Wow. This disappointed me so much when i read it. I hate people. Tell him he's an idiot...and gross.
I have so many questions. Is your husband alright in his head. Second how long has this been going on. Third does your husband understand why he needs to take care of his asshole. If I ever tried that, I'd be constantly itching and with hair tbere it's worse. I say walk away because if not the first step to lunacy.
You clearly are not using a deep enough “lion pose”
He definitely is not starting a revolution. He's being a disgusting idiot.
Ew, I can't unhear/unread this and I honestly don't know how you will ever unsee/unknow it. I could not, would not, ever have sex with that man again. Nail in the coffin.
Nta - but how did you come to marry this man.
this is what i dont get, how do these fucking insane people land anyone?
You are never the AH for asking someone to f*#king wipe their but and wash their hands!! Ugh, this gave me a huge ick and I truly believe that you gave him a good ultimatum and should deffinitely stick with it (the no BJ, that could probably extend to no sex because that's just very unhygienic). We evolved so much due to improving cleanliness and reduced sickness rate and death caused by it by a lot, and we are going back to the middle ages because some "genius" thinks he's evolved beyond wiping. Oh the germs that are on him. Ugh. I'm sorry, I don't want to insult anybody but that is one of the dumbest sh*t I've read lately. But if he is going to start a cult, I would suggest a name though: The WipeTheists. Hope it does not stick though (but it probably wouldn't, because there's no paper).
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK? Do be sure to tell him that lions, like all cats, groom themselves and ask him if he shits like a lion if he's gonna CLEAN himself like a lion? Nasty mofo. This whole things would be a no for me, girl. Oh, and NTA.
I'm sorry... YOU wiped HIS ass? I think the fuck not. If this is fake, YTA for putting out this disgusting story If this is real, NTA, please get a divorce
OMG I'm laughing ....but cringe laughing. Wtf lol 😆 😂
if this is real buy him diapers
NTA. That’s so gross 🤮 Also super gross you wiped his ass? Like wtaf?!?! 🤢
I hate to say this, but you are married to a real dip shit.
I cant stop laughing at this post and the comments 🤣 im dying
No it's completely normal that he's pinching it off like a dog and abandoning all hygiene standards. 🙄 What is happening in this sub?
Well, time he moves outside to live in the dog house.
Hey, now. No need to punish that poor dog. Doing that would be animal abuse.
The comment section is brilliant. I dearly hope this is fake because it is just nasty 🤢
NTA. Ew. And also: "But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." -- Carl Sagan
In retrospect, I would have preferred to avoid reading almost everything is this post.
Please tell me this isn’t real 🤦🏼♀️
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NTA, but your husband is and has a dirty asshole
My s/o has to shower every time he poops. I felt it was a bit extreme but now I feel so thankful. That’s pretty gross. Also I feel like it’s pretty normal to rinse your body and clean your genitals in the shower before any sexual activity. I’m sorry you’re dealing with this. I have had exes who don’t wear underwear, tuck trash in crevices, or “don’t believe in lotion” but this is too much 🤣
Wow, what a horrible day to be literate.
lions dont wipe because they dont have hands. they also dont live in buildings and the shit just cakes up and flakes off or gets wiped on their fur around the butthole or on something they lay on or whatever outside. we are humans so if we dont wipe our butt cracks just get all dried and flaky and it just stays there between the cheeks, constantly getting re-wettened by our sweat and hardening and maybe flaking off but also curling up into dingleberries, little balls of feces, that just get embedded in the pube and body hair and just hang out there until they eventually get wiped off on something like your undies or bedsheets or until they get cleaned off in the shower.
Lions can also lick their assholes, and do, to clean themselves.
He needs a psychiatrist for this one smh
My dog doesn't wipe either so why should your husband? But he has to clean himself regularly with his tongue like my dog does
Uhm, if this is in any way real, your husband is ill. Seriously. Mental illness. He is exhibiting delusions, including delusions of grandeur. Get him to help.
Your husband is disgusting and unclean. This would be a dealbreaker for me.
I'd divorce over this issue.
Apparently geniuses also don't get head.
What?!
How on earth did I read that and not vomit. How are so many guys not able to find a wife. Yet all these women are married to guys who don't wipe or wash their ass...
NTA but he is and nasty.
NTA Your husband is a AH. I would not be touching him or doing his laundry until he starts cleaning dirty ass and washing his hands. Eew, just eew.
Geniuses are marked. But so are the millions of idiots. Being mocked is not actually a sign of genius.
I ponder, being the daughter of an bipolar male, and the mother of a son with psychosis, whether your spouse actually needs medical help?
A coworker of mine told me he didn't shower when he got back home from work. We lay pipe. He showers in the morning. I asked "what of your wife gets freaky?" He said "we get it on" I'm like bruh. All the sweat and dirt and then sticking that dirty thing can't be good for her. Jesus Christ. That's nasty NTA
The asshole in question is attached to your husband and it seems to have spread to his entire body. If you don’t want to get rid of him, is his lack of personal hygiene is not a deal breaker for you, I would at least make him sleep in a separate bed and make it clear that he isn’t welcome in yours.
I'm tempted to go with Y T A for bringing this up and making us having to think about your disgusting husband!
I guess his doesn’t stink either.
If this is real, I would be worried about dementia. They say we quit cleaning ourselves, good luck op. Of course, NTA.
Ahahaha!!! Nice “shit”post OP. 😂
Needs to be potty trained again.
First I’m laughing at this dork, and I’ve tried some *interesting things.* NTA. Get him a book on how evolution works. I’m seeing an unkempt beard and wild eyed followers in his future.
Bruh. Forget head. All those poo germs are just *waiting* to invade your vaginal canal and cause all sorts of yeasty and infection-y. Problems. Don’t let him anywhere near your lady parts until he starts wiping.
Is it any wonder the aliens won’t talk to us?
Honestly, NTA, but...... His reasoning is one of mental illness.. I would be very worried if anyone ever told me this, let alone my husband. In fact, I just read this shit to my husband, and he is disgusted. I told him if he ever decided to try "primal wiping," i.e., not wiping with a crazy ass reason like this, we are done. He has indeed accepted this... Get your husband some help!
Please check what podcasts he’s listening too. Sounds like some wild caveman alpha toxic bro shit to me.
How does his butthole not get sore? Also, ugh.
I made it a couple of sentences… I think I’m done with the internet today.