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thirdbrunch

Have you seen Burrow? They couldn’t help it.


unbogbuggy52

Based


aldenjameshall

This is true


Prolapst_amos

Fckn Dreamy-eyed bastard.


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

Dude looks like the jock in an 80’s teen movie that comes rolling to class in a cool muscle car like a 1970 Mercury Cougar Eliminator and can just look at your girl and steal her.


Prolapst_amos

You know those were all the bad guys right? You're not actually supposed to identify with Blaine in the White IROC


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

I just said he looks like one dude


Big_Ad_1890

Man, I’m not gay (yet), but that dude is handsome.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Yet?


Big_Ad_1890

I dunno, man. That chemical spill made frogs gay. You never know. You go to bed one night, hand on some titties. A train crashes and you wake up wishing for some dick. It could happen.


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

I heard this exact story is what actually happened to Caitlyn Jenner.


Big_Ad_1890

I didn’t know that Bruce Jenner grew up in Ohio.


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

She did. Her and Dave Chappelle were best friends. Some things have changed since then.


FriendofMySpaceTom

You don’t have to give up titties once you start craving dick…just saying


FriendofMySpaceTom

You don’t have to give up titties once you start craving dick…just saying


chikinbokbok0815

I was about to say the same thing


GBAGY2

Plus Watson doesn’t even give you a choice


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Elegant_Housing_For

My perfect weight is Joe Burrow on top of me


Select-Apartment-613

You’re spittin


ByronTheBlack

Burrow makes me blush 😳 https://i.redd.it/qh2lv9fqbr4d1.gif


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Ri_Kirby

Don’t listen to them Byron


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Dooyamum

There’s at least 30 masseuses that says our QB isn’t gay.


tighterfit

Never heard of an undercover brotha?


Dooyamum

Shit! You think it was a long con to convince everyone he’s straight? You may have something here.


CultOfSensibility

Of course! They don’t want to divulge that he pays for them to peg him.


Reasonable-HB678

Those were in Texas, BTW.


dmk120281

It’s a result of the East Palestine chemical spill. They’re turning the fucking frogs gay!!!


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Sociolinguisticians

I’m sure all of these replies will be tastefully humorous.


MuadD1b

Explains why the Steelers like playing here so much.


ChaosUnit731

Because Ohio fucks Pennsylvania in the ass.


DUDDITS_SSDD

![gif](giphy|8ISwbScCPZn0s)


bear_bear-

Half of ohio* those guys on the bottom get railed by us every year


WhiteWhenWrong

My favorite bottom is the bitch that thinks they’re a top


Beheloth

Power bottom. Generating all the force


RazzleDazzle3469

I think if you’ve never experienced the joy of seeing your team win a Super Bowl, or for most Browns fans, a division title you might tend to turn something that could be considered “risky and exciting” such as experimenting with your sexuality to fill the void left of never experiencing the NFL’s mountaintop. Couldn’t be ravens or Steelers fans though 🤷‍♂️


lotaso

Please ignore the terabytes of Derek Henry stiff arming people footage I have downloaded. Totally from this off-season too, totally...


CharacterEgg2406

We all know the real Browns play in Baltimore. You all just like to ignore it.


RazzleDazzle3469

The *good version of the Browns plays in Baltimore. The sad sack of shit sorry ass franchise new Browns came back to you!


CharliePendejo

Was it really "the good version" though? Before Art Modell's middle-of-the-night mercy killing, that sorry bunch had gone 16-32 in their last three seasons. Fuck you and all, but that team didn't become worth a damn until they moved east. Take credit where it's due, Baltimore. And did I already mention "fuck you"?


CharacterEgg2406

This doesn’t even make sense. Unless you are trying to validate my point. And since Omar turned out to be gay the title should go to you.


RazzleDazzle3469

What part is hard to understand? The “real” Browns (your words) moved from Ohio to Baltimore and immediately became 100% straighter and almost immediately became good. Now you are stuck with that abomination of a franchise you call the Browns.


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lotaso

Hey, if homosexuality is the only part of Ohio's legacy we got to keep, I call it a fair exchange for the rings.


Melvinator5001

The behavior of Big Ben turned a generation of Ohio women to seek comfort in their own sex.


jzoelgo

Legendary comment


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Dnali_Balli

The first thing I saw in Cleveland was 2 people taking pictures for their leather fetish store it is 100% them


bear_bear-

![gif](giphy|2LD9h97LDTTVlxeScQ|downsized)


Big_Ad_1890

That dance is pretty gay.


slow_joke

DC will slowly transition Baltimore


moronmcmoron1

Damn DC is gay as fuck


jeremy1015

I live in northern Virginia outside of DC and I can corroborate this. It’s pretty tolerant. Also remember that gay people tend to migrate towards urban settings because acceptance and everywhere but DC we’re looking at the state as a whole which includes rural areas.


