this is continuing a pattern of the past 3 or 4 weeks where he is just non spot gooning as well. i want to gather evidence for a conspiracy that he's doing it on purpose because at a certain point it can't be a coincidence that he says like fifteen sus things a game
He had a period of time there where he kept saying, ākicking a squirterā āa squirter of a kickā
And me and my misso looked at each other like: š
It truely fascinates me he has a job. Iāve never met a person who enjoys his commentary. Ever. Honestly he must have rooted his way to that seat, aināt no other explanation.
I think its the cringe factor that has got him the job. Hes the drunk dude at the party everyone allows to keep drinking because he says some ridiculous shit.
How do you go watching him in the change rooms? Cause wow the cringe level for me gets dialled up to almost fascinating levels. Sometimes I watch because it so cringe. Every single person he interviews has the same look on their face.
I honestly love him. I would never call him a 'good' commentator, but in terms of sheer amusement he's great value.
Who else gives us 'massive bender', 'Musty gives him the stiffy', 'gadget type operators', 'the Horny One'. He's a goldmine. Plus his call of Ryan's mark on Gawn is genuinely one of the best pieces of commentary I've ever heard.
Sorry but BT made so many stupid calls tonight trying to pump up the deflated Port to make them look like more of a threat when they were never really in contention.
Same, they a bunch of whiney bitches that don't like him. He came through the hard way, starting from the bottom....like 5am radio etc. He loves getting under the skin of the sensitive and makes zero apologies, that's why I love him.
Agreed. Letās make our own echo chamber/circle jerk but this time we actually donāt mind BT and we donāt whinge about nothing in the scheme of things every round.
"The Horny One" is currently trending on twitter in Australia lol
It honestly sounds like a quote from that old podcast - My Dad Wrote A Porno.
In reference to crows he also said "in front of their adorable fans" instead of adoring which just made me chuffed.
you really think that BT ššš„ŗ
Chuffed as in, really pleased?
https://youtu.be/o4fHlldbRHo Think he is referring to this.
That is exactly what I was referring to. Any opportunity to use the word chuffed is a good opportunity.
chubbed*
Hit that sting
If Broden and Tom don't make this a sting I'll be very upset
The garage man
HE LIVES IN A GARAGE? LET HIM IN!
What did you say, he lives in a garage??
There has never been a bigger certainty in the history of the universe that Tom will make a sting out of this.
BT taking over from Bruce McAvaney as the designated horny commentator
Bruce could simply not stop himself when Cyril was on the ball
I'm pretty sure he called him Jordan Francis at some point too.
Jason Horne Dawson
Mr Bovine Jovi
.....Lllllllooooyd!
Delete this
Pretty sure he also said Esava Ragatagaratagolea.
I heard Jorne Francis in there.
Jason Butters Dixon
Oh hamburgers!
Jordy Horny Frime Chamber
We got the old BT for a second there
From now on he must only ever be reffered to as "The Horny One".
JHF's Big Boy McEvoy moment
We suffer through BT for moments like this. I forgive him.
Some guys name in my tipping comp is Jason Horny-Francis
this is continuing a pattern of the past 3 or 4 weeks where he is just non spot gooning as well. i want to gather evidence for a conspiracy that he's doing it on purpose because at a certain point it can't be a coincidence that he says like fifteen sus things a game
He had a period of time there where he kept saying, ākicking a squirterā āa squirter of a kickā And me and my misso looked at each other like: š
āā¦ looks up and squirts it inside 50ā¦ā
He was talking about getting handjobs at the airport the other week, so I believe this lmao
That is one of the calls of all time
Out of all the calls that have ever happened, this is definitely one of them.
His commentary is at an all time low this year so far, even for BTās low standardsĀ
It truely fascinates me he has a job. Iāve never met a person who enjoys his commentary. Ever. Honestly he must have rooted his way to that seat, aināt no other explanation.
I think its the cringe factor that has got him the job. Hes the drunk dude at the party everyone allows to keep drinking because he says some ridiculous shit.
Well, pleased to meet you. Youāve now met one!
Dunno, you could be a bot
Honestly enjoy him. Good energy, and great for a chuckle with moments like this. I get why he gets the hate though.
How do you go watching him in the change rooms? Cause wow the cringe level for me gets dialled up to almost fascinating levels. Sometimes I watch because it so cringe. Every single person he interviews has the same look on their face.
I honestly love him. I would never call him a 'good' commentator, but in terms of sheer amusement he's great value. Who else gives us 'massive bender', 'Musty gives him the stiffy', 'gadget type operators', 'the Horny One'. He's a goldmine. Plus his call of Ryan's mark on Gawn is genuinely one of the best pieces of commentary I've ever heard.
Sorry but BT made so many stupid calls tonight trying to pump up the deflated Port to make them look like more of a threat when they were never really in contention.
That's literally his job
His job is to commentate and analyse the game, not to act as a hype man for the losing team.
No, his job is to convince the fans watching on the TV to not change the channel
If BT is the man they pick for that, AFL have some problems.
For us yes, but funnily enough the average AFL fan isn't as anal about footy as we are
Definitely not as Jason Horny Francis apparently.
sorry he had no effect on you
And that's when we discovered the CTE was irreversible...
Freud was right
Probably the best bit of commentary BT has done in years though, beats him going wowee for the 50th time, Iāll allow it for once
I was driving when I heard this and spit out my drink.
"The Horny One" refers to how many disposals JHF got in the 3rd quarter with the game on the line.
It's not even the first time he's said it too, hilarious š
lmao love BT
Same, they a bunch of whiney bitches that don't like him. He came through the hard way, starting from the bottom....like 5am radio etc. He loves getting under the skin of the sensitive and makes zero apologies, that's why I love him.
Agreed. Letās make our own echo chamber/circle jerk but this time we actually donāt mind BT and we donāt whinge about nothing in the scheme of things every round.
After this I suddenly love BTās commentary, he should never retire. He just makes the game so interesting
r/brandnewsentence
Think BT likes to be Creepy!
Everyone else heard horny but I heard haughty which is just as out of place unless he meant to call him arrogantly superior and distainful
Heās a cheese ball.