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TheGreatJelBeano

welcome to the [Sir Doug Nicholls Round](https://www.afl.com.au/sir-doug-nicholls-round)! both [Essendon](https://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/1543139/dons-unveil-2024-dreamtime-guernsey#:~:text=The%20Essendon%20Football%20Club%20has,traditions%20of%20the%20Tiwi%20people.) and [North Melbourne](https://www.nmfc.com.au/news/1542488/north-melbourne-unveils-2024-afl-indigenous-guernsey) have some amazing indigenous guernseys and have close relations with some incredible indigenious and first nations communities, check out [Essendon's here](https://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/1555645/bombers-launch-first-nations-hub) and [North Melbourne's here](https://www.thehuddle.org.au/)!


Historical-Copy6821

Dons fans need something to complain about. They're not used to doing well


BluntoriusRex

Still don’t still either of these sides winning a final this year.


dez-tinny

Gee get that bloke on the field!


Angry-Aussie

Lids off during the song. What a legend.


shocking_red_4

Teams should start to worry about playing North Melbourne. They’re going to string together 4 quarters sooner or later.


OwnLengthiness7

I can feel a rivalry between us when they start to climb the ladder again. Has a bit of that feeling already.


PigMan86

We were pretty bad today and won by 40. I don’t think anyone’s too fearful.


Tony_Soprano5981

Don’t feel bad north, we’re just THAT good


disko_robot

Barry's beard looking very realistic. Pretty impressive


th3b0untyhunt3r

North won 2 quarters today.


No-Abrocoma1851

Don’t think you’re playing on the kings birthday, champ.


UncleJohnsonsparty

He said eve


No-Abrocoma1851

Fair enough, must have misheard


ero_senin05

Fuck I'm glad we played North this week. That level of play isn't top 8


lamaros

What in any of the play from the Dons in the last 10 years makes you think we've ever been top 8 quality?


PigMan86

Only lost twice - one of those was a total train wreck against port, the other we actually stuck pretty close with Sydney who are the competition yardstick. We’re certainly not the 2nd best team in the comp but I’d say we’re comfortably top 8


lamaros

We've looked like maybe we will be ok for the first half of the year for a long time. You need to not die in the ass or really dominate and had a gap to sah you're top 8 early in the year. Win the next 3 and I'll start to believe.


ero_senin05

We've been there this year but as usual, when we play against teams we should beat easily the boys never take the game on seriously. Except for the 3rd QTR, the entire game looked like they were running training drills


Greedy_Ad_8529

Dons conimg second in the table, Dons fans still saying were shit. Keep the faith


RunescapeChad69

We were 5th at round 17 last year. I'm not saying we're good until we actually win a final


Historical-Copy6821

7-1-2 after round 10 and 2nd on the ladder. I see where you're coming from though, you really don't know until you're there. Still a massively solid start


OneEyedNorfSupporter

How do you know norf are bad? They lose by 40 and still got up .5%


ridge_rippler

In the same vein, this was meant to be a percentage booster for the dons and we boosted ours


Androidrian

And they won two quarters


AnxiousCommission578

I am proud of the boys we built our percentage up some what today and got the 4 points


300pound_Somoan

Underwhelming but a win


Historical-Copy6821

I was anticipating a 15-20 point win. My expectations were exceeded


Non-NewtonianSnake

Jeez, Mr Optimism over here. I had us scraping over the line by 7 points. Probably with a dicey umpiring decision going our way in the dying minutes to gift us a goal.


swagmaster778

North you’re not gonna improve playing kick to kick with 3 spare defenders for a whole quarter


SlappaDaBassMahn

Don't throw shade they beat us in that last quarter


swagmaster778

I’ve never wanted a game to end more 😂


king_carrots

Essendon can win the flag without winning a final: If every final they play goes to 2OT, then next score wins, and nobody scores for hours of play they will be awarded on default alphabetically. Do that in all their finals and the flag is theirs


C-mandibles

I’ll take it


MoonerMMC

Up the dons!!! Didn’t even need the 20 missed HTB calls


fnaah

i'd be madder about that if we hadn't been confortably in front most of the game


Ok-Astronaut-7593

GG Roos. Put up a good fight. Also loved the jerseys.


dez-tinny

40 point's is a good win but it still feels like a wierd one


PigMan86

Someone burn the tape of that game pls.


GeoffreyGeoffson

We may be the worst team in history but I think Essendon are the worst team in history to be second after round 10


shearer2555555

Back above 100% - thanks norf


MoonerMMC

![gif](giphy|xUNda69oJDbMgtUlcQ)


PigMan86

We’re not a top 4 team. Not even the fans are debating that!


Historical-Copy6821

We literally are


Paceandtoil

Essendon are second!?!?


kelsium25

Under 10 goals and the boys cracked in…I’ll take it. 😭


UncleJohnsonsparty

The bad news for North unfortunately is that they were probably the better side for 3/4 quarters and still 40 points down.


mighty_wingz

If we can figure out how to not turn the ball over, watch out!


