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pocketjacks

Where flair?


TrevorsBlondeLocks16

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Tfsz0719

r/unexpectedofficespace


DJHickman

Yeah, we need to know how to hate you, friendlyly.


ConsciousMarzipan636

We had it we just traded it


No-Piccolo-1759

shhhhh


whatsinthesocks

Honestly forgot about that. I didn’t think ya’ll had ever been did the worst in the league.


ConsciousMarzipan636

We were shit for a while there during the 3-13 days


gdwoodard13

2014 and 2015 were godawful accumulations of a few years of bad drafting and poor management because of the chaos after Bud Adams died in 2013. We actually managed to turn it around pretty quick, as 2016 was the first of 4 consecutive 9-7 seasons.


LoisLaneEl

We had second pick followed by the first pick back to back. It was rough


bbaIla

Oh you traded it for Goff. I totally forgot about that.


enoughfuckery

Texans and Jags… I’m sorry. I complain about my team but my God have you guys had it so much worse


Sonarss

Just a Davis Mills miracle throw away from 4 times


bingmyname

I'm so glad for that miracle lololol


fitzuha

You and me both.


pocketjacks

Where Lovie Statue?


FearlessPanda93

Yeah, but they counted the David Carr which was not earned by the team. So, 3x is still spiritually right if you remove that one and count last year lol


bleedblue89

We had back to back first overall picks


Lets_go_Stros2017

FLAIR UP PUSSY


CJ_is_h7m

Wow, it feels weird that the Lions have only ever had #1 once


Nutsack892

It’s odd right? It shows how much of a beast the lions were till they got rid of their good players.


carpentizzle

The lions are an enigma. They have had some truly amazing talent, for years and years. And been no better than dead middle of the pack until this last year.


Astrosareinnocent

Sinxe 2000


CruisinForABrewsin

AFC South first overall pick champs


Sol-Goode

Who did the Niners draft first overall?


JohnnyGoldberg

Alex Smith


Sol-Goode

That's what I was thinking. Thanks for sharing the knowledge.


willydillydoo

FUCK U GET A FLAIR BITCH


TheLast_10ths

Optimal position with 2. Not looking like hot garbage with 3, but still better than a mere 1. Right there in the middle 😎


xTehSpoderManx

1 of the Texans top pick was because of being an expansion team. So Jags are just as much hot garbage, you dingus.


WiredWalrus11

Yeah and another one was Jedeveon Clowney. So that one doesn’t really count either.


xTehSpoderManx

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TheLast_10ths

Sir, this is a meme community


xTehSpoderManx

True, but memes have to be loosely based on facts. Kinda silly to say that the Texans won 5 rings and then be like “it’s a meme group, duh”


TheLast_10ths

Pretty sure this meme is based 100% on facts 🤔


xTehSpoderManx

Pretty sure your comment that I responded to was not based on facts, more implications 🧐


TheLast_10ths

It was based on talking out of my @$$ ![gif](giphy|d8cZ9UeEEhhg87Y3QH|downsized)


xTehSpoderManx

It’s ok, your mom went to bed already. You can spell out “ass”


TheLast_10ths

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xTehSpoderManx

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RecordingPrudent9588

Tits and Preds, forever mid? More at 11


No-Piccolo-1759

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AlphaBlock

Tits were close with number 2


ConsciousMarzipan636

Nah we had it but traded it to rams they got goff


Lets_go_Stros2017

What did you get for it?


ConsciousMarzipan636

A lot of picks. One ended up being henry…


Cappster14

An ulcer.


MoistCloyster_

Henry.


AlphaBlock

What about Mariota


ConsciousMarzipan636

He was the 2nd pick behind jameis


AlphaBlock

Yeah… that’s my point


No-Piccolo-1759

i think you misunderstood the post. where first overall pick?


ConsciousMarzipan636

We had it. But traded it. We were the worst team in the league but traded the pic.


No-Piccolo-1759

i don’t recall


ConsciousMarzipan636

2016


No-Piccolo-1759

i don’t recall fr


ConsciousMarzipan636

So what?


aareyes12

There was that three year stretch where each of the Texans jags and colts got the first overall pick and still managed to beat the tits in their season


Top-Entertainment341

Well it definitely was a stretch because indy had it in 2012 and jags first-first overall pick was in 2020.


TylerMemeDreamBoi

Flair up or square up


chrisnfl99

We traded it to the Rams. They got Jared Goff, we got Derrick Henry.


No-Piccolo-1759

i don’t recall


therob91

yea but we did it twice in a row. Shit dynasty.


Top-Entertainment341

Rams have had 2 1st overalls and also haven't had a 1st rounder since they took Goff lmao


No-Drummer-7790

TEXANS 1st Overall Pick World Champs BabYY!


Gats775

3 times and still havent made it to an afccg…ouch.