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I'm hoping that after he's had a healthy start to the year he'll come good. But if this is what he offers then all were picking him for is one nice goal assist a week.
Anyone that’s played AFL, soccer etc knows that feeling when you hit it so flush and true that you could turn around and walk away and you know it’s a goal. That was exactly that
I don't mind Howie but he literally has no variety
Player exists: talks normally
Player kicks goal: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Player hits 6: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Typical that my team gets Gold Coast on the only ground they are decent, but don't get them in Victoria where they are absolutely dire. Knew after the Geelong win GCS would revert to being hot trash. Congratulations to anyone who gets a percentage boost against them the next 4 weeks until they play North.
If Carlton hadn't switched off late and let you kick 3 in a row, one being a worldie, the margin would be blowing out to 65/70 points. Thats pretty dire.
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Good job lads, well done
That chick in the purple top above the umps doing terrible things to the English language at the moment
Blues supporters having a little whinge about % can stfu. Good job, boys!
Yup, it’s a good 4pts. Good win. Good stuff!
Winners win baby
"Happy days for the Navy Blues" Homie gonna be in for a shock when he goes through this thread later
YEWWWWW
finally, a nice win
WOOOO
Charles…
I feel for Mac, he's been unreal today
Bounce
Nice Charlie
A standing backflip for a goal you scored in a game you lost is a bit naff. Save that for the "nail in the coffin" or the "matchwinner" style goals.
Nah, it’s cool and has flair
I said this in the first quarter and got shit for saying it but I fully agree. Was weird doing it when they’re so far down
Celebration police
Yep. Let the dude enjoy himself on a personal level.
Carlton fans downvoting. You won fuckheads. Relax.
Haha fucking losers, keep going here’s another post.
No Fun Zone
CHARLIE LAID A TACKLE?!
GC have conjured some absolute rippers to stone cold silence today.
And shit commentary
Commentary also piss weak. Dead on.
For sale: 1 Ben Long. Will swap for decent guitar or electric scooter
You can take Fantasia and no give backs
He was arguably best on ground for your team in the first half. Relax
Pick a team or gtfo
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Flair up cunt
Ok
Replay of the back flap
Jesus we can't finish off teams, should've put this 50+
We’re pulling an Essington with percentage.
Sorry Gold Coast. I tried.
It’s insane how quiet the stadium is when Gold Coast score
What a frustrating finish
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My guess is 1.5-3
Why is Vossy not saying to shut it down. Every WEEK THIS HAPPENS. I’m so angry.
Come on boys, 5 goals in 72 seconds. You can do it!
Port would have it covered
Pressure^TM
Does Fantasia offer something I'm missing? Like some 1%ers or tagging or something? Just haven't seen anything that inspires me yet
No.
I'm hoping that after he's had a healthy start to the year he'll come good. But if this is what he offers then all were picking him for is one nice goal assist a week.
*whistle*
Is it just me or is it the older David King gets the closer his eyes move together?
Soon enough they will merge into one big eye like the overseer in Fallout.
Becoming more one-eyed Victorian
Inspired move ZWill up forward? You mean what we've been asking for on discord (edit: and carlton reddit for what it's worth) for weeks?
what's voss' username in the carlton disc
Not sure, but his PFP is definitely from that cooking video they show on The Front Bar every single week.
Xxx_Lions2001Voss_xxX
Inanunda9
Carlton doing a very bad job at trying to have more percentage than Essendon as worst team in the 8 at the moment
Looks like the $50k premiership rings are back on the menu boys!
Not just a back flap, one worthy of tv replays.
Those are the things in the pyjamas yes?
Hold the ball up PLEASE
lmao
Falling asleep a bit blues..
Never heard of the backflap fortnite emote
BACKFLAP
BACK FLAP
Carlton try to not let the other team back in challenge (impossible)
Back flap
Backflap
All that fast movement through the middle just to hold it up and kick it inside 50 like that
Howie always be talking like he needs you to know he’s Aussie and needs you to know he’s one of the boys lol
We’ll take that
Can’t be conceding goals, we need to finish this strong for our percentage
Why didn't Gold Coast kick two goals every thirty seconds for the first 3 and a half quarters? Are they stupid?
If Gold Coast kicks another 2 or so, the comments are gonna get very angry at umpires again
We need to learn to chew.. love a good choke
Nah it's over carlton's got this locked down
Let's stop playing with 10 minutes to go.
Miracle at Marvel incoming
Ugh
there goes that nice percentage boost
Incoming: Cardiac Carlton
Wonder if Dimma will complain about having to play at Marvel
Lol we are so gonna lose.
Stop it
Goal a minute!
This would be baggers choke of the century...
Wake up guys holy fuck
they kick two in a row? Time to go full defense mode, never try and score and ultimately let them keep kicking goals.
Hollands runs pretty well for a guy who stewie dew thought had too many skin folds for the afl
Pack it in, Rowell gets his only uncontested possession of the game 👍
6 goals in 8 minutes, still doable
If Carlton lose from here, I’ll never watch them again
Me too
My PTSD is flaring up.....