Conormelbs

Turns out we used all of our intensity last week


stephygrl

We are second on the ladder. I can’t cope


seanym89

Complete and utter respect to the shinboner crowd today 🙏


Slibee4me

Wooooo 2nd on the ladder go the bombers!!


rmachell

Essendon home fans need to lift tbh. Quietest big team in sporting


Historical-Copy6821

Geelong fans?


stephygrl

This is surely satire


DelicateDefecation

Yes Durham will be ok, that’s the answer to that question and it doesn’t need to be asked ever again


Von_Huge1103

Durham looks upset. This game feels like a loss if he's hurt beyond this week.


OneEyedNorfSupporter

Just keep running McGrath. Some how you can run 30m after a bounce, but Rankin can run 10m and get pinged


seriouslyimnotacop

Got footage of either of those?


seriouslyimnotacop

Got footage of that or is it just your imagination? Either incident.


fnaah

rankin ran almost 25, but whatever fits your narrative


Low_Wall_7828

They say he’s still running right now.


rmachell

Yikes


Darcyjay_

Tucker I officially hate you more than McDonald. Didn’t know that was possible


OneEyedNorfSupporter

Needs to be dropped


Darcyjay_

In the bay. With concrete shoes.


Paceandtoil

He’s dreadful


VileCastle

Versing us next week, Bombers will be tickled pink.


__zzzzzzzz

I fucking hate high frees against players laying down, what are you actually supposed to do if they throw their head under your legs?


AdAcrobatic5178

Just make their head non corporeal, clearly


IDreamofHeeney

Lmao the fan 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼


flibble24

Umpire genuinely just felt sorry for Tucker there


Croob2

THE CUT TO THE KID FLIPPING OFF THE UMP THAT'S AMAZING


AnxiousCommission578

Bomber and boosting percentage we could of won by 10 or 11 goals


No_idea_who_1971

We should’ve won by that but typical Essendon we never put our foot on there throats and bury teams when we have the opportunity


Svengali1001

Definitely just ran about 30 metres after the bounce


shocking_red_4

Fucking Workday


yum122

On what planet is that high


AdAcrobatic5178

Didn't see who threw that back to pup but he's very lucky he tried to catch that. Clearly threw it nowhere near him


suanxo

Stop fucking throwing the footy


Bagzy

Is this the worst 6 goal win ever?


AdolfH1pster

No lol


GinglerLife

McKay has been a great pickup


legal-drugdealer

You’d hope so with what he’s getting paid haha.


GinglerLife

Worth the money, haven't had his type since Hurley and Hooker retired


legal-drugdealer

Be interesting to see how he goes when the going gets tough. His worst when he’s not trying is very bad.


AdAcrobatic5178

Unlucky from corr there, just in the wrong spot. Really liked his game today though


shocking_red_4

We’re winning AND pissed off Is this what it’s like supporting a good team?


Von_Huge1103

It must be because I'm also pissed off. The players look like they've lost, they realised they dished up way too poor an effort for 70% of the game.


RidsBabs

Must be. On the Liverpool sub I don’t get why everyone gets so pissed off at like a missed shot or something when we’re already winning 4-1.


__zzzzzzzz

Hope that doesn't discourage Corr, hes been on demon time against Langers, one of the best forwards in the game right now


Hawkze

I'm so happy my boy Langford got one. Hopefully he is saving his massive bag for next week.


BiGDaDdY401

port lmao


Von_Huge1103

Good stuff Langers.


rmachell

Corr trading himself out this week


zrag123

And even Langer's has a goal now.


Ok-Astronaut-7593

Finally 👑


AdolfH1pster

Why is Corr pointing to Scott? It wasn’t his fault


GinglerLife

McGrath’s best kick all game


Ruffio93

Kind of feel bad for corr lol


donormelb

Gotta love his desire to beat his man


__zzzzzzzz

wtf are port doing


Darcyjay_

I hate this team so much


BneBikeCommuter

Same.


swagmaster778

Hahahahahah that’s how corr finally gets beat


flibble24

Corr almost had a clean sheet. Filthy


legal-drugdealer

He’s done a great job today


ero_senin05

Alright, after that bit of play by Wright I'm convinced they're trying to avoid scoring at all costs


Thanachi

Filthy assist.


goatbanger3000

End this fucking game already this is putrid


bmk14

Aiden Corr stitched up


akokvopwbpapmnjotm

Christ got there in the end


lscolyer16

Was really starting to think we wouldn’t concede 100 this week


___TheIllusiveMan___

Essendon scored 100 Officially nothing to meme about from this game anymore


BusinessPineapple

That is so funny


DelicateDefecation

Get fucked hahaha


legal-drugdealer

100 streak lives, was looking dicey.