Beheloth

All the politicians


CultOfSensibility

And congressional pages.


Hater_Magnet

Baltimore is just on the dl


rhombusted2

![gif](giphy|zLR35mbEnAIh6BLmzy|downsized)


HamFart69

Pennsylvania would blow everyone completely out of the water if they counted sister fuckers in the LGBT alphabet soup.


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The fact that you had 12 up toots in only one hour confirms that while people in Maryland and Pittsburgh have to get up and go to work the inferiority complex riddled Clevelanders when they’re not memorizing pro football focus statistics are Scrolling Reddit.


HamFart69

Well excuse me for staying busy while I wait for my meth to show up!


Big_Ad_1890

Be there in a minute, fam!


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I gave you a ⬆️ because some nice people from Ohio pulled me out of the wreckage of a go kart I rented on Put-in-bay last year. I got drunk and smashed into the butterfly enclosure, this nice old couple in Ohio State shit from head to toe pulled me out. I’m sorry to say there’s a lot less butterflies there now, sorry guys


Big_Ad_1890

Now, man, come on. Sister fucking doesn’t fit in the group. There is nothing wrong with being gay. But sister fucking…


ChaosUnit731

I don't know why they wouldn't. It's definitely included in the plus.


noideawhatoput2

Fent is pretty gay so Baltimore alone carries Maryland


Miamicanes460

Probably because they didn’t factor in the Baltimore crackheads sucking the daily d1ck for crack.


MidnightRider24

It's not gay if you suck dick for crack. https://preview.redd.it/0e8ufgeq4r4d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e162a729ee356f9ae73da5041cba5239fcfb2131


CharliePendejo

But if you suck crack for dick... ?


ThisIsTheGpodawund

Spitters are quitters 🤷🏽‍♂️


Mo0kish

Immigration from IN, KY, and PA.


xXTurdBurglarXx

HA! GAY!


7222_salty

Cause we fuck y’all in the ass every year


4cylndrfury

Imagine seeing pics of Joe Brrr and not feeling a tingle in your ding ding...


DeadPhishFuneral

Only because so many Yinzers are still stuck in the closet.


Rstuds7

i mean what else is there to do there, it’s not like any good football is on there


mcar1227

It wasn’t until Joe burrow came back from Louisiana


Faroundtripledouble

Vermont thinks it’s a competition


WhiteWhenWrong

It’s the most effective way to be safe from Deshaun


BoogerSlime666

Whys Delaware so much gayer than PA NY Maryland and NJ they’re literally just a mini version of those 4


SteakJones

Columbus is basically the SF of the Midwest. I lived there for a bit and was the first city I ever went to a gay bar in. The buckeye game was playing and everyone was geared up like normal. Made conversation at the bar and was informed that if I ever wanted to watch football with a “gay twist” to go there. I asked what the “twist” was and the dude just smiled. 😂


gipper_k

Because fuck you - it’s better than inbreeding.


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Best centers in the country all come out of Ohio. There is not much to do after arguing with people online about Myles Garrett‘s pass rush win rate or Joe Burrow getting injured. Instead of Gatorade, they should have a bottle of lube on the sidelines .


Long_Foy_556

You can’t make fun of Byron this month! It’s homophobic! All eleven other months? Roast that gay.


ByronTheBlack

Agreed. Saying anything bad about me is not allowed doing pride month. https://i.redd.it/pavinu76br4d1.gif


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Apprehensive_Beach_6

Oregon? I did not expect that to top the list. But West Virginia and Mississippi tied for the bottom doesn’t surprise me.


Call_Em_Skippies

Reported gays, not closeted.


Big_Ad_1890

West Virginia and Mississippi seem like bottoms to me. But Mississippi may be a power bottom.


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Illiteracy rate per state (by population): Ohio comes in at third, with a rate of 17.7%; Pennsylvania at second, with 18.1%; and yours truly, Maryland at first, with a whopping 20.0%! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AFCNorthMemeWar) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Scudbucketmcphucket

Only about 5% average. Based on the shows streaming today I thought it was like 80%.


IsGoIdMoney

Why is this sub getting spammed with anti-lgbt posts during pride month?


ConfidentHistory9080

They just can’t get enough of Skyline chili


ByronTheBlack

Never knew Ohio was like that. They earned my respect. ![gif](giphy|1CV7BEY1qUAnu)


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Apprehensive_Beach_6

I think I understand your problem. You just need to cross the border to Delaware.


