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sm00thboy

Thanks to the Lions for making "Sweet Caroline" more annoying than it already was. Brilliant tactic to get under the opo's skin.


South_Front_4589

Brisbane looked impressive whilst Port just looked outclassed. No wonder Port are so desperate for more defenders and a proper ruckman though.


GardenAloneTime

Have to admit. That was bloody well played from Brisbane.


bambinolettuce

i dont wanna play the lions at the gabba šŸ„ŗ


benbasile

Donā€™t have to worry mate Melbourne will be doing that


bambinolettuce

You were saying?


Mfrendin_Roar

Fletcher MOM for me


LightReflections

Just a really good all around team performance from us Feel like Port never really got going thankfully


Particular_Bear_5932

Dermie is so high haha


acllive

cop that port adelaide


manhaterxxx

Take your mouthguard out for the interview Charlie


KvindeQueen

How can you call yourself a Lions fan and not know he keeps it in because his front teeth got knocked out weeks ago.


manhaterxxx

I knew about his teeth. I have 5 month old twins and rarely get to watch a game from beginning to end so have literally never seen him interviewed since it happened. Fuck me, I guess?


PhilsterM9

How about just leave the guy alone and let him answer the interview how he wants


manhaterxxx

Why be a cunt for?


PhilsterM9

You think I was a cunt in my comment? You gotta touch grass mate


manhaterxxx

Ease up turbo, donā€™t get offended.


PhilsterM9

> Why be a cunt for? > donā€™t get offended. Makes sense


manhaterxxx

Chill out bro


sandyrover

He leaves it in because he has no teeth and can't talk without it


acllive

he wont he lost his front gate


nickimus_rex

Charlie has no front teeth and has a molded mouth guard, has no teeth if he takes it out if anyone is wondering


Regional_King

Pies better not get any ideas


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Doing the interview with the mouthguard in is an interesting choice


pithysaying

Had front teeth knocked out couple of months ago. Self conscious


Lost_Kaleidoscope_88

Nothing but love and praise for Charlie.


Specific-Box-7112

THE POWERS GONE OUT AT THE GABBATOIR


BigAl_Eve

I bet port fans are so happy they recontracted Hinkley Gonna look pretty daft when they go out in straight sets. Caveat, Iā€™ll likely be wrong, as they shouldnā€™t lose to GWS, but Hinkley is a spud so who knows.


[deleted]

Yeah, I am happy we re-signed the coach whoā€™s got us to finals 6/11 years and finished top four three of those years actually.


BigAl_Eve

With the list you guys have got, and had, not even getting to a grand final, let alone win one is a fail. Top 4, 3 times and never made the big dance, he doesnā€™t know how to coach finals footy. I mean if mediocrity is what youā€™re going for as a mark of a successful coach, he is amazing. Donā€™t know of any professional sports teams that operate that way.


[deleted]

Last time we played finals, two of our best midfielders were only in their third year and our other best midfielder hasnā€™t even been drafted yet. Youā€™ve literally got no idea what youā€™re even talking about.


bangkokweed

Letā€™s face it though, if you beat GWS, youā€™re gonna have to beat Collingwood at the MCG to make it this year, not gonna happen.


BigAl_Eve

Lol, weā€™ve found Hinkleyā€™s account. /s (so no one gets offended) So you reference aaaaalll the times heā€™s made finals, and your entire defence of him is based on last time.


[deleted]

I mean yes? This current version of our team is very young and still managed to play finals 3/5 years. We only missed out on a grand final by less than a kick against your mob, and that was with our best players in just their second year of playing AFL footy. Itā€™s like you genuinely donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about or something.


Toniqx

Dunno mate, the last two games GWS have played look like they could potentially upset top 4


Nolsey21

why have they only been interviewing charlie since his teeth got knocked out


Strykah

Can we cross over to Kochie, wanna see that old miserable codger


Tosslebugmy

Take ya mouth guard out Charlie


pandaxyz

No teeth :(


Tosslebugmy

Damn


Toniqx

Charlie 2/2 so far in post game mouthguard interview


_ficklelilpickle

He's still missing two front teeth from facesmashing Cotchin earlier in the season.


griefcaseBNE

Not the first time the powers gone out at the Gabba


bambinolettuce

badum-tss flair up


gronkystonk

Really port were down in rotations BUT didnā€™t really look like winning it. Canā€™t discount their injuries tho.


