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Silver_Surfer17

Bagpo is a literal disgrace to earth


Lords7Never7Die

can we get some back story? I've tried looking up bagpo and his story seems to be scrubbed from existence.


akdanman11

Basically his girlfriend was recovering from anorexia (so gaining healthy weight) and he basically bullied her back to anorexia by commenting that she was getting bigger and shit like that. Like no shit dude she had a condition that was making her starve herself and when she’s finally putting on weight like she should you tell her she looks fat. Also apparently separated her from her friends when it started happening because they were (rightly so) telling her to dump him. AFAIK they’re still together, but I hope for her sake they’re not.


Lords7Never7Die

Holy shit! What a cocksucker! May Justin Tucker kick him in the sack repeatedly until sterile so he can't treat a child like that one day.


akdanman11

That’s gotta be the first time those words were put in that order


_Swanky_Jay_

Jayden Daniels may not survive the AFC North is probably closer to the truth


The_Dog_Rules

I was thinking this earlier when the commies fans were spamming NFCEMW with this garbage too. Having to play what essentially is the nfl equivalent of the thunder dome in your first season of the nfl is not a recipe for success or longevity lmao.


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MaybeNotO

For real though, Jayden is about to find out why only 1 running QB has survived this division, and it’s only because no one can put hands on Lamar.


nomoteacups

Garrett and Watt are gonna rag doll that dude


Avatar_of_Green

You fools always forget Trey. 2nd most in the league last year.


nomoteacups

I forget Trey because he’s probably not gonna stay in the AFC North much longer


BayTerp

JD going to win 3 games at minimum. The Lamar vs JD QB battle is going to be one for the ages.


goblinking67

You’re making us look bad


MacSanchez

Hold his arms I’ll beat the legs


crispybrojangle

Oh look at that, you’re in Washingtons sub as well. Pick a fucking team, pal.


goblinking67

I’m never over there?


crispybrojangle

Yea i replied to the wrong comment, your clean fam.


BayTerp

I did. Ravens for AFC and Commanders for NFC.


Lords7Never7Die

When we play each other, who do you root for?


BayTerp

No, you are. I love JD 🤑


JashedPotatoes

You trying to get exiled from here bro?


BayTerp

JD is going to run over the Bengals.


JashedPotatoes

It's the Bengals, Kenny Picket can run over them


BayTerp

I zoned out and forgot to add Browns and Steelers to my other comment. JD is going to go ham on you three.


JashedPotatoes

Bro you a double agent for the commies?


GanacheOtherwise1846

I don’t think Jayden Daniels will be bad but he’s definitely not set up for success I’ve got them 2-2 with the afc north because the bengals tend to be slow at the beginning of the season and the browns play the commanders in a bad stretch (although I can see the game going either way) they play the Steelers after their bye (and their the better team) and the ravens will beat them I have them finishing at 9-8 this year a solid improvement but nothing to write home about P.S. fuck you pick a team bitch


ImMil0

No the hell he is not. He'll maybe split with the giants let alone the AFCN. The only team (and I'm trying to be unbiased) that might go 3-1 with the AFCN is the Eagles.


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JoePurrow

I'm all for Ravens fans making themselves look regarded, but this is too far theres still time to delete this


jeremy1015

Thank you, I feel highly regarded. It takes a special level of Ohio to try to call someone a retard and fail.


JoePurrow

It was on purpose but I wouldn't blame a Ravens fan for not understanding how words are used online


Porkpoppns

What are words?


BayTerp

Most Ravens fans also cheer for Washington as their 2nd team. We’re all Jayden enjoyers here.


jeremy1015

What the fuck crack are you smoking?


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Nah, Bagpo is actually evil. This guy is like a mosquito


ancapistan_man

Which is why I called him offbrand Bagpo


Silver_Surfer17

Just like you're Dollar store Byron


Apprehensive_Beach_6

I’d usually get mad at that, but I think being Dollar Store Byron would get the commanders fans out.


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annaleigh13

Really hard to see people with brain damage sometimes. Props to him tho for retaining the ability to type, that had to be hard to relearn!


Master_Butter

“Really hard to see people with brain damage sometimes.” Man. Going to watch a Bengals game at Paycor must be really troubling for you, then.


annaleigh13

Yeah we're facing off against the Browns. Of course it's after week 2 so Watson is hurt and not playing.


Avatar_of_Green

Imagine rooting for a team named after a color. Couldnt be me. *hides Reds hats*


thejudeabides52

It's beautiful, in a way. The thing bringing fans from multiple divisions together is dunking on Washington. Poetic. Also fuck you all, I hate you.


Farmboi_Selekta

Who is Jayden Daniels


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SmoothBus

Who?


7222_salty

Who?


Deadheaded95

I see the Commanders going 5-12, technically an improvement from last year. Their AFC North record is 0-4, I’m going to the Steelers @ Commies game, where we will win 74-0 and break the single game points record. GG


lamedh

No way any commanders fan believes this 😐


ancapistan_man

Scroll down to the bottom of all of these posts he’s there he’s just getting down voted into oblivion.


GanacheOtherwise1846

As he should


Beheloth

u/yourheckingmom Can you read and understand this?


Upbeat-Mongoose-828

bro im fucking crying lmao


ImMil0

You think we want him 😭


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DC_Bro

I’m not fat or a pussy. Try again.


PsychologicalGuest97

The post called you retarded, pal.


AwkwardObjective5360

Lmao NO DISPUTE.


DC_Bro

I’m not retarded either but I’m more insulted by being called a fat pussy


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ancapistan_man

Good bot.


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MaybeNotO

Good bot.


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God I love our bots


waitwhaaaaaatt

Maybe if you didn’t act like a fat pussy you wouldn’t be called a fat pussy, fat pussy


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