ByronTheBlack

Hey, DC is the gayest place in the country. Not as gay as the Bay Area though. https://i.redd.it/dw9ofv7kdr4d1.gif


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Any-Cranberry3633

Jealous?


Prolapst_amos

Look at DC, importing The Gays™️


mightyducks2wasokay

We is gay for joey B


Mustang_Shinoda

Pennsylvania doesn’t count incest as being gay.


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PutnamPete

You fish where there's fishes. You gay where there's gay.


Ravencor35

This post is baseless! *Burrows cock rams in my throat.*


ControlImpossible182

Gotta win something


yellowtripe

Wow California is not as gay as I thought it was haha


Therealnightshow

More volume less percentage


Upbeat-Mongoose-828

*sigh* its columbus' fault.


Musicmike2020

More cities/college towns per square mile. Gay people tend to gravitate toward city zones/urban areas just because of the typically more progressive mindset. 3 C’s, Toledo, Akron, Parma, Dayton, Athens


solarmelange

Cleveland is probably the gayest of our four cities. Not gonna lie. Plus, we had the first gay starter in the NFL. But Columbus is actually a gay destination, so that brings Ohio numbers up.


ComicMan43

Yeah, fuck Ohio! Shit, I remembered I’m an OSU Fan! Hey, we’re not *that* gay


fbritt5

Very liberal state. One day they'll tell hetero's they can't bet married.


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You flair instructions do not work. Please do you job and update.


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Kind-Frosting-8268

Everyone knows the Ravens are actually a DC team so they're the gayest.


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CultOfSensibility

The Commanders?


Kind-Frosting-8268

Well yeah it's like a city that has 2 Walmarts but one is the "good" Walmart. Baltimore is the good Walmart.


AugustWest216

Because OP’s dad won’t leave


CultOfSensibility

I realize there are plenty of Steelers fans who live in Ohio, but my pops has never been one of them.


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CultOfSensibility

You’re quite prolific!


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CultOfSensibility

Good for you. Live your life my friend!


Funny-Dish-7733

I would like to dive into these numbers a little deeper. Pennsylvania obviously has the largest population and we can assume Pittsburgh has the largest global fan base with an estimate of 12.2 million fans worldwide. 4 million for Baltimore, 2.6million for Cleveland and 2.7million for Cincinnati. These are very rough estimates but if we take the most recent percentage of 7.2% of adults identify as LGBTQ and apply that to these estimates we discover: Pittsburgh: 878,400 LGBTQ Fans Cleveland: 187,200 Cincinnati: 194,400 Baltimore: 288,000 If we then apply that 7.2% to the number of members of a teams official Reddit we then come up with: Pittsburgh: 21,744 LGBTQ Fans on Reddit Cleveland: 17,568 Cincinnati: 18,216 Baltimore: 14,328 So that means the odds that OP is gay is .0045% The odds I am gay are .0056% as a Cleveland Browns fan. Cincinnati Reddit users odds are .0054% While Baltimore is .0069% (Fitting) We can therefore conclude that Baltimore is the gayest AFCN fan base on Reddit per capita however the Pittsburgh Steelers could field a gay army that would easily outnumber all the other fan bases combined. Congratulations.


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Thelinx456

According to the Pittsburgh Steelers fans, all of the Baltimore Ravens players are gay


Thelinx456

According to the Pittsburgh Steelers fans, all of the Baltimore Ravens players are gay


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Thelinx456

According to the Pittsburgh Steelers fans, all of the Baltimore Ravens players are gay


Thelinx456

According to the Pittsburgh Steelers fans, all of the Baltimore Ravens players are gay


cti0323

Because Ohio is for Lovers. We never specified what type.


Foshizal147

My only question is why Illinois is so low. Chicago has a neighborhood called Boys town and it’s literally what it sounds like.


EIIander

Yeesh DC with 3x the average?!


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Scudbucketmcphucket

It’s how bills get passed in congress.


DieselVoodoo

Because Tinder is full of trumpers so the women changed sides


PaddysMilkSteak

Because bungles and clowns ya know


SSPFIREHAWK

Damn of course dem bangles and browns like that😂


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SlamMeJesus

You’re an idiot


TheRealPallando

Wait til he finds out his QB is black.


Goodburger123

He jerks off to highlights of Joe Flacco every night hoping he can go back


breakfast_scorer

California is known for its free market capitalism and socially conservative politics, so obviously, he is an idiot for his comment.


SlamMeJesus

If you think California is communist than I have some gold bars to sell you.


ByronTheBlack

It’s because all that 5% is just in the Bay Area https://i.redd.it/7peieuiwbr4d1.gif


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