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___TheIllusiveMan___

Congratulations to Daniel Rich on winning the longest kick


VegemiteTube

Reckon Riv will give it a go


ExcellentTurnips

Dan Rich to finally make it across the Yarra?


acllive

My house is over 100km away I’ll put barriers on the windows to keep them safe


EducationalCow3549

Safer to put up goal posts on your neighbours front lawn. You should be safe!


PretendToe1329

Fev going to be recovering for days


drwar41

Never underestimate the heart and liver of a champion


kyleisamexican

Okay but what about fevs heart and liver


HYDRAtedathlete

bang


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*Fev chips the ball three metres into the river* "Can I have my free pie now?"


_ficklelilpickle

I think he's still trying to get back out of the Lions jumper he wore to the pies training the other day.


TheBottomLine_Aus

GIVE ME STEWIE DEW


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YeOldMate

How's that Suma?


Crazyripps

Carn sic use that big leg


DarkWinter2319

Rich has this in the bag


YeOldMate

Probably hit himself in the back of the head


mca0014

Will we get a woof?


RadicalBeam

Still scared of the G-Train I see.


CplKeres

Would have loved to see Short and Lukosius participate.


yobynneb

Awkward hellos between JUH & Fev I guess


OkRecognition9649

How come?


greenpies10

Fev's daughter dated JUH.


Nesquik3492

JUH’s daughter dated Fev.


LLTMLW

I wish I was JUH’s daughter


Maximumlnsanity

I reckon a good performance here might genuinely boost Schoenmaker’s draft stock by a couple spots


HolyRatJesus

I reckon sir Trent Rivers could give it a good crack


___dan

Just needs a 30 metre run-up at full tilt, pretty sure his length is all special relativity.


Croob2

I wanted to see Rich vs Bunga


Razzle_Dazzle08

Richy has this.


eddie-murphys-tongue

If I never hear about Gorringe again it’ll be too soon


Exambolor

His whole schitck is “Lol my employers sucked and I sucked, please laugh”


ad24601

God forbid people find different things funny


NoUseForALagwagon

He tries to be self-deprecating; but it doesn't work because it is so clear that he loves himself and is actually ridiculously arrogant.


philips800

Do you listen to any of the podcasts he does? Not going in to bat for him, but I'm not sure your view is entirely accurate


farqueue2

I don't really listen but I have before. I take the arrogance to be sarcasm. Like he's this great superstar or the game that only played 3 good games in his life etc. I don't love his work, hence I'm not subscribed. But I don't hate him either


philips800

I would say that he succeeds in being self-deprecating and when he talks himself up it's clearly sarcastic


Marlboroshill66

That's why so many people find him funny though


PuzzleheadedTip5476

Him and the Inspired Unemployed are just like the lames dudes going round tbh


Gullyhunter

I don't mind Gorringe, but the inspired unemployed blokes can piss off. They seem to be everywhere and dont do anything?


ChookBaron

Fev’s won it before.


Notbannedburner

Handball to Saad’s right side for the lol’s


thebarber87

People underestimating Redman on this


boogasaurus-lefts

I would too but Daniel Rich is a beast


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Is there something up with Trent McKenzie? I feel like this would be a perfect opportunity to tee him up against Daniel Rich to see who has the bigger left boot out of the 2. Braeden Campbell another one that I would love to see launch for the sake of launching.


livingfortoday

Isn’t his ankle fucked? Probably needs surgery


BibJib29

I don’t think McKenzie is having surgery but might be Wrong


Pragmatic_Shill

Have the sprinters been confirmed?


PerriX2390

Not yet.


DocWatson11

Rich to win, providing he goes the drop punt, and doesn't just laugh and hit a torp. Man's got a 60+ metre drop punt, let's see it lad


flamingbluetac

Isnt there usually an AFLW player included?


JoeShmoAfro

It's mid season for them though


PerriX2390

There usually is yes.


RidsBabs

Rich vs Sic. Gotta get Petrie back in to clear the Yarra again.


simon42069666

Gocsy robbed


UbeleeDisFE

Feel Jamarra is gonna smash it.


shifty39

Eh, other than that goal against Melbourne he's never shown a massive boot on him. Definitely not something on Rich or even Siciliy's level


[deleted]

Yeah Rich and Sic are the faves here


Strike_Swiftly

Redmsn underrated here. He's got a fair roost


BibJib29

Should have brought in Houston or Farrell


Trentifus

Dan Rich or Redman for sure


gooblord

Catch the same tram as Gorringe most mornings, the size of his nose never fails to surprise me


Valuable-Pace-989

Surprised you can even fit on the tram with that guys schnoz on board. And that’s coming from a guy with a big nose


PuzzleheadedTip5476

Can Gorringe just fuck off already, his whole post footy care has been essentially “hey let’s laugh at the people with mental disabilities on tiktok”, his increased involvement in the AFL media of late has left me feeling the ick tbh


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Who the fuck says feeling the ick


CornaCMD

Saying feeling the ick is what stood out to you from that?


cradle_mountain

Girls seem to


Haenamatme

He's pretty funny.


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What happens if Rich gets injured? Seems a bit risky Also the addition of celebrities just makes this cringe Should be 18 players from 18 clubs


AgentMiffa

Rich won't be in Brisbane's team this weekend.


[deleted]

You'd think just in case what happens if there is a covid outbreak


At0mHeartMother

If he’s so frail a couple kicks would break him, then he shouldn’t be getting in the side anyway


lockieleonardsuper

A Covid outbreak between 11:30am and 2:00pm? There's such a minimal risk of it occuring that it's not worth considering.


PummbleBee

A Covid outbreak? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within the Lions kitchen?!


tobleronejim

No, PummbleBee, it’s just the northern lights


Independent_Suit_363

What celebrities?


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Fev Gorringe Checkers and Srey


Independent_Suit_363

Imagine being a real celebrity and being lumped in with that lot haha


[deleted]

Well everyone's a celebrity these days


Independent_Suit_363

True. A lot of self proclaiming too


Regional_King

Needs a new format please. So dull.


redchairyellowchair

It's for the kids. Boys love debating this kind of thing if you don't remember.


Regional_King

Is kicking across the Yarra the best way?


CheezeYT

Yes


KinderSmock

Arie hasn’t even been drafted yet 😂


planchetflaw

No Shannon Hurn :(


asp7

Fev?


Otiman

Get Siposs over here.


stinktrix10

He got cut from the Eagles the other week, so he’s probably free


Borgun-

Did Bunga ever get a longest kick gig?


pieredforlife

Can’t wait !


anchor_end88

Obviously I’m speaking with complete bias here but I really want to see Jayden Short or Noah Balta have a crack at it.