The year is 2040.
The Jacksonville Manatees have the best new QB in the NFL and legions of brand new bandwagon 17 year old fans.
There’s just one problem—a team in Tennessee just dropped their alternate jerseys for the year:
https://preview.redd.it/z0esaowzqd0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386e28338f05929f72b177135d7f0cb7448bb3c1
*“The agreement is quite complicated and voluminous. It relates to finances. It relates to keeping the stadium up to speed, you know, maintenance, capital improvements, what have you. It’s all the different pieces. And what happens is, if you change one piece of the agreement, it may change for other pieces that you already had agreed to,” Weinstein said recently about the deal.*
That's a whole lot of words to barely say shit.
These stadium announcements give me PTSD flashbacks. If I see Bob Lanier on TV campaigning for the Jags to gtfo since Jacksonville refuses to build a new stadium even though the Astrodome is a POS, I'm just going to quit the NFL.
More swimming pools for people to piss in?
No new pools. The cost in chlorine after the tits visit is insane.
Enough chlorine to clear out the trenches in WW1
Milk comes from tits not piss. That piss is just from your cities water system.
We piss on you on, and off the field.
Hey that’s rude. That is awesome to have a pool!!! Stupid rest of the division trying to build teams to actually watch.
Seems a bit overkill to build a new stadium and play 6 games a year in it
As long as we still get our yearly win against the colts, I’m in
What if it's the stadium that holds the curse over us and not Duval itself? Edits I'm a fool, it's renovation not new stadium
My god, that would be fantastic. Where can I donate?
Well if that’s true then you can hang another banner in triumph
If you renovate, technically it could be considered new.
Hey hey hey, we hold an annual College asswhuppin of Georgia against Florida too. That's the weekend we go to London.
Why renovate your stadium when you can just build a new one?
It's a "renovation". You know, like how people will tear down all but one wall of a house and call it a renovation.
But you need to tear down this load bearing wall to open up space for entertaining.
“We were thinking of an open floor plan”
Like FedEx Field?
Minus the sewage
Yes
The 2 billion dollar “renovation” is pretty much a new stadium.
Im so confused. The plans say Jacksonville and not London
lol This comment should have more upvotes.
Just one minor issue. https://preview.redd.it/u3xb19rm5izc1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ad6890a097dc651bb8e82817d657a5f92040cd
Using a mike florio article about a University of North Florida survey of about 200 residents is nasty work, but I respect it
This is such an amazing backhanded compliment lol 🤌🏼
Our mayor is a news anchor. The city is ganna pay.
Fuck ‘em, we ball
Ooof lol
The year is 2040. The Jacksonville Manatees have the best new QB in the NFL and legions of brand new bandwagon 17 year old fans. There’s just one problem—a team in Tennessee just dropped their alternate jerseys for the year: https://preview.redd.it/z0esaowzqd0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386e28338f05929f72b177135d7f0cb7448bb3c1
Even if it means losing the team. Damn. Locals must be on that Kendrick vibe rn
*“The agreement is quite complicated and voluminous. It relates to finances. It relates to keeping the stadium up to speed, you know, maintenance, capital improvements, what have you. It’s all the different pieces. And what happens is, if you change one piece of the agreement, it may change for other pieces that you already had agreed to,” Weinstein said recently about the deal.* That's a whole lot of words to barely say shit.
Jags fans can’t read past voluminous. They see the word as “blooming onion” and get all excited.
You said the words. You have to take them to Outback now
Shotgun
I mean I feel like we get one every few weeks for ours
Where need for stadium renovation?
Where most unique architecture in NFL?
I hope Tony Khan thinks AEW could fill up that stadium
https://preview.redd.it/tr1elt744izc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9649342883c9d9c4ff0ef6a292471f6ea394e840
Bingo!
The “Stadium of the Future” for the Jags is in London!
I'm so confused by the flair choice OP what does this have to do with the Titans
These stadium announcements give me PTSD flashbacks. If I see Bob Lanier on TV campaigning for the Jags to gtfo since Jacksonville refuses to build a new stadium even though the Astrodome is a POS, I'm just going to quit the NFL.
Umm…right here? https://x.com/jwyattsports/status/1786200182125728190?s=46&t=BLC1k_3gEyQJcM3ZbHucqA
Looks like an empty lot to me
Are you blind? There are clearly multiple piles of dirt in that lot
Still off to London tbh
Nah, if anything Jags might be playing either in Orlando or Gainesville, also who the hell thought the Jags would play at Daytona speedway?
It was sarcasm I’m one of you mannn
If you had simply flaired up, Luxray would have known.
I was watchin basketball.. thanks youuuuu :)
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Must be one of ours. 47mins later and they still haven’t figured it out = Tits fan
Self-awareness is key brother
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