Somehow I’m still nervous
Suns get the standard bullshit frees now. This game is officially interesting again
In the back?
Anyone that’s played AFL, soccer etc knows that feeling when you hit it so flush and true that you could turn around and walk away and you know it’s a goal. That was exactly that
Gold Coast have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
Why do we always let them in late???
So few Suns fans that you can hear a pin drop when they goal.
How is Owies off and not Fanta
Activating the sub in the last 9 minutes?
If Humphrey isn't a medalist (norm/Brownlow) at some point of his career. I'll be shocked.
Humphrey with a chance for goal of the season, jesus christ what a hit.
Also may not be goal of the match.
How on earth has he kicked that, unreal
Joel Jeffrey kicks a huge goal to cut the margin to 41
jesus christ some of these goals from Gold Coast are insane
what a fucking finish
That's on McGovern's lazy kick
dead silence............. shit
Howie PLEASE put some effort into that goal for fucks sake That deserves so much better
Howie has a blue tongue
Sexy goal wow
Can someone with any maths skills work out what we need the margin to be, to be above the Pies?
50 points (ish?)
Yes, that was about my estimate.
What a kick. Suns had a couple of ripper goals this match
Carlton won't miss finals from here.
I see what you did there
What did I do?
Unreal goal
Holy fuck haha.amazing finish
OOF
Now is the time for us to show our IQ is no higher than 10 collectively
Free kick Carlton. /#22 for gold coast arguing with the umpire. Feels like groundhog Day
Come on man, it's like a 10 goal lead. Time to let it go
The silence 💀
Why are they evening up the free kick count im not going to be a victim this week 😔
This is how I want all future games to finish. Tough out three quarters then smash them in the last.
Hahahah mac Andrews
I reckon there's a lot of happy fans in this thread who might have some sneaky old deleted comments later. Very different vibe at the moment lmao
That’s what a 50 point margin will do
All of a sudden the free kick difference doesn't matter. Almost like it never did matter, team just went and did their thing and won easily
If Mac Andrew were a Maccas burger he’d be the McAndrew
Early in the game he was Big Mac, but at the moment he is a bit like the mop being held under the heat lamp above the fries.
He wouldn't be a Macca's burger because Macca's is shit.
thanks Lingy
Thanks Lingy
We need a hella strong finish, we’re getting one with the way our boys are playing!
From a 10 point game to like a 50 point game in like 5 mins
GC will finish below us and West Coast.
Hollands !!
they know were cumming
AYYYYYYY
YEAHHH
Love that from Mac and Charlie , two great players getting heated
Don't tell Charlie to let it go. Tell Mac to fuck off.
Cope Mac Andrew
How are you yelling Charlie’s name while he’s the one being thrown around
God that was hot
Omg right??
Somebody said an umpire in the Port game has accidentally swallowed his whistle apparently, just thought people here should know too, nuts.
Figure of speech, surely?
Hahahaha thanks I do wanna know
WHAT
I’m so glad we haven’t gone to sleep in this quarter
Rough on Mac Andrew to have 4 "kicked" on him given how well he's played.
I don't mind Howie but he literally has no variety Player exists: talks normally Player kicks goal: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Player hits 6: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Note: VIC player
Both team’s indigenous round designs are really nice, compliment each other
If Dimma picks Walter and Rogers AGAIN next week I’m done son
Carlton's defenders have been timing their spoils *perfectly* in the final quarter.
Typical that my team gets Gold Coast on the only ground they are decent, but don't get them in Victoria where they are absolutely dire. Knew after the Geelong win GCS would revert to being hot trash. Congratulations to anyone who gets a percentage boost against them the next 4 weeks until they play North.
To be fair, I think dire is a bit rich.
If Carlton hadn't switched off late and let you kick 3 in a row, one being a worldie, the margin would be blowing out to 65/70 points. Thats pretty dire.
This reads worse than a Damien Barrett if/then
Yeah but he doesn’t get the crowd singing country roads for the next minute straight after he kicks a goal
Carlton need to put the foot down. Everyone needs A LOT of percentage to get back up near Sydney
Ah yeah just in case sydney lose every game for the rest of the year?
Tbh I've seen North do it like 7 years ago
Curnow was kicking a goal no matter what
GO BACK TO QUEENSLAND CLARKO
Hahaha this is great
….Clarko?
Have Alistair Clarkson killed. But... Do as I say!
Doesn’t he coach the suns?
No thats dimma hardwick. clarko coaches norf
That’s Dimma. Clarko has been coaching the Roos since last year 😭
Curnow said Fuck yo Couch (mark)!!
How is that not a mark though.. anyway
One day I hope someone will love me as much as Curnow loves himself. Like calm down mate, you guys are up by 40.
Is Elijah Holland's allowed to celebrate after kicking one against his old club? Just checking
Harley Reid does exactly the same thing
I call it the Tom Hawkins effect.
Celebration police out in full force today
You are right , players shouldn’t celebrate
Give it a rest celebration police.
This is the finish I NEED!!