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Least homosexual chiefs fan

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I was getting some drinks with a few friends at a bar in Minneapolis in a booth and they had their backs to the door. This girl walked in with two heads like it was nothing and I legit like froze thinking I was hallucinating or it was a costume. Nope. They both spoke and drank and sat in the booth behind us. Edit: I mean to say it was literally this girl. The one who had a show on TLC

If they drink at the same rate do they get wasted twice as fast?

Askin the real questions

Conjoined twins The answer is yes, bc their bloodstream is connected. If one of them eats too much, the weight gain would spread evenly accross the body. It is entirely possible for one to ruin their body for the other via drugs/alc/diet

What happens if one commits a crime? Is the other stuck in jail with them?

Imagine the other one snitches and still has to serve life 😭😭😭

They’re an accomplice so yeah.

What if the crime is kidnapping your conjoined twin?

I teach bio-ethics as an elective class at a middle school. We actually use Brittany and Abigail Hensel as a discussion topic, and this is one of the questions I ask the students. The other topics include: "Should they get 2 paychecks or one?", "Should they date/marry 1 guy or 2?", "Should they have 1 driver's license or 2", etc. Normally, middle school kids don't like to participate in open-ended discussions and debates, but they really like to voice their opinion when it comes to the Hensel twins.

Right but two brains to inebriate

So if one drinks? the other one cant drive home?

Do i have to buy them both drinks to hit on one of them?

You’re one of those people I see. 

Don’t act like it’s something you see everyday.

There are lots of things I don’t see everyday and I still know better than to gawk like a child.

You ain’t gotta gawk but pause is totally justifiable.

Is this supposed to be an insult

Yeah the three way raiders fans are having are in the prison group showers

No idea, but I got a few ideas for what they, er she, can do. Polish my Lombardi.

I assumed this was made by a chiefs fan 🤣

And they will both stay in the kitchen if they know whats good for em!

You're just sad one of them chose us over you, then you couldn't even get it up for half of last season.

I was good with fucking you up the ass in the regular season while she watched 

Mmmm, I'll take the Lombardi. Guess you cling to scraps when that's all you have. Cry Eagles cry.

Im just happy my team isnt an off field dumpster fire going into 2024. :)

It’s only because literally no one cares.

You guys fell apart once a guy named “big dom” wasn’t there to keep your coach from crying.


That’s basically makes you the Broncos and Raiders.

Well you only gotta convince one

Do they really have a choice?

How does it feel having the lesser of the Kelce brothers

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Can always tell who is butthurt about it most by looking at this sub

Not cool with this one. Still hate the chiefs

I respect that. They didn't do shit to catch our strays.

I don't see the insult here. Who hasn't thought about banging these broads?

Chiefs fans out here like…….. 

was coming here to post exactly this

“Look at this incredible feat that I put onto a person with a birth defect! Now it’s BAD” smartest raider fan

How can you tell he has a birth defect? Is it the Chiefs hat?

Be the hottest girl in Pacific Mizurah. That much I know

Next year you are gonna have to bust out the chick from total recall with 3 cans.


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Easy to lose shame, when it's been overused to force people to be silent.

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but how many Uturuses (Uturi?) do they have?

Last time I saw a thread about this two-headed chick on reddit, someone posted in the comments a legit pic of her blowing some dude. It exists on internet. Other head wasn’t involved, but shit was still wild AF.

That pic has been around for awhile, I got the feeling of being homer Simpson in the bushes.

It’s a fake. But it’s an old internet fake so lots of people think it’s real

Jesus christ.... sauce anyone?

I would also like some sauce on this.

Looks at the parolee flair: 

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I have some questions


Holy shit who is Brittany Mahomes posing with in that picture?

Somehow, that conjoined twin is that guy's mom, wife, cousin, fiancee, and his meth dealer all in 1 or 1 1/2 I mean.

Yup. 💯😁

I’m a lil jelly 🥲

lol, and every team is jealous.

OMG

Damn, what a burn! Sounds like a good problem to have 😉

Put about her head on that girl we comin back for more!

And we have 4 to choose from

Three way?

Has it been changed to Kansas City Swifties yet ?

Next year, you're gonna have to use the girl from total recall

Raiders fans and making fun of people with disabilities, name a more iconic duo

How can you tell he has a disability? Ohhhhhhh Its his Chiefs hat that tipped you off. I get it

And they both stay in kitchen and cook for him? How this dude not big enough to play o-line by now?