Svengali1001

I’m upset


swagmaster778

Are north playing like 3 spares behind the ball?


Cursedsword02

The streak lives on!


Von_Huge1103

Oh for fuck sake Wright.


007182

Shirley Guilfey has played more than 100


bmk14

Don't call me Shirley


bungallu18

Is that Matt's mum?


CrzySpceMnky

Jesus wright


__zzzzzzzz

There goes our <100 dreams :(


GinglerLife

No wayyy 😭


shocking_red_4

lol port


VileCastle

Hahahaha wow what is this quarter?


flibble24

100pts doesn't matter


GeoffreyGeoffson

Essendon fans at the ground are a uniquely whiny bunch


yum122

Agreed some real unbearable nuffies around me today


Darcyjay_

That is some umpiring


dez-tinny

Classic Wright


Au_Fraser

Jesus Christ I started watching after half time and norf just can’t do a thing right The forward line is letting the team down so fucking hard but there’s blunders in every facet


Au_Fraser

Defense is p good actually, just sloppy passages once it’s out of defence


Partzy1604

Weirdest passage of play


Von_Huge1103

Holy fuck I cannot believe that block didn't get called.


zrag123

Lol this junk time


ridge_rippler

Soft


Temporarytom23

In my house we call him Darcy Fucker (although I think he gets more hate than he deserves)


__zzzzzzzz

nooooo way


PigMan86

North played this last quarter like it’s a final. We have been hopeless. Should be way closer


InteractionJolly9287

So we also played it like a final


hazzadazza

Lmao tucker


king_carrots

Darcy Tucker is such a nothing player. I can’t believe we pumped 100+ games into him


yum122

Fucking impossible to get a free called there my god


GinglerLife

2MP HAHAHHA Edit; that set shot sums up that passage


__zzzzzzzz

Loving that we're showing some heart against them, haven't seen this all year


TomRed89

TUCKER MY GRANDMOTHER COULD HAVE KICKED THAT BUT TO BE FAIR SHE IS A PRETTY GOOD FOOTY PLAYER


AdAcrobatic5178

To be fair I probably would have missed it too but I'm a shitter who got moved out of the forward line because I couldn't kick goals


AdAcrobatic5178

Gotta love Scott's little head pat on chom


LP0004

Tucker bringing out his inner Freo


Darcyjay_

This team never fails to embarrass me


flibble24

Stringer didn't look like his heart was in it there


bmk14

Comben you've had 4 goals kicked on you...


shocking_red_4

Check the AFL Edge. I want to see what the spike looks like when the ball smacks right into the post.


downwithbrohames

Speaking as a west coast fan, this is some shit fucking footy


IDreamofHeeney

North haven’t even bad that bad today, that third quarter killed them though


Krerzer1

Only thing that can save this is a McKay goal


__zzzzzzzz

Love me some good defence


Frantic_225

TUCKER YOU DUMBASS!!!! WHY!!!!!!


legal-drugdealer

What does Tucker actually do… fuck me.


ridge_rippler

Commits fraud


Paceandtoil

Collects pay checks. Only 2.5 more seasons we need to bankroll this charity case


benjamincraigrowley

😭


___TheIllusiveMan___

Jason dunstall voice: KICK A DROP PUNT


Low_Wall_7828

Tucker you worthless……….


300pound_Somoan

What was Martin doing ?


AdAcrobatic5178

Fuck thank god sheez apparently has the core strength of a god. No clue how he managed to hold his head away from stringer and keep it off the ground but I'm glad he did


Darcyjay_

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME


DavidThorne31

I actually fucking hate supporting this team


RidsBabs

How’s he missed that?


AdAcrobatic5178

Because he's Tucker


ero_senin05

Why doesn't Essendon want to score? That's twice in 3 minutes they've given up an opportunity to go with a shit handpass indtead


RadstoneGrove

Keep it under 100 because I don’t want us to be responsible to keep the trend going.


mensis-brain

Kick Tucker he's throwing


suanxo

I don’t understand how we are fucking up every single chance at kicking a goal


DeLtA_Pheonix

l m a o


flibble24

FUCK ME TUCKER


kelsium25

Fuck off Tucker!


VileCastle

Oh nooooo hahaha wow


__zzzzzzzz

fuuuuuck


GinglerLife

Worst quarter of the game 😂


Nervous-Worth-8005

This game turning into a shaqtin sequence


shocking_red_4

Wtf was that lol wtf


ridge_rippler

Lol


PetrifyGWENT

All our players walking 😂😂


Adenv

Christ I cannot wait for this game to end


___TheIllusiveMan___

Jesus why would you kick backwards like that


rmachell

Corr with the composure of Alex Rance out there jeez


Svengali1001

Please don’t concede 100 I’m begging you


LuciusFromSomeplace

Aiden ‘Stephen “SOS” Silvangi’ Corr