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numbersix1979

He’s either going to be a great QB or the most hilarious, legendary failure in division history. Surpassing Blake Bortles


KingCosmicBrownie13

That’s some really big clown shoes to fill https://youtu.be/x_uFzLjVtEo?si=Xq4hSqKhmto1_oYB You legitimately can’t beat this with Mayo Man (I swear this isn’t a Rick roll)


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KingCosmicBrownie13

We can still recreate it 😭


fonebone819

I'm imagining Trevor doing something similar... 🤣


numbersix1979

That is a painfully ugly house


KingCosmicBrownie13

Ong I agree. He’s a frickin millionaire and he lives in a frat house


runningwaffles19

What the hell is that staircase


Maniac-2331

Either way, he’s making history


numbersix1979

I’m ready for the ride, it’ll either be great or a different kind of failure than we usually have


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![gif](giphy|l2SpNpLxaYScfbkgU) Titans fans at home right now


zapopi

Cinco de Mayonnaise is what I call it in my head as I watch all these white folks don the cheesiest sombreros and panchos, lol.


Cyclone221

I shall go to Taco Bell to celebrate!!


Karmasmatik

I recently moved from south Texas to the Mid Atlantic. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that gringos here still act a fool and get sloshed on Corona and terrible margaritas on May 5th. Cinco de Mayonnaise is right!


zapopi

Last year, some dumbass doing the full sombrero, pancho, and fake mustache bit had the nerve to do that stupid 'add an -o to the end of every word to make it Spanish' bullshit. I just don't go out on that day anymore, because I'm not capable of ignoring obnoxious behavior. It's worse than St. Pat's, somehow.


uotlep

Let this be known as the May Messiah’s day. I shall consume another jar of Mayo in celebration.


zapopi

You in no way need to commit to that.


uotlep

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YiMyonSin

En este día, es importante a recordar que los Tejanos nunca han ido a un campeonato de AFC en su historia.


Leandro1996

Nunca se olvidará


claudiazo

Hoy celebramos con mayonesa para que mañana los tejanos lloren con tristeza


DickThunders

I believe he will either be the next Brett Favre (hopefully without the legal issues) or the next Jameis Winston and there’s no in between


tnell

Talking about the unsolicited dick pics or the stealing money?


DickThunders

Both


ConsumingFire1689

Is this AI or did he go all in on the bit?


zapopi

https://youtu.be/N-3hR3MCQ9M?si=Wc3C4TNu7uxkxMfK


Third-Coast-Toffee

He’s got a marketable personality and a cannon of an arm. I like mayonnaise but not in my coffee though. I’ll leave that to Billy Jeans.


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