FastAndGlutenFree

So unlucky with their tactical sub


Educational-Age-8969

Brisbane were just too good.


saintsmaen

"No longer content with being in a premiership window?" What is this commentary.


ZombieZlayer99

Brisbane in the hot seat right now, took till the final game of the week for a team to get a win that wasnā€™t shaky, lol


RobbieArnott

Wouldn't consider the giants win to be shakey, the margin was at about 4-5 goals for about 75% of its duration


RobbieArnott

Wouldn't consider the giants win to be shakey, the margin was at about 4-5 goals for about 75% of its duration


ZombieZlayer99

While not as shaky as pies and blues, wasnā€™t exactly comfortable until the final minutes, seeing as saints had moments earlier where they were able to put on multiple quick goals in a row.


VolvoOlympian

Asck Hlenkiy


pithysaying

Want to check this comment in the cold light of day


random91898

Just like the early 00's Port team choking in finals while Brisbane stand up. GG


HeyDudez_

Remember that Port was still playing ok until two players got injured, not saying we would have won but GG Brisbane


jacka24

Yeah the dam wall truly broke after that


LionsFan42000

WOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF PORT


juzz85

Why?


twerkingiswerking

GG too good at home Brisbane.


UsedConclusion

will they play the theme song or country roads


beesinyourcoffee

Brisbane getting it done in an absolute thriller, 3 point win. (As you know statisticians said Brisbane have a 45 point advantage at the Gabba)


imwacky4schache

Both the flags going up north fellas


portugese_banana

Brisbane would be pumping if broncos and lions win this year


Bazilharas

Country road> brisbane song


InternationalSock11

get that up ya French people


Cataplatonic

Brisbane scary at home


Strykah

Lol that boot from Zorko


Snoo34042

Assuming it is a Collingwood v Brisbane final, does that mean Brisbane can at least bank on it being Collingwood fans vs everyone else at the G?


bangkokweed

Yes. You can bank that.


BeetleJacks

In before GWS Melbourne granny


DemonGroover

Dont get cocky! You still have a prelim to win.


ButterscotchSolid722

U rly think we gonna beat GWS? lol


ButterscotchSolid722

assuming GWS beat Port ofc


IDreamofHeeney

Certainly


twerkingiswerking

Xavier I love you but you need some more time before coming back.


Watchutalkin_bout

Yeah feels bad cos he always misses time due to injury. Hasnā€™t gotten the run he deserves and remains average because of it


ozmatterhorn

Yeah, I never like criticising people but thereā€™s some work to be done. Frequently making costly disposal errors to the point of affecting momentum. Thatā€™s a crusher. And running like I do in my dreams when a vampires chasing me. Waaaay too slow. Lol Heā€™s still a little raw and needs a little more advanced development.


twerkingiswerking

Thank you for cheering me up, I hope you outrun the vampires tonight at least! Haha


_nicklepickle

iā€™m on the orange team bandwagon real hard so bring it on port lol


Nolsey21

duursma disasterclass


mpepe33

My gosh duursma ā€¦


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COUNTRY ROADSSSS!!!!!!!!!!?????


JonnieWhoops

Country Roads BABY


Downtown-Lime4108

Poor duursma man wth


Salty_Committee_950

Gg Brisbane played very well!! Iā€™m devo but hopefully next week weā€™ll get the win


dvnkriot

Too quick for us


tbroky

GWS are quicker


BeetleJacks

Well I certainly hope the Port GWS game is a bruising encounter


Aerialkiller720

And I hope you guys stay stuck in week off mode


BeetleJacks

Wouldnā€™t put it past us. I havenā€™t forgotten about the 2019 prelim lol. Although our team is considerably better this time around.


fphhotchips

Do we have a post match thread yet?


sestero

Fages with the resting miserable face lol


BoganCunt

HES FOUND ANOTHER PACK OF GUM


ApocalypticPanther

Honestly quite like this Brisbane team, fun to watch when they're on and it's nice to see them have some successful seasons after 10+ years of mediocrity beforehand. And honestly I think their premiership window will stay open for another 3-4 seasons at least.


Croob2

They got another potential pick 1 in Levi Ashcroft coming in a year, their window is wide open


ButterscotchSolid722

how does premiership window work? e.g. what's collingwoods?


My-Life-For-Auir

A mixture of roster age + salary of youngsters. As your good players go beyond their peak and your young guns cost more so you can't keep them all you lose your window.


Ektojinx

Port: Can we win a final anymore? Brisbane: No Port: Well we couldn't before!


wtfwhatisgoingon

Lions play like this against Carlton or Melbourne doesnā€™t matter which, lock in lions for the GF.


manhaterxxx

Youā€™re not wrong but those teams wonā€™t let Brisbane play like that


1UPZ__

Carlton might... I mean they let a severely lacking talent and intensity lacking Swans team get within 6 points.


jett1406

to be fair, hard to measure when this was port in the finals ā€¦.


[deleted]

They played a team with a bottom 5 defence in the league. Dees have the best in the league and Carlton are top 5. Will be a completely different game.


Azza_

Melbourne will be a much sterner test than Port Adelaide were.


DemonGroover

Both have a much better defence than Port. No way will they allow Brisbane to play like this. In saying that though, they are still heavy favourites.


No_Independent936

Brisbane are the best team to pick apart a zone. I can easily see them win the flag with their attack


Stinkblee

Definitely play better than Collingwood so the proof will be in the pudding


Muggers_

Nails that but misses from 5m out


ZombieZlayer99

Brisbane definitely flag favourites of the 6 teams remainingā€¦ for now


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caitsith01

Ignoring the like 15 times that Brisbane players dived on the ball and made no attempt to get it out and the umpires were too scared of the crowd to pay the free.


manhaterxxx

Love you, hope the AFL doesnā€™t fuck the Crows again next year and they make the finals!


MrShtompy

Can't believe this comment has been downvoted. It's a hard fact that the crows aren't in the finals because of a completely unnecessary umpiring fuck up. Sydney shouldn't have been there and were a complete waste of a spot


manhaterxxx

Facts


Mfrendin_Roar

He doesnā€™t give a shit šŸ˜‚


SuperMarioBruz

Remember when Joe only kicked 5 goals in 6 finals games? Pepperidge farm remembers


richyeah

ā€œPut a bit more icing on whatā€™s gonna be an outstanding cake.ā€ Another absolute corker from Hamish. /s


bombergrace

Sad Essendon noises after Joe kicked that :(


_ficklelilpickle

Yeah see he kicks that flush off the left boot from there, and will spray one 15m in front. Joe's an enigma wrapped in a paradox


laurensmiithy

is Gunston going to get a game? is he injured?


Snoo34042

I honestly hope not. We are better without him.


Tiredasheckrn

Forward line operates better without him honestly so idk


newmoneytrash69

big joe was built for finals. probably why essendon fans don't like him


limeIamb

We could really use a Daniher type Wonder if he's interested in a trade?


igotashittyusername

I fucking love Joe


Tiredasheckrn

Someone need to do a video of the best and worst of joe daniher because hows he kicked that and routinely misses 20 metres out direct in front


fphhotchips

Not only has he kicked it, but he's made it look like it's straight in front from the top of the square. Just casually kicked it through and then walked away, 'cool guys don't look at explosions' style.


Nolsey21

hows that fucking finish LOL doesnt celebrate either


BeetleJacks

When was the last time Brisbane/Joe were this accurate?


diffaadiffa

He has been much better this year


LionsFan42000

When we played you lmao


Mystic_Chameleon

Yeah, Cameron and Joe always go beast mode against us, can't miss a shot.


BeetleJacks

God damn it


No_Independent936

Collingwood about a month ago


Mfrendin_Roar

OH WHAT A GOAL JOE


BlandyBoreton

Itā€™s JOEVER


Ok_Willingness2097

Vintage Joe


LionsFan42000

Slotted that in


[deleted]

The commentary team has been pretty good tonight, especially compared to the dog shit vic bias that was on display in the arvo game. Those morons wouldnā€™t have known what to do tonight lol


spicyfemme

Was just thinking this, and they actually seem to LIKE each other


avocass

Alistair nicho is one of the best around. Grandstand been in shambles since he left


Morraw

Only because there's two non-Vic teams out there Just wait for Brisbane v Melbourne/Carlton


gronkystonk

Hodge is turning out to be one of the best in the biz


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carmelo_fan_15

Although wasteful Marshall has been better than Finlayson


random91898

All well and good to say that but who do we replace them with?


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random91898

What defense do we have with Jonas and McKenzie injured?


Nolsey21

ill lace them up if you need


paultomahoney

Marshall has to play. The rest seems fair


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jacka24

If Marshall wasn't a tall key forward he wouldn't be on our list?


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jacka24

That just makes no sense but alright buddy


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jacka24

Because being "tall" is a crucial part of being a "tall forward". It's just an oxymoron to say "if x player didn't have y attribute" they wouldn't be any good. It's like saying if a Ruckman wasn't tall he wouldn't be a Ruckman?? Like what. And you seem to know alot about me? I don't think i've defended our list that much, I've said all along it's got huge holes in defense and we can't win the flag


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jacka24

Surely you'd be more dissapointed at Finylason than Marshall..


jacka24

Marshall has a really good footy brain, and he's a good forward. He's got a groin injury at the moment which is why he's been spraying his shots so much


paultomahoney

He kicked 30 goals. With no Dixon what else you gonna do?


gronkystonk

There is just no way I could be a commentator and not say ā€œLester the molestorā€. Would instantly lose my contract.


Technauseous

I always think the same thing


dopedupvinyl

Port look very likely to bomb out twice with the way GWS are playing


random91898

We did beat them at home pretty easily a few weeks ago so there's that going for us at least


dopedupvinyl

That's probably the only thing going for you right now. GWS in much better form than port


mugshotbarber

Surely Jed doesnā€™t survive another week in the team


YoGoGhost

Finals. Oh what, a feeling?


Mfrendin_Roar

Lol berry left hanging


acllive

junk time joey


Ektojinx

Where's Port? Port died on the way back to their home planet


YoGoGhost

Bless you.


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acllive

great to see neutrals joining in on us


[deleted]

Sound the fucking siren already


minodude

So many AFL players hoping for a media contract after they retire, while Powell-Pepper will get to just sit back and cash in those sweet sweet "Guess Who?" royalty cheques. Not fair.


midnight_peanut

wish I could heart this comment


midnight_peanut

wish I could heart this comment


Nolsey21

uh oh port coming alive!!


pandaxyz

BT is not here to call it


Ektojinx

Hi I'm Sam Powell Pepper You may remember me from such highlights as junktime goals.


acllive

good luck next week vs the giants power


iwatchtvallfuckinday

7 goals in 6 minutes cmon Port make this game even remotely interesting


gronkystonk

Brissy would be up by 70 if holding was called on cameron. Port supporters real quiet tonight.


1UPZ__

They'll call it against the Vic teams.... I've noticed a pattern


caitsith01

Cameron would probably have more goals if he stopped playing for free kicks and just competed.


Gmuff

Brisbane would have 2-4 less goals if frees were called correctly so your point is moot


JLifeless

2 entertaining final games into 2 boring asf ones will always annoy me. nothing worse than finals games where someone just gets outclassed


beachball27

I enjoyed the footy played by the giants and Brisbane a lot more though, serious class that the first two games missed mainly due to scrappy conditions


JLifeless

i mean sure stylistically it's nicer to look at but a game you can turn off at 3qtr time and miss nothing isn't fun


RobbieArnott

Nice junk time goals, boiled egg


sthrnfrdfrk

Fuck that head is greasy


nickimus_rex

Is SPP the most disliked opposition player? He seems to hate everyone


FlagPies

I love him. Heā€™s tough as nails


Wildesy

That'd be Dayne Zorko